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     ,P]T Z A S*OOL-GIRL WELL C BE1
      ,FILL$ 6! BRIM ) GIRLI% GLEE1
         ,?REE LL MAIDS F S*OOL6
,,YUM-YUM4 ,"EY?+ IS A S|RCE ( FUN4
7,*UCKLE47 ,,PEEP-BO4 ,NOBODY'S SAFE1 =
WE C>E = N"O6 7,*UCKLE47 ,,PITTI-S+4
  ,LIFE IS A JOKE T'S J 2GUN6 7,*UCKLE47
,,! ,,?REE4      ,?REE LL MAIDS F S*OOL6
,,ALL 7DANC+74 ,?REE LL MAIDS :O1 ALL
UNW>Y1
         ,-E F A LADIES' SEM9>Y1
       ,FRE$ F XS G5IUS TUTEL>Y--
,,! ,,?REE 7SU45LY DEMURE74 ,?REE LL
MAIDS F S*OOL6
  ,,YUM-YUM4     ,"O LL MAID IS A BRIDE1
,YUM-,YUM-- ,,PEEP-BO4   ,TWO LL MAIDS 9
ATT5D.E -E-- ,,PITTI-S+4  ,?REE LL MAIDS
IS ! TOTAL SUM4 ,,! ,,?REE4  ,?REE   #BC
LL MAIDS F S*OOL6 ,,YUM-YUM4  ,F ?REE LL
MAIDS TAKE "O AWAY4 ,,PEEP-BO4   ,TWO LL
MAIDS REMA91 & !Y-- ,,PITTI-S+4 ,WON'T H
6WAIT V L;G1 !Y SAY-- ,,! ,,?REE4  ,?REE
LL MAIDS F S*OOL6 ,,ALL 7DANC+74 ,?REE
LL MAIDS :O1 ALL UNW>Y1
         ,-E F A LADIES' SEM9>Y1
       ,FRE$ F XS G5IUS TUTEL>Y--
,,! ,,?REE 7SU45LY DEMURE74 ,?REE LL
MAIDS F S*OOL6

       ,5T] ,KO-,KO & ,POOH-,BAH4
  ,,KO4 ,AT LA/1 MY BRIDE T IS 6BE6 7,AB
6EMBRACE H]47
  ,,YUM4 ,Y'RE N GO+ 6KISS ME 2F ALL ^!
P8

,,KO4 ,WELL1 T 0 ! IDEA4
  ,,YUM 7ASIDE 6,PEEP-,BO74 ,X SEEMS
ODD1 DOESN'T X8

,,PEEP4 ,X'S R PECULI>4
  ,,PITTI4 ,OH1 ,I EXPECT X'S ALL "R4
,M/ H A 2G9N+1 Y "K4
  ,,YUM4 ,WELL1 ( C|RSE ,I "K NO?+   #BD
AB ^! ?+S2 B ,I'VE NO OBJEC;N IF X'S
USUAL4
  ,,KO4 ,OH1 X'S Q USUAL1 ,I ?9K4 ,EH1
,"L ,*AMB]LA98 7,APP1L+ 6,POOH-,BAH47
  ,,POOH4 ,I H "KN X D"O4 7,KO-,KO
EMBRACES H]47
  ,,YUM4 ,?ANK GD;S T'S OV]6 7,SEES
,NANKI-,POO1 & RU%ES 6HM47 ,:Y1 T'S N"E
Y8 7,! ?REE ,GIRLS RU% 6HM & %AKE 8 H&S1
ALL SP1K+ AT ONCE47
  ,,YUM4 ,OH1 ,I'M S GLAD6 ,I HAV5'T SE5
Y = "E S L;G1 & ,I'M "R AT ! TOP (!
S*OOL1 & ,I'VE GOT ?REE PRIZES1 & ,I'VE
-E HOME = GD1 & ,I'M N GO+ BACK ANY M6
  ,,PEEP4 ,& H Y GOT AN 5GAGE;T8--,YUM-
,YUM'S GOT "O1 B %E DOESN'T L X1 & %E'D
"E S M* R X 0 Y6 ,I'VE -E HOME = GD1 &
,I'M N GO+ BACK ANY M6
  ,,PITTI4 ,N[ TELL U ALL ! NEWS1 2C Y G
AB "EY":1 & WE'VE BE5 AT S*OOL1 B1 ?ANK
GD;S1 T'S ALL OV] N[1 & WE'VE -E HOME =
GD1 & WE'RE N GO+ BACK ANY M6
  7,^! ?REE SPEE*ES >E SPOK5 TGR 9 "O
BR1?47
  ,,KO4 ,I BEG YR P>DON4 ,W Y        #BE
PRES5T ME8
  ,,YUM4 ,OH1 ? IS ! MUSICIAN :O US$--
  ,,PEEP4 ,OH1 ? IS ! G5TLEMAN-:O US$--
  ,,PITTI4 ,OH1 X IS ONLY ,NANKI-,POO :O
US$--
  ,,KO4 ,"O AT A "T1 IF Y PL1SE4
  ,,YUM4 ,OH1 IF Y PL1SE HE'S ! G5TLEMAN
:O US$ 6PLAY S B1UTI;LLY ON !--ON !--

