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:O 7 EMPLOY'D 9 ? ,TEMPLE 2+ LABORI\S &
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2F7 0 DILIG5TLY TRANSCRIB+ "S ELOQU5T
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TRAVELL+ BACK ?I!R1 ,I REFLECT$ 9 MY
,M9D ON ! EXTR1M ,FOLLY ( ^? ,P>5TS1 :O1
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( _! ,SKULLS1 2C !Y ?9K _! ,PURSES C
AF=D X1 W NE$S S5D !M 6! ,TEMPLE (
,LE>N+1 ":1 = WANT (A SUITA# ,G5IUS1 !Y
LE>N LL M ?AN H[ 6C>RY !MVS H&"SLY1 &
5T] A ,ROOM G5TEELY1 7: MI<T Z WELL 2
ACQUIR'D AT A ,DANC+-,S*OOL17 & F :;E !Y
RETURN1 AF ,ABUND.E ( ,TR\# & ,*>GE1 Z
GRT ,BLOCKH1DS Z "E1 ONLY M PR\D & SELF-
3CEIT$4
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,H& 0 WALK+ "U ! ,TREES7 A3ID5T,Y AWAK'D
ME2 6HM ,I RELAT$ MY ,DR1M ) ALL XS
,"PICUL>S1 & HE1 )\T M* ,/UDY1 PRES5TLY
9T]PRET$ X1 ASSUR+ ME1 .,T X 0 A LIVELY
,REPRES5T,N (. ,,H>V>D ,,COLLEGE1
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:O 9=MS ME T ,I H 2GUN AT ! WR;G ,5D (
MY ,BUSI;S1 & T ,I "\ 62G9 AT ,HOME1 &
C5SURE ! ,VICES & ,FOLLIES ( MY [N ,SEX1
2F ,I V5TURE 6M$DLE ) YR'S3 ,N"E!.S1 ,I
AM RESOLV$ 6D$ICATE ? ,SPECUL,N 6! ,FAIR
,TRIBE1 & 5D1V\R 6%[1 T ,MR4 .,EPHRAIM.
*>GES ,WOM5 ) 2+ "PICUL>LY GUILTY (
,PRIDE1 ,IDLE;S1 .@&C4. WR;G;LLY1 9ASM*
Z ! ,M5 H N ONLY Z GRT A ,%>E 9 ^?
,VICES Z ! ,WOM51 B >E LIKEWISE 9 A GRT
,M1SURE ! ,CAUSE ( T : ! ,WOM5 >E GUILTY
(4 ,I ?9K X W 2 BE/ 6PRODUCE MY ,ANTAGO-
NI/1 2F ,I 5C.T] HM4
  .,6,MRS4. ,,DOGD4
  ,'.,MADAM1.
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6DESIRE Y WD 2G9 ) YR [N ,SEX F/3    #ah
,LET ! F/ ,VOLLEY ( YR ,RES5T;TS 2 DIR-
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,IDLE;S1 ,IGNOR.E & ,FOLLY1 7: >E ,VICES
M PECULI> 6YR ,SEX ?AN 6\R'S17 2 ! ,SUB-
JECT ( YR ,SATYRS1 B M ESPECI,Y ,FEMALE
,PRIDE1 : ,I ?9K IS 9TOLL]A#4 ,"H IS A
L>GE ,FIELD T WANTS ,CULTIV,N1 & : ,I
2LIEVE Y >E A# 7IF WILL+7 6IMPROVE )
,ADVANTAGE2 & :5 Y H ONCE RE=M$ ! ,WOM51
Y W F9D X A M* EASI] ,TASK 6RE=M ! ,M51
2C ,WOM5 >E ! PRIME ,CAUSES (A GRT _M
,MALE ,ENORMITIES4 ,? IS ALL AT PRES5T F
  .,YR ,FRLY ,WELLWI%]1.
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  ,AF ,?ANKS 6MY ,CORRESPOND5T = 8
,K9D;S 9 CUTT+ \ ,"W = ME1 ,I M/ ASSURE
HM1 T ,I F9D X A V DI6ICULT ,MATT] TO
REPROVE ,WOM5 SEP>ATE F ! ,M52 = :AT
,VICE IS "! 9 : ! ,M5 H N Z GRT A ,%>E Z
! ,WOM58 & 9 "S H !Y N A F> GRT]1 Z 9
,DRUNK5;S1 ,SWE>+1 .@&C4.8 ,& IF !Y H1
!N X FOLL[S1 T :5 A ,VICE IS 6BE
REPROV$1 ,M51 :O >E MO/ CULPA#1 DES]VE !
MO/ ,REPREH5.N1 & C]TA9LY "!=E1 "\ 6H X4
,B WE W WAVE ? ,PO9T AT PRES5T1 &    #ai
PROCE$ 6A "PICUL> ,3SID],N ( :AT MY
,CORRESPOND5T CALLS .,FEMALE ,VICE4.
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! GRTE/ ,NUMB] ( XS ,VOT>IES 6BE F.D1 )
U OR ! ,M58 X MI<T ,I 2LIEVE 2 EASILY &
TRULY ANSW]'D1 .,)! LATT]4. ,= NOT)/&+ !
,M5 >E -MONLY -PLA9+ H[ H>D !Y >E =C'D
6LAB\R1 ONLY 6MA9TA9 _! ,WIVES 9 ,POMP &
,IDLE;S1 YET IF Y G AM;G ! ,WOM51 Y W
LE>N1 T .!Y H ALW M ,"W ^U _! ,H&S ?AN
!Y >E A# 6D.1 & T .A ,WOMAN'S ,"W IS N"E
D"O.1 @&C4 ,B H["E1 ,SUPPOSE WE %D GRANT
= ONCE1 T WE >E G5],Y M IDLE ?AN ! ,M51
7)\T MAK+ ANY ,ALL[.E =! .,W1K;S (!
