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,I'M GIV+ HM AWAY 6Y AT T10 SD ,COLL9S4
8,IF Y DON'T REFUSE FIVE ?\S& = HM 2F
SIX MON?S1 ,I DON'T "K ANY?+ AB ! %[
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PICTURES :5 !Y 7 3C]N$ ) TRAVEL1 & SP5T
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Z COL\R.S ( "* Z ! NEUTRAL-COL\R$ CLO!S
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LIFE1 &1 9 ! %[ BUSI;S1 0 A RECLUSE 9 !
V HE>T ( LIFE4
  ,MI*AEL NEI LIK$ NOR 4LIK$ HM1 B1 R1
M]ELY A3EPT$ HM4 ,!Y TRAVELL$ ! ,UNIT$
,/ATES OV] TGR1 & !Y N"E _H A QU>REL4 ,N
ONCE DID ,H5D]SON RAISE 8 VOICE %>PLY
6,MI*AEL1 & N ONCE DID ,MI*AEL SN>L A
W>N+ AT HM4 ,!Y SIMPLY 5DUR$ TGR1 EXI/$
TGR1 2C ! CURR5TS ( LIFE _H DRIFT$ !M
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D1D 6ALL ?+S4
  ,YET ,JACOB ,H5D]SON 0 FAIR & SQU>E1
BUSI;S-L & ME?ODICAL4 ,ONCE EA* "D1 :5 N
TRAVELL+ ON ! 9T]M9A# TRA9S1 HE GAVE
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,MI*AEL N"E 0 AW>E :E!R HE LIK$ OR 4LIK$
! BA?+ FUNC;N4 ,X 0 ALL "O1 "P ( 8 [N
FATE 9 ! _W Z X 0 "P ( ,H5D]SON'S FATE
6BA! HM E S (T54
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MONOTON\S4 ,L1V+ \ ! ET]NAL TRAVELL+1 !
N"E-5D+ JUMPS F T[N 6T[N & F C;Y 6C;Y1
HE APPE>$ ON ! /AGE ONCE EA* NI<T = SEV5
NI<TS 9 ! WEEK &= TWO AFN P]=M.ES 9 !
WEEK4 ,! CURTA9 W5T UP1 L1V+ HM AL"O ON
! /AGE 9 ! FULL SET T 2FITT$ A BILL-
TOPP]4 ,H5D]SON /OOD 9 ! W+S1 UNSE5 0!
AUDI;E1 & LOOK$ ON4 ,! OR*E/RA PLAY$ F\R
(! PIECES ,MI*AEL _H BE5 TAU<T 0,/EW>D1
& ,MI*AEL SANG !M1 = 8 MODULAT$ H[L+ 0
TRULY S++4 ,HE N"E RESPOND$ 6M ?AN "O
5CORE1 : 0 ALW 8,HOME1 ,SWEET ,HOME40
,AF T1 :ILE ! AUDI;E CLAPP$ & /AMP$ XS
APPROVAL & DELI<T (! DOG ,C>USO1 ,JACOB
,H5D]SON WD APPE> ON ! /AGE1 B[+ & SMIL+
9 /]EOTYP$ GLAD;S & GRATE;L;S1 RE/ 8 "R
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D[N4
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TRAVELL+1 "DS & NI<TS HE SP5T 9 ! CAGE1
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SQUIRM+4 ,"S"TS1 9 HOTELS 9 C.TRY T[NS1
\ (! CRATE HE %>$ ,H5D]SON'S ROOM ) HM4
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SAME CIRCUIT "T1 HE _H1 \TSIDE 8 CAGE1 !
FREEDOM (! ANIMAL ROOM ATTA*$ 6! "PICUL>
!ATRE ": HE P]=M$ = F ?REE "DS 6A WEEK4
  ,B "! 0 N"E A *.E1 N"E A MO;T1 :5 HE
MI<T RUN FREE (A CAGE AB HM1 (! WALLS (A
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"O ACT ( FREE AG5CY 0 LEFT 6,MI*AEL4
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2HAV+ BELLICOSELY4 ,IF !Y APPROA*$ HM =
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,H5D]SON 9V>IABLY C1S$ F 8 R1D+ L;G 5
6DRIVE !M AWAY4
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,HE P]MITT$ HMF 62COME A %E] PUPPET
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! PLANT,NS (! ,WE/ ,9DIES :O DI$
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SUBMITT$ 6! CAGE &! IRON (! *A9 2C !Y 7
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FANTA/IC M5TAL GYR,NS ( ,SW$5BORG1 &
M]ELY MADE 8 LIV+ \ ( ,MI*AEL4
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TRAVEL 9 W9T]-"T1 :51 ON O3A.N1 FRE% F !
LA/ NI<T'S P]=M.E 9 A T[N1 HE REMA9$ =
H\RS 9 8 CRATE ON A TRUCK WAIT+ =! TRA9
T WD TAKE HM 6! NEXT T[N ( P]=M.E4 ,"! 0
A NI<T ON A /,N PLAT=M 9 ,M9NESOTA1 :5
TWO DOGS (A TR\PE1 ON ! NEXT TRUCK 6HIS1
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ANIMALS ON ! SAME TURN ) HM HE DID N
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= ?REE MON?S1 0 A SC&AL AM;G/ ALL
VAUDEVILLE P]=M]S4 ,EV5 ! H>DIE/ ( !M
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,DUCKWOR?1 & ,DUCKWOR?'S ,TRA9$ ,CATS &
,RATS1 7 AN 9V>IA# POPUL> SU3ESS4
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( _! BLOOD1 & !Y'VE 2COME RATS4 ,Y C'T
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3TOR;NI/1 EXPLOD$ 9 ! B>-ROOM (! ,HOTEL
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LIFE 9 'M 6JUMP4 ,!Y'RE DOP$1 /RAI<T
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TELL ME4 ,I "K4 ,ELSE :Y DOES HE USE UP
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EXPRESS %IP;TS1 :5 HE C'T BUY 'M 9 !