,,PITTI4 ,ON ! ,M>9E ,P>ADE4
  ,,YUM4 ,YES1 ,I ?9K T 0 ! "N (!
9/RU;T4
  ,,NANK4 ,SIR1 ,I H ! MIS=TUNE 6LOVE YR
W>D1 ,YUM-,YUM--OH1 ,I "K ,I DES]VE YR
ANG]6
  ,,KO4 ,ANG]6 N A BIT1 MY BOY4 ,:Y1 ,I
LOVE H] MYF4 ,*>M+ LL GIRL1 ISN'T %E8
,PRETTY EYES1 NICE HAIR4 ,TAK+ LL ?+1
ALT4 ,V GLAD 6HE> MY OP9ION BACK$ 0A
-PET5T AU?OR;Y4 ,?ANK Y V M*4 ,GD-BYE4
7,6,PI%-,TU%47 ,TAKE HM AWAY4 7,PI%-,TU%
REMOVES HM47
  ,,PITTI 7:O HAS BE5 EXAM9+ ,POOH-
,BAH74 ,I BEG YR P>DON1 B :AT IS ?8
,CU/OM] -E 6TRY ON8                  #BF
  ,,KO4 ,T IS A ,TREM5D|S ,SWELL4
  ,,PITTI4 ,OH1 X'S ALIVE4 7,%E />TS
BACK 9 AL>M47
  ,,POOH4 ,G AWAY1 LL GIRLS4 ,C'T TALK
6LL GIRLS L Y4 ,G AWAY1 "!'S DE>S4
  ,,KO4 ,ALL[ ME 6PRES5T Y1 ,POOH-,BAH4
,^! >E MY ?REE W>DS4 ,! "O 9 ! MI4LE IS
MY BRIDE ELECT4
  ,,POOH4 ,:AT D Y WANT ME 6D 6!M8 ,M9D1
,I W N KISS !M4
  ,,KO4 ,NO1 NO1 Y %AN'T KISS !M2 A LL
B[--A M]E NO?+--Y NE$N'T M1N X1 Y "K4
  ,,POOH4 ,X GOES AG/ ! GRA94 ,!Y >E N
"Y LADIES1 !Y >E "Y P]SONS4
  ,,KO4 ,-E1 -E1 MAKE AN EF=T1 "!'S A GD
NO#MAN4
  ,,POOH4 7ASIDE 6,KO-,KO74 ,WELL1 ,I
%AN'T M1N X4 7)A GRT EF=T47 ,H[ DE D1 LL
GIRLS1 H[ DE D8 7,ASIDE47 ,OH1 MY
PROTOPLASMAL ANCE/OR6
  ,,KO4 ,T'S V GD4 7,GIRLS 9DULGE 9
SUPPRESS$ LAU<T]47
  ,,POOH4 ,I SEE NO?+ 6LAU< AT4 ,X IS V
PA9;L 6ME 6H 6SAY 8,H[ DE D1 LL GIRLS1
H[ DE D80 6"Y P]SONS4 ,I'M N 9 !     #BG
HABIT ( SAY+ 8,H[ DE D1 LL GIRLS1 H[ DE
D80 6ANYBODY "U ! RANK (A ,/OCKBROK]4
  ,,KO4 7ASIDE 6GIRLS74 ,DON'T LAU< AT
HM1 HE C'T HELP X--HE'S "U TR1T;T = X4
7,ASIDE 6,POOH-,BAH47 ,N"E M9D !M1 !Y
DON'T "U/& ! DELICACY ( YR POSI;N4
  ,,POOH4 ,WE "K H[ DELICATE X IS1 DON'T
WE8
  ,,KO4 ,I %D ?9K WE DID6 ,H[ A NO#MAN (
YR IMPORT.E C D X AT ALL IS A ?+ ,I N"E
C1 N"E % "U/&4
           ,7,KO-,KO RETIRES &
GOES (F4

