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ABV DOGMA1 SIMPLY 2C X'S EASI] 6F9D A JOB & "W = M"OY4 ,IF Y >E N "O (! MASSES1 ,I (F] Y ! FOLL[+ T5 /EPS 6AWAK5 YR F9ANCIAL G5IUS4 ,I SIMPLY (F] Y ! /EPS ,I H P]SON,Y FOLL[$4 ,IF Y WANT 6FOLL[ "S ( !M1 GRT4 ,IF Y DON'T1 MAKE UP YR [N4 ,YR F9ANCIAL G5IUS IS SM>T 5 6DEVELOP XS [N LI/4 ,:ILE 9 ,P]U1 )A GOLD M9] ( #DE YE>S1 ,I ASK$ HM H[ HE 0 S 3FID5T AB F9D+ A GOLD M9E4 ,HE REPLI$1 ,8,"! IS GOLD "EY":4 ,MO/ P >E N TRA9$ 6SEE X40 ,& ,I WD SAY T IS TRUE4 ,9 R1L E/ATE1 ,I C G \ & 9 A "D -E UP ) F\R OR FIVE GRT POT5TIAL D1LS1 :ILE ! AV]AGE P]SON W G \ & F9D NO?+4 ,EV5 LOOK+ 9 ! SAME NEI5TS ASPIR$ =1 : 0 JOB SECUR;Y &A H\SE 9 ! SUBURBS4 ,I DON'T L 2+ AN EMPLOYEE4 ,I HAT$ T MY DAD ALW MISS$ MY FOOTBALL GAMES 2C HE 0 S BUSY "W+ ON 8 C>E]4 ,I HAT$ X :5 MY DAD "W$ H>D ALL 8 LIFE &! GOV]N;T TOOK MO/ ( :AT HE "W$ = AT 8 D1?4 ,HE CD N EV5 PASS ON :AT HE "W$ S H>D = :5 HE DI$4 ,! RI* DON'T D T4 ,!Y "W H>D & PASS X ON 6_! *N4 ,N[ ! WANTS4 ,I WANT 6BE FREE 6TRAVEL ! _W & LIVE 9 ! 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MANAGE;T ( P4 ,_M P ONLY MANAGE P !Y FEEL SM>T] ?AN & !Y H P[] OV]1 S* Z SUBORD9ATES 9 A "W SITU,N4 ,_M MI4LE MANAG]S REMA9 MI4LE MANAG]S1 FAIL+ 6GET PROMOT$ 2C !Y "K H[ 6"W ) P 2L !M1 B N ) P ABV !M4 ,! R1L SKILL IS 6MANAGE & PAY WELL ! P :O >E SM>T] ?AN Y 9 "S TE*NICAL >EA4 ,T IS :Y -PANIES H A BO>D ( DIRECTORS4 ,Y %D H "O1 TOO4 ,& T IS F9ANCIAL 9TELLIG;E4 #G4 ,,2 ,,AN 8,,9DIAN GIV]03 ,! P[] ( GETT+ "S?+ = NO?+4 ,:5 ! F/ :ITE SETTL]S CAME 6,AM]ICA1 !Y 7 TAK5 ABACK 0A CULTURAL PRACTICE "S ,AM]ICAN ,9DIANS _H4 ,= EXAMPLE1 IF A SETTL] 0 COLD1 ! ,9DIAN WD GIVE ! P]SON A BLANKET4 ,MISTAK+ X =A GIFT1 ! SETTL] 0 (T5 (F5D$ :5 ! ,9DIAN ASK$ = X BACK4 ,! ,9DIANS AL GOT UPSET :5 !Y R1LIZ$ ! SETTL]S DID N WANT 6GIVE X BACK4 ,T IS ": ! T]M 8,9DIAN GIV]0 CAME F4 ,A SIMPLE CULTURAL MIS"U/&+4 ,9 ! _W (! 