,A ,*RI/MAS ,C>OL
#A 9 \R S]IES 0,*>LES ,DICK5S

,TRANSLAT$ 96,GRADE #B ,BRL
,BY
,LISA ,HALL
,SAN ,ANTONIO1 ,TEXAS

    ,A ,,*RI/MAS ,,C>OL

0,*>LES ,DICK5S

,I H 5D1V\R$ 9 ? ,<O/LY LL BOOK1
6RAISE ! ,<O/ ( AN ,IDEA1 : % N PUT MY
R1D]S \ ( HUM\R ) !MVS1 ) EA* O!R1
)! S1SON1 OR ) ME4 ,MAY X HAUNT _! H\SES
PL1SANTLY1 & NO "O WI% 6LAY X4

,_! FAI?;L ,FR & ,S]VANT1
,C4 ,D4
,DECEMB]1 #AHDC4

,/AVE #A3 ,M>LEY'S ,<O/


,M>LEY 0 D1D3 62G9 )4 ,"! IS NO D\BT
:AT"E AB T4 ,! REGI/] ( 8 BURIAL 0
SIGN$ 0! CL]GYMAN1 ! CL]K1 ! "UTAK]1
&! *IEF M\RN]4 ,SCROOGE SIGN$ X4 ,&
,SCROOGE'S "N 0 GD ^U ',*ANGE1 = ANY?+
  HE
*OSE 6PUT 8 H& TO4

  ,OLD ,M>LEY 0 Z D1D Z A DOOR-NAIL4
  ,M9D6 ,I DON'T M1N 6SAY T ,I "K1 ( MY
[N K1 :AT "! IS "PICUL>LY D1D AB A DOOR-
NAIL4 ,I MI<T H BE5 9CL9$1 MYF1 6REG>D A
C(F9-NAIL Z ! D1DE/ PIECE ( IRONM;G]Y 9
! TRADE4 ,B ! WISDOM ( \R ANCE/ORS IS 9
! SIMILE2 & MY UNHALL[$ H&S % N 4TURB X1
OR ! ,C.TRY'S D"O =4 ,Y W "!=E P]MIT ME
6REP1T1 EMPHATIC,Y1 T ,M>LEY 0 Z D1D Z A
DOOR-NAIL4
  ,SCROOGE KNEW HE 0 D1D8 ,( C\RSE HE
DID4 ,H[ CD X 2 O!RWISE8 ,SCROOGE & HE 7
"PN]S = ,I DON'T "K H[ _M YE>S4 ,SCROOGE
0 8 SOLE EXECUTOR1 8 SOLE ADM9I/RATOR1 8
SOLE ASSIGN1 8 SOLE RESIDU>Y LEGATEE1 8
SOLE FR1 & SOLE M\RN]4 ,& EV5 ,SCROOGE 0
N S DR1D;LLY CUT UP 0! SAD EV5T1 B T HE
0 AN EXCELL5T MAN ( BUSI;S ON ! V "D (!
FUN]AL1 & SOLEMNIS$ X ) AN UND\BT$
B>GA94 ,! M5;N ( ,M>LEY'S FUN]AL BR+S ME
BACK 6! PO9T ,I />T$ F4 ,"! IS NO D\BT T
,M>LEY 0 D1D4 ,? M/ 2 4T9CTLY "U/OOD1 OR
NO?+ WOND];L C -E (! /ORY ,I AM GO+
6RELATE4 ,IF WE 7 N P]FECTLY 3V9C$ T
,HAMLET'S ,"F DI$ 2F ! PLAY 2GAN1 "! WD
2 NO?+ M REM>KA# 9 8 TAK+ A /ROLL AT
NI<T1 9 AN EA/]LY W9D1 ^U 8 [N RAM"PS1
?AN "! WD 2 9 ANY O!R MI4LE-AG$ G5TLEMAN
RA%LY TURN+ \ AF D>K 9 A BREEZY SPOT --
SAY ,SA9T ,PAUL'S ,*UR*Y>D = 9/.E
--LIT],Y 6A/ONI% 8 SON'S W1K M9D4

,SCROOGE N"E PA9T$ \ ,OLD ,M>LEY'S "N4
,"! X /OOD1 YE>S AFWS1 ABV ! W>EH\SE
DOOR3 ,SCROOGE & ,M>LEY4 ,! FIRM 0 "KN Z
,SCROOGE & ,M>LEY4 ,"S"TS P NEW 6!
BUSI;S CALL$ ,SCROOGE ,SCROOGE1 & "S"TS
  ,M>LEY1
B HE ANSW]$ 6BO? "NS4 ,X 0 ALL !
SAME 6HM4

  ,OH6 ,B HE 0 A TI<T-FI/$ H& AT ! GR9D-
/"O1 ,SCROOGE6 A SQUEEZ+1 WR5*+1 GRASP+1
SCRAP+1 CLUT*+1 COVET\S1 OLD S9N]6 ,H>D
& %>P Z FL9T1 F : NO /EEL _H "E /RUCK \
G5]\S FIRE2 SECRET1 & SELF-3TA9$1 &
SOLIT>Y Z AN OY/]4 ,! COLD )9 HM FROZE 8
OLD F1TURES1 NIPP$ 8 PO9T$ NOSE1
%RIVELL$ 8 *EEK1 /I65$ 8 GAIT2 MADE 8
EYES R$1 8 ?9 LIPS BLUE2 & SPOKE \
%REWDLY 9 8 GRAT+ VOICE4 ,A FRO/Y RIME 0
ON 8 H1D1 & ON 8 EYEBR[S1 & 8 WIRY *94
,HE C>RI$ 8 [N L[ TEMP]ATURE ALW AB )
HM2 HE IC$ 8 (FICE 9 ! DOG"DS2 & DIDN'T
?AW X "O DEGREE AT ,*RI/MAS4

,EXT]NAL H1T & COLD _H LL 9FLU;E ON










,SCROOGE4 ,NO W>M? CD W>M1 NO W9TRY W1!R
*ILL HM4 ,NO W9D T BLEW 0 BITT]] ?AN HE1
NO FALL+ SN[ 0 M 9T5T ^U XS PURPOSE1 NO
PELT+ RA9 LESS OP5 65TR1TY4 ,F\L W1!R
  DIDN'T
"K ": 6H HM4 ,! H1VIE/ RA91 &
SN[1 & HAIL1 & SLEET1 CD BOA/ (!
  ADVANTAGE
OV] HM 9 ONLY "O RESPECT4 ,!Y (T5 ,8CAME
  D[N'
H&"SLY1 & ,SCROOGE N"E DID4














,NOBODY "E /OPP$ HM 9 ! /REET 6SAY1 )
GLAD"S LOOKS1 ,8,MY DE> ,SCROOGE1 H[ >E
  Y8
,:5 W Y -E 6SEE ME8' ,NO BE7>S IMPLOR$
HM 62/[ A TRIFLE1 NO *N ASK$ HM
:AT X 0 O'C1 NO MAN OR WOMAN "E ONCE 9
  ALL
8 LIFE 9QUIR$ ! WAY 6S* & S* A PLACE1 (
,SCROOGE4 ,EV5 ! BL M5'S DOGS APPE>$ TO
"K HM2 & :5 !Y SAW HM -+ ON1 WD
TUG _! [N]S 96DOORWAYS & UP C\RTS2 &
!N WD WAG _! TAILS Z ?\< !Y SD1 ,8,NO
EYE AT ALL IS BETT] ?AN AN EVIL EYE1 D>K
  MA/]6'