    ,,QU>TET ,,& ,,*ORUS ,,( ,,GIRLS4

         ,,YUM-YUM1 ,,PEEP-BO1
        ,,PITTI-S+1 & ,,POOH-BAH4
  ,,YUM1 ,,PEEP4 ,S PL1SE Y1 ,SIR1 WE M*
REGRET & ,,PITTI4       ,IF WE H FAIL$ 9
ETIQUETTE
       ,T[>DS A MAN ( RANK S HI<--
          ,WE % "K BETT] 0& BY4
,,YUM4     ,B Y|?1 ( C|RSE1 M/ H XS FL+1
               ,S P>DON U1           #BH
               ,S P>DON U1
,,PITTI4    ,& DON'T1 9 GIRLHOOD'S HAPPY
SPR+1
              ,2 H>D ON U1
              ,2 H>D ON U1
       ,IF WE'RE 9CL9$ 6D.E & S+4
       ,TRA LA LA1 ETC4 7,DANC+47
,,*ORUS ,,( ,,GIRLS4    ,B Y|?1 ( C|RSE1
ETC4 ,,POOH4      ,I ?9K Y "| 6RECOLLECT
         ,Y _C %[ TOO M* RESPECT
        ,T[>DS ! HI<LY TITL$ FEW2
       ,B NOBODY DOES1 & :Y %D Y8
        ,T Y|? AT U %D H XS FL+1
              ,IS H>D ON U1
              ,IS H>D ON U2
        ,6|R PREROGATIVE WE CL+--
               ,S P>DON U1
               ,S P>DON U1
        ,IF WE DECL9E 6D.E & S+4
       ,TRA LA LA1 ETC4 7,DANC+47
,,*ORUS ,,( ,,GIRLS44 ,B Y|?1 ( C|RSE1
M/ H XS FL+1 ETC4

             ,7,EXEUNT ALL B
,YUM-,YUM4                           #BI

            ,5T] ,NANKI-,POO4
  ,,NANK4 ,YUM-,YUM1 AT LA/ WE >E AL"O6
,I H S"| Y NI<T & "D = ?REE WEEKS1 9 !
2LIEF T YR GU>DIAN 0 2H1D$1 & ,I F9D T Y
>E AB 6BE M>RI$ 6HM ? AFN6

