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,RAPTURE1 RAPTURE1      ,DOLE;L1 DOLE;L1
,RAPTURE1 RAPTURE6      ,DOLE;L1 DOLE;L6
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,!N IS POL;Y2              ,D[N DECLIV;Y
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,MO/ JOY;L TID+S GREET                  
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,APPE>S 6CLAIM !E                       
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H&"SLY DRESS$1& ATT5D$ 0O!R ,G5TLEM5
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  ,7,LOOKS UP & RECOGNIZES ,,FAIRFAX
                ,LEON>D6            #ACI
  ,,FAIRFAX                      ,MY [N6
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,,ELSIE &
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,7,5T] ,,JACK ,,PO9T
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  ,X'S A S;G (A M]RYMAN1 MOP+ MUM1
  ,^: S|L 0 SAD1 & ^: GL.E 0        #ADJ
GLUM1
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        ,MIS]Y ME--LACK-A-"D-DEE6
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  ,,ELSIE            ,I H A S;G 6S+1 ,O6
  ,,ALL              ,:AT IS YR S;G1 ,O6
  ,,ELSIE              ,IT IS SUNG )! R+
            ,(! S;GS MAIDS S+
     ,:O LOVE )A LOVE LIFE-L;G1 ,O6
  ,X'S ! S;G (A M]RYMAID1 PE]LY PR|D1
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       ,7OP;NAL-- B DROPP$ A TE>7'
  ,AT ! MOAN (! M]RYMAN1 MOP+ MUM1
  ,^: S|L 0 SAD1 & ^: GL.E 0 GLUM1
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      ,Z HE SI<$ =! LOVE (A LADYE6
  ,,ALL                 ,HEI<DY6 HEI<DY6
        ,MIS]Y ME--LACK-A-"D-DEE6
  ,HE SIPP$ NO SUP1 & HE CRAV$ NO CRUMB1
  ,Z HE SI<$ =! LOVE (A LADYE6
            ,HEI<DY6 HEI<DY6        #ADA
        ,MIS]Y ME--LACK-A-"D-DEE6
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  ,Z HE SI<$ =! LOVE (A LADYE6

            ,HEI<DY6 HEI<DY6
            ,HEI<DY6 HEI<DY6
            ,HEI<DY6 HEI<DY6

  ,7,,FAIRFAX EMBRACES ,,ELSIE Z ,,PO9T
FALLS 9S5SI# AT _! FEET4

                ,,CURTA9