,SEX.17 ,I DESIRE 6"K ^: ,FAULT X IS8
,>E N ! ,M5 6BLAME = _! ,FOLLY 9 MA9TA9+
U 9 ,IDLE;S8 ,:O IS "! T C 2 H&"SLY SUP-
PORT$ 9 ,A6LU;E1 ,EASE & ,PL1SURE 0AN-
O!R1 T W *USE R 6E>N 8 ,BR1D 0! ,SW1T (
8 [N ,BR[S8 ,& IF A ,MAN W 2 S FOND & S
FOOLI%1 Z 6LAB\R H>D HMF =A ,LIVELIHOOD1
& SU6] 8 ,WIFE 9 ! M1N ,"T 6SIT 9 ,EASE
& ,IDLE;S1 LET HM N BLAME H] IF %E DOES
S1 = X IS 9 A GRT ,M1SURE 8 [N ,FAULT4
  ,& N[ =! ,IGNOR.E & ,FOLLY : HE    #bj
REPROA*ES U )1 LET U SEE 7IF WE >E
,FOOLS & ,IGNORAMUS'S7 ^: IS ! ,FAULT1 !
,M5'S OR \R'S4 ,AN 9G5I\S ,WRIT]1 HAV+ ?
,SUBJECT 9 ,H&1 HAS ! FOLL[+ ,^WS1 ":9
HE LAYS ! ,FAULT :OLLY ON ! ,M51 = N
ALL[+ ,WOM5 ! ,ADVANTAGES ( ,$UC,N4
  8,I H 7SAYS HE7 (T5 ?"\ ( X Z "O (!
MO/ B>B>\S ,CU/OMS 9 ! ,_W1 3SID]+ U Z A
CIVILIZ'D & ,*RI/IAN ,C.TRY1 T WE D5Y !
,ADVANTAGES ( ,LE>N+ 6,WOM54 ,WE REPROA*
! ,SEX E ,"D ) ,FOLLY & ,IMP]T9;E1 :ILE
,I AM 3FID5T1 _H !Y ! ,ADVANTAGES (
,$UC,N EQUAL 6U1 !Y WD 2 GUILTY ( LESS
?AN \R SELVES4 ,"O WD WOND] 9DE$ H[ X %D
HAPP5 T ,WOM5 >E 3V]SI# AT ALL1 S9CE !Y
>E ONLY 2HOLD+ 6NATURAL ,"PS = ALL _!
,K4 ,_! ,Y\? IS SP5T 6T1* !M 6/IT* & S[1
OR MAKE ,BAU#S3 ,!Y >E TAU<T 6R1D 9DE$1
& P]H 6WRITE _! ,"NS1 OR S2 & T IS !
,HEIG? (A ,WOMANS ,$UC,N4 ,& ,I WD B ASK
ANY :O SLI<T ! ,SEX = _! ,"U/&+1 ,:AT IS
A ,MAN 7A ,G5TLEMAN1 ,I M1N7 GD = T IS
TAU<T NO M8 ,IF ,"KLEGE & ,"U/&+ _H BE5
USE.S ,A4I;NS 6! ,SEX1 ,GOD ,ALMI<TY WD
N"E H GIV5 !M ,CAPACITIES1 = HE      #ba
MADE NO?+ ,NE$.S4 ,:AT HAS ! ,WOMAN D"O
6=FEIT ! ,PRIVIL$GE ( 2+ TAU<T8 ,DOES %E
PLAGUE U ) H] ,PRIDE & ,IMP]T9;E8 ,:Y
DID WE N LET H] LE>N1 T %E MI<T H _H M
,WIT8 ,% WE UPBRAID ,WOM5 ) ,FOLLY1 :5
'TIS ONLY ! ,]ROR ( ? 9HUMANE ,CU/OM T
H9DR$ !M 2+ MADE WIS]40
  ,S M* = ,FEMALE ,IGNOR.E & ,FOLLY2 &
N[ LET U A LL 3SID] ! ,PRIDE : MY ,COR-
RESPOND5T ?9KS IS .9TOLL]A#4. ,0? ,EX-
PRES.N ( HIS1 "O WD ?9K HE IS "S DEJECT$
,SWA91 TYRANNIZ'D OV] 0"S CRUEL HAU<TY
,NYMPH1 :O 7P]H HE ?9KS7 HAS NO M ,R1SON
6BE PR\D ?AN HMF4 .,ALAS-A-"D6. ,:AT %
WE SAY 9 ? ,CASE6 ,:Y TRULY1 IF ,WOM5 >E
PR\D1 X IS C]TA9LY [+ 6! ,M5 /2 = IF !Y
W 2 S* .,SIMPLETONS. Z 6HUM# !MVS AT _!
,FEET1 & FILL _! CREDUL\S ,E>S ) EXTRAV-
AGANT ,PRAISES ( _! ,WIT1 ,B1UTY1 & O!R
,A3OMPLI%;TS 7P]H ": "! >E N"O TOO17 &
:5 ,WOM5 >E 0? ,M1NS P]SWAD$ T !Y >E
,"S?+ M ?AN HUMANE1 :AT ,WOND] IS X1 IF
!Y C>RY !MVS HAU<TILY1 & LIVE
EXTRAVAGANTLY4 ,NOT)/&+1 ,I 2LIEVE "! >E
M ,9/.ES ( EXTRAVAGANT ,PRIDE 6BE    #bb
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EQUAL 7IF N A GRT]7 ,%>E 9 ! ,C5SURE4
,H["E1 ,I EXHORT BO? 6AM5D1 ": BO? >E
CULPA#1 O!RWISE !Y MAY EXPECT 6BE SEV]E-
LY H&L$ BY
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%E 9T5DS 6T>RY =! ,SUMM] ,S1SON1 9 ORD]
6-PL1T H] ,OBS]V,NS (! PRES5T REIGN+
,VICES (! ,T[N4.