,,YUM4 ,ALAS1 YES6
  ,,NANK4 ,B Y D N LOVE HM8

,,YUM4 ,ALAS1 NO6
  ,,NANK4 ,MODIFI$ RAPTURE6 ,B :Y D Y N
REFUSE HM8
  ,,YUM4 ,:AT GD WD T D8 ,HE'S MY
GU>DIAN1 & HE WDN'T LET ME M>RY Y6
  ,,NANK4 ,B ,I WD WAIT UNTIL Y 7 ( AGE6
  ,,YUM4 ,Y =GET T 9 ,JAPAN GIRLS D N
>RIVE AT YE>S ( 4CRE;N UNTIL !Y >E
FIFTY4
  ,,NANK4 ,TRUE2 F SEV5TE5 6=TY-N9E >E
3SID]$ YE>S ( 9DISCRE;N4
  ,,YUM4 ,2SS--A W&]+ M9/REL1 :O PLAYS A
W9D 9/RU;T |TSIDE TEA-H|SES1 IS H>DLY A
FITT+ HUSB& =! W>D (A ,"L ,HI<
,EXECU;N]4                           #CJ
  ,,NANK4 ,B--- 7,ASIDE47 ,% ,I TELL H]8
,YES6 ,%E W N 2TRAY ME6 7,AL|D47 ,:AT IF
X %D PROVE T1 AF ALL1 ,I AM NO MUSICIAN8
  ,,YUM4 ,"!6 ,I 0 C]TA9 ( X1 DIRECTLY
,I HE>D Y PLAY6
  ,,NANK4 ,:AT IF X %D PROVE T ,I AM NO
O!R ?AN ! SON ( 8 ,MAJE/Y ! ,MIKADO8
  ,,YUM4 ,! SON (! ,MIKADO6 ,B :Y IS YR
,HI<;S 4GUIS$8 ,& :AT HAS YR ,HI<;S D"O8
,& W YR ,HI<;S PROMISE N"E 6D X AG8
  ,,NANK4 ,"S YE>S AGO ,I _H ! MIS=TUNE
6CAPTIVATE ,KATI%A1 AN ELD]LY LADY ( MY
"F'S ,C|RT4 ,%E MISCON/RU$ MY CU/OM>Y
A6ABIL;Y 96EXPRES.NS ( A6EC;N1 & CLAIM$
ME 9 M>RIAGE1 "U MY "F'S LAW4 ,MY "F1 !
,LUCIUS ,JUNIUS ,BRUTUS ( 8 RACE1 ORD]$
ME 6M>RY H] )9 A WEEK1 OR P]I%
IGNOM9I|SLY ON ! SCA6OLD4 ,T NI<T ,I FL$
8 ,C|RT1 &1 ASSUM+ ! 4GUISE (A ,SECOND
,TROMB"O1 ,I JO9$ ! B& 9 : Y F.D ME :5
,I _H ! HAPPI;S ( SEE+ Y6 7,APPROA*+
H]47
  ,,YUM4 7RETR1T+74 ,IF Y PL1SE1 ,I ?9K
YR ,HI<;S _H BETT] N -E TOO NE>4 ,! LAWS
AG/ FLIRT+ >E EXCESSIVELY SEV]E4     #CA
  ,,NANK4 ,B WE >E Q AL"O1 & NOBODY C
SEE U4
  ,,YUM4 ,/1 T DON'T MAKE X "R4 ,6FLIRT
IS CAPITAL4

,,NANK4 ,X IS CAPITAL6
  ,,YUM4 ,& WE M/ OBEY ! LAW4

,,NANK4 ,DEUCE TAKE ! LAW6
  ,,YUM4 ,I WI% X WD1 B X WON'T6
  ,,NANK4 ,IF X 7 N = T1 H[ HAPPY WE
MI<T BE6

,,YUM4 ,HAPPY 9DE$6
  ,,NANK4 ,IF X 7 N =! LAW1 WE %D N[ 2
SITT+ SIDE 0SIDE1 L T4 7,SITS 0H]47
  ,,YUM4 ,9/1D ( 2+ OBLIG$ 6SIT HALF A
MILE (F1 L T4 7,CROSSES & SITS AT O!R
SIDE ( /AGE47
  ,,NANK4 ,WE %D 2 GAZ+ 96EA* O!R'S
EYES1 L T4 7,GAZ+ AT H] S5TI;T,Y47
  ,,YUM4 ,BR1?+ SI<S ( UNUTT]A# LOVE--L
T4 7,SI<+ & GAZ+ LOV+LY AT HM47
  ,,NANK4 ,) |R >MS R.D EA* O!R'S WAI/S1
L T4 7,EMBRAC+ H]47                  #CB
  ,,YUM4 ,YES1 IF X WASN'T =! LAW4
  ,,NANK4 ,IF X WASN'T =! LAW4
  ,,YUM4 ,Z X IS1 ( C|RSE WE CDN'T D
ANY?+ (! K9D4

