,,PATI;E              #A

                   OR

           ,BUN?ORNE'S ,BRIDE

                ,BOOK BY
             ,W4,S4 ,,GILB]T

                ,MUSIC BY
            ,,>?UR ,,SULLIVAN

  ,F/ PRODUC$ AT ! ,OP]A ,-IQUE1
,LONDON1
          ON ,APRIL #BC1 #AHHA4

                ,,PATI;E
          ,,DRAMATIS ,,P]SONAE

,(FIC]S ( ,DRAGOON ,GU>DS
,,COLONEL ,,CALV]LEY             ,B>IT"O
,,MAJOR ,,MURGATROYD             ,B>IT"O
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,IDYLLIC ,POET7 ,B>IT"O
  ,,MR4 ,,BUN?ORNE'S ,,SOLICITOR   ,NON-
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,RAPTUR|S ,MAID5S
,,! ,,LADY ,,ANGELA      ,MEZZO-,SOPRANO
,,! ,,LADY ,,SAPHIR      ,MEZZO-,SOPRANO
,,! ,,LADY ,,ELLA               ,SOPRANO
,,! ,,LADY ,,JANE               ,3TRALTO
  ,,PATI;E 7,A ,DAIRY ,MAID7    ,SOPRANO
  ,*ORUS ( ,RAPTUR|S ,,MAID5S & ,(FIC]S
( ,,DRAGOON ,,GU>DS

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         7,OP5+ ,*ORUS & ,SOLOS7
        ,MAID5S1 ,ANGELA1 & ,ELLA

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        ,LOVE-SICK ALL AG/ |R W4
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       ,TW5TY LOVE-SICK MAID5S /6

,TW5TY LOVE-SICK MAID5S WE1
         ,& WE DIE = LOVE ( !E6

,TW5TY LOVE-SICK MAID5S WE1
        ,LOVE-SICK ALL AG/ |R W4
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       ,TW5TY LOVE-SICK MAID5S /6

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OR LOVE W DIE2
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AWAY1
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              ,AH1 MIS]IE6

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        ,LOVE-SICK ALL AG/ |R W4
  ,TW5TY YE>S H;E WE % 2
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              ,AH1 MIS]IE6

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LOVE ( |RS6 ,RIVALS Z WE ALL >E 9 !
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,7,5T] ,,LADY ,,JANE1 ,L4,U4,E47'
  ,,SAPHIR ,HAPPY RECEIPTS6 ,7,ALL    #F
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  ,,JANE ,7,L4,C41 SU45LY7' ,FOOLS6
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,,ANGELA ,I BEG YR P>DON8
  ,,JANE ,FOOLS & BL6 ,! MAN LOVES --
WILDLY LOVES6

,,ANGELA ,B :OM8 ,N"O ( U6
  ,,JANE ,NO1 N"O ( U4 ,8 WEIRD FANCY
HAS LI<T$1 =! NONCE1 ON ,PATI;E1 !
VILLAGE MILKMAID6
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  ,,JANE ,BAH6 ,B YE/]"D ,I CAU<T HM 9
H] DAIRY1 EAT+ FRE% BUTT] )A TA#SPOON4
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,,SOPRANOS ,MO/ M>VEL|S6

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                  GAY1
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LA1
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LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA1
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SEEM 6H S M* ON _! M9DS4 ,! TRULY HAPPY
N"E SEEM Q WELL4
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TRANSC5D5TAL;Y ( DELIRIUM -- AN ACUTE
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N 9DIGES;N -- X IS AES!TIC TRANSFIGUR,N6
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  ,,PATI;E ,B1 B.S ME1 Y 7 ALL 5GAG$ 6!M
A YE> AGO6

,,SAPHIR ,A YE> AGO6
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MAID5S01 &1 Z 2F1 A3OMPANY+ !MVS ON
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                7,*ORUS7
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,DRAGOONS1 & ,BUN?ORNE