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6EXPOSE ?AN T ( .,PRIDE4. ,X IS
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6,GOD & ,MAN4 ,EV5 ^? :O N\RI% X 9 !MVS1
HATE 6SEE X 9 O!RS4 ,! PR\D ,MAN ASPIRES
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OV] 8 ,FELL[-,CR1TURES4 ,HE HAS MADE HMF
A ,K+ 9 .,SOLILOQUY.2 FANCIES HMF 3QU]+
! ,_W2 &! ,9HABITANTS "!( 3SULT+ ON
PROP] ,ME?ODS 6AC"KL$GE 8 ,M]IT4 ,I SP1K
X 6MY ,%AME1 ,I MY SELF 0 A ,QUE5 F !
,F\RTE5? 6! ,EI<TE5? ,YE> ( MY ,AGE1 &
GOV]N'D ! ,_W ALL ! ,"T ( MY 2+ GOV]N'D
0MY ,MA/]4 ,B ? SPECULATIVE ,PRIDE MAY 2
! ,SUBJECT ( ANO!R ,LR3 ,I % AT PRES5T
3F9E MY ,?"\S 6:AT WE CALL .,PRIDE (
,APP>EL4. ,? ,SORT ( ,PRIDE HAS BE5 GR[+
^U U "E S9CE WE "P$ ) \R ,HOMESPUN
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9 U A .,PRIDE ( ,HE>T.1 : PORT5DS !  #bd
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SAY ^U ? ,TEXT1 ,T A ,FALL 0 ! .NATURAL
,3SEQU;E.1 Z WELL Z .,PUNI%;T. ( ,PRIDE4
,DAILY ,EXP]I;E IS SU6ICI5T 6EV9CE !
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,=TUNE "U ! ,DOM9ION ( ? ,VICE1 SELDOM
3SID] _! ,9ABIL;Y 6MA9TA9 !MVS 9 X1 B
/RIVE 6IMITATE _! ,SUP]IORS 9 ,E/ATE1 OR
,EQUALS 9 ,FOLLY1 UNTIL "O ,MIS=TUNE -ES
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A ,/EP BACKW>DS4 ,0/RIV+ 6APPE> RI* !Y
2COME RE,Y POOR1 & DEPRIVE !MVS ( T ,P;Y
& ,*>;Y : IS DUE 6! HUM# POOR ,MAN1 :O
IS MADE S M IMMLY 0,PROVID;E4
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FOOLI%1 IF WE 3SID]1 T ^? AIRY ,MORTALS1
:O H NO O!R ,WAY ( MAK+ !MVS 3SID]A# B
0GORGE\S ,APP>EL1 DRAW AF !M ,CR[DS (
,IMITATORS1 :O HATE EA* O!R :ILE !Y
5D1V\R AF A ,SIMILITUDE ( ,MANN]S4 ,!Y
DE/ROY 0,EXAMPLE1 & 5VY "O ANO!R'S
,DE/RUC;N4
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AM;G MY [N ,SEX1 ! MO/ IMMODE/ & 9CONVE-
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"NLY1 T ( .,HOOP-,PETTICOATS4. ,0^! !Y
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NEC OR ORNA;TAL ,APP>EL4 ,^! MON/R\S
TOPSY-TURVY .,MORT>-,PIECES.1 >E NEI FIT
=! ,*UR*1 ! ,HALL1 OR ! ,KIT*52 & IF A
,NUMB] ( !M 7 WELL M.T$ ON .,NO4LES-
ISL&.1 !Y WD LOOK M L ,5G9ES ( ,W> =
BOMB>D+ ! ,T[N1 ?AN ,ORNA;TS (! ,FAIR
,SEX4 ,AN H"O/ ,NEI<B\R ( M9E1 HAPP5+ TO
2 9 ,T[N "S "T S9CE ON A PUBLICK ,"D1
9=M'D ME1 T HE SAW F\R ,G5TLEWOM5 ) _!
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)DREW 6! ,WALL1 6! GRT ,T]ROR (! ,MILI-
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SD 9 XS ,PRAISE1 )\T ,FLATT]Y 6! ,AU?OR1
T X IS ! MO/ .,EXTRAORD9>Y. ,PIECE T "E
0 WROTE 9 .,NEW-,5GL&4. ,! ,LANGUAGE IS
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PA!TICK1 B ABV ALL1 ! ,V]SE & ,NUMB]S S
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RESPECT 6! ,ELEG.E ( ,/ILE1 OR ,SMOO?;S
( ,RHIME2 &=! A6ECT+ ,"P1 ,I W L1VE YR
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IF N %$ ,TE>S1 ?AN ^! FOLL[+4
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,M1SURES & ,LIMITS1 OR 6OBS]VE ! DULL
,RULES ( ,CRITICKS2
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,SY/EM8 ,X IS Z IF AN 9G5I\S ,>TIFIC]1
HAV+ FRAM'D A CURI\S ,MA*9E OR ,CLOCK1 &
PUT XS _M 9TRICATE ,:EELS & ,P[]S 9 S* A
,DEP5D.E ON "O ANO!R1 T ! :OLE MI<T MOVE
9 ! MO/ EXACT ,ORD] & ,REGUL>;Y1 _H N"E-
!.S PLAC'D 9 X S"EAL O!R ,:EELS 5DU'D )
AN 9DEP5D5T .,SELF-,MO;N.1 B IGNORANT (!