  ,B :AT DID ,SCROOGE C>E6 ,X 0 ! V ?+
HE LIK$4 ,6$GE 8 WAY AL;G ! CR[D$ PA?S (
LIFE1 W>N+ ALL HUMAN SYMPA?Y 6KEEP XS
4T.E1 0 :AT ! "K+ "OS CALL ,8NUTS'
6,SCROOGE4
  ,ONCE ^U A "T -- ( ALL ! GD "DS 9 !
YE>1 ON ,*RI/MAS ,EVE -- OLD ,SCROOGE
SAT BUSY 9 8 C.T+-H\SE4 ,X 0 COLD1 BL1K1
BIT+ W1!R3 FO7Y )AL3 & HE CD HE> ! P 9 !
C\RT \TSIDE1 G :EEZ+ UP & D[N1 B1T+ _!
H&S ^U _! BR1/S1 & /AMP+ _! FEET ^U !
PAVE;T /"OS 6W>M !M4 ,! C;Y CLOCKS _H
ONLY J G"O ?REE1 B X 0 Q D>K ALR --X _H
N BE5 LI<T ALL "D -- & C&LES 7 FL>+ 9 !
W9D[S (! NEI<B\R+ (FICES1 L RU4Y SME>S
^U ! PALPA# BR[N AIR4 ,! FOG CAME P\R+ 9
AT E *9K & KEYHOLE1 & 0 S D5SE )\T1 T
AL? ! C\RT 0 (! N>R[E/1 ! H\SES OPPOSITE
7 M]E PHANTOMS4 ,6SEE ! D+Y CL\D -E
DROOP+ D[N1 OBSCUR+ "EY?+1 "O MI<T H ?"\
T ,NATURE LIV$ H>D BY1 & 0 BREW+ ON A
L>GE SCALE4













,! DOOR ( ,SCROOGE'S C.T+-H\SE 0 OP5
T HE MI<T KEEP 8 EYE ^U 8 CL]K1 :O 9 A
4MAL LL CELL 2Y1 A SORT ( TANK1 0 COPY+
LRS4 ,SCROOGE _H A V SMALL FIRE1 B !
  CL]K'S
FIRE 0 S V M* SMALL] T X LOOK$ L "O
COAL4 ,B HE CDN'T REPL5I% X1 = ,SCROOGE
  KEPT
! COAL-BOX 9 8 [N ROOM2 & S SURELY Z !
CL]K CAME 9 )! %OVEL1 ! MA/] PREDICT$
T X WD 2 NEC = !M 6"P4 ,":=E
! CL]K PUT ON 8 :ITE -=T]1 & TRI$ TO
W>M HMF AT ! C&LE2 9 : EF=T1 N 2+
A MAN (A /R;G IMAG9,N1 HE FAIL$4

,8,A M]RY ,*RI/MAS1 UNCLE6 ,GOD SAVE Y6'
  CRI$
A *E];L VOICE4 ,X 0 ! VOICE ( ,SCROOGE'S
NEPHEW1 :O CAME ^U HM S QKLY T ? 0
! F/ 9TIM,N HE _H ( 8 APPROA*4

,8,BAH6' SD ,SCROOGE1 ,8,HUMBUG6'



,HE _H S H1T$ HMF ) RAPID WALK+ 9 !
FOG & FRO/1 ? NEPHEW ( ,SCROOGE'S1 T HE
  0
ALL 9 A GL[2 8 FACE 0 RU4Y & H&"S2 8
EYES SP>KL$1 & 8 BR1? SMOK$ AG4
,8,*RI/MAS A HUMBUG1 UNCLE6' SD
  ,SCROOGE'S
NEPHEW4 ,8,Y DON'T M1N T1 ,I AM SURE8'

,8,I D1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,M]RY ,*RI/MAS6
  ,:AT
"R H Y 6BE M]RY8 ,:AT R1SON H Y
6BE M]RY8 ,Y'RE POOR 5\<4'

,8,-E1 !N1' RETURN$ ! NEPHEW GAILY4
  ,8,:AT
"R H Y 6BE 4MAL8 ,:AT R1SON H Y
6BE MOROSE8 ,Y'RE RI* 5\<4'

,SCROOGE HAV+ NO BETT] ANSW] R1DY ON !
  SPUR
(! MO;T1 SD ,8,BAH6' AG2 & FOLL[$ X UP
) ,8,HUMBUG4'

  ,8,DON'T 2 CROSS1 UNCLE6' SD ! NEPHEW4
,8,:AT ELSE C ,I BE1' RETURN$ ! UNCLE1
  ,8:5 ,I
LIVE 9 S* A _W ( FOOLS Z ?8 ,M]RY
  ,*RI/MAS6
,\ ^U M]RY ,*RI/MAS6 ,:AT'S ,*RI/MAS
"T 6Y B A "T = PAY+ BILLS )\T
M"OY2 A "T = F9D+ YRF A YE> OLD]1 B
N AN H\R RI*]2 A "T = BALANC+ YR BOOKS
& HAV+ E ITEM 9 ,8EM "? A R.D DOZ5
( MON?S PRES5T$ D1D AG/ Y8 ,IF ,I CD
"W MY W10' SD ,SCROOGE 9DIGNANTLY1 ,8E
  IDIOT
:O GOES AB ) 8,M]RY ,*RI/MAS0 ON 8 LIPS1
%D 2 BOIL$ ) 8 [N PU4+1 & BURI$
)A /AKE ( HOLLY "? 8 HE>T4 ,HE %D6'

  ,8,UNCLE6' PL1D$ ! NEPHEW4

,8,NEPHEW6' RETURN$ ! UNCLE /]NLY1
  ,8KEEP ,*RI/MAS
9 YR [N WAY1 & LET ME KEEP X 9 M9E4'

,8,KEEP X6' REP1T$ ,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW4
  ,8,B Y
DON'T KEEP X4'
,8,LET ME L1VE X AL"O1 !N1' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,M*
GD MAY X D Y6 ,M* GD X HAS "E D"O
Y6'

  ,8,"! >E _M ?+S F : ,I MI<T H DERIV$
GD1 0: ,I H N PR(IT$1 ,I D>E SAY1'
RETURN$ ! NEPHEW4 ,8,*RI/MAS AM;G ! RE/4
,B ,I AM SURE ,I H ALW ?"\ ( ,*RI/MAS
"T1 :5 X HAS -E R.D -- A"P F ! V5],N DUE
6XS SACR$ "N & ORIG91 IF ANY?+ 2L;G+ 6X
C 2 A"P F T -- Z A GD "T2 A K9D1 =GIV+1
*>ITA#1 PL1SANT "T3 ! ONLY "T ,I "K (1 9
! L;G CAL5D> (! YE>1 :5 M5 & WOM5 SEEM
0"O 3S5T 6OP5 _! %UT-UP HE>TS FREELY1 &
6?9K ( P 2L !M Z IF !Y RE,Y 7 FELL[-
PASS5G]S 6! GRAVE1 & N ANO!R RACE (
CR1TURES B.D ON O!R J\RNEYS4 ,& "!=E1
UNCLE1 ?\< X HAS N"E PUT A SCRAP ( GOLD
OR SILV] 9 MY POCKET1 ,I 2LIEVE T X HAS
D"O ME GD1 & W D ME GD2 & ,I SAY1 ,GOD
B.S X6'
  ,! CL]K 9 ! ,TANK 9VOLUNT>ILY
APPLAUD$4 ,2COM+ IMMLY S5SI# (!
IMPROPRIETY1 HE POK$ ! FIRE1 & EXT+UI%$
! LA/ FRAIL SP>K = "E4

,8,LET ME HE> ANO!R S.D F Y1' SD
,SCROOGE1 ,8& Y'LL KEEP YR ,*RI/MAS
  0LOS+
YR SITU,N6 ,Y'RE Q A P[];L SP1K]1
SIR1' HE A4$1 TURN+ 6HIS NEPHEW4 ,8,I
  WOND] Y
DON'T G 96,P>LIA;T4'

,8,DON'T 2 ANGRY1 UNCLE4 ,-E6 ,D9E ) U
  TM4'

  ,SCROOGE SD T HE WD SEE HM -- YES1
9DE$ HE DID4 ,HE W5T ! :OLE L5G? (!
EXPRES.N1 & SD T HE WD SEE HM 9 T
EXTREM;Y F/4

,8,B :Y8' CRI$ ,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW4
  ,8,:Y8'

