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DR1M1 9 : %E 0 WALK+ 9 ! ,ZOOLOGICAL
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UMBRELLA4 ,! ANIMALS SEEM$ DESP]ATELY
UNHAPPY 2C (! RA91 & 7 ALL GR[L+
GLOOMILY4 ,:5 %E AWOKE1 BO? ! GR[L+ &!
RA9 W5T ON J ! SAME4 ,! GR[L+ 0 ! H1VY
REGUL> BR1?+ ( H] SI/] ,JANE1 :O _H A
SLI<T COLD & 0 / ASLEEP4 ,! RA9 FELL 9
SL[ DROPS ON TO ,AN!A'S FACE F ! WET
CORN] (A BA?-T[EL : H] BRO!R ,ROB]T 0
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DID1 = HE 0 N A BRUTAL BRO!R1 ?\< V
9G5I\S 9 APPLE-PIE B$S1 BOOBY-TRAPS1
ORIG9AL ME?ODS ( AWAK5+ SLEEP+
RELATIVES1 &! O!R LL A3OMPLI%;TS : MAKE
HOME HAPPY4
  8,I _H S* A FUNNY DR1M10 ,AN!A 2GAN4
  8,S DID ,I10 SD ,JANE1 WAK5+ SU45LY &
)\T W>N+4 8,I DR1M$ WE F.D A ,S&-FAIRY
9 ! GRAVEL-PITS1 & X SD X 0 A
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0 J GO+ 6TELL Y--& WE _H ! F/ WI%
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DONKEYS 5 6ASK = U ALL 6BE B1UTI;L Z !
"D1 & WE JOLLY WELL W]E1 & X 0 P]FECTLY
B1/LY40
  8,B .C DI6]5T P ALL DR1M ! SAME ?+80
SD ,AN!A1 SITT+ UP 9 B$1 82C ,I DR1M$
ALL T Z WELL Z AB ! ,ZOO &! RA92 &
,BABY DIDN'T "K U 9 MY DR1M1 &! S]VANTS
%UT U \ (! H\SE 2C ! RADIANT;S ( \R
B1UTY 0 S* A -PLETE 4GUISE1 &--0
  ,! VOICE (! ELDE/ BRO!R S.D$ F ACR !
L&+4
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= BR1KFA/ AG--UN.S Y M1N 6%IRK YR BA? L
Y DID ON ,TUES"D40
  8,I SAY1 -E "H A SEC10 ,ROB]T REPLI$4
8,I DIDN'T %IRK X2 ,I _H X AF BREKK] 9
"F'S DRESS+-ROOM1 2C \RS 0 EMPTI$
AWAY40
  ,CYRIL APPE>$ 9 ! DOORWAY1 "PI,Y
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  8,LOOK "H10 SD ,AN!A1 8WE'VE ALL _H
S* AN ODD DR1M4 ,WE'VE ALL DR1M$ WE F.D
A ,S&-FAIRY40
  ,H] VOICE DI$ AWAY 2F ,CYRIL'S
3TEMPTU\S GL.E4 8,DR1M80 HE SD1 8Y LL
SILLIES1 X'S .TRUE4 ,I TELL Y X ALL
HAPP5$4 ,T'S :Y ,I'M S KE5 ON 2+ D[N
E>LY4 ,WE'LL G UP "! DIRECTLY AF
BREKK]1 & H ANO!R WI%4 ,ONLY WE'LL MAKE
UP \R M9DS1 SOLID1 2F WE G1 :AT X IS WE
D WANT1 & NO "O M/ ASK = ANY?+ UN.S !
O!RS AGREE F/4 ,NO M PE].S B1UTIES = ?
*1 ?ANK Y4 ,N IF ,I "K X60
  ,! O!R ?REE DRESS$1 ) _! M\?S OP54
,IF ALL T DR1M AB ! ,S&-FAIRY 0 R1L1 ?
R1L DRESS+ SEEM$ V L A DR1M1 ! GIRLS
?"\4 ,JANE FELT T ,CYRIL 0 "R1 B ,AN!A
0 N SURE1 TILL AF !Y _H SE5 ,M>?A &
HE>D H] FULL & PLA9 REM9D]S AB _!
NAU<TY 3DUCT ! "D 2F4 ,!N ,AN!A 0 SURE4
8,2C10 SD %E1 8S]VANTS N"E DR1M ANY?+ B
! ?+S 9 ! ,DR1M-BOOK1 L SNAKES & OY/]S
& GO+ 6A W$D+--T M1NS A FUN]AL1 &
SNAKES >E A FALSE FEMALE FR1 & OY/]S >E
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  8,TALK+ ( BABIES10 SD ,CYRIL1 8":'S !