G5]AL ,9T]E/ (! ,CLOCK2 & ^! WD E N[ &
!N 2 MOV+ WR;G1 4ORD]+ ! TRUE ,MOVE;T1 &
MAK+ 3T9UAL ,"W =! ,M5D]2 : MI<T BETT] 2
PREV5T$1 0DEPRIV+ !M ( T ,P[] ( ,SELF-
MO;N1 & PLAC+ !M 9 A ,DEP5D.E ON ! REGU-
L> ,"P (! ,CLOCK4
  ,,VIII4 .,IF "! IS NO S* ,?+ Z ,FREE-
WILL 9 ,CR1TURES1 "! C 2 NEI ,M]IT NOR
,DEM]IT 9 ,CR1TURES4.
  ,,IX4 .,& "!=E E ,CR1TURE M/ 2 EQU,Y
E/EEM'D 0! ,CR1TOR4.
  ,^! ,PROPOSI;NS APPE> 6BE ! NEC
,3SEQU;ES (! =M]4 ,& C]TA9LY NO     #ajd
,R1SON C 2 GIV51 :Y ! ,CR1TOR %D PREF] 9
8 ,E/EEM "O ,"P ( ,8 ,"WS 6ANO!R1 IF )
EQUAL ,WISDOM & ,GD;S HE DESIGN'D & CRE-
AT$ !M ALL1 S9CE ALL ,ILL OR ,DEFECT1 Z
3TR>Y 6HIS ,NATURE1 IS EXCLUD$ 0HIS
,P[]4 ,WE W SUM UP ! ,>GU;T ?US1 ,:5 !
,CR1TOR F/ DESIGN'D ! ,UNIV]SE1 EI X 0
,8 ,W & ,9T5;N T ALL ,?+S %D EXI/ & 2 9
! ,MANN] !Y >E AT ? ,"T2 OR X 0 8 ,W !Y
%D .BE. O!RWISE .I4 E4. 9 A DI6]5T ,MAN-
N]3 ,6SAY X 0 ,8 ,W ,?+S %D 2 O!RWISE
?AN !Y >E1 IS 6SAY ,"S:AT HA? 3TRADICT$
,8 ,W1 & BROK5 ,8 ,M1SURES1 : IS IMPOS-
SI# 2C 9CONSI/5T ) 8 ,P[]2 "!=E WE M/
ALL[ T ALL ,?+S EXI/ N[ 9 A ,MANN]
AGREEA# 6,HIS ,W1 & 9 3SEQU;E ( T >E ALL
EQU,Y ,GD1 & "!=E EQU,Y E/EEM'D 0,HM4
  ,I PROCE$ N[ 6%EW1 T Z ALL ! ,"WS (!
,CR1TOR >E EQU,Y E/EEM'D 0,HM1 S !Y >E1
Z 9 ,JU/ICE !Y "\ 6BE1 EQU,Y U'D4
  ,,SECT4 ,,II4 .,(. ,PL1SURE .&. ,PA94
  ,I4 .,:5 A ,CR1TURE IS =M'D & 5DU'D )
,LIFE1 'TIS SUPPOS'D 6RCV A ,CAPAC;Y (!
,S5S,N (. ,UNEASI;S .OR. ,PA94
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IS .6LIVE.2 & :ATSO"E IS N S1 AM;G CR1T$
,?+S1 IS PROP]LY & TRULY .D1D4.
  ,ALL .,PA9. & .,UNEASI;S. PROCE$S AT
F/ F & IS CAUS'D 0,"S:AT )\T & 4T9CT F !
,M9D XF4 ,! ,S\L M/ F/ 2 ACT$ ^U 2F X C
RE-ACT4 ,9 ! ,2G9N+ ( ,9FANCY X IS Z IF
X 7 N2 X IS N 3SCI\S ( XS [N ,EXI/;E1
TILL X HAS RECEIV'D ! F/ ,S5S,N (
.,PA9.2 !N1 & N 2F1 X 2G9S 6FEEL XF1 IS
R\S'D1 & PUT 96,AC;N2 !N X 4COV]S XS
,P[]S & ,FACULTIES1 & EX]TS !M 6EXPEL !
,UNEASI;S4 ,?US IS ! ,MA*9E SET ON "W2 ?
IS ,LIFE4 ,WE >E F/ MOV'D 0.,PA9.1 &!
:OLE SU3E$+ ,C\RSE ( \R ,LIVES IS B "O
3T9U'D ,S]IES ( ,AC;N )A ,VIEW 6BE FRE$
F X4 ,Z FA/ Z WE H EXCLUD$ "O ,UNEASI;S
ANO!R APPE>S1 O!RWISE ! ,MO;N WD C1SE4
,IF A 3T9UAL ,WEI<T IS N APPLY'D1 !
,CLOCK W /OP4 ,& Z SOON Z ! ,AV5UES (
,UNEASI;S 6! ,S\L >E *OAK'D UP OR CUT
(F1 WE >E D1D1 WE ?9K & ACT NO M4
  ,,II4 .,? ,UNEASI;S1 :5"E FELT1
PRODUCES. ,DESIRE .6BE FRE$ F X1    #ajf
GRT 9 EXACT PROPOR;N 6! ,UNEASI;S4.
