,,PREFACE ,:5 ,I 0 A "Y/] ,I 0 LOOK$ ^U Z A WEIRD SORT ( CR1TURE1 2C1 =SOO?1 ,I 0 A SOCIALI/4 ,REPORT]S F LOCAL PAP]S 9T]VIEW$ ME1 &! 9T]VIEWS1 :5 PUBLI%$1 7 PA?OLOGICAL /UDIES (A /RANGE & ABNORMAL SPECIM5 ( MAN4 ,AT T "T 7N9E OR T5 YE>S AGO71 2C ,I MADE A /& 9 MY NATIVE T[N = MUNICIPAL [N]%IP ( PUBLIC UTILITIES1 ,I 0 BR&$ A 8R$-%IRT10 A 8DYNAMIT]10 & AN 8AN>*I/02 & RE,Y DEC5T FELL[S1 :O LIK$ ME V WELL1 DREW ! L9E AT MY APPE>+ 9 PUBLIC ) _! SI/]S4 ,B ! "TS *ANG$4 ,"! CAME A "D :5 ,I HE>D1 9 MY NATIVE T[N1 A ,REPUBLICAN MAYOR PUBLICLY PROCLAIM T 8MUNICIPAL [N]%IP 0 A FIX$ ,AM]ICAN POLICY40 ,& 9 T "D ,I F.D MYF PICK+ UP 9 ! _W4 ,NO L;G] DID ! PA?OLOGI/ /UDY ME1 :ILE ! RE,Y DEC5T FELL[S DID N M9D 9 ! L1/ ! PROP9QU;Y ( MYF & _! SI/]S 9 ! PUBLIC EYE4 ,MY POLITICAL & SOCIOLOGICAL ID1S 7 ASCRIB$ 6! VAG>IES ( Y\?1 & GD-NATUR$ ELD]LY M5 PATRONIZ$ ME & TOLD ME T ,I WD GR[ UP "S "D & 2COME AN UNUSU,Y 9TELLIG5T MEMB] (! -MUN;Y4 ,AL !Y TOLD ME T MY VIEWS 7 BIASS$ 0MY EMPTY POCKETS1 & T "S "D1 :5 ,I _H GA!R$ 6ME A FEW DOLL>S1 MY VIEWS WD 2 :OLLY DI6]5T1 --IN %ORT1 T MY VIEWS WD 2 _! VIEWS4 ,& !N CAME ! "D :5 MY SOCIALISM GREW RESPECTA#1--/ A VAG>Y ( Y\?1 X 0 HELD1 B ROMANTIC,Y RESPECTA#4 ,ROM.E1 6! B\RGEOIS M9D1 0 RESPECTA# 2C X 0 N DANG]\S4 ,Z A 8R$-%IRT10 ) BOMBS 9 ALL 8 POCKETS1 ,I 0 DANG]\S4 ,Z A Y\? ) NO?+ M M5AC+ ?AN A FEW PHILOSOPHICAL ID1S1 ,G]MANIC 9 _! ORIG91 ,I 0 AN 9T]E/+ & PL1S+ P]SONAL;Y4 ,"? ALL ? EXP]I;E ,I NOT$ "O ?+4 ,X 0 N ,I T *ANG$1 B ! -MUN;Y4 ,9 FACT1 MY SOCIALI/IC VIEWS GREW SOLID] & M PRON\NC$4 ,I REP1T1 X 0 ! -MUN;Y T *ANG$1 & 6MY *AGR9 ,I 4COV]$ T ! -MUN;Y *ANG$ 6S* PURPOSE T X 0 N ABV /1L+ MY ?"U4 ,! -MUN;Y BR&$ ME A 8R$-%IRT0 2C ,I /OOD = MUNICIPAL [N]%IP2 A LL LAT] X APPLAUD$ XS MAYOR :5 HE PROCLAIM$ MUNICIPAL [N]%IP 6BE A FIX$ ,AM]ICAN POLICY4 ,HE /OLE MY ?"U1 &! -MUN;Y APPLAUD$ ! !FT4 ,& TD ! -MUN;Y IS A# 6-E >.D & GIVE ME PO9TS ON MUNICIPAL [N]%IP4 ,:AT HAPP5$ 6ME HAS BE5 9 NO WISE DI6]5T F :AT HAS HAPP5$ 6! SOCIALI/ MOVE;T Z A :OLE 9 ! ,UNIT$ ,/ATES4 ,9 ! B\RGEOIS M9D SOCIALISM HAS *ANG$ F A T]RI# 41SE 6A Y\?;L VAG>Y1 & LAT] ON _H XS ?"U /OL5 0! TWO OLD "PIES1-- SOCIALISM1 L A MEEK & ?RIFTY "W+MAN1 2+ EXPLOIT$ 2CAME RESPECTA#4 ,ONLY DANG]\S ?