,LAMB80
  8,M>?A'S GO+ 6TAKE HM 6,RO*E/] 6SEE
H] C\S9S4 ,"M SD %E MI<T4 ,%E'S DRESS+
HM N[10 SD ,JANE1 8IN 8 V BE/ COAT &
HAT4 ,BR1D-&-BUTT]1 PL1SE40
  8,%E SEEMS 6L TAK+ HM TOO10 SD ,ROB]T
9 A T"O ( WOND]4
  8,S]VANTS D L TAK+ BABIES 6SEE _!
REL,NS10 ,CYRIL SD4 8,I'VE NOTIC$ X
2F--ESPECI,Y 9 _! BE/ ?+S40
  8,I EXPECT !Y PRET5D !Y'RE _! [N
BABIES1 & T !Y'RE N S]VANTS AT ALL1 B
M>RI$ 6NO# DUKES ( HI< DEGREE1 & !Y SAY
! BABIES >E ! LL DUKES & DU*ESSES10
,JANE SU7E/$ DR1MILY1 TAK+ M M>MALADE4
8,I EXPECT T'S :AT ,M>?A'LL SAY 6H]
C\S94 ,%E'LL 5JOY H]F MO/ F"R;LLY--0
  8,%E WON'T 5JOY H]F MO/ F"R;LLY C>RY+
\R 9FANT DUKE 6,RO*E/]10 SD ,ROB]T1 8N
IF %E'S ANY?+ L ME--%E WON'T40
  8,FANCY WALK+ 6,RO*E/] )! ,LAMB ON YR
BACK6 ,OH1 CRIKEY60 SD ,CYRIL 9 FULL
AGREE;T4
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SEE !M (F1 !N WE % H D"O A POLITE &
K9DLY ACT1 & WE % 2 Q SURE WE'VE GOT
RID ( !M =! "D40
  ,S !Y DID4
  ,M>?A WORE H] ,SUN"D DRESS ( TWO
%ADES ( PURPLE1 S TI<T 9 ! *E/ T X MADE
H] /OOP1 & H] BLUE HAT )! P9K CORNFL[]S
& :ITE RI2ON4 ,%E _H A YELL[-LACE COLL>
)A GRE5 B[4 ,&! ,LAMB _H 9DE$ 8 V BE/
CR1M-COL\R$ SILK COAT & HAT4 ,X 0 A
SM>T "PY T ! C>RI]'S C>T PICK$ UP AT !
,CROSS ,ROADS4 ,:5 XS :ITE TILT & R$
:EELS _H SL[LY VANI%$ 9 A SWIRL ( *ALK-
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!Y W5T4
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ASK =4 ,AL? !Y 7 ALL 9 A GRT HURRY !Y
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PIT1 B W5T R.D 0! SAFE L[] ROAD1 Z IF
!Y _H BE5 C>TS4 ,!Y _H MADE A R+ ( /"OS
R.D ! PLACE ": ! ,S&-FAIRY _H 4APPE>$1
S !Y EASILY F.D ! SPOT4 ,! SUN 0 BURN+
& B"R1 &! SKY 0 DEEP BLUE--)\T A CL\D4
,! S& 0 V HOT 6T\*4
  8,OH--SUPPOSE X 0 ONLY A DR1M1 AF
ALL10 ,ROB]T SD Z ! BOYS UNCOV]$ _!
SPADES F ! S&-H1P ": !Y _H BURI$ !M &
2GAN 6DIG4
  8,SUPPOSE Y 7 A S5SI# *AP10 SD
,CYRIL2 8"O'S Q Z LIKELY Z ! O!R60
  8,SUPPOSE Y KEPT A CIVIL T;GUE 9 YR
H1D10 ,ROB]T SNAPP$4
  8,SUPPOSE WE GIRLS TAKE A TURN10 SD
,JANE1 LAU<+4 8,Y BOYS SEEM 6BE GETT+ V
W>M40
  8,SUPPOSE Y DON'T -E %OV+ YR SILLY O>
IN10 SD ,ROB]T1 :O 0 N[ W>M 9DE$4
  8,WE WON'T10 SD ,AN!A QKLY4 8,ROB]T
DE>1 DON'T 2 S GRUMPY--WE WON'T SAY A
^W1 Y % 2 ! "O 6SP1K 6! ,FAIRY & TELL
HM :AT WE'VE DECID$ 6WI% =4 ,Y'LL SAY X
M* BETT] ?AN WE %40
  8,SUPPOSE Y DROP 2+ A LL HUMBUG10 SD
,ROB]T1 B N CROSSLY4 8,LOOK \--DIG ) YR
H&S1 N[60
  ,S !Y DID1 & PRES5TLY UNCOV]$ !