  ,?US IS .,UNEASI;S. ! F/ ,SPR+ &
,CAUSE ( ALL ,AC;N2 = TILL WE >E UNEASY
9 ,RE/1 WE C H NO ,DESIRE 6MOVE1 & )\T
,DESIRE ( MOV+ "! C 2 NO VOLUNT>Y ,MO;N4
,! ,EXP]I;E ( E ,MAN :O HAS OBS]V'D 8 [N
,AC;NS W EV9CE ! ,TRU? ( ?2 & ,I ?9K
NO?+ NE$ 2 SD 6PROVE T ! .,DESIRE. W 2
EQUAL 6! .,UNEASI;S.1 =! V ,?+ IMPLIES Z
M*3 ,X IS N .,UNEASI;S. UN.S WE DESIRE
6BE FRE$ F X1 NOR A GRT .,UNEASI;S. UN.S
! 3SEQU5T ,DESIRE IS GRT4
  ,I MI<T "H OBS]VE1 H[ NEC A ,?+ 9 !
,ORD] & ,DESIGN (! ,UNIV]SE ? .,PA9. OR
.,UNEASI;S. IS1 & H[ B1UTI;L 9 XS
,PLACE6 ,LET U B SUPPOSE X J N[ BANI%'D
! ,_W 5TIRELY1 & 3SID] ! ,3SEQU;E ( X3
,ALL ! ,ANIMAL ,CRE,N WD IMMLY /& /OCK
/1 EXACTLY 9 ! ,PO/URE !Y 7 9 ! ,MO;T
,UNEASI;S DE"P$2 N A ,LIMB1 N A ,F+] WD
H;E=? MOVE2 WE %D ALL 2 REDUC'D 6!
,3DI;N ( ,/ATUES1 DULL & UNACTIVE3 ,"H
,I %D 3T9UE 6SIT MO;N.S )! ,P5 9 MY ,H&
?US ------ & NEI L1VE MY ,S1T NOR WRITE
"O ,LR M4 ,? MAY APPE> ODD AT F/    #ajg
,VIEW1 B A LL ,3SID],N W MAKE X EVID5T2
= 'TIS IMPOSSI# 6ASSIGN ANY O!R ,CAUSE =
! VOLUNT>Y ,MO;N ( AN ,ANIMAL ?AN XS
.UNEASI;S. 9 ,RE/4 ,:AT A DI6]5T
,APPE>.E !N WD ! ,FACE ( ,NATURE MAKE1
)\T X6 ,H[ NEC IS X6 ,& H[ UNLIKELY T !
,9HABITANTS (! ,_W "E W]E1 OR T ! ,CRE-
ATOR "E DESIGN'D !Y %D BE1 EXEMPT F X6
  ,I WD LIKEWISE OBS]VE "H1 T ! ,,VIII?
,PROPOSI;N 9 ! PREC$+ ,SEC;N1 VIZ4 .,T
"! IS NEI ,M]IT NOR ,DEM]IT.1 @&C4 IS "H
AG DEMON/RAT$1 Z 9FALLIBLY1 ?O' 9 ANO!R
MANN]3 ,= S9CE .,FREEDOM F ,UNEASI;S. IS
! ,5D ( ALL \R ,AC;NS1 H[ IS X POSSI# =
U 6D ANY ,?+ 49T]E/$8 -- ,H[ C ANY ,AC;N
2 M]ITORI\S ( ,PRAISE OR ,4PRAISE1
,REW>D OR ,PUNI%;T1 :5 ! NATURAL
,PR9CIPLE ( .,SELF-,LOVE. IS ! ONLY &!
IRRESI/I# ,MOTIVE 6X8
  ,,III4 .,?. ,DESIRE .IS ALW FULFILL'D
OR SATISFY'D1.
  ,9 ! .,DESIGN. OR .,5D. ( X1 ?O' N 9 !
.,MANN].3 ,! F/ IS REQUISITE1 ! LATT] N4
,6EXEMPLIFY ?1 LET U MAKE A ,SUPPOSI;N2
,A ,P]SON IS 3F9'D 9 A ,H\SE :      #ajh
APPE>S 6BE 9 IMM95T ,DANG] ( ,FALL+1 ?1
Z SOON Z P]CEIV'D1 CR1TES A VIOL5T
.,UNEASI;S.1 & T 9/ANTLY PRODUCES AN
EQUAL /R;G .,DESIRE.1 ! .,5D. ( : IS
.FREEDOM F ! ,UNEASI;S.1 &! .,MANN]. OR
,WAY PROPOS'D 6GA9 ? .,5D.1 IS .6GET \ (
! ,H\SE4. ,N[ IF HE IS 3V9C'D 0ANY
,M1NS1 T HE IS MISTAK51 &! ,H\SE IS N
LIKELY 6FALL1 HE IS IMMLY FRE$ F 8
.,UNEASI;S.1 &! .,5D. ( 8 ,DESIRE IS
ATTA9'D Z WELL Z IF X _H BE5 9 !
.,MANN]. DESIR'D1 VIZ4 .L1V+ ! ,H\SE4.
  ,ALL \R DI6]5T ,DESIRES & ,PAS.NS PRO-
CE$ F & >E REDUCI# 6? "O ,PO9T1
.,UNEASI;S.1 ?O' ! ,M1NS WE PROPOSE TO
\RVS = EXPELL+ ( X >E 9F9ITE4 ,"O
PROPOSES .,FAME.1 ANO!R .,W1L?.1 A ?IRD
.,P[].1 @&C4 Z ! ,M1NS 6GA9 ? .,5D.2 B
?O' ^! >E N"E ATTA9'D1 IF ! ,UNEASI;S 2
REMOV'D 0"S O!R ,M1NS1 ! .,DESIRE. IS
SATISFY'D4 ,N[ DUR+ ! ,C\RSE ( ,LIFE WE
>E \RVS 3T9U,Y REMOV+ SU3ESSIVE
,UNEASI;SES Z !Y >ISE1 &! .LA/. WE SU6]
IS REMOV'D 0! .SWEET ,SLEEP. ( ,D1?4
  ,,IV4 .,! FULFILL+ OR             #aji
,SATISFAC;N ( ?. ,DESIRE1 .PRODUCES !