  ,8,:Y DID Y GET M>RI$8' SD ,SCROOGE4

,8,2C ,I FELL 9 LOVE4'

  ,8,2C Y FELL 9 LOVE6' GR[L$ ,SCROOGE1
Z IF T 7 ! ONLY "O ?+ 9 ! _W M RIDICUL\S
?AN A M]RY ,*RI/MAS4 ,8,GD AFN6'

,8,NAY1 UNCLE1 B Y N"E CAME 6SEE ME 2F
T HAPP5$4 ,:Y GIVE X Z A R1SON = N
-+ N[8'

  ,8,GD AFN1' SD ,SCROOGE4

,8,I WANT NO?+ F Y2 ,I ASK NO?+ ( Y2
:Y _C WE 2 FRS8'

  ,8,GD AFN1' SD ,SCROOGE4

,8,I AM SORRY1 ) ALL MY HE>T1 6F9D Y S
RESOLUTE4 ,WE H N"E _H ANY QU>REL1 6: ,I
H BE5 A "PY4 ,B ,I H MADE ! TRIAL 9
HOMAGE 6,*RI/MAS1 & ,I'LL KEEP MY
  ,*RI/MAS
HUM\R 6! LA/4 ,S ,A ,M]RY ,*RI/MAS1
  UNCLE6'

  ,8,GD AFN1' SD ,SCROOGE4

,8,& ,A ,HAPPY ,NEW ,YE>6'

  ,8,GD AFN1' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8 NEPHEW LEFT ! ROOM )\T AN ANGRY ^W1
NOT)/&+4 ,HE /OPP$ AT ! \T] DOOR 62/[ !
GREET+S (! S1SON ON ! CL]K1 :O COLD Z HE
WAS1 0 W>M] ?AN ,SCROOGE2 = HE RETURN$
!M CORDI,Y4

,8,"!'S ANO!R FELL[1' MUTT]$ ,SCROOGE2
  :O
OV]HE>D HM3 ,8MY CL]K1 ) FIFTE5 %ILL+S A
WEEK1 &A WIFE & FAMILY1 TALK+ AB A M]RY
,*RI/MAS4 ,I'LL RETIRE 6,B$LAM4'

,? LUNATIC1 9 LETT+ ,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW \1
  _H
LET TWO O!R P IN4 ,!Y 7 PORTLY G5TLEM51
PL1SANT 62HOLD1 & N[ /OOD1 ) _! HATS (F1
9 ,SCROOGE'S (FICE4 ,!Y _H BOOKS & PAP]S
  9
_! H&S1 & B[$ 6HM4



,8,SCROOGE & ,M>LEY'S1 ,I 2LIEVE1' SD "O
  (!
G5TLEM51 REF]R+ 6HIS LI/4 ,8,H ,I !
  PL1SURE
( A4RESS+ ,MR4 ,SCROOGE1 OR ,MR4
  ,M>LEY8'

,8,MR4 ,M>LEY HAS BE5 D1D ^! SEV5 YE>S1'

,SCROOGE REPLI$4 ,8,HE DI$ SEV5 YE>S
  AGO1 ? V
NI<T4'

  ,8,WE H NO D\BT 8 LIB]AL;Y IS WELL
REPRES5T$ 0HIS SURVIV+ "PN]1' SD !
G5TLEMAN1 PRES5T+ 8 CR$5TIALS4

,X C]TA9LY WAS2 = !Y _H BE5 TWO K9DR$
_SS4 ,AT ! OM9\S ^W ,8LIB]AL;Y1'
  ,SCROOGE
FR[N$1 & %OOK 8 H1D1 & H&$ ! CR$5TIALS
BACK4



,8,AT ? FE/IVE S1SON (! YE>1 ,MR4
  ,SCROOGE1'
SD ! G5TLEMAN1 TAK+ UP A P51 ,8X IS M
  ?AN
USU,Y DESIRA# T WE %D MAKE "S SLI<T
PROVI.N =! ,POOR & ,DE/ITUTE1 :O SU6]
GRTLY AT ! PRES5T "T4 ,_M ?\S&S >E 9
WANT ( -MON NECESS>IES2 HUNDR$S ( ?\S&S
>E 9 WANT ( -MON -=TS1 SIR4'

  ,8,>E "! NO PRISONS8' ASK$ ,SCROOGE4

,8,PL5TY ( PRISONS1' SD ! G5TLEMAN1 LAY+
  D[N
! P5 AG4

,8,&! ,UNION "WH\SES8' DEM&$ ,SCROOGE4
,8,>E !Y / 9 OP],N8'

,8,!Y >E4 ,/1' RETURN$ ! G5TLEMAN1 ,8,I
  WI%
,I CD SAY !Y 7 N4'



,8,! ,TR1DMILL &! ,POOR ,LAW >E 9 FULL
  VIG\R1
!N8' SD ,SCROOGE4

,8,BO? V BUSY1 SIR4'

,8,OH6 ,I 0 AFRAID1 F :AT Y SD AT F/1
T "S?+ _H O3URR$ 6/OP !M 9 _!
USE;L C\RSE1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,I'M V GLAD
  TO
HE> X4'

,8,"U ! IMPRES.N T !Y SC>CELY FURNI%
,*RI/IAN *E] ( M9D OR BODY 6!
  MULTITUDE1'
RETURN$ ! G5TLEMAN1 ,8A FEW ( U >E
  5D1V\R+
6RAISE A FUND 6BUY ! ,POOR "S M1T &
  DR9K4
& M1NS ( W>M?4 ,WE *OOSE ? "T1 2C
X IS A "T1 ( ALL O!RS1 :5 ,WANT IS KE5LY
  FELT1
& ,ABUND.E RJCS4 ,:AT % ,I PUT Y D[N
=8'

  ,8,NO?+6' ,SCROOGE REPLI$4

,8,Y WI% 6BE ANONYM\S8'

,8,I WI% 6BE LEFT AL"O1' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,S9CE Y
ASK ME :AT ,I WI%1 G5TLEM51 T IS MY
  ANSW]4
,I DON'T MAKE M]RY MYF AT ,*RI/MAS & ,I
  C'T
AF=D 6MAKE IDLE P M]RY4 ,I HELP 6SUPPORT
! E/ABLI%;TS ,I H M5;N$ -- !Y CO/
5\<2 & ^? :O >E BADLY (F M/ G "!4'

,8,_M C'T G "!2 & _M WD R DIE4'

,8,IF !Y WD R DIE1' SD ,SCROOGE1 ,8!Y _H
BETT] D X1 & DECR1SE ! SURPLUS POPUL,N4
,2SS -- EXCUSE ME -- ,I DON'T "K T4'

  ,8,B Y MI<T "K X1' OBS]V$ ! G5TLEMAN4




,8,X'S N MY BUSI;S1' ,SCROOGE RETURN$4
  ,8,X'S
5 =A MAN 6"U/& 8 [N BUSI;S1 &
N 69T]F]E ) O!R P'S4 ,M9E O3UPIES
ME 3/ANTLY4 ,GD AFN1 G5TLEM56'

,SEE+ CLE>LY T X WD 2 USE.S 6PURSUE
_! PO9T1 ! G5TLEM5 )DREW4 ,SCROOGE
  RETURN$
8 LAB\RS ) AN IMPROV$ OP9ION ( HMF1
& 9 A M FACETI\S TEMP] ?AN 0 USUAL
) HM4