8ASSET COLUMN10 2+ AN ,9DIAN GIV] IS VITAL 6W1L?4 ,! SOPHI/ICAT$ 9VE/OR'S F/ "Q IS1 8,H[ FA/ D ,I GET MY M"OY BACK80 ,!Y AL WANT 6"K :AT !Y GET = FREE1 AL CALL$ A PIECE (! AC;N4 ,T IS :Y ! ,,ROI1 OR RETURN (& ON 9VE/;T1 IS S IMPORTANT4 ,= EXAMPLE1 ,I F.D A SMALL 3DOM9IUM1 A FEW BLOCKS F ": ,I LIVE1 T 0 9 =ECLOSURE4 ,! BANK WANT$ 4#FJ1JJJ1 & ,I SUBMITT$ A BID = 4#EJ1JJJ1 : !Y TOOK1 SIMPLY 2C1 AL;G ) MY BID1 0 A CA%I]'S *ECK = 4#EJ1JJJ4 ,!Y R1LIZ$ ,I 0 S]I\S4 ,MO/ 9VE/ORS WD SAY1 >5'T Y TY+ UP A LOT ( CA%8 ,WD X N 2 BETT] 6GET A LOAN ON X8 ,! ANSW] IS1 N 9 ? CASE4 ,MY 9VE/;T -PANY USES ? Z A VAC,N R5TAL 9 ! W9T] MON?S1 :5 ! 8SN[BIRDS0 -E 6,>IZONA1 & R5T X = 4#B1EJJ A MON? = F\R MON?S \ (! YE>4 ,= R5TAL DUR+ ! (F-S1SON1 X R5TS = ONLY 4#A1JJJ A MON?4 ,I _H MY M"OY BACK 9 AB ?REE YE>S4 ,N[ ,I [N ? ASSET1 : PUMPS M"OY \ = ME1 MON? 9 & MON? \4 ,! SAME IS D"O ) /OCKS4 ,FREQU5TLY1 MY BROK] W CALL ME & RECOMM5D ,I MOVE A SIZA# AM.T ( M"OY 96! /OCK (A -PANY T HE FEELS IS J AB 6MAKE A MOVE T W ADD VALUE 6! /OCK1 L ANN\NC+ A NEW PRODUCT4 ,I W MOVE MY M"OY 9 =A WEEK 6A MON? :ILE ! /OCK MOVES UP4 ,!N1 ,I PULL MY 9ITIAL DOLL> AM.T \1 & /OP WORRY+ AB ! FLUCTU,NS (! M>KET1 2C MY 9ITIAL M"OY IS BACK & R1DY 6"W ON ANO!R ASSET4 ,S MY M"OY GOES IN1 & !N X -ES \1 & ,I [N AN ASSET T 0 TE*NIC,Y FREE4 ,TRUE1 ,I H LO/ M"OY ON _M O3A.NS4 ,B ,I ONLY PLAY ) M"OY ,I C AF=D 6LOSE4 ,I WD SAY1 ON AN AV]AGE T5 9VE/;TS1 ,I HIT HOME RUNS ON TWO OR ?REE1 :ILE FIVE OR SIX D NO?+1 & ,I LOSE ON TWO OR ?REE4 ,B ,I LIMIT MY LOSSES 6ONLY ! M"OY ,I H 9 AT T "T4 ,= P :O HATE RISK1 !Y PUT _! M"OY 9 ! BANK4 ,& 9 ! L;G RUN1 SAV+S >E BETT] ?AN NO SAV+S4 ,B X TAKES A L;G "T 6GET YR M"OY BACK &1 9 MO/ 9/.ES1 Y DON'T GET ANY?+ = FREE ) X4 ,!Y US$ 6H& \ TOA/]S1 B !Y R>ELY D T ^! "DS4 ,ON E "O ( MY 9VE/;TS1 "! M/ 2 AN UPSIDE1 "S?+ = FREE4 ,A 3DOM9IUM1 A M9I- /ORAGE1 A PIECE ( FREE L&1 A H\SE1 /OCK %>ES1 (FICE BUILD+4 ,& "! M/ 2 LIMIT$ RISK1 OR A L[-RISK IDEA4 ,"! >E BOOKS DEVOT$ 5TIRELY 6? SUBJECT T ,I W N GET 96"H4 ,RAY ,KROC1 ( ,MC,DONALD'S FAME1 SOLD HAMBURG] FRAN*ISES1 N 2C HE LOV$ HAMBURG]S1 B 2C HE WANT$ ! R1L E/ATE "U ! 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