,S5S,N (. ,PL1SURE1 .GRT OR SMALL 9 EX-
ACT PROPOR;N 6!. ,DESIRE4
  .,PL1SURE. IS T ,SATISFAC;N : >ISES 9
! ,M9D ^U1 & IS CAUS'D BY1 ! A3OMPLI%;T
( \R .,DESIRES.1 & 0NO O!R ,M1NS AT ALL2
& ^? ,DESIRES 2+ ABV %EWN 6BE CAUS'D 0\R
.,PA9S. OR .,UNEASI;SES.1 X FOLL[S T
.,PL1SURE. IS :OLLY CAUS'D 0.,PA9.1 & BY
NO O!R ,?+ AT ALL4
  ,V4 .,"!=E ! ,S5S,N (. ,PL1SURE .IS
EQUAL1 OR 9 EXACT PROPOR;N 6! ,S5S,N (.
,PA94
  ,Z ! .,DESIRE. ( 2+ FRE$ F ,UNEASI;S
IS EQUAL 6! .,UNEASI;S.1 &! .,PL1SURE. (
SATISFY+ T ,DESIRE EQUAL 6! .,DESIRE.1 !
.,PL1SURE. "!BY PRODUC'D M/ NECESS>ILY 2
EQUAL 6! .,UNEASI;S. OR .,PA9. : PRO-
DUCES X3 ,( ?REE ,L9ES1 .,A.1 .,B.1 &
.,C.1 IF .,A. IS EQUAL 6.,B.1 & .,B. TO
.,C.1 .,C. M/ 2 EQUAL 6.,A4. ,& Z \R
.,UNEASI;SES. >E ALW REMOV'D 0"S ,M1NS
OR O!R1 X FOLL[S T .,PL1SURE. & .,PA9.
>E 9 _! ,NATURE 9SEP>A#3 ,S _M ,DEGREES
Z "O ,SCALE (! ,BALL.E DESC5DS1 S   #aaj
_M EXACTLY ! O!R ASC5DS2 & "O _C RISE OR
FALL )\T ! ,FALL OR ,RISE (! O!R3 ',TIS
IMPOSSI# 6TA/E ( .,PL1SURE.1 )\T FEEL+
XS PREC$+ PROPOR;NATE .,PA9.2 OR 6BE
S5SI# ( .,PA9.1 )\T HAV+ XS NEC ,3SEQU5T
.,PL1SURE.3 ,! .HI<E/ ,PL1SURE. IS ONLY
,3SCI\S;S ( ,FREEDOM F ! .DEEPE/ ,PA9.1
& ,PA9 IS N ,PA9 6U UN.S WE \RVS >E
S5SI# ( X4 ,!Y G ,H& 9 ,H&2 !Y _C 2 DI-
VID$4
  ,Y H A ,VIEW (! :OLE ,>GU;T 9 A FEW
FAMILI> ,EXAMPLES3 ,! .,PA9. ( ,AB/9;E F
,FOOD1 Z X IS GRT] OR LESS1 PRODUCES A
GRT] OR LESS .,DESIRE. ( ,EAT+1 !
,A3OMPLI%;T ( ? .,DESIRE. PRODUCES A
GRT] OR LESS .,PL1SURE. PROPOR;NATE 6X4
,! .,PA9. ( ,3F9E;T CAUSES ! .,DESIRE. (
,LIB]TY1 : A3OMPLI%'D1 YIELDS A
.,PL1SURE. EQUAL 6T .,PA9. ( ,3F9E;T4 ,!
.,PA9. ( ,LAB\R & ,FATIGUE CAUSES !
.,PL1SURE. ( ,RE/1 EQUAL 6T .,PA94. ,!
.,PA9. ( ,ABS;E F ,FRS1 PRODUCES !
.,PL1SURE. ( ,MEET+ 9 EXACT PROPOR;N4
.@&C4.
  ,? IS ! .FIXT ,NATURE. (          #aaa
,PL1SURE & ,PA91 & W ALW 2 F.D 6BE S 0^?
:O EXAM9E X4
  ,"O (! MO/ -MON ,>GU;TS =! FUTURE
,EXI/;E (! ,S\L1 IS TAK5 F ! G5],Y
SUPPOS'D ,9EQUAL;Y ( ,PA9 & ,PL1SURE 9 !
PRES5T2 & ?1 NOT)/&+ ! ,DI6ICULTY 0\TW>D
,APPE>.ES 6MAKE A ,JUDG;T ( ANO!R'S
,HAPPI;S1 HAS BE5 LOOK'D ^U Z ALM
UNANSW]A#3 B S9CE .,PA9. NATUR,Y &
9FALLIBLY PRODUCES A .,PL1SURE. 9 PRO-
POR;N 6X1 E 9DIVIDUAL ,CR1TURE M/1 9 ANY
,/ATE ( .,LIFE.1 H AN EQUAL ,QUANT;Y (
EA*1 S T "! IS N1 ON T ,A3.T1 ANY ,O3A.N
=A FUTURE ,ADJU/;T4
  ,?US >E ALL ! ,"WS (! ,CR1TOR .EQU,Y.