  ,M1N:ILE ! FOG & D>K;S ?ICK5$ S1 T P
RAN AB ) FL>+ L9KS1 PR(F]+ _! S]VICES 6G
2F HORSES 9 C>RIAGES1 & 3DUCT !M ON _!
WAY4 ,! ANCI5T T[] (A *UR*1 ^: GRUFF OLD
BELL 0 ALW PEEP+ SLILY D[N AT ,SCROOGE \
(A ,GO?IC W9D[ 9 ! WALL1 2CAME 9VISI#1 &
/RUCK ! H\RS & QU>T]S 9 ! CL\DS1 )
TREMUL\S VIBR,NS AFWS Z IF XS TEE? 7
*ATT]+ 9 XS FROZ5 H1D UP "!4 ,! COLD
2CAME 9T5SE4 ,9 ! MA9 /REET AT ! CORN]
(! C\RT1 "S LAB\R]S 7 REPAIR+ ! GAS-
PIPES1 & _H LI<T$ A GRT FIRE 9 A BRAZI]1
R.D : A "PY ( RA7$ M5 & BOYS 7 GA!R$3
W>M+ _! H&S & W9K+ _! EYES 2F ! BLAZE 9
RAPTURE4 ,! WAT]-PLUG 2+ LEFT 9
SOLITUDE1 XS OV]FL[+ SULL5LY 3G1L$1 &
TURN$ 6MISAN?ROPIC ICE4 ,! B"R;S (! %OPS
": HOLLY SPRIGS & B]RIES CRACKL$ 9 !
LAMP H1T (! W9D[S1 MADE PALE FACES RU4Y
Z !Y PASS$4 ,P\LT]]S' & GROC]S'

TRADES 2CAME A SPL5DID JOKE2 A GLORI\S
  PAG1NT1
) : X 0 NEXT 6IMPOSSI# 62LIEVE T
S* DULL PR9CIPLES Z B>GA9 & SALE _H
  ANY?+
6D4 ,! ,"L ,MAYOR1 9 ! /R;GHOLD (!
MI<TY ,MAN.N ,H\SE1 GAVE ORD]S 6HIS
  FIFTY COOKS
& BUTL]S 6KEEP ,*RI/MAS Z A ,"L ,MAYOR'S
H\SEHOLD %D2 & EV5 ! LL TAILOR1 :OM HE
_H F9$ FIVE %ILL+S ON ! PREVI\S ,MON"D =
2+ DRUNK & BLOOD?IR/Y 9 ! /REETS1 /IRR$
  UP
TM'S PU4+ 9 8 G>RET1 :ILE 8 L1N
WIFE &! BABY SALLI$ \ 6BUY ! BEEF4

,FO7I] YET1 & COLD]6 ,PI]C+1 SE>*+1 BIT+
COLD4 ,IF ! GD ,SA9T ,DUN/AN _H B NIPP$
! ,EVIL ,_S'S NOSE )A T\* ( S* W1!R
Z T1 9/1D ( US+ 8 FAMILI> W1PONS1 !N
9DE$ HE WD H RO>$ 6LU/Y PURPOSE4 ,!
[N] ( "O SCANT "Y NOSE1 GNAW$ & MUM#D
0! HUNGRY COLD Z B"OS >E GNAW$ 0DOGS1
/OOP$ D[N AT ,SCROOGE'S KEYHOLE 6REGALE
  HM )
A ,*RI/MAS C>OL3 B AT ! F/ S.D (

,8,GOD B.S Y1 M]RY G5TLEMAN6
,MAY NO?+ Y 4MAY6'

,SCROOGE SEIZ$ ! RUL] ) S* 5]GY ( AC;N1
T ! S+] FL$ 9 T]ROR1 L1V+ ! KEYHOLE TO
! FOG & EV5 M 3G5IAL FRO/4

,AT L5G? ! H\R ( %UTT+ UP ! C.T+-
H\SE >RIV$4 ,) AN ILL-W ,SCROOGE 4M.T$
F 8 /OOL1 & TACITLY ADMITT$ ! FACT 6!
EXPECTANT CL]K 9 ! ,TANK1 :O 9/ANTLY
  SNU6$
8 C&LE \1 & PUT ON 8 HAT4

,8,Y'LL WANT ALL "D TM1 ,I SUPPOSE8' SD
,SCROOGE4

,8,IF Q 3V5I5T1 SIR4'

,8,X'S N 3V5I5T1' SD ,SCROOGE1 ,8& X'S N
FAIR4 ,IF ,I 0 6/OP HALF-A-CR[N = X1 Y'D
  ?9K
YRF ILL-US$1 ,I'LL 2 B.D8'

  ,! CL]K SMIL$ FA9TLY4

,8,& YET1' SD ,SCROOGE1 ,8Y DON'T ?9K ME
  ILL-US$1
:5 ,I PAY A "D'S WAGES = NO "W4'

  ,! CL]K OBS]V$ T X 0 ONLY ONCE A YE>4

,8,A POOR EXCUSE = PICK+ A MAN'S POCKET
  E
TW5TY-FIF? ( ,DECEMB]6' SD ,SCROOGE1
  BUTTON+
8 GRT-COAT 6! *94 ,8,B ,I SUPPOSE Y M/
H ! :OLE "D4 ,2 "H ALL ! E>LI] NEXT
MORN+4'
,! CL]K PROMIS$ T HE WD2 & ,SCROOGE
WALK$ \ )A GR[L4 ,! (FICE 0 CLOS$ 9 A
TW9KL+1 &! CL]K1 )! L;G 5DS ( 8
:ITE -=T] DANGL+ 2L 8 WAI/ 7= HE
BOA/$ NO GRT-COAT71 W5T D[N A SLIDE ON
  ,CORNHILL1
AT ! 5D (A LANE ( BOYS1 TW5TY "TS1 9
HON\R ( XS 2+ ,*RI/MAS ,EVE1 & !N RAN
  HOME
6,CAMD5 ,T[N Z H>D Z HE CD PELT1 6PLAY
AT BLMAN'S-BUFF4

  ,SCROOGE TOOK 8 MELAN*OLY D9N] 9 8
USUAL MELAN*OLY TAV]N2 & HAV+ R1D ALL !
NEWSPAP]S1 & 2GUIL$ ! RE/ (! EV5+ ) 8
BANK]'S-BOOK1 W5T HOME 6B$4 ,HE LIV$ 9
*AMB]S : _H ONCE 2L;G$ 6HIS DEC1S$ "PN]4
,!Y 7 A GLOOMY SUITE ( ROOMS1 9 A L[]+
PILE ( BUILD+ UP A Y>D1 ": X _H S LL
BUSI;S 6BE1 T "O CD SC>CELY HELP FANCY+
X M/ H RUN "! :5 X 0 A "Y H\SE1 PLAY+ AT
HIDE-&-SEEK ) O!R H\SES1 & =GOTT5 ! WAY
\ AG4 ,X 0 OLD 5 N[1 & DRE>Y 5\<1 =
NOBODY LIV$ 9 X B ,SCROOGE1 ! O!R ROOMS
2+ ALL LET \ Z (FICES4 ,! Y>D 0 S D>K T
EV5 ,SCROOGE1 :O KNEW XS E /"O1 0 FA9
6GROPE ) 8 H&S4 ,! FOG & FRO/ S HUNG AB
! BLACK OLD GATEWAY (! H\SE1 T X SEEM$ Z
IF ! ,G5IUS (! ,W1!R SAT 9 M\RN;L M$IT,N
ON ! ?RE%OLD4
  ,N[1 X IS A FACT1 T "! 0 NO?+ AT ALL
"PICUL> AB ! KNOCK] ON ! DOOR1 EXCEPT T
X 0 V L>GE4 ,X IS AL A FACT1 T ,SCROOGE
_H SE5 X1 NI<T & MORN+1 DUR+ 8 :OLE
RESID;E 9 T PLACE2 AL T ,SCROOGE _H Z LL
( :AT IS CALL$ FANCY AB HM Z ANY MAN 9 !
C;Y ( ,LONDON1 EV5 9CLUD+ -- : IS A BOLD
^W -- ! CORPOR,N1 ALD]M51 & LIV]Y4 ,LET
X AL 2 BORNE 9 M9D T ,SCROOGE _H N 2/[$
"O ?"\ ON ,M>LEY1 S9CE 8 LA/ M5;N ( 8
SEV5 YE>S' D1D "PN] T AFN4 ,& !N LET ANY
MAN EXPLA9 6ME1 IF HE C1 H[ X HAPP5$ T
,SCROOGE1 HAV+ 8 KEY 9 ! LOCK (! DOOR1
SAW 9 ! KNOCK]1 )\T XS "UGO+ ANY
9T]M$IATE PROCESS ( *ANGE -- N A KNOCK]1
B ,M>LEY'S FACE4
  ,M>LEY'S FACE4 ,X 0 N 9 IMP5ETRA# %AD[
Z ! O!R OBJECTS 9 ! Y>D W]E1 B _H A 4MAL
LI<T AB X1 L A BAD LOB/] 9 A D>K CELL>4
,X 0 N ANGRY OR F]OCI\S1 B LOOK$ AT
,SCROOGE Z ,M>LEY US$ 6LOOK3 ) <O/LY
SPECTACLES TURN$ UP ON XS <O/LY =EH1D4
,! HAIR 0 CURI\SLY /IRR$1 Z IF 0BR1? OR
HOT AIR2 &1 ?\< ! EYES 7 WIDE OP51 !Y 7
P]FECTLY MO;N.S4 ,T1 & XS LIVID COL\R1
MADE X HORRI#2 B XS HORROR SEEM$ 6BE 9
SPITE (! FACE & 2Y XS 3TROL1 R ?AN A "P
OR XS [N EXPRES.N4