SPID]-%AP$ BR[N HAIRY BODY1 L;G >MS &
LEGS1 BAT'S E>S & SNAIL'S EYES (! ,S&-
FAIRY HMF4 ,"EY"O DREW A DEEP BR1? (
SATISFAC;N1 = N[ ( C\RSE X CDN'T H BE5
A DR1M4
  ,! ,PSAMM1D SAT UP & %OOK ! S& \ ( XS
FUR4
  8,H['S YR LEFT :ISK] ? MORN+80 SD
,AN!A POLITELY4
  8,NO?+ 6BOA/ (10 SD X1 8X _H R A
RE/.S NI<T4 ,B ?ANK Y = ASK+40
  8,I SAY10 SD ,ROB]T1 8D Y FEEL UP TO
GIV+ WI%ES TO-"D1 2C WE V M* WANT AN
EXTRA 2SS ! REGUL> "O8 ,! EXTRA'S A V
LL "O10 HE A4$ REASSUR+LY4
  8,HUMPH60 SD ! ,S&-FAIRY4 7,IF Y R1D
? /ORY AL\D1 PL1SE PRON\NCE 8HUMPH0
EXACTLY Z X IS SPELT1 = T IS H[ HE SD
X47 8,HUMPH6 ,D Y "K1 UNTIL ,I HE>D Y
2+ 4AGREEA# 6EA* O!R J OV] MY H1D1 & S
L\D TOO1 ,I RE,Y Q ?"\ ,I _H DR1M$ Y
ALL4 ,I D H V ODD DR1MS "S"TS40
  8,D Y80 ,JANE HURRI$ 6SAY1 S Z 6GET
AWAY F ! SUBJECT ( 4AGREEA#;S4 8,I
WI%10 %E A4$ POLITELY1 8Y'D TELL U AB
YR DR1MS--!Y M/ 2 AW;LLY 9T]E/+40
  8,IS T ! "D'S WI%80 SD ! ,S&-FAIRY1
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  ,CYRIL MUTT]$ "S?+ AB 8J L A GIRL10 &
! RE/ /OOD SIL5T4 ,IF !Y SD 8,YES10 !N
GD-BYE 6! O!R WI%ES !Y _H DECID$ 6ASK
=4 ,IF !Y SD 8,NO10 X WD 2 V RUDE1 & !Y
_H ALL BE5 TAU<T MANN]S1 & _H LE>N$ A
LL TOO1 : IS N AT ALL ! SAME ?+4 ,A SI<
( RELIEF BROKE F ALL LIPS :5 ! ,S&-
FAIRY SD3
  8,IF ,I D ,I %AN'T H /R5G? 6GIVE Y A
SECOND WI%2 N EV5 GD TEMP]S1 OR -MON
S5SE1 OR MANN]S1 OR LL ?+S L T40
  8,WE DON'T WANT Y 6PUT YRF \ AT ALL
AB ^! ?+S1 WE C MANAGE !M Q WELL \RVS10
SD ,CYRIL EAG]LY2 :ILE ! O!RS LOOK$
GUILTILY AT EA* O!R1 & WI%$ ! ,FAIRY WD
N KEEP ALL ON AB GD TEMP]S1 B GIVE !M
"O GD R[+ IF X WANT$ TO1 & !N H D"O )
X4
  8,WELL10 SD ! ,PSAMM1D1 PUTT+ \ 8 L;G
SNAIL'S EYES S SU45LY T "O ( !M NE>LY
W5T 96! R.D BOY'S EYES ( ,ROB]T1 8LET'S
H ! LL WI% F/40
  8,WE DON'T WANT ! S]VANTS 6NOTICE !
GIFTS Y GIVE U40
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:ISP]4
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,ROB]T4
  ,! ,FAIRY SWELL$ HMF \ A BIT1 LET 8
BR1? G1 & SD--
  8,I'VE D"O .T = Y--X 0 Q EASY4 ,P
DON'T NOTICE ?+S M*1 ANYWAY4 ,:AT'S !