,,NANK4 ,N = _WS6
  ,,YUM4 ,2+ 5GAG$ 6,KO-,KO1 Y "K6
  ,,NANK4 ,2+ 5GAG$ 6,KO-,KO6

    ,,DUET--,,YUM-YUM & ,,NANKI-POO4
  ,,NANK4        ,7 Y N 6,KO-,KO PLI<T$1
          ,I WD SAY 9 T5D] T"O1
       8,LOV$ "O1 LET U 2 UNIT$--
         ,LET U 2 EA* O!R'S [N60
       ,I WD M]GE ALL RANK & /,N1
         ,_WLY SNE]S >E N"| 6U1
          ,&1 6M>K MY ADMIR,N1
          ,I WD KISS Y FONDLY
           ?US-- 7,KISSES H]47
,,BO?4  ,I/,HE WD KISS Y/ME FONDLY ?US--
7,KISS47 ,,YUM4    ,B Z ,I'M 5GAG$ 6,KO-
,KO1
       ,6EMBRACE Y ?US1 CON FUOCO1
        ,WD 4T9CTLY 2 NO GIUOCO1
        ,&= YAM ,I %D GET TOKO--     #CC

  ,,BO?4        ,TOKO1 TOKO1 TOKO1 TOKO6
  ,,NANK4    ,S1 ,9 SPITE ( ALL TEMPT,N1
        ,S* A !ME ,I'LL N 4CUSS1
            ,& ON NO 3SID],N
          ,W ,I KISS Y FONDLY
           ?US-- 7,KISS+ H]47
         ,LET ME MAKE X CLE> 6Y1
         ,? IS :AT ,I'LL N"E D6
    ,?1 OH1 ?1 OH1 ?1 OH1 ?1--7,KISS+
                  H]47
  ,,TGR4 ,?1 OH1 ?1 ETC4

          ,7,EXEUNT 9 OPPOSITE
DIREC;NS4

              ,5T] ,KO-,KO4
  ,,KO4 7LOOK+ AF ,YUM-,YUM74 ,"! %E
GOES6 ,6?9K H[ 5TIRELY MY FUTURE HAPPI;S
IS WRAPP$ UP 9 T LL P>CEL6 ,RE,Y1 X
H>DLY SEEMS WOR? :ILE6 ,OH1 MATRIMONY6--
7,5T] ,POOH-,BAH & ,PI%-,TU%47 ,N[ !N1
:AT IS X8 ,C'T Y SEE ,I'M SOLILOQUIZ+8
,Y H 9T]RUPT$ AN APO/ROPHE1 SIR6
  ,,PI%4 ,I AM ! BE>] (A LR F 8      #CD
,MAJE/Y ! ,MIKADO4
  ,,KO4 7TAK+ X F HM R"E5TI,Y74 ,A LR F
! ,MIKADO6 ,:AT 9 ! _W C HE H 6SAY 6ME8
7,R1DS LR47 ,AH1 "H X IS AT LA/6 ,I ?"|
X WD -E SOON] OR LAT]6 ,! ,MIKADO IS
/RUCK 0! FACT T NO EXECU;NS H TAK5 PLACE
9 ,TITIPU =A YE>1 & DECREES T UN.S
"SBODY IS 2H1D$ )9 "O MON? ! PO/ ( ,"L
,HI< ,EXECU;N] % 2 ABOLI%$1 &! C;Y
REDUC$ 6! RANK (A VILLAGE6
  ,,PI%4 ,B T W 9VOLVE U ALL 9
IRRETRIEVA# RU96
  ,,KO4 ,YES4 ,"! IS NO HELP = X1 ,I % H
6EXECUTE "SBODY AT ONCE4 ,! ONLY "Q IS1
:O % X BE8
  ,,POOH4 ,WELL1 X SEEMS UNK9D 6SAY S1 B
Z Y'RE ALR "U S5T;E ( D1? = FLIRT+1
"EY?+ SEEMS 6PO9T 6Y4
  ,,KO4 ,6ME8 ,:AT >E Y TALK+ AB8 ,I C'T
EXECUTE MYF4

,,POOH4 ,:Y N8
  ,,KO4 ,:Y N8 ,2C1 9 ! F/ PLACE1 SELF
DECAPIT,N IS AN EXTREMELY DI6ICULT1 N
6SAY DANG]|S1 ?+ 6ATTEMPT2 &1 9 !    #CE
SECOND1 X'S SUICIDE1 & SUICIDE IS A
CAPITAL (F;E4

,,POOH4 ,T IS S1 NO D|BT4
  ,,PI%4 ,WE MI<T RES]VE T PO9T4
  ,,POOH4 ,TRUE1 X CD 2 >GU$ SIX MON?S
H;E1 2F ! FULL ,C|RT4
  ,,KO4 ,2SS1 ,I DON'T SEE H[ A MAN C
CUT (F 8 [N H1D4