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             ,7,ALL KNEEL47'
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A/ONI%;T47'
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COLD GRAVY1 :1 MADE ,FLOR5T9E F|RTE5?
C5TURY1 TRIMM$ ) ,V5ETIAN L1!R & ,SPANI%
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MAID5S WE04 ,,PATI;E GOES (F ,L4 ,!
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            ,& EV'RY"O W SAY1
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BEG YR P>DON -- ,I 9T]RUPT Y4 ,7,TURNS
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  ,,BUN4 ,TELL ME1 GIRL1 D Y "E YE>N8

,,PATI;E ,I E>N MY LIV+4
  ,,BUN4 ,7IMPATI5TLY7' ,NO1 NO6 ,D Y "K
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  ,,PATI;E ,SIR1 ,I W SP1K PLA9LY4 ,9 !
MATT] ( LOVE ,I AM UNTAU<T4 ,I H N"E
LOV$ B MY GRT-AUNT4 ,B ,I AM Q C]TA9 T1
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,,BUN4 ,OH1 Y ?9K N8
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  ,,PATI;E ,:AT ON E>? DOES X ALL M1N8
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ME 6LOVE HM8 ,7GO+ ,R47' ,HE'S N A
REL,N6 ,X F"R5S ME6

,7,5T] ,,ANGELA1 ,L47'
  ,,ANGELA ,:Y1 ,PATI;E1 :AT IS ! MATT]8
  ,,PATI;E ,LADY ,ANGELA1 TELL ME TWO
?+S4 ,FIR/LY1 :AT ON E>? IS ? LOVE T
UPSETS "EYBODY2 &1 SECONDLY1 H[ IS X 6BE
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,]OS6 ,:Y1 LOVE IS ( ALL PAS.NS ! MO/
ESS5TIAL6 ,X IS ! EMBODI;T ( PUR;Y1 !
AB/RAC;N ( REF9E;T6 ,X IS ! "O UNSELFI%
EMO;N 9 ? :IRLPOOL ( GRASP+ GRE$6
  ,,PATI;E ,OH1 DE>1 OH6 ,72G9N+ 6CRY7'
,,ANGELA ,:Y >E Y CRY+8              #CI
  ,,PATI;E ,6?9K T ,I H LIV$ ALL ^! YE>S
)|T HAV+ EXP]I;ED ? 5NOBL+ & UNSELFI%
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  ,,ANGELA ,ABSOLUTELY6 ,LOVE T IS TA9T$
) SELFI%;S IS NO LOVE4 ,OH1 TRY1 TRY1
TRY 6LOVE6 ,X RE,Y ISN'T DI6ICULT IF Y
GIVE YR :OLE M9D 6X4
  ,,PATI;E ,I'LL SET AB X AT ONCE4 ,I
WON'T G 6B$ UNTIL ,I'M H1D OV] E>S 9
LOVE ) "SBODY4
  ,,ANGELA ,NO# GIRL6 ,B IS X POSSI# T Y
H N"E LOV$ ANYBODY8

,,PATI;E ,YES1 "O4

,,ANGELA ,AH6 ,:OM8

,,PATI;E ,MY GRT-AUNT--
  ,,ANGELA ,GRT-AUNTS DON'T C.T4
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NO1 NOBODY4 ,N S9CE ,I 0 A BABY4 ,B T
DOESN'T C.T1 ,I SUPPOSE4
  ,,ANGELA ,I DON'T "K4 ,TELL ME AB X4
           ,NO4 #G4 ,L;G YE>S        #DJ
           AGO1 F|RTE5 MAYBE
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  ,,PATI;E ,7,R47' ,L;G YE>S AGO --
F|RTE51 MAYBE1
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  ,ALL T A LL * %D BE6

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  ,AH1 H[ WE LOV$1 T * & ,I6
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T|*6 ,I ?"| Z M* -- ,I ?"| Z M*6

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  ,,PATI;E ,PRAY DON'T MISCON/RUE :AT ,I
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,HE 0 A LL BOY6
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REMA9S--