+S >E ABHORR5T4 ,! ?+ T IS N DANG]\S IS ALW RESPECTA#4 ,& S ) SOCIALISM 9 ! ,UNIT$ ,/ATES4 ,= S"EAL YE>S X HAS BE5 V RESPECTA#1--A SWEET & B1UTI;L ,UTOPIAN DR1M1 9 ! B\RGEOIS M9D1 YET A DR1M1 ONLY A DR1M4 ,DUR+ ? P]IOD1 : HAS J 5D$1 SOCIALISM 0 TOL]AT$ 2C X 0 IMPOSSI# & NON-M5AC+4 ,M* ( XS ?"U _H BE5 /OL51 &! "W+M5 _H BE5 MADE HAPPY ) FULL D9N]-PAILS4 ,"! 0 NO?+ 6FE>4 ,! K9D OLD _W SPUN ON1 C\PONS 7 CLIPP$1 & L>G] PR(ITS ?AN "E 7 EXTRACT$ F ! TOIL]S4 ,C\PON-CLIPP+ & PR(IT-EXTRACT+ WD 3T9UE 6! 5D ( "T4 ,^! 7 FUNC;NS DIV9E 9 ORIG9 & HELD 0DIV9E "R4 ,! NEWSPAP]S1 ! PR1*]S1 &! COLLEGE PRESID5TS SD S1 & :AT !Y SAY1 ( C\RSE1 IS S--6! B\RGEOIS M9D4 ,!N CAME ! PRESID5TIAL ELEC;N ( #AIJD4 ,L A BOLT \ (A CLE> SKY 0 ! SOCIALI/ VOTE ( #DCE1JJJ1--AN 9CR1SE ( NE>LY #DJJ P] C5T 9 F\R YE>S1 ! L>GE/ ?IRD-"PY VOTE1 ) "O EXCEP;N1 S9CE ! ,CIVIL ,W>4 ,SOCIALISM _H %[N T X 0 A V LIVE & GR[+ REVOLU;N>Y =CE1 & ALL XS OLD M5ACE REVIV$4 ,I AM AFRAID T NEI X NOR ,I >E ANY L;G] RESPECTA#4 ,! CAPITALI/ PRESS (! C.TRY 3FIRMS ME 9 MY OP9ION1 & "H) ,I GIVE A FEW PO/-ELEC;N UTT].ES (! CAPITALI/ PRESS3- 8,! ,DEMOCRATIC "PY (! 3/ITU;N IS D1D4 ,! ,SOCIAL-,DEMOCRATIC "PY ( 3T95TAL ,EUROPE1 PR1*+ 4CONT5T & CLASS HATR$1 ASSAIL+ LAW1 PROP]TY1 & P]SONAL "RS1 & 9S9UAT+ 3FISC,N & PL"U1 IS "H40--,*ICAGO ,*RONICLE4 8,T OV] =TY ?\S& VOTES %D H BE5 CA/ 9 ? C;Y 6MAKE S* A P]SON Z ,EUG5E ,V4 ,DEBS ! ,PRESID5T (! ,UNIT$ ,/ATES IS AB ! WOR/ K9D ( ADV]TIS+ T ,*ICAGO CD RCV40 --,*ICAGO ,9T]-,OC1N4 8,WE _C BL9K ! FACT T SOCIALISM IS MAK+ RAPID GR[? 9 ? C.TRY1 ":1 ( ALL O!RS1 "! WD SEEM 6BE LESS 9SPIR,N = X40 --,BROOKLYN ,DAILY ,EAGLE4 8,^U ! H&S (! ,REPUBLICAN "PY AN AW;L RESPONSIBIL;Y 0 PLAC$ LA/ ,TUES"D4 4 4 ,X "KS T RE=MS--GRT1 F>-SWEEP+ RE=MS-->E NEC1 & X HAS ! P[] 6MAKE !M4 ,GOD HELP \R CIVILIZ,N IF X DOES N6 4 4 4 ,X M/ REPRESS ! TRU/S OR /& 2F ! _W RESPONSI# = \R SY/EM ( GOV]N;T 2+ *ANG$ 96A SOCIAL REPUBLIC4 ,! >BITR>Y CUTT+ D[N ( WAGES M/ C1SE1 OR SOCIALISM W SEIZE ANO!R L"E 6LIFT XF 96P[]40--,! ,*ICAGO ,NEW ,_W4 8,SC>CELY ANY PHASE (! ELEC;N IS M S9I/]LY 9T]E/+ ?AN ! 