,Z ,SCROOGE LOOK$ FIX$LY AT ? PH5OM5ON1
  X
0 A KNOCK] AG4

,6SAY T HE 0 N />TL$1 OR T 8 BLOOD
0 N 3SCI\S (A T]RI# S5S,N 6: X
_H BE5 A /RANG] F 9FANCY1 WD 2 UNTRUE4
,B HE PUT 8 H& ^U ! KEY HE _H REL9QUI%$1
TURN$ X /URDILY1 WALK$ IN1 & LI<T$ 8
  C&LE4

  ,HE DID PAUSE1 )A MO;T'S IRRESOLU;N1
2F HE %UT ! DOOR2 & HE DID LOOK
CAUTI\SLY 2H X F/1 Z IF HE HALF-EXPECT$
6BE T]RIFI$ )! SI<T ( ,M>LEY'S PIGTAIL
/ICK+ \ 96! HALL4 ,B "! 0 NO?+ ON ! BACK
(! DOOR1 EXCEPT ! SCREWS & NUTS T HELD !
KNOCK] ON1 S HE SD ,8,POOH1 POOH6' &
CLOS$ X )A BANG4

,! S.D RES.D$ "? ! H\SE L ?"U4
,E ROOM ABV1 & E CASK 9 ! W9E-M]*ANT'S
CELL>S 2L1 APPE>$ 6H A SEP>ATE P1L
( E*OES ( XS [N4 ,SCROOGE 0 N A MAN TO
2 F"R5$ 0E*OES4 ,HE FA/5$ ! DOOR1 &
WALK$ ACR ! HALL1 & UP ! /AIRS2 SL[LY
  TOO3
TRIMM+ 8 C&LE Z HE W5T4













,Y MAY TALK VAGUELY AB DRIV+ A COA*-&-
  SIX
UP A GD OLD FLI<T ( /AIRS1 OR "? A BAD
"Y ,ACT ( ,P>LIA;T2 B ,I M1N 6SAY Y
MI<T H GOT A HE>SE UP T /AIRCASE1 & TAK5
X BROADWISE1 )! SPL9T]-B> T[>DS ! WALL
&! DOOR T[>DS ! BALU/RADES3 & D"O X
EASY4 ,"! 0 PL5TY ( WID? = T1 & ROOM
6SP>E2 : IS P]H ! R1SON :Y ,SCROOGE
?"\ HE SAW A LOCOMOTIVE HE>SE GO+ ON 2F
HM 9 ! GLOOM4 ,HALF A DOZ5 GAS-LAMPS \ (
! /REET WDN'T H LI<T$ ! 5TRY TOO WELL1
S Y MAY SUPPOSE T X 0 PRETTY D>K )
,SCROOGE'S DIP4

  ,UP ,SCROOGE W5T1 N C>+ A BUTTON = T4
,D>K;S IS *1P1 & ,SCROOGE LIK$ X4 ,B 2F
HE %UT 8 H1VY DOOR1 HE WALK$ "? 8 ROOMS
6SEE T ALL 0 "R4 ,HE _H J 5 RECOLLEC;N
(! FACE 6DESIRE 6D T4
  ,SITT+-ROOM1 B$ROOM1 LUMB]-ROOM4 ,ALL
Z !Y %D BE4 ,NOBODY "U ! TA#1 NOBODY "U
! S(A2 A SMALL FIRE 9 ! GRATE2 SPOON &
BAS9 R1DY2 &! LL SAUCEPAN ( GRUEL
7,SCROOGE _H A COLD 9 8 H1D7 ^U ! HOB4
,NOBODY "U ! B$2 NOBODY 9 ! CLOSET2
NOBODY 9 8 DRESS+-G[N1 : 0 HANG+ UP 9 A
SUSPICI\S ATTITUDE AG/ ! WALL4 ,LUMB]-
ROOM Z USUAL4 ,OLD FIRE-GU>DS1 OLD %OES1
TWO FI%-BASKETS1 WA%+-/& ON ?REE LEGS1
&A POK]4

,Q SATISFI$1 HE CLOS$ 8 DOOR1 & LOCK$
HMF IN2 D\#-LOCK$ HMF IN1 : 0 N 8
CU/OM4 ,?US SECUR$ AG/ SURPRISE1 HE TOOK
  (F
8 CRAVAT2 PUT ON 8 DRESS+-G[N & SLIPP]S1
  &
8 NI<TCAP2 & SAT D[N 2F ! FIRE 6TAKE
8 GRUEL4

  ,X 0 A V L[ FIRE 9DE$2 NO?+ ON S* A
BITT] NI<T4 ,HE 0 OBLIG$ 6SIT CLOSE 6X1
& BROOD OV] X1 2F HE CD EXTRACT ! L1/
S5S,N ( W>M? F S* A H&;L ( FUEL4 ,!
FIREPLACE 0 AN OLD "O1 BUILT 0"S ,DUT*
M]*ANT L;G AGO1 & PAV$ ALL R.D ) QUA9T
,DUT* TILES1 DESIGN$ 6ILLU/RATE !
,SCRIPTURES4 ,"! 7 ,CA9S & ,ABELS1
,PH>AOHS' DAU<T]S2 ,QUE5S ( ,%EBA1
,ANGELIC MESS5G]S DESC5D+ "? ! AIR ON
CL\DS L F1!R-B$S1 ,ABRAHAMS1 ,BEL%AZZ>S1
,APO/LES PUTT+ (F 6SEA 9 BUTT]-BOATS1
HUNDR$S ( FIGURES 6ATTRACT 8 ?"\S --&
YET T FACE ( ,M>LEY1 SEV5 YE>S D1D1 CAME
L ! ANCI5T ,PROPHET'S ROD1 & SWALL[$ UP
! :OLE4 ,IF EA* SMOO? TILE _H BE5 A
BLANK AT F/1 ) P[] 6%APE "S PICTURE ON
XS SURFACE F ! 4JO9T$ FRAG;TS ( 8 ?"\S1
"! WD H BE5 A COPY ( OLD ,M>LEY'S H1D ON
E "O4

,8,HUMBUG6' SD ,SCROOGE2 & WALK$ ACR !
ROOM4











,AF S"EAL TURNS1 HE SAT D[N AG4 ,Z HE
?REW 8 H1D BACK 9 ! *AIR1 8 GL.E HAPP5$
6RE/ ^U A BELL1 A 4US$ BELL1 T HUNG 9 !
ROOM1 & -MUNICAT$ = "S PURPOSE N[ =GOTT5
)A *AMB] 9 ! HI<E/ /ORY (!
BUILD+4 ,X 0 ) GRT A/ONI%;T1 &)
A /RANGE1 9EXPLICA# DR1D1 T Z HE LOOK$1
  HE
SAW ? BELL 2G9 6SW+4 ,X SWUNG S S(TLY 9
! \TSET T X SC>CELY MADE A S.D2 B SOON X
RANG \ L\DLY1 & S DID E BELL 9 ! H\SE4