,HE 0 A LL BOY6

,HE 0 A LL BOY6

         ,7,EXIT ,,ANGELA1 ,L47'
  ,,PATI;E ,7,R4,C47' ,X'S P]FECTLY
DR1D;L 6?9K (! APPALL+ /ATE ,I M/ 2 IN6
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!Y ALL LOOK S UNHAPPY6 ,^U MY ^W1 ,I
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LOVE ) ''' ,7,Z %E TURNS 6G UP ,R41
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      ,NO4 #H4 ,PRI!E1 PRETTY MAID5
                 7,DUET7
           ,PATI;E & ,GROSV5OR

  ,,GROSV5OR ,7UP-/AGE1 ,R4 7' ,PRI!E1
PRETTY MAID5 -- PRI!E1 TELL ME TRUE1
  7,HEY1 B ,I'M DOLE;L1 WILL[ WILL[
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,HEY WILL[ WALY ,O6
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,HEY WILL[ WALY ,O6
  ,,PATI;E ,7,L47' ,G5TLE SIR1 MY HE>T
IS FROLIC"S & FREE--
  7,HEY1 B HE'S DOLE;L1 WILL[ WILL[
WALY67 ,NOBODY ,I C>E = -ES A-C|RT+ ME--

,HEY WILL[ WALY ,O6
            ,NOBODY ,I C>E =         #DC
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,HEY WILL[ WALY ,O6
  ,,GROSV5OR ,7,C47' ,PRI!E1 PRETTY
MAID51 W Y M>RY ME8
  7,HEY1 B ,I'M HOPE;L1 WILL[ WILL[
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,HEY WILL[ WALY ,O6
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,HEY WILL[ WALY ,O6
  ,,PATI;E ,G5TLE ,SIR1 AL? 6M>RY ,I
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  7,HEY1 B HE'S HOPE;L1 WILL[ WILL[
WALY67 ,Z YET ,I D N "K Y1 & S ,I M/
DECL9E4

,HEY WILL[ WALY ,O6
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  ,,BO?        ,HEY WILL[ WALY ,O6   #DD
  ,,GROS4 ,PATI;E6 ,C X 2 T Y DON'T
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  ,,PATI;E ,7D[N ,L47' ,RECOGNIZE Y8
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,,PATI;E ,OH -- B :Y8
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  ,,PATI;E ,OH1 M>VEL|S6 ,I H HI!RTO BE5
D1F 6! VOICE ( LOVE4 ,I SEEM N[ 6"K :AT
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GOES 96HIS >MS47'
  ,,PATI;E ,7Z 9 A TR.E7' ,WE W N"E1 N"E
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,,PATI;E ,I SWE> X6

,,GROS4 ,WE BO? SWE> X6
  ,,PATI;E ,7RECOIL+ F HM7' ,B -- OH1
HORROR6

,,GROS4 ,:AT'S ! MATT]8
  ,,PATI;E ,:Y1 Y >E P]FEC;N6 ,A S|RCE (
5D.S EC/ASY 6ALL :O "K Y6

,,GROS4 ,I "K ,I AM4 ,WELL8
  ,,PATI;E ,!N1 B.S MY HE>T1 "! C 2 NO?+
UNSELFI% 9 LOV+ Y6                   #DG
  ,,GROS4 ,M]CI;L P[]S6 ,I N"E ?"| ( T6
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  ,,GROS4 ,:Y1 S X WD6 ,OH1 FATAL
P]FEC;N1 AG Y 9T]POSE 2T ME & MY
HAPPI;S6
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B1UTI;L ?AN Y >E6
  ,,GROS4 ,WD T ,I W]E2 B C&|R -PELS ME
6ADMIT T ,I'M N6
  ,,PATI;E ,|R DUTY IS CLE>2 WE M/ "P1
&= "E6
  ,,GROS4 ,OH1 MIS]Y6 ,& YET ,I _C "Q !
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  ,,PATI;E ,F>EWELL1 ,>*IBALD6 ,7!Y BO?
TURN 6G47' ,7SU45LY7' ,B /AY6