9CR1SE 9 ! SOCIALI/ VOTE4 ,2F ELEC;N WE SD T WE CD N AF=D 6GIVE AID & -=T 6! SOCIALI/S 9 ANY MANN]4 4 4 ,X 7SOCIALISM7 M/ 2 F"\ 9 ALL XS PHASES1 9 XS E MANIFE/,N40--,SAN ,FRANCISCO ,>GONAUT4 ,& F> 2 X F ME 6D5Y T SOCIALISM IS A M5ACE4 ,X IS XS PURPOSE 6WIPE \1 ROOT & BRAN*1 ALL CAPITALI/IC 9/ITU;NS ( PRES5T-"D SOCIETY4 ,X IS 4T9CTLY REVOLU;N>Y1 & 9 SCOPE & DEP? IS VA/LY M TREM5D\S ?AN ANY REVOLU;N T HAS "E O3URR$ 9 ! HI/ORY (! _W4 ,X PRES5TS A NEW SPECTACLE 6! A/ONI%$ _W1--T ( AN ,,ORGANIZ$1 ,,9T]N,NAL1 ,,REVOLU;N>Y ,,MOVE;T4 ,9 ! B\RGEOIS M9D A CLASS /RU7LE IS A T]RI# & HATE;L ?+1 & YET T IS PRECISELY :AT SOCIALISM IS1--A _W-WIDE CLASS /RU7LE 2T ! PROP]TY.S "W]S &! PROP]TI$ MA/]S ( "W]S4 ,X IS ! PRIME PR1*;T ( SOCIALISM T ! /RU7LE IS A CLASS /RU7LE4 ,! "W+ CLASS1 9 ! PROCESS ( SOCIAL EVOLU;N1 7IN ! V NATURE ( ?+S71 IS B.D 6REVOLT F ! SWAY (! CAPITALI/ CLASS & 6OV]?R[ ! CAPITALI/ CLASS4 ,? IS ! M5ACE ( SOCIALISM1 & 9 A6IRM+ X & 9 T,Y+ MYF AN ADH]5T ( X1 ,I A3EPT MY [N 3SEQU5T UNRESPECTABIL;Y4 ,Z YET1 6! AV]AGE B\RGEOIS M9D1 SOCIALISM IS M]ELY A M5ACE1 VAGUE & =M.S4 ,! AV]AGE MEMB] (! CAPITALI/ CLASS1 :5 HE 4CUSSES SOCIALISM1 IS 3DEMN$ AN IGNORAMUS \ ( 8 [N M\?4 ,HE DOES N "K ! LIT]ATURE ( SOCIALISM1 XS PHILOSOPHY1 NOR XS POLITICS4 ,HE WAGS 8 H1D SAGELY & RATTLES ! DRY B"OS ( D1D & BURI$ ID1S4 ,8 LIPS MUM# M\LDY PHRASES1 S* Z1 8,M5 >E N BORN EQUAL & N"E C BE20 8,X IS ,UTOPIAN & IMPOSSI#20 8,AB/9;E %D 2 REW>D$20 8,MAN W F/ H 6BE BORN AG20 8,COOP]ATIVE COLONIES H ALW FAIL$20 & 8,:AT IF WE D DIVIDE UP8 9 T5 YE>S "! WD 2 RI* & POOR M5 S* Z "! >E TD40 ,X SURELY IS "T T ! CAPITALI/S KNEW "S?+ AB ? SOCIALISM T !Y FEEL M5ACES !M4 ,& X IS ! HOPE (! WRIT] T ! SOCIALI/IC /UDIES 9 ? VOLUME MAY 9 "S SLIN1 F/ &= ALW1 T SOCIALISM IS BAS$1 N ^U ! EQUAL;Y1 B ^U ! 9EQUAL;Y1 ( M54 ,NEXT1 HE M/ LE>N T NO NEW BIR? 96_SUAL PUR;Y IS NEC 2F SOCIALISM 2COMES POSSI#4 ,HE M/ LE>N T SOCIALISM D1LS ) :AT IS1 N ) :AT "\ 6BE2 & T ! MAT]IAL ) : X D1LS IS ! 8CLAY (! -MON ROAD10 ! W>M HUMAN1 FALLI# & FRAIL1 SORDID & PETTY1 ABSURD & 3TRADICTORY1 EV5 GROTESQUE1 & YET1 )AL1 %OT "? ) FLA%ES & GLIMM]+S ( "S?+ F9] & ,GOD-L1 ) "H & "! SWEET;SES ( S]VICE & UNSELFI%;S1 DESIRES = GD;S1 = RENUNCI,N & SACRIFICE1 &) 3SCI;E1 /]N & AW;L1 AT "TS BLAZ+LY IMP]I\S1 DEM&+ ! "R1--! "R1 NO?+ M NOR LESS ?AN ! "R4 ,,JACK ,,LONDON4 ,,OAKL&1 ,,CALI=NIA4 ,JANU>Y #AB1 #AIJE4