U'D 0HM2 ,& NO ,3DI;N ( ,LIFE OR ,2+ IS
9 XF BETT] OR PREF]A# 6ANO!R3 ,! ,MON>*
IS N M HAPPY ?AN ! ,SLAVE1 NOR ! ,BE7> M
MIS]A# ?AN .,CROESUS4. ,SUPPOSE .,A.1
.,B.1 & .,C.1 ?REE 4T9CT ,2+S2 .,A. &
.,B.1 ANIMATE1 CAPA# ( .,PL1SURE. &
.,PA9.1 .,C. AN 9ANIMATE ,PIECE (
,MATT]1 9S5SI# ( EI4 .,A. RCVS T5
,DEGREES ( .,PA9.1 : >E NECESS>ILY
SU3E$$ 0T5 ,DEGREES ( .,PL1SURE.3   #aab
.,B. RCVS FIFTE5 ( .,PA9.1 &! 3SEQU5T
EQUAL ,NUMB] ( .,PL1SURE.3 .,C. ALL !
:ILE LIES UNCONC]N'D1 & Z HE HAS N
SU6]'D ! =M]1 HAS NO "R 6! LATT]4 ,:AT C
2 M EQUAL & J ?AN ?8 ,:5 ! ,A3.TS -E 6BE
ADJU/$1 .,A. HAS NO ,R1SON 6-PLA9 T 8
,POR;N ( .,PL1SURE. 0 FIVE ,DEGREES LESS
?AN T ( .,B.1 = 8 ,POR;N ( .,PA9. 0 FIVE
,DEGREES LESS LIKEWISE3 ,NOR HAS .,B.
ANY ,R1SON 6BOA/ T 8 .,PL1SURE. 0 FIVE
,DEGREES GRT] ?AN T ( .,A.1 = 8 .,PA9. 0
PROPOR;NATE3 ,!Y >E !N BO? ON ! SAME
,FOOT ) .,C.1 T IS1 !Y >E NEI ,GA9]S NOR
,LOS]S4
  ,X W POSSIBLY 2 OBJECT$ "H1 T EV5 -MON
,EXP]I;E %EWS U1 "! IS N 9 ,FACT ?
,EQUAL;Y3 8,"S WE SEE HE>TY1 BRISK &
*E>;L P]PETU,Y1 :ILE O!RS >E 3/ANTLY
BURD5'D )A H1VY ,LOAD ( ,MALADIES &
,MIS=TUNES1 REMA9+ = ,YE>S P]H 9
,POV]TY1 ,4GRACE1 OR ,PA91 & DIE AT LA/
)\T ANY ,APPE>.E ( ,RECOMP;E40 ,N[ ?O'
'TIS N NEC1 :5 A ,PROPOSI;N IS DEMON-
/RAT$ 6BE A G5]AL ,TRU?1 6%EW 9 :AT MAN-
N] X AGREES )! "PICUL> ,CIRCUM/.ES  #aac
( ,P]SONS1 & 9DE$ "\ N 6BE REQUIR'D2
YET1 Z ? IS A -MON ,OBJEC;N1 "S ,NOTICE
MAY 2 TAK5 ( X3 ,& "H LET X 2 OBS]V'D1 T
WE _C 2 PROP] ,JUDGES (! GD OR BAD
,=TUNE ( ,O!RS2 WE >E APT 6IMAG9E1 T :AT
WD GIVE U A GRT ,UNEASI;S OR A GRT
,SATISFAC;N1 HAS ! SAME ,E6ECT ^U O!RS3
WE ?9K1 = ,9/.E1 ^? UNHAPPY1 :O M/ DEP5D
^U ,*>;Y =A M1N ,SUBSI/;E1 :O G 9 ,RAGS1
F>E H>DLY1 & >E DESPIS'D & SCORN'D 0ALL2
N 3SID]+ T ,CU/OM R5D]S ALL ^! ,?+S
EASY1 FAMILI>1 & EV5 PL1SANT4 ,:5 WE SEE
,RI*ES1 ,GR&EUR &A *E>;L ,C.T5.E1 WE
EASILY IMAG9E ,HAPPI;S A3OMPANIES !M1 :5
(T5"TS 'TIS Q O!RWISE3 ,NOR IS A 3/ANTLY
SORR[;L ,LOOK1 ATT5D$ ) 3T9UAL ,-PLA9TS1
AN 9FALLI# ,9DIC,N ( ,UNHAPPI;S4 ,9
%ORT1 WE C JUDGE 0NO?+ B ,APPE>.ES1 & !Y
>E V APT 6DCV U4 ,"S PUT ON A GAY *E>;L
,\TSIDE1 & APPE> 6! ,_W P]FECTLY AT
,EASE1 ?O' EV5 !N1 "S 9W>D ,/+1 "S
SECRET ,PA9 IMBITT]S ALL _! ,JOYS1 &
MAKES ! ,BALL.E EV53 ,O!RS APPE> 3T9U,Y
DEJECT$ & FULL ( ,SORR[2 B EV5 ,GRIEF XF
IS "S"TS .PL1SANT.1 & ,TE>S >E N    #aad
ALW )\T _! ,SWEET;S3 ,2SS1 ,"S TAKE A
,SATISFAC;N 9 2+ ?"\ UNHAPPY1 7Z O!RS
TAKE A ,PRIDE 9 2+ ?"\ HUM#17 ^! W PA9T
_! ,MIS=TUNES 6O!RS 9 ! /R;GE/ ,COL\RS1
& L1VE NO ,M1NS UNUS'D 6MAKE Y ?9K !M
?OR\<LY MIS]A#2 S GRT A .,PL1SURE. X IS
6!M .6BE PITI$.2 ,O!RS RETA9 ! ,=M & \T-
SIDE ,%EW ( ,SORR[1 L;G AF ! ,?+ XF1 )
XS ,CAUSE1 IS REMOV'D F ! ,M9D2 X IS A
,HABIT !Y H ACQUIR'D & _C L1VE4 ,^!1 )
_M O!RS T MI<T 2 GIV51 >E ,R1SONS :Y WE
_C MAKE A TRUE ,E/IMATE (! .,EQUAL;Y. (!