,,GROS4 ,YES1 ,PATI;E8
  ,,PATI;E ,AL? ,I MAY N LOVE Y -- = Y
>E P]FEC;N - - "! IS NO?+ 6PREV5T YR
LOV+ ME4 ,I AM PLA91 HOMELY1
UNATTRACTIVE6

,,GROS4 ,:Y1 T'S TRUE6               #DH
  ,,PATI;E ,! LOVE ( S* A MAN Z Y = S* A
GIRL Z ,I M/ 2 UNSELFI%6

,,GROS4 ,UNSELFI%;S XF6
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                 7,DUET7
           ,PATI;E & ,GROSV5OR

  ,,PATI;E ,?|< 6M>RY Y WD V SELFI% BE--
  ,,GROSV5OR      ,HEY1 B ,I'M DOLE;L --
WILL[ WILL[ WALY6
  ,,PATI;E ,Y MAY1 ALL ! SAME1 3T9UE
LOV+ ME --
  ,,GROSV5OR         ,HEY WILL[ WALY ,O6
  ,,BO?                ,ALL ! _W IGNOR+1
        ,Y'LL/,I'LL G ON ADOR+--
          ,HEY1 WILL[ WALY ,O6

  ,7,!Y G (F SADLY -- ,,PATI;E1 ,L41
,,GROSV5OR1 ,R4,U4,E47'

    ,NO4 #I4 ,LET ! M]RY CYMBALS S.D
           7,F9ALE ( ,ACT ,I7
                 ,5SEM#
  ,7,5T] ,,BUN?ORNE1 CR[N$ ) ROSES   #DI
& HUNG AB ) G>L&S1 & LOOK+ V MIS]A#4 ,HE
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DANC+ CLASSIC,Y1 & PLAY+ ON CYMBALS1 D|#
PIPES1 & O!R >*AIC 9/RU;TS4 ,,JANE LA/1
)A V L>GE PAIR ( CYMBALS47'
  ,7,! PROCES.N 5T]S OV] ! DRAWBRIDGE1
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,R4 & R.D ! /AGE1 5D+ ) ,,BUN?ORNE D[N
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8 ,L41 ,,JANE UP ,C47'
  ,,MAID5S ,LET ! M]RY CYMBALS S.D1
       ,GAILY PIPE ,P&A1N PL1SURE1

,)A ,DAPHNEPHORIC B.D
      ,TR1D A GAY B CLASSIC M1SURE1
      ,TR1D A GAY B CLASSIC M1SURE4
  ,EV'RY HE>T ) HOPE IS B1T+1
  ,=1 AT ? EXCIT+ MEET+
         ,FICKLE ,=TUNE W DECIDE
      ,:O % 2 |R ,BUN?ORNE'S BRIDE6

  ,EV'RY HE>T ) HOPE IS B1T+1
  ,=1 AT ? EXCIT+ MEET+              #EJ
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,LET ! M]RY CYMBALS S.D1
  ,GAILY PIPE ,P&A1N PL1SURE1
          ,)A ,DAPHNEPHORIC B.D
         ,TR1D A GAY B CLASSIC1
            CLASSIC M1SURE1
         ,TR1D A GAY B CLASSIC1
            CLASSIC M1SURE1
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  ,7,,DRAGOONS 5T] D[N ,R41 =M+ A L9E
DIAGON,Y UP 6UP- /AGE1 ,C47'

           ,*ORUS ( ,DRAGOONS

,N[ TELL U1 WE PRAY Y1

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,OH1 POET1 H[ SAY Y--
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,N[ TELL U1 WE PRAY Y1
,:Y ?US !Y >RAY Y--                  #EA

,OH1 POET1 H[ SAY Y--
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,OH1 POET1 H[ SAY Y--
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  ,,DUKE ,7,C47' ,( RITE SACRIFICIAL1