T[NS40
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H"O/-TO-,GAWD GOAT4 ,I LOOK$ MYF YE/]"D
MORN+ E>LY4 ,\ ( ?IRTY RATS "! 7 SEV5
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T ROPE4 ,T'S :Y !Y CRAWL4 ,IF !Y _H A
BIT ( BR1D & *EESE 9 _! TUMMIES !Y'D
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6CRAWL Z A DY+ MAN WD TRY 6CRAWL AWAY F
A TIG] T 0 EAT+ HM4 ,& MY ,GAWD6 ,!
B"OH1D AUDI;E SITS "! & APPLAUDS ! %[ Z
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T :5 ! MILL5NIUM -ES ! LION &! LAMB W
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\TSIDE EA* O!R4 ,& ? IS A =ECA/1 A PROV+
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( X4 ,& X %[S 3CLUSIVELY ! P[] ( K9D;S4
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PRETTY L9NET 9 XS CAGE40
  8,B10 SD 8 DE>1 2S HM1 8Y REMEMB] :AT
,BLAKE SD3

8,8,A ,ROB9 ,R$BR1/ 9 A CAGE
,PUTS ALL H1V5 9 A RAGE40'0

  8,AH--B N :5 X IS TR1T$ TRULY ) K9D;S1
MY DE>4 ,I % IMMLY ORD] "S RA2ITS1 &A
CAN>Y OR TWO1 &--:AT SORT (A DOG WD Y
PREF] \R DE> LL "OS 6H 6PLAY )1 MY
SWEET80
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IMP]TURBA#1 -PLAC5T SELF-3SCI\S;S (
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Z H] IDOLS1 &)! DR1M ( H]F WRIT+ 8,POEMS
( ,PAS.N10 _H -E UP 6,TOPEKA ,T[N 6BE
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BUSI;S MAN 2S H]1 :O 5JOY$
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! TI<T-ROPE 9 AM;Y1 & :O 0 BLISS;LLY
UNAW>E T %E 0 ! ,ROB9 ,R$BR1/ 9 A CAGE T
PUT ALL H1V5 9 A RAGE4
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CATS4 ,HE'S _H ?REE DIE ON HM 9 ! LA/
TWO WEEKS 6MY C]TA9 K4 ,!Y'RE ONLY
ALLEY-CATS1 B !Y'VE GOT FEEL+S4 ,X'S T
BOX+ MAT* T DOES = !M40
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AUDI;E1 9V>IABLY 3CLUD$ ,DUCKWOR?'S
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PUT ON A TA# =A FRLY B\T4 ,NATUR,Y1 !
CATS T P]=M$ )! RATS 7 TOO C[$ = ?4 ,X 0
! FRE% CATS HE US$1 ! "OS ) SPUNK & _S 4
4 4 UNTIL !Y LO/ ALL SPUNK & _S OR
SICK5$ & DI$4 ,6! AUDI;E X 0 A SIDE-
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CR1TURES :O ?US 4PLAY$ A RIDICUL\S
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N PLAY;L 6! CATS4 ,!Y 7 ALW EXCIT$
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BIT+ Z WELL Z MAK+ ! FUR FLY1 L FURIES1
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? APP>5T IMPROMPTU 0 ALW ! ULTIMATE
SCR1M1 &! LAU<T] & APPLAUSE WD -PEL !
CURTA9 UP AG 6REV1L ,DUCKWOR? & AN
ASSI/ANT /AGE-H&1 Z IF CAU<T 0SURPRISE1
FANN+ ! TWO BELLIG]5TS ) T[ELS4
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SCRAT*$ T ! W.DS N"E _H A *.E 6H1L &
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ABJECTLY _S.S 6ATTACK EV5 A RAT1 7 SET
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TOO NE> D1D 6RUN AWAY F !M4 ,&1 Z ,MISS
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,CATS & ,RATS Z AN $UC,NAL ACT6
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CIRCUITS ) ,MI*AEL _H AN ANTIPA?Y =
CLO!S4 ,L A HORSE T FI<TS ! PUTT+ ON (!
BRIDLE1 &1 AF X IS ON1 TAKES NO FUR!R
NOTICE ( X1 S ! BIG *IMPANZEE F"\ !
PUTT+ ON ! CLO!S4 ,ONCE ON1 X 0 R1DY 6G
\ ON ! /AGE & "? XS TURN4 ,B ! RUB 0 9
PUTT+ ON ! CLO!S4 ,X TOOK ! [N] & TWO
/AGE-H&S1 PULL+ HM UP 6A R+ 9 ! WALL &
?ROTTL+ HM1 6DRESS HM--& ?1 DESPITE !
FACT T ! [N] _H L;G S9CE KNOCK$ \ 8
9CISORS4
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,& HE A3EPT$ X Z ! WAY ( LIFE1 Z HE
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,M]+E ,PLANT,N & %IPS & OC1NS & M5 &
,/EW>D4