,HAPPI;S & ,UNHAPPI;S ( O!RS2 & UN.S WE
CD1 ,MATT] ( ,FACT _C 2 OPPOS$ 6? ,HY-
PO!SIS4 ,9DE$1 WE >E "S"TS APT 6?9K1 T !
,UNEASI;SES WE \RVS H _H1 \TWEI< \R
,PL1SURES2 B ! ,R1SON IS ?1 ! ,M9D TAKES
NO ,A3.T (! LATT]1 !Y SLIP AWAY UN-
REM>K'D1 :5 ! =M] L1VE M LA/+ ,IMPRES.NS
ON ! ,MEMORY4 ,B SUPPOSE WE PASS ! GRTE/
"P ( ,LIFE 9 ,PA9 & ,SORR[1 SUPPOSE WE
DIE 0,TOR;TS & .?9K NO M.1 'TIS NO
,DIM9U;N 6! ,TRU? ( :AT IS "H ADVANC'D2
=! .,PA9.1 ?O' EXQUISITE1 IS N S 6!
.LA/. ,MO;TS ( ,LIFE1 ! ,S5SES >E   #aae
SOON 2NUMM'D1 & R5D]'D 9CAPA# (
TRANSMITT+ X S %>PLY 6! ,S\L Z AT F/2
,%E P]CVS X _C HOLD L;G1 & 'TIS AN
.EXQUISITE ,PL1SURE. 62HOLD ! IMM
,APPROA*ES ( ,RE/4 ,? MAKES AN ,EQUIVA-
L5T ?O' ,ANNIHIL,N %D FOLL[3 ,=! ,QUAN-
T;Y ( .,PL1SURE. & .,PA9. IS N 6BE
M1SUR'D 0XS ,DUR,N1 ANY M ?AN ! ,QUANT;Y
( ,MATT] 0XS ,EXT5.N2 & Z "O CUBIC ,9*
MAY 2 MADE 63TA91 0,3D5S,N1 Z M* ,MATT]
Z WD FILL T5 ?\S& CUBIC ,FEET1 2+ M EX-
P&$1 S "O S+LE ,MO;T ( .,PL1SURE. MAY
\TWEI< & -P5SATE AN ,AGE ( .,PA94.
  ,X 0 [+ 6_! ,IGNOR.E (! ,NATURE (
,PL1SURE & ,PA9 T ! ,ANTI5T ,H1!NS
2LIEV'D ! IDLE ,FA# ( _! .,ELIZIUM.1 T
,/ATE ( UN9T]RUPT$ ,EASE & ,HAPPI;S6 ,!
,?+ IS 9TIRELY IMPOSSI# 9 ,NATURE6 ,>E N
! ,PL1SURES (! ,SPR+ MADE S* 0!
,4AGREEA#;S (! ,W9T]8 ,IS N ! ,PL1SURE (
FAIR ,W1!R [+ 6! ,UNPL1SANT;S ( F\L8
,C]TA9LY4 ,7 X !N ALW ,SPR+1 7 ! ,FIELDS
ALW GRE5 & FL\RI%+1 &! ,W1!R 3/ANTLY
S]5E & FAIR1 ! ,PL1SURE WD PALL & DIE ^U
\R ,H&S2 X WD C1SE 6BE ,PL1SURE TO  #aaf
U1 :5 X IS N U%]'D 9 0,UNEASI;S4 ,CD !
,PHILOSOPH] VISIT1 9 R1L;Y1 E ,/> &
,PLANET ) Z M* ,EASE & ,SWIFT;S Z HE C
N[ VISIT _! ,ID1S1 & PASS F "O 6ANO!R (
!M 9 ! ,IMAG9,N2 X WD 2 A .,PL1SURE. ,,I
GRANT2 B X WD 2 ONLY 9 PROPOR;N 6!
.,DESIRE. ( A3OMPLI%+ X1 & T WD 2 NO
GRT] ?AN ! .,UNEASI;S. SU6]'D 9 ! ,WANT
( X4 ,! ,A3OMPLI%;T (A L;G & DI6ICULT
,J\RNEY YIELDS A GRT .,PL1SURE.2 B IF WE
CD TAKE A ,TRIP 6! ,MOON & BACK AG1 Z
FREQU5TLY &) Z M* ,EASE Z WE C G & -E F
,M>KET1 ! ,SATISFAC;N WD 2 J ! SAME4
  ,! .,IMMAT]IAL;Y. (! ,S\L HAS BE5 FRE-
QU5TLY MADE USE ( Z AN ,>GU;T = XS
.,IMMORTAL;Y.2 B LET U 3SID]1 T ?O' X %D
2 ALL['D 6BE IMMAT]IAL1 & 3SEQU5TLY XS
,"PS 9CAPA# ( ,SEP>,N OR ,DE/RUC;N 0ANY
,?+ MAT]IAL1 YET 0,EXP]I;E WE F9D1 T X
IS N 9CAPA# ( ,CESS,N ( .,?"\.1 : IS XS
,AC;N4 ,:5 ! ,BODY IS B A LL 9DISPOS'D X
HAS AN EVID5T ,E6ECT ^U ! ,M9D2 &A "R
,4POSI;N (! ,ORGANS IS REQUISITE 6A "R
,MANN] ( ,?9K+4 ,9 A S.D ,SLEEP "S"TS1
OR 9 A ,SWOON1 WE C1SE 6?9K AT      #aag
ALL2 ?O' ! ,S\L IS N "!=E !N ANNIHILAT$1
B .EXI/S. ALL ! :ILE ?O' X DOES N .ACT.2
& MAY N ? PROBABLY 2 ! ,CASE AF ,D1?8
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