,0S5T;E JUDICIAL1

,? SEEMS ! 9ITIAL1
           ,!N :Y DON'T Y RUN8

  ,,COLONEL ,7,R4,C47' ,!Y _C H L$ Y

,6HANG OR 2H1D Y1

,NOR MAY !Y ALL W$ Y1
             ,UN=TUNATE "O6

  ,,DRAGOONS ,!N TELL U1 WE PRAY Y1

,:Y ?US !Y >RAY Y--
,OH1 POET1 H[ SAY Y--                #EB
           ,:AT IS X Y'VE D"O8

  ,7OP;NAL -- ,5T] ,,SOLICITOR47'
  ,,BUN?ORNE ,HE>T-BROK5 AT MY ,PATI;E'S
B>B>;Y1
        ,0! ADVICE ( MY SOLICITOR
  ,9 AID -- 9 AID (A DES]V+ *>;Y1
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     ,7,HE 9TRODUCES 8 SOLICITOR47'
  ,,MAID5S ,0! ADVICE ( 8 SOLICITOR1
      ,HE'S PUT HMF UP 6BE RA6L$ =6

  ,,DRAGOONS ,OH1 HORROR6 URG$ 0HIS
SOLICITOR1
      ,HE'S PUT HMF UP 6BE RA6L$ =6
  ,,MAID5S ,OH1 H1V5'S B.S+ ON 8
SOLICITOR6
  ,,DRAGOONS ,A HIDE|S CURSE ON 8
SOLICITOR6
  ,,MAID5S ,OH1 H1V5'S B.S+ ON 8
SOLICITOR6
  ,,DRAGOONS ,A HIDE|S CURSE ON 8
SOLICITOR6
  ,,MAID5S              ,,DRAGOONS   #EC
  ,A B.S+ ON 8 SOLICITOR6    ,A CURSE1 A
CURSE ON 8
               SOLICITOR6
  ,7,! ,,SOLICITOR1 HORRIFI$ AT !
,DRAGOONS' CURSE1 RU%ES (F1 ,L47'
  ,,COLONEL ,7,R4,C4 ,,BUN?ORNE UP ,L41
SURR.D$ 0! ,LADIES47'

,/AY1 WE IMPLORE Y1
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,Y SEE 2F Y
         ,! M5 6:OM Y'RE PLI<T$6

  ,,DRAGOONS ,/AY1 WE IMPLORE Y1

,= WE ADORE Y2

,6U Y'RE PLI<T$

,6BE UNIT$--
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N /EEL
,6P;Y'S ELOQU5T APP1L1               #ED
  ,S* 3DUCT ,BRITI% SOLDI]S FEEL4
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  ,6FOEMAN'S /EEL WE R>ELY SEE
  ,A ,BRITI% SOLDI] B5D ! KNEE1
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  ,7,ASIDE 7' ,KNEEL1 KNEEL1 ALL KNEEL6
,7,!Y ALL KNEEL47'
  ,|R SOLDI]S V SELDOM CRY1
  ,& YET -- ,I NE$ N TELL Y :Y--
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  ,7,ASIDE 7' ,WEEP1 WEEP1 ALL WEEP6
,7,!Y ALL WEEP47'

,,MAID5S &
,,DRAGOONS ,|R/,WE SOLDI]S V SELDOM CRY1
   ,& YET -- !Y/WE NE$ N TELL U/Y :Y--

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EYE6
         ,WEEP1 WEEP1 ALL WEEP6