,,POOH4 ,A MAN MI<T TRY4
  ,,PI%4 ,EV5 IF Y ONLY SU3E$$ 9 CUTT+ X
HALF (F1 T WD 2 "S?+4
  ,,POOH4 ,X WD 2 TAK5 Z AN E>NE/ ( YR
DESIRE 6-PLY )! ,IMP]IAL W4
  ,,KO4 ,NO4 ,P>DON ME1 B "! ,I AM
ADAMANT4 ,Z (FICIAL ,H1DSMAN1 MY REPUT,N
IS AT /AKE1 & ,I C'T 3S5T 6EMB>K ON A
PROFES.NAL OP],N UN.S ,I SEE MY WAY 6A
SU3ESS;L RESULT4
  ,,POOH4 ,? PROFES.NAL 3SCI5TI|S;S IS
HI<LY CR$ITA# 6Y1 B X PLACES U 9 A V
AWKW>D POSI;N4
  ,,KO4 ,MY GD SIR1 ! AWKW>D;S ( YR
POSI;N IS GRACE XF -P>$ ) T (A MAN   #CF
5GAG$ 9 ! ACT ( CUTT+ (F 8 [N H1D4
  ,,PI%4 ,I AM AFRAID T1 UN.S Y C OBTA9
A SUB/ITUTE ----------------------------
  ,,KO4 ,A SUB/ITUTE8 ,OH1 C]TA9LY--NO?+
EASI]4 7,6,POOH-,BAH47 ,POOH-,BAH1 ,I
APPO9T Y ,"L ,HI< ,SUB/ITUTE4
  ,,POOH4 ,I %D 2 DELI<T$4 ,S* AN
APPO9T;T WD R1LIZE MY FONDE/ DR1MS4 ,B
NO1 AT ANY SACRIFICE1 ,I M/ SET B.DS 6MY
9SATIA# AMBI;N6