NEXT WI%80
  8,WE WANT10 SD ,ROB]T SL[LY1 86BE RI*
2Y ! DR1MS ( "S?+ OR O!R40
  8,AV>ICE10 SD ,JANE4
  8,S X IS10 SD ! ,FAIRY UNEXPECT$LY4
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"K6 ,H[ M* D Y WANT1 & W Y H X 9 GOLD
OR NOTES80
  8,GOLD1 PL1SE--& MILLIONS ( X40
  8,? GRAVEL-PIT FULL 2 5\<80 SD !
,FAIRY 9 AN (F-H& MANN]4
  8,OH .YES60
  8,!N GET \ 2F ,I 2G91 OR Y'LL 2 BURI$
ALIVE 9 X40
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S F"R5+LY1 T ! *N RAN Z H>D Z !Y CD
T[>DS ! ROAD 0: C>TS US$ 6-E 6! GRAVEL-
PITS4 ,ONLY ,AN!A _H PRES;E ( M9D 5 TO
%\T A TIMID 8,GD-MORN+1 ,I HOPE YR
:ISK] W 2 BETT] TO-MORR[10 Z %E RAN4
  ,ON ! ROAD !Y TURN$ & LOOK$ BACK1 &
!Y _H 6%UT _! EYES1 & OP5 !M V SL[LY1 A
LL BIT AT A "T1 2C ! SI<T 0 TOO DAZZL+
= _! EYES 6BE A# 6BE> X4 ,X 0 "S?+ L
TRY+ 6LOOK AT ! SUN AT HI< NOON ON
,MIDSUMM] ,"D4 ,=! :OLE (! S&-PIT 0
FULL1 "R UP 6! V TOP1 ) NEW %9+ GOLD
PIECES1 & ALL ! LL S&-M>T9S' LL FRONT
DOORS 7 COV]$ \ ( SI<T4 ,": ! ROAD =!
C>TS W.D 96! GRAVEL-PIT ! GOLD LAY 9
H1PS L /"OS LIE 0! ROADSIDE1 &A GRT
BANK ( %9+ GOLD %ELV$ D[N F ": X LAY
FLAT & SMOO? 2T ! TALL SIDES (! GRAVEL-
PIT4 ,& ALL ! GL1M+ H1P 0 M9T$ GOLD4 ,&
ON ! SIDES & $GES ( ^! C.T.S CO9S !
MID"D SUN %"O & SP>KL$1 & GL[$ & GL1M$
TILL ! QU>RY LOOK$ L ! M\? (A SMELT+
FURNACE1 OR "O (! FAIRY HALLS T Y SEE
"S"TS 9 ! SKY AT SUNSET4
  ,! *N /OOD ) _! M\?S OP51 & NO "O SD
A ^W4
  ,AT LA/ ,ROB]T /OPP$ & PICK$ UP "O (!
LOOSE CO9S F ! $GE (! H1P 0! C>T-ROAD1
& LOOK$ AT X4 ,HE LOOK$ ON BO? SIDES4
,!N HE SD 9 A L[ VOICE1 Q DI6]5T 6HIS
[N1 8,X'S N SOV]EIGNS40
  8,X'S GOLD1 ANYWAY10 SD ,CYRIL4 ,& N[
!Y ALL 2GAN 6TALK AT ONCE4 ,!Y ALL
PICK$ UP ! GOLD5 TR1SURE 0H&;LS1 & LET
X RUN "? _! F+]S L WAT]1 &! *9K X MADE
Z X FELL 0 WOND];L MUSIC4 ,AT F/ !Y Q
=GOT 6?9K ( SP5D+ ! M"OY1 X 0 S NICE TO
PLAY )4 ,JANE SAT D[N 2T TWO H1PS (
GOLD & ,ROB]T 2GAN 6BURY H]1 Z Y BURY
YR "F 9 S& :5 Y >E AT ! S1SIDE & HE HAS
G"O 6SLEEP ON ! B1* ) 8 NEWSPAP] OV] 8
FACE4 ,B ,JANE 0 N HALF BURI$ 2F %E
CRI$ \1 8,OH1 /OP1 X'S TOO H1VY6 ,X
HURTS60
  ,ROB]T SD 8,BO%60 & W5T ON4
  8,LET ME \1 ,I TELL Y10 CRI$ ,JANE1 &
0 TAK5 \1 V :ITE1 & TREMBL+ A LL4
  8,Y'VE NO IDEA :AT X'S L10 SD %E2
8X'S L /"OS ON Y--OR L *A9S40
  8,LOOK "H10 ,CYRIL SD1 8IF ? IS 6D U
ANY GD1 X'S NO GD \R /AY+ GASP+ AT X L
?4 ,LET'S FILL \R POCKETS & G & BUY
?+S4 ,DON'T Y =GET1 X WON'T LA/ AF
SUNSET4 ,I WI% WE'D ASK$ ! ,SAMMYADD :Y
?+S DON'T TURN 6/"O4 ,P]H ? W4 ,I'LL
TELL Y :AT1 "!'S A PONY & C>T 9 !
