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! BOTTOM (! RIV]4 ,!Y 7 MILES & MILES F
HOME 7( C\RSE !Y _H _! LUN* ) !M 9 A LL
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  ,8,"H'S A PRETTY KETTLE ( FI%60' SD
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?40'
  ,8,"!'S YR BIG BLACK SPE> AT HOME10'
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ASK ,MUMMY 6GIVE X ME40'
  ,8,X'S TOO F> = YR LL FAT LEGS10' SD
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L1!R M5DY-BAG1 FULL ( RE9DE]-S9EWS &
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RES91 & 2GAN 6M5D ! SPE>4
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--',I SAY1 ,DA4Y1 X'S AN AW;L NUIS.E T Y
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TOLD Y N 6USE SLANG8 8,AW;L0 ISN'T A
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B HE 2L;G$ 6A F> TRIBE1 ! ,TEW>AS1 & HE
DID N "U/& "O ^W ( ,TEGUMAI'S LANGUAGE4
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M5DY-BAG & 2GAN 6M5D 8 SPE>4
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SPE>4
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R.D4
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MY ,MUMMY'S LIV+-A4RESS8 ,( C\RSE ,I C'T
WRITE1 B ,I C DRAW PICTURES IF ,I'VE
ANY?+ %>P 6SCRAT* )4 ,PL1SE L5D ME !
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  ,! ,/RANG]-MAN 7& HE 0 A ,TEW>A7
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TOO?1 & ,I 0 ALW TOLD T IF ANYBODY T\*$
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BETT] 2 M POLITE40'
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AL;G TILL Y -E 6TWO TREES 7^? >E TREES71
& !N Y G OV] A HILL 7T'S A HILL71 & !N Y
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:Y ! GRT ,*IEF PRET5D$ N 6NOTICE ME6 ,HE
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! WISE & WONDET;L * DRAW ! T]RI# PICTURE
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HELP = HM F 8 TRIBE4' ,HE DID N EV5 ASK
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  ,8,:AT H Y BE5 DO+1 ,TA6Y80' SD
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:ILE
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8 >M BROK52 "H IS A SPE> /ICK+ 96HIS
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,TRIBE ( ,TEGUMAI 7 ASSEM#D1 & !N HE L$
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SPE>S4'
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DRAWD$ ,MUMMY AT ! M\? (! ,CAVE LOOK+
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