,7,! ,SOLICITOR RE-5T]S7'
  ,,BUN?ORNE ,7-+ BRISKLY =W>D1      #EE
,L4,C47'
,-E1 WALK UP1 & PUR*ASE ) AVID;Y1
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  ,,MAID5S ,S* A JUDGE ( BLUE-&-:ITE &
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  ,7,,MAID5S CR[D UP 6PUR*ASE TICKETS4
,,DRAGOONS D.E 9 S+LE FILE R.D /AGE1
6EXPRESS _! 9DI6];E47'
  ,,DRAGOONS ,WE'VE BE5 ?R[N OV]1 WE'RE
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  ,"!'S FI% 9 ! SEA1 NO D|BT ( X1    #EF
  ,Z GD Z "E CAME | ( X1
  ,& "S "D WE % GET |R %>E1
  ,S WE DON'T C>E -- S WE DON'T C>E6
  ,7,DUR+ ? ! ,,GIRLS H BE5 BUY+
TICKETS1 ! ,SOLICITOR (FICIAT+4 ,AT LA/
,,JANE PRES5TS H]F4 ,,BUN?ORNE LOOKS AT
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  ,,BUN?ORNE      ,& >E Y GO+ A TICKET =
6BUY8
  ,,JANE ,7SURPRIS$7' ,MO/ C]TA9LY ,I
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  ,,BUN?ORNE ,7ASIDE7' ,OH1 ,=TUNE1 ? IS
H>D6 ,7AL|D7'
            ,BLFOLD YR EYES2
  ,TWO M9UTES W DECIDE :O W9S ! PRIZE6
  ,7,,GIRLS BLFOLD !MVS47'

            ,*ORUS ( ,,MAID5S
  ,OH1 ,=TUNE1 6MY A*+ HE>T 2 K9D2
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MAY SEE1
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,7,!Y COV] _! EYES AG47'
  ,,BUN?ORNE ,-E1 ,LADY ,JANE1 ,I    #EG
PRAY Y DRAW ! F/6
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  ,,BUN?ORNE ,7ASIDE7' ,I WANT 6"K !
WOR/6
  ,7,,JANE PUTS H] H& 9 BAG 6DRAW
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  ,,PATI;E ,HOLD6 ,/AY YR H&6

,,ALL ,7UNCOV]+ _! EYES7'
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,( ? BOLD GIRL ,I PRAY Y MAKE A CLE>.E6
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MILK-PAILS G6
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TICKET6 ,TAKE A DOZ56
  ,,PATI;E ,NO6 ,IF "! 2 P>DON 9 YR BR1/
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           ,DESIRE 6BE ALLI$1
  ,!N Y MAY TAKE ME1 IF Y W1
           ,= ,I W 2 YR BRIDE6

,7,%E KNEELS 6,BUN?ORNE47'           #EH
  ,,*ORUS                ,OH1 %AME.S "O6
           ,OH1 BOLD-FAC$ ?+6
              ,AWAY Y RUN--
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             ,OH1 %AME.S "O6
           ,OH1 BOLD-FAC$ ?+6
              ,AWAY Y RUN--
             ,G1 TAKE YR W+1
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            ,Y BOLD-FAC$ ?+6