VILLAGE40
  8,D Y WANT 6BUY T80 ASK$ ,JANE4
  8,NO1 SILLY--WE'LL .HIRE X4 ,& !N
WE'LL G 6,RO*E/] & BUY H1PS & H1PS (
?+S4 ,LOOK "H1 LET'S EA* TAKE Z M* Z WE
C C>RY4 ,B X'S N SOV]EIGNS4 ,!Y'VE GOT
A MAN'S H1D ON "O SIDE &A ?+ L ! ACE (
SPADES ON ! O!R4 ,FILL YR POCKETS ) X1
,I TELL Y1 & -E AL;G4 ,Y C JAW Z WE
G--IF Y M/ JAW40
  ,CYRIL SAT D[N & 2GAN 6FILL 8
POCKETS4 8,Y MADE FUN ( ME = GETT+ "F
6H N9E POCKETS 9 MY ,NORFOLKS10 SD HE1
8B N[ Y SEE60
  ,!Y DID4 ,= :5 ,CYRIL _H FILL$ 8 N9E
POCKETS & 8 H&K]*IEF &! SPACE 2T HMF &
8 %IRT FRONT )! GOLD CO9S1 HE _H 6/&
UP4 ,B HE /A7]$1 & _H 6SIT D[N AG 9 A
HURRY--
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POCKETS40
  ,& ,CYRIL _H TO4
  ,!N !Y SET (F 6WALK 6! VILLAGE4 ,X 0
M ?AN A MILE1 &! ROAD 0 V DU/Y 9DE$1 &!
SUN SEEM$ 6GET HOTT] & HOTT]1 &! GOLD 9
_! POCKETS GOT H1VI] & H1VI]4
  ,X 0 ,JANE :O SD1 8,I DON'T SEE H[
WE'RE 6SP5D X ALL4 ,"! M/ 2 ?\S&S (
P.DS AM;G ! LOT ( U4 ,I'M GO+ 6L1VE "S
( M9E 2H ? /UMP 9 ! H$GE4 ,& DIRECTLY
WE GET 6! VILLAGE WE'LL BUY "S
BISCUITS2 ,I "K X'S L;G PA/ D9N]-"T40
,%E TOOK \ A H&;L OR TWO ( GOLD & HID X
9 ! HOLL[S ( AN OLD HORNB1M4 8,H[ R.D &
YELL[ !Y >E10 %E SD4 8,DON'T Y WI% !Y 7
G+]BR1D NUTS & WE 7 GO+ 6EAT !M80
  8,WELL1 !Y'RE N1 & WE'RE N10 SD
,CYRIL4 8,-E ON60
  ,B !Y CAME ON H1VILY & WE>ILY4 ,2F !Y
R1*$ ! VILLAGE1 M ?AN "O /UMP 9 ! H$GE
3C1L$ XS LL HO>D ( HI45 TR1SURE4 ,YET
!Y R1*$ ! VILLAGE ) AB TWELVE HUNDR$
GU91S 9 _! POCKETS4 ,B 9 SPITE ( ?
9SIDE W1L? !Y LOOK$ Q ORD9>Y \TSIDE1 &
NO "O WD H ?"\ !Y CD H M ?AN A HALF-
CR[N EA* AT ! \TSIDE4 ,! HAZE ( H1T1 !
BLUE (! WOOD SMOKE1 MADE A SORT ( DIM
MI/Y CL\D OV] ! R$ RO(S (! VILLAGE4 ,!
F\R SAT D[N H1VILY ON ! F/ B5* !Y CAME
TO--,X HAPP5$ 6BE \TSIDE ! ,BLUE ,BO>
,9N4
  ,X 0 DECID$ T ,CYRIL %D G 96! ,BLUE
,BO> & ASK = G+]-BE]1 2C1 Z ,AN!A SD1
8,X IS N WR;G = M5 6G 96PUBLIC H\SES1
ONLY = *N4 ,& ,CYRIL IS NE>] 62+ A MAN
?AN U1 2C HE IS ! ELDE/40 ,S HE W5T4 ,!