,? MI<T H LA/$ HALF A M9UTE1 OR A M9UTE1
B X SEEM$ AN H\R4 ,! BELLS C1S$ Z !Y _H
2GUN1 TGR4 ,!Y 7 SU3E$$ 0A CLANK+
NOISE1 DEEP D[N 2L2 Z IF "S P]SON 7
DRA7+ A H1VY *A9 OV] ! CASKS 9 ! W9E
M]*ANT'S CELL>4 ,SCROOGE !N REMEMB]$ 6H
HE>D T <O/S 9 HAUNT$ H\SES 7 DESCRIB$
Z DRA7+ *A9S4





,! CELL>-DOOR FLEW OP5 )A BOOM+ S.D1
& !N HE HE>D ! NOISE M* L\D]1 ON !
  FLOORS
2L2 !N -+ UP ! /AIRS2 !N -+ /RAI<T
T[>DS 8 DOOR4

  ,8,X'S HUMBUG /6' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,I
WON'T 2LIEVE X4'

,8 COL\R *ANG$ ?\<1 :51 )\T A PAUSE1
X CAME ON "? ! H1VY DOOR1 & PASS$ 9TO
! ROOM 2F 8 EYES4 ,^U XS -+ IN1 !
DY+ FLAME L1P$ UP1 Z ?\< X CRI$ ,8,I "K
HM2 ,M>LEY'S ,<O/6' & FELL AG4

  ,! SAME FACE3 ! V SAME4 ,M>LEY 9 8
PIGTAIL1 USUAL WAI/COAT1 TI<TS & BOOTS2
! TASSELS ON ! LATT] BRI/L+1 L 8
PIGTAIL1 & 8 COAT-SKIRTS1 &! HAIR ^U 8
H1D4 ,! *A9 HE DREW 0 CLASP$ AB 8 MI4LE4
,X 0 L;G1 & W.D AB HM L A TAIL2 & X 0
MADE 7= ,SCROOGE OBS]V$ X CLOSELY7 (
CA%-BOXES1 KEYS1 PADLOCKS1 L$G]S1 DE$S1
& H1VY PURSES WR"\ 9 /EEL4 ,8 BODY 0
TRANSP>5T2 S T ,SCROOGE1 OBS]V+ HM1 &
LOOK+ "? 8 WAI/COAT1 CD SEE ! TWO
BUTTONS ON 8 COAT 2H4

,SCROOGE _H (T5 HE>D X SD T ,M>LEY _H NO
B[ELS1 B HE _H N"E 2LIEV$ X UNTIL N[4

  ,NO1 NOR DID HE 2LIEVE X EV5 N[4 ,?\<
HE LOOK$ ! PHANTOM "? & "?1 & SAW X /&+
2F HM2 ?\< HE FELT ! *ILL+ 9FLU;E ( XS
D1?-COLD EYES2 & M>K$ ! V TEXTURE (!
FOLD$ K]*IEF B.D AB XS H1D & *91 :
WRAPP] HE _H N OBS]V$ 2F2 HE 0 /
9CR$UL\S1 & F"\ AG/ 8 S5SES4

,8,H[ N[6' SD ,SCROOGE1 CAU/IC & COLD Z
  "E4
,8,:AT D Y WANT ) ME8'

  ,8,M*6' -- ,M>LEY'S VOICE1 NO D\BT AB
X4

,8,:O >E Y8'

,8,ASK ME :O ,I WAS4'

,8,:O 7 Y !N8' SD ,SCROOGE1 RAIS+ 8
VOICE4 ,8,Y'RE "PICUL>1 =A %ADE4' ,HE 0
  GO+
6SAY ,86A %ADE1' B SUB/ITUT$ ?1 Z M
APPROPRIATE4

,8,IN LIFE ,I 0 YR "PN]1 ,JACOB ,M>LEY4'

,8,C Y -- C Y SIT D[N8' ASK$ ,SCROOGE1
  LOOK+
D\BT;LLY AT HM4

,8,I C4'

,8,D X1 !N4'

,SCROOGE ASK$ ! "Q1 2C HE DIDN'T "K
:E!R A <O/ S TRANSP>5T MI<T F9D HMF 9
A 3DI;N 6TAKE A *AIR2 & FELT T 9 ! EV5T
( XS 2+ IMPOSSI#1 X MI<T 9VOLVE !
  NECESS;Y
( AN EMB>RASS+ EXPLAN,N4 ,B ! <O/ SAT
D[N ON ! OPPOSITE SIDE (! FIREPLACE1 Z
  IF HE
7 Q US$ 6X4
  ,8,Y DON'T 2LIEVE 9 ME1' OBS]V$ !
,<O/4
  ,8,I DON'T4' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,:AT EVID;E WD Y H ( MY R1L;Y 2Y T (
YR S5SES8'
  ,8,I DON'T "K1' SD ,SCROOGE4

,8,:Y D Y D\BT YR S5SES8'

  ,8,2C1' SD ,SCROOGE1 ,8A LL ?+ A6ECTS
!M4
,A SLI<T 4ORD] (! /OMA* MAKES !M *1TS4
,Y MAY 2 AN UNDIGE/$ BIT ( BEEF1 A BLOT
( MU/>D1 A CRUMB ( *EESE1 A FRAG;T ( AN
"UD"O POTATO4 ,"!'S M ( GRAVY ?AN (
GRAVE AB Y1 :AT"E Y >E6'

,SCROOGE 0 N M* 9 ! HABIT ( CRACK+
JOKES1 NOR DID HE FEEL1 9 8 HE>T1 0ANY
  M1NS
WA7I% !N4 ,! TRU? IS1 T HE TRI$ 6BE
SM>T1 Z A M1NS ( 4TRACT+ 8 [N ATT5;N1
& KEEP+ D[N 8 T]ROR2 =! SPECTRE'S VOICE
4TURB$ ! V M>R[ 9 8 B"OS4

,6SIT1 />+ AT ^? FIX$ GLAZ$ EYES1 9
  SIL;E
=A MO;T1 WD PLAY1 ,SCROOGE FELT1 ! V
DEUCE ) HM4 ,"! 0 "S?+ V AW;L1
TOO1 9 ! SPECTRE'S 2+ PROVID$ ) AN
  9F]NAL
ATMOSPH]E ( XS [N4 ,SCROOGE CD N FEEL X
HMF1 B ? 0 CLE>LY ! CASE2 = ?\< !
,<O/ SAT P]FECTLY MO;N.S1 XS HAIR1 &
  SKIRTS1
& TASSELS1 7 / AGITAT$ Z 0! HOT VAP\R
F AN OV54

,8,Y SEE ? TOO?PICK8' SD ,SCROOGE1
  RETURN+
QKLY 6! *>GE1 =! R1SON J ASSIGN$2
& WI%+1 ?\< X 7 ONLY =A SECOND1 TO
DIV]T ! VI.N'S /ONY GAZE F HMF4

  ,8,I D1' REPLI$ ! ,<O/4
  ,8,Y >E N LOOK+ AT X1' SD ,SCROOGE4

,8,B ,I SEE X1' SD ! ,<O/1 ,8NOT)/&+4'


,8,WELL6' RETURN$ ,SCROOGE1 ,8,I H B
  6SWALL[
?1 & 2 =! RE/ ( MY "DS P]SECUT$ 0A
LEGION ( GOBL9S1 ALL ( MY [N CRE,N4
  ,HUMBUG1
,I TELL Y6 HUMBUG6'

,AT ? ! _S RAIS$ A F"R;L CRY1 & %OOK
XS *A9 ) S* A 4MAL & APPALL+ NOISE1 T
,SCROOGE HELD ON TI<T 6HIS *AIR1 6SAVE
  HMF
F FALL+ 9 A SWOON4 ,B H[ M* GRT] 0
8 HORROR1 :5 ! PHANTOM TAK+ (F ! B&AGE
R.D XS H1D1 Z IF X 7 TOO W>M 6WE>
  9DOORS1
XS L[] JAW DROPP$ D[N ^U XS BR1/6