,7,BUN?ORNE RAISES H]47'
  ,,BUN?ORNE ,H[ /R;G IS LOVE6 ,= _M &
_M A WEEK1
  ,%E'S LOV$ ME FONDLY1 & HAS FE>$ 6SP1K
  ,B ,NATURE1 = RE/RA9T TOO MI<TY F>1
  ,HAS BUR/ ! BONDS ( ,>T -- & "H WE >E6
  ,,PATI;E ,NO1 ,MI/] ,BUN?ORNE1 NO --
Y'RE WR;G AG2
  ,P]MIT ME -- ,I'LL 5D1V|R 6EXPLA96
  ,TRUE LOVE M/ S+LE-HE>T$ BE--
  ,,BUN?ORNE                 ,EXACTLY S6
  ,,PATI;E ,F EV'RY SELFI% FANCY FREE--
  ,,BUN?ORNE                 ,EXACTLY S6
  ,,PATI;E ,NO IDLE ?"| ( GA9 OR     #EI
JOY
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  ,TRUE LOVE M/ 2 )|T ALLOY1
  ,TRUE LOVE M/ 2 )|T ALLOY4
  ,,M5                       ,EXACTLY S6
  ,,PATI;E ,IMPO/URE 63TEMPT M/ L1D--
  ,,COLONEL                  ,EXACTLY S6
  ,,PATI;E ,BL VAN;Y'S 4S5.N'S SE$--
  ,,MAJOR                    ,EXACTLY S6
  ,,PATI;E ,X FOLL[S1 !N1 A MAID5 :O
  ,DEVOTES H]F 6LOV+ Y
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  ,IS PROMPT$ 0NO SELFI% VIEW6
  ,,M5                       ,EXACTLY S6
  ,,SAPHIR       ,7-+ ,L4 ( ,,BUN?ORNE7'
,>E Y RESOLV$ 6W$ ? %AME.S "O8
  ,,ANGELA       ,7-+ ,R4 ( ,,BUN?ORNE7'
,IS "! NO *.E = ANY O!R8
  ,,BUN?ORNE ,7DECISIVELY7' ,N"O6
,7,EMBRACES ,,PATI;E7'
  ,7,EXIT ,,PATI;E & ,,BUN?ORNE1 ,L4
,,ANGELA1 ,,SAPHIR1 & ,,ELLA TAKE
,,COLONEL1 ,,DUKE1 & ,,MAJOR D[N1 :ILE
,,GIRLS GAZE FONDLY AT O!R ,(FIC]S47'
                ,,SEXTET             #FJ
  7,,ELLA1 ,,SAPHIR1 ,,ANGELA1 ,,DUKE1
,,MAJOR1 ,,COLONEL7
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       ,=! PL1SURE T'S ALL B PA91
  ,& N"E1 OH N"E1 ? HE>T W RANGE
         ,F T OLD1 OLD LOVE AG6
      ,7,,GIRLS EMBRACE ,,(FIC]S7'

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  ,& N"E1 OH N"E1 |R HE>TS W RANGE
         ,F T OLD1 OLD LOVE AG6
  ,,DUKE                         ,,*ORUS
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  ,,SEXTET                       ,,*ORUS
  ,OH1 N"E1 OH N"E1  ,OH1 N"E1 OH N"E |R
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OLD1 OLD LOVE LOVE AG6               AG6
  ,7,! ,,GIRLS EMBRACE ! ,(FIC]S4 ,RE-
5T] ,,PATI;E & ,,BUN?ORNE4 ,L47'
  ,7,Z ! ,,DRAGOONS & ,,GIRLS >E
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/RANGELY FASC9AT$ 0HM4 ,! ,*ORUS
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BACK 0! ,,DRAGOONS1 Z !Y ATTEMPT 6?R[
!MVS AT ,,GROSV5OR4 ,FURY ( ,,BUN?ORNE1
:O RECOGNIZES A RIVAL47'
  ,,ANGELA     ,7,R4,C47' ,B :O IS ?1 ^:
GOD-L GRACE
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  ,BE>S SORR['S 9T]E/+ TRACE8
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  ,PROCLAIMS HE -ES ( NO# RACE8
  ,,GROSV5OR ,7,C47' ,I AM A BROK5-HE>T$
TR|BAD|R1
  ,^: M9D'S AES!TIC & ^: TA/ES >E PURE6
  ,,ANGELA     ,AES!TIC6 ,HE IS AES!TIC6
  ,,GROSV5OR    ,YES1 YES -- ,I AM   #FB
AES!TIC
               ,& POETIC6

  ,,MAID5S               ,!N1 WE LOVE Y6
  ,7,!Y BR1K AWAY F ! ,,DRAGOONS1 &
KNEEL 6,,GROSV5OR47'
  ,,DRAGOONS ,!Y LOVE HM6 ,HORROR6

,,BUN?ORNE &
,,PATI;E           ,!Y LOVE HM6 ,HORROR6
  ,,GROSV5OR ,!Y LOVE ME6 ,HORROR6
,HORROR6 ,HORROR6

                 ,,5SEM#
      ,7ALL "PS SUNG AT ! SAME "T7'

  ,,PATI;E            ,,DUKE            
  ,LI/1 ,REG9ALD1 :ILE ,I 3FESS      ,MY
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