O!RS SAT 9 ! SUN & WAIT$4
  8,OH1 HATS1 H[ HOT X IS60 SD ,ROB]T4
8,DOGS PUT _! T;GUES \ :5 !Y'RE HOT2 ,I
WOND] IF X WD COOL U AT ALL 6PUT \
\RS80
  8,WE MI<T TRY10 ,JANE SD2 & !Y ALL
PUT _! T;GUES \ Z F> Z "E !Y CD G1 S T
X Q /RET*$ _! ?ROATS1 B X ONLY SEEM$ TO
MAKE !M ?IR/I] ?AN "E1 2SS ANNOY+ "EY"O
:O W5T BY4 ,S !Y TOOK _! T;GUES 9 AG1 J
Z ,CYRIL CAME BACK )! G+]-BE]4
  8,I _H 6PAY = X \ ( MY [N TWO-&-
SEV5P;E1 ?\<1 T ,I 0 GO+ 6BUY RA2ITS
)10 HE SD4 8,!Y WDN'T *ANGE ! GOLD4 ,&
:5 ,I PULL$ \ A H&;L ! MAN J LAU<$ & SD
X 0 C>D-C.T]S4 ,& ,I GOT "S SP;GE-CAKES
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BISCUITS ) C>AWAYS IN40
  ,! SP;GE-CAKES 7 BO? S(T & DRY &!
BISCUITS 7 DRY TOO1 & YET S(T1 :
BISCUITS "\ N 6BE4 ,B ! G+]-BE] MADE UP
= "EY?+4
  8,X'S MY TURN N[ 6TRY 6BUY "S?+ )!
M"OY10 ,AN!A SD1 8,I'M NEXT ELDE/4 ,":
IS ! PONY-C>T KEPT80
  ,X 0 AT ,! ,*EQU]S1 & ,AN!A W5T 9 !
BACK WAY 6! Y>D1 2C !Y ALL KNEW T LL
GIRLS "\ N 6G 96! B>S ( PUBLIC-H\SES4
,%E CAME \1 Z %E H]F SD1 8PL1S$ B N
PR\D04
  8,HE'LL 2 R1DY 9 A BRACE ( %AKES1 HE
SAYS10 %E REM>K$1 8& HE'S 6H "O
SOV]EIGN--OR :AT"E X IS--6DRIVE U 9 TO
,RO*E/] & BACK1 2SS WAIT+ "! TILL WE'VE
GOT "EY?+ WE WANT4 ,I ?9K ,I MANAG$ V
WELL40
  8,Y ?9K YRF JOLLY CL"E1 ,I D>ESAY10
SD ,CYRIL MOODILY4 8,H[ DID Y D X80
  8,I WASN'T JOLLY CL"E 5 6G TAK+ H&;LS
( M"OY \ ( MY POCKET1 6MAKE X SEEM *1P1
ANYWAY10 %E RETORT$4 8,I J F.D A "Y MAN
DO+ "S?+ 6A HORSE'S LEG )A SP;GE &A
PAIL4 ,& ,I HELD \ "O SOV]EIGN1 & ,I
SD1 ,8,D Y "K :AT ? IS80' ,HE SD1
,8,NO10' & HE'D CALL 8 "F4 ,&! OLD MAN
CAME1 & HE SD X 0 A SPADE GU9EA2 & HE
SD 0 X MY [N 6D Z ,I LIK$ )1 & ,I SD
,8,YES0'2 & ,I ASK$ AB ! PONY-C>T1 & ,I
SD HE CD H ! GU9EA IF HE'D DRIVE U 9 TO
,RO*E/]4 ,& 8 "N IS ,S4 ,CRISP94 ,& HE
SD1 ,8,"R OH0'40
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PONY-TRAP AL;G PRETTY C.TRY ROADS1 X 0
V PL1SANT TOO 7: IS N ALW ! CASE ) NEW
S5S,NS71 Q A"P F ! B1UTI;L PLANS (
SP5D+ ! M"OY : EA* * MADE Z !Y W5T
AL;G1 SIL5TLY ( C\RSE & Q 6XF1 = !Y
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HE> !M TALK 9 ! A6LU5T SORT ( WAY !Y 7
?9K+4 ,! OLD MAN PUT !M D[N 0! BRIDGE
AT _! REQUE/4
  8,IF Y 7 GO+ 6BUY A C>RIAGE & HORSES1
": WD Y G80 ASK$ ,CYRIL1 Z IF HE 7 ONLY
ASK+ =! SAKE ( "S?+ 6SAY4
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