,SCROOGE FELL ^U 8 KNEES1 & CLASP$ 8 H&S
2F 8 FACE4

,8,M]CY6' HE SD4 ,8,DR1D;L APP>I;N1 :Y D
Y TR\# ME8'

,8,MAN (! _WLY M9D6' REPLI$ ! ,<O/1 ,8D
Y 2LIEVE 9 ME OR N8'
,8,I D1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,I M/4 ,B :Y D
  _SS
WALK ! E>?1 & :Y D !Y -E 6ME8'

,8,X IS REQUIR$ ( E MAN1' ! ,<O/
  RETURN$1
,8T ! _S )9 HM %D WALK ABROAD AM;G
8 FELL[M51 & TRAVEL F> & WIDE2 & IF T
_S GOES N =? 9 LIFE1 X IS 3DEMN$ 6D S
AF D1?4 ,X IS DOOM$ 6W&] "? !
_W -- OH1 WOE IS ME6 -- & WIT;S :AT X _C
%>E1 B MI<T H %>$ ON E>?1 & TURN$ TO
HAPPI;S6'

,AG ! SPECTRE RAIS$ A CRY1 & %OOK XS *A9
& WRUNG XS %AD[Y H&S4

,8,Y >E FETT]$1' SD ,SCROOGE1 TREMBL+4
  ,8,TELL
ME :Y8'





,8,I WE> ! *A9 ,I =G$ 9 LIFE1' REPLI$ !
  ,<O/4
,8,I MADE X L9K 0L9K1 & Y>D 0Y>D2 ,I
  GIRD$
X ON ( MY [N FREE W1 &( MY [N FREE W ,I
WORE X4 ,IS XS PATT]N /RANGE 6Y8'

  ,SCROOGE TREM#D M & M4

,8,OR WD Y "K1' PURSU$ ! ,<O/1 ,8!
WEI<T & L5G? (! /R;G COIL Y BE> YRF8
,X 0 FULL Z H1VY & Z L;G Z ?1 SEV5
,*RI/MAS ,EVES AGO4 ,Y H LAB\R$ ON X1
  S9CE4
,X IS A POND]\S *A96'

,SCROOGE GL.ED AB HM ON ! FLOOR1 9 !
EXPECT,N ( F9D+ HMF SURR.D$ 0"S FIFTY
OR SIXTY FA?OMS ( IRON CA#3 B HE CD SEE
NO?+4

,8,JACOB1' HE SD1 IMPLOR+LY4 ,8,OLD
  ,JACOB ,M>LEY1
TELL ME M4 ,SP1K -=T 6ME1 ,JACOB6'

,8,I H N"O 6GIVE1' ! ,<O/ REPLI$4 ,8,X
  -ES
F O!R REGIONS1 ,EB5EZ] ,SCROOGE1 & IS
  3VEY$
0O!R M9I/]S1 6O!R K9DS ( M54 ,NOR
C ,I TELL Y :AT ,I WD4 ,A V LL M1 IS
ALL P]MITT$ 6ME4 ,I _C RE/1 ,I _C /AY1
  ,I
_C L+] ANY":4 ,MY _S N"E WALK$

2Y \R C.T+-H\SE -- M>K ME6 -- 9 LIFE MY
_S N"E ROV$ 2Y ! N>R[ LIMITS ( \R
M"OY-*ANG+ HOLE2 & WE>Y J\RNEYS LIE 2F
ME6'

,X 0 A HABIT ) ,SCROOGE1 :5"E HE 2CAME
?"\;L1 6PUT 8 H&S 9 8 BREE*ES POCKETS4
,POND]+ ON :AT ! ,<O/ _H SD1 HE DID S
  N[1
B )\T LIFT+ UP 8 EYES1 OR GETT+ (F 8
KNEES4

,8,Y M/ H BE5 V SL[ AB X1 ,JACOB1'
,SCROOGE OBS]V$1 9 A BUSI;S-L MANN]1 ?\<
) HUMIL;Y & DEF];E4
  ,8,SL[6' ! ,<O/ REP1T$4

,8,SEV5 YE>S D1D1' MUS$ ,SCROOGE4 ,8,&
  TRAVELL+
ALL ! "T6'

,8,! :OLE "T1' SD ! ,<O/4 ,8,NO RE/1 NO
P1CE4 ,9CESSANT TORTURE ( REMORSE4'

  ,8,Y TRAVEL FA/8' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,ON ! W+S (! W9D1' REPLI$ ! ,<O/4

,8,Y MI<T H GOT OV] A GRT QUANT;Y (
GR.D 9 SEV5 YE>S1' SD ,SCROOGE4

,! ,<O/1 ON HE>+ ?1 SET UP ANO!R CRY1 &
CLANK$ XS *A9 S HIDE\SLY 9 ! D1D SIL;E (
! NI<T1 T ! ,W>D WD H BE5 JU/IFI$ 9
9DICT+ X =A NUIS.E4






,8,OH6 CAPTIVE1 B.D1 & D\#-IRON$1' CRI$
  !
PHANTOM1 ,8N 6"K1 T AGES ( 9CESSANT
  LAB\R1
0IMMORTAL CR1TURES1 = ? E>? M/ PASS 9TO
ET]N;Y 2F ! GD ( : X IS SUSCEPTI# IS
ALL DEVELOP$4 ,N 6"K T ANY ,*RI/IAN _S
"W+ K9DLY 9 XS LL SPH]E1 :AT"E X MAY
BE1 W F9D XS MORTAL LIFE TOO %ORT = XS
  VA/
M1NS ( USE;L;S4 ,N 6"K T NO SPACE (
REGRET C MAKE AM5DS = "O LIFE'S
  OPPORTUN;Y
MISUS$6 ,YET S* 0 ,I6 ,OH6 S* 0 ,I6'

,8,B Y 7 ALW A GD MAN ( BUSI;S1
,JACOB1' FALT]$ ,SCROOGE1 :O N[ 2GAN
  6APPLY ?
6HMF4






,8,BUSI;S6' CRI$ ! ,<O/1 WR++ XS H&S
AG4 ,8,MANK9D 0 MY BUSI;S4 ,! -MON
WELF>E 0 MY BUSI;S2 *>;Y1 M]CY1 =BE>.E1
& 2NEVOL;E1 W]E1 ALL1 MY BUSI;S4 ,!
  D1L+S
( MY TRADE 7 B A DROP ( WAT] 9 !
-PREH5SIVE OC1N ( MY BUSI;S6'

,X HELD UP XS *A9 AT >M'S L5G?1 Z IF T 7
! CAUSE ( ALL XS UNAVAIL+ GRIEF1 & FLUNG
  X
H1VILY ^U ! GR.D AG4

,8,AT ? "T (! ROLL+ YE>1' ! SPECTRE SD
,8,I SU6] MO/4 ,:Y DID ,I WALK "? CR[DS
  (
FELL[-2+S ) MY EYES TURN$ D[N1 & N"E
RAISE !M 6T B.S$ ,/> : L$ ! ,WISE
,M5 6A POOR ABODE6 ,7 "! NO POOR HOMES
  TO
: XS LI<T WD H 3DUCT$ ME6'

,SCROOGE 0 V M* 4MAY$ 6HE> !
SPECTRE GO+ ON AT ? RATE1 & 2GAN 6QUAKE
EXCE$+LY4
,8,HE> ME6' CRI$ ! ,<O/4 ,8,MY "T IS
  NE>LY
G"O4'

,8,I W1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,B DON'T 2 H>D
  ^U
ME6 ,DON'T 2 FL[]Y1 ,JACOB6 ,PRAY6'
,8,H[ X IS T ,I APPE> 2F Y 9 A %APE T
Y C SEE1 ,I MAY N TELL4 ,I H SAT 9VISI#
2S Y _M & _M A "D4'