                 ,,TRIO
  ,KO-,KO      ,POOH-,BAH      ,PI%-,TU%
  ,MY BRA9 X T1MS  ,I AM S PR|D1 ,I HE>D
"O "D
,) 5D.S S*EMES  ,IF ,I ALL[$ ,A G5TLEMAN
SAY
,BO? GD & NEW    ,MY FAMILY PRIDE   ,?AT
CRIM9ALS :O
,= ,TITIPU2 ,6BE MY GUIDE1 ,>E CUT 9 TWO
,B IF ,I FLIT1  ,I'D VOLUNTE] ,CAN H>DLY
FEEL
,! B5EFIT    ,TO QUIT ? SPH]E   ,! FATAL
/EEL1
,T ,I'D DI6USE  ,9/1D ( Y  ,& S >E   #CG
SLA9
,! T[N WD LOSE6  ,9 A M9UTE OR TWO1 ,)|T
M* PA94
,N[ E MAN   ,BUT FAMILY PRIDE   ,IF ? IS
TRUE1
,6AID 8 CLAN  ,MU/ 2 D5I$1  ,X'S JOLLY =
Y2
,%D PLOT & PLAN ,& SET ASIDE1 ,YR C|RAGE
SCREW
,Z BE/ HE C1     ,& MORTIFI$4    ,6BID U
ADIEU1
  ,& S1            ,& S1            ,& G
  ,AL?            ,AL?|<           ,& %[
,I'M R1DY 6G1  ,I WI% 6G1  ,BO? FR & FOE
,YET RECOLLECT   ,& GRTLY P9E   ,H[ M* Y
D>E4
',TW]E 4RESPECT   ,TO B"RLY %9E1  ,I'M Q
AW>E
,DID ,I NEGLECT   ,& TAKE ! L9E  ,X'S YR
A6AIR1
,6?US E6ECT ,( A H]O F9E1 ,YET ,I DCL ,?
AIM DIRECT1  ,) GRIEF 3DIGN ,I'D TAKE YR
%>E1
,S ,I OBJECT--    ,I M/ DECL9E--   ,B ,I
DON'T M* C>E--                       #CH
,S ,I OBJECT--  ,I M/ DECL9E--  ,I DON'T
M* C>E--
,S ,I OBJECT--  ,I M/ DECL9E--  ,I DON'T
M* C>E--
  ,,ALL4 ,6SIT 9 SOLEMN SIL;E 9 A DULL1
D>K DOCK1
  ,9 A PE/IL5TIAL PRISON1 )A LIFE-L;G
LOCK1
  ,AWAIT+ ! S5S,N (A %ORT1 %>P %OCK1
  ,F A *1P & *IPPY *OPP] ON A BIG BLACK
BLOCK6
            ,7,EXEUNT ,POOH4
& ,PI%4
  ,,KO4 ,? IS SIMPLY APPALL+6 ,I1 :O
ALL[$ MYF 6BE RESPIT$ AT ! LA/ MO;T1
SIMPLY 9 ORD] 6B5EFIT MY NATIVE T[N1 AM
N[ REQUIR$ 6DIE )9 A MON?1 & T 0A MAN
:OM ,I H LOAD$ ) HON|RS6 ,IS ? PUBLIC
GRATITUDE8 ,IS ?--- 7,5T] ,NANKI-,POO1
)A ROPE 9 8 H&S47 ,G AWAY1 SIR6 ,H[ D>E
Y8 ,AM ,I N"E 6BE P]MITT$ 6SOLILOQUIZE8
  ,,NANK4 ,OH1 G ON--DON'T M9D ME4
  ,,KO4 ,:AT >E Y GO+ 6D ) T ROPE8
  ,,NANK4 ,I AM AB 6T]M9ATE AN
UN5DURAB,IE EXI/;E4                  #CI
  ,,KO4 ,T]M9ATE YR EXI/;E8 ,OH1
NONS5SE6 ,:AT =8
  ,,NANK4 ,2C Y >E GO+ 6M>RY ! GIRL ,I
ADORE4
  ,,KO4 ,NONS5SE1 SIR4 ,I WON'T P]MIT X4
,I AM A HUMANE MAN1 & IF Y ATTEMPT ANY?+
(! K9D ,I % ORD] YR 9/ANT >RE/4 ,-E1
SIR1 DESI/ AT ONCE OR ,I SUMMON MY GU>D4
  ,,NANK4 ,T'S ABSURD4 ,IF Y ATTEMPT
6RAISE AN AL>M1 ,I 9/ANTLY P]=M ! ,HAPPY
,DESPAT* ) ? DA7]4
  ,,KO4 ,NO1 NO1 DON'T D T4 ,? IS
HORRI#6 7,SU45LY47 ,:Y1 Y COLD-BLOOD$
SC.DREL1 >E Y AW>E T1 9 TAK+ YR LIFE1 Y
>E -MITT+ A CRIME :--:--: IS------- ,OH6
7,/RUCK 0AN IDEA47 ,SUB/ITUTE6

,,NANK4 ,:AT'S ! MATT]8
  ,,KO4 ,IS X ABSOLUTELY C]TA9 T Y >E
RESOLV$ 6DIE8

,,NANK4 ,ABSOLUTELY6
  ,,KO4 ,W NO?+ %AKE YR RESOLU;N8

,,NANK4 ,NO?+4                       #DJ
  ,,KO4 ,?R1TS1 5TR1TIES1 PRAY]S--ALL
USE.S8
  ,,NANK4 ,ALL6 ,MY M9D IS MADE UP4
  ,,KO4 ,!N1 IF Y RE,Y M1N :AT Y SAY1 &
IF Y >E ABSOLUTELY RESOLV$ 6DIE1 & IF
NO?+ :AT"E W %AKE YR DET]M9,N--DON'T
SPOIL YRF 0-MITT+ SUICIDE1 B 2 2H1D$
H&"SLY AT ! H&S (! ,PUBLIC ,EXECU;N]6
  ,,NANK4 ,I DON'T SEE H[ T WD B5EFIT
ME4
  ,,KO4 ,Y DON'T8 ,OBS]VE3 Y'LL H A MON?
6LIVE1 & Y'LL LIVE L A FI<T+-COCK AT MY
EXP5SE4 ,:5 ! "D -ES "!'LL 2 A GR&
PUBLIC C]EMONIAL--Y'LL 2 ! C5TRAL
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