,X 0 N AN AGREEA# IDEA4 ,SCROOGE %IV]$1
& WIP$ ! P]SPIR,N F 8 BR[4

,8,T IS NO LI<T "P ( MY P5.E1' PURSU$
! ,<O/4 ,8,I AM "H TN 6W>N Y1 T Y
H YET A *.E & HOPE ( ESCAP+ MY FATE4 ,A
*.E & HOPE ( MY PROCUR+1 ,EB5EZ]4'

,8,Y 7 ALW A GD FR 6ME1' SD
,SCROOGE4 ,8,?ANK ,8EE60'

,8,Y W 2 HAUNT$1' RESUM$ ! ,<O/1 ,8BY
,?REE ,_SS4'

,SCROOGE'S C.T5.E FELL ALM Z L[ Z !
,<O/'S _H D"O4

,8,IS T ! *.E & HOPE Y M5;N$1
,JACOB8' HE DEM&$1 9 A FALT]+ VOICE4

,8,X IS4'

  ,8,I -- ,I ?9K ,I'D R N1' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,)\T _! VISITS1' SD ! ,<O/1 ,8Y _C
HOPE 6%UN ! PA? ,I TR1D4 ,EXPECT ! F/
TM1 :5 ! BELL TOLLS ,"O4'

,8,CDN'T ,I TAKE ,8EM ALL AT ONCE1 & H X
  OV]1
,JACOB8' H9T$ ,SCROOGE4

,8,EXPECT ! SECOND ON ! NEXT NI<T AT !
  SAME
H\R4 ,! ?IRD ^U ! NEXT NI<T :5 ! LA/
/ROKE ( ,TWELVE HAS C1S$ 6VIBRATE4 ,LOOK
  6SEE
ME NO M2 & LOOK T1 = YR [N SAKE1 Y
REMEMB] :AT HAS PASS$ 2T U6'

,:5 X _H SD ^! ^WS1 ! SPECTRE TOOK XS
WRAPP] F ! TA#1 & B.D X R.D XS H1D1
Z 2F4 ,SCROOGE KNEW ?1 0! SM>T S.D XS
TEE? MADE1 :5 ! JAWS 7 BR"\ TGR
0! B&AGE4 ,HE V5TUR$ 6RAISE 8 EYES AG1
& F.D 8 SUP]NATURAL VISITOR 3FRONT+ HM
9 AN ERECT ATTITUDE1 ) XS *A9 W.D OV] &
AB XS >M4

,! APP>I;N WALK$ BACKW>D F HM2 & AT
E /EP X TOOK1 ! W9D[ RAIS$ XF A LL1
S T :5 ! SPECTRE R1*$ X1 X 0 WIDE OP54
,X BECKON$ ,SCROOGE 6APPROA*1 : HE DID4
,:5 !Y 7 )9 TWO PACES ( EA* O!R1
,M>LEY'S ,<O/ HELD UP XS H&1 W>N+ HM TO
-E NO NE>]4 ,SCROOGE /OPP$4

  ,N S M* 9 OB$I;E1 Z 9 SURPRISE & FE>3
= ON ! RAIS+ (! H&1 HE 2CAME S5SI# (
3FUS$ NOISES 9 ! AIR2 9COH]5T S.DS (
LA;T,N & REGRET2 WAIL+S 9EXPRESSIBLY
SORR[;L & SELF-A3USATORY4 ,! SPECTRE1 AF
LI/5+ =A MO;T1 JO9$ 9 ! M\RN;L DIRGE2 &
FLOAT$ \ ^U ! BL1K1 D>K NI<T4

,SCROOGE FOLL[$ 6! W9D[3 DESP]ATE 9 8
CURIOS;Y4 ,HE LOOK$ \4

  ,! AIR 0 FILL$ ) PHANTOMS1 W&]+ HI!R &
?I!R 9 RE/.S HA/E1 & MOAN+ Z !Y W5T4 ,E
"O ( !M WORE *A9S L ,M>LEY'S ,<O/2 "S
FEW 7!Y MI<T 2 GUILTY GOV]N;TS7 7 L9K$
TGR2 N"O 7 FREE4 ,_M _H BE5 P]SON,Y "KN
6,SCROOGE 9 _! LIVES4 ,HE _H BE5 Q
FAMILI> ) "O OLD <O/1 9 A :ITE WAI/COAT1
)A MON/R\S IRON SAFE ATTA*$ 6XS ANKLE1
:O CRI$ PITE\SLY AT 2+ UNA# 6ASSI/ A
WRET*$ WOMAN ) AN 9FANT1 :OM X SAW 2L1
^U A DOOR-/EP4 ,! MIS]Y ) !M ALL WAS1
CLE>LY1 T !Y S"\ 69T]F]E1 = GD1 9 HUMAN
MATT]S1 & _H LO/ ! P[] = "E4
  ,:E!R ^! CR1TURES FAD$ 96MI/1 OR MI/
5%R\D$ !M1 HE CD N TELL4 ,B !Y & _! _S
VOICES FAD$ TGR2 &! NI<T 2CAME Z X _H
BE5 :5 HE WALK$ HOME4





,SCROOGE CLOS$ ! W9D[1 & EXAM9$ ! DOOR
0: ! ,<O/ _H 5T]$4 ,X 0 D\#-LOCK$1
Z HE _H LOCK$ X ) 8 [N H&S1 &
! BOLTS 7 UNDISTURB$4 ,HE TRI$ 6SAY
  ,8,HUMBUG6'
B /OPP$ AT ! F/ SYLLA#4 ,& 2+1
F ! EMO;N HE _H "UG"O1 OR ! FATIGUES
(! "D1 OR 8 GLIMPSE (! ,9VISI# ,_W1 OR
! DULL 3V]S,N (! ,<O/1 OR ! LATE;S (
! H\R1 M* 9 NE$ ( REPOSE2 W5T /RAI<T TO
B$1 )\T UNDRESS+1 & FELL ASLEEP ^U !
9/ANT4

,/AVE #B3 ,! ,F/ (! ,?REE ,_SS

  ,:5 ,SCROOGE AWOKE1 X 0 S D>K1 T LOOK+
\ ( B$1 HE CD SC>CELY 4T+UI% ! TRANSP>5T
W9D[ F ! OPAQUE WALLS ( 8 *AMB]4 ,HE 0
5D1V\R+ 6PI]CE ! D>K;S ) 8 F]RET EYES1
:5 ! *IMES (A NEI<B\R+ *UR* /RUCK ! F\R
QU>T]S4 ,S HE LI/5$ =! H\R4
  ,6HIS GRT A/ONI%;T ! H1VY BELL W5T ON
F SIX 6SEV51 & F SEV5 6EI<T1 & REGUL>LY
UP 6TWELVE2 !N /OPP$4 ,TWELVE4 ,X 0 PA/
TWO :5 HE W5T 6B$4 ,! CLOCK 0 WR;G4 ,AN
ICICLE M/ H GOT 96! "WS4 ,TWELVE4
  ,HE T\*$ ! SPR+ ( 8 REP1T]1 6CORRECT ?
MO/ PREPO/]\S CLOCK4 ,XS RAPID LL PULSE
B1T TWELVE3 & /OPP$4
  ,8,:Y1 X ISN'T POSSI#1' SD ,SCROOGE1
,8T ,I C H SLEPT "? A :OLE "D & F>
96ANO!R NI<T4 ,X ISN'T POSSI# T ANY?+
HAS HAPP5$ 6! SUN1 &

? IS TWELVE AT NOON4'

  ,! IDEA 2+ AN AL>M+ "O1 HE SCRAM#D \ (
B$1 & GROP$ 8 WAY 6! W9D[4 ,HE 0 OBLIG$
6RUB ! FRO/ (F )! SLEEVE ( 8 DRESS+-G[N
2F HE CD SEE ANY?+2 & CD SEE V LL !N4
,ALL HE CD MAKE \ WAS1 T X 0 / V FO7Y &
EXTREMELY COLD1 & T "! 0 NO NOISE ( P
RUNN+ 6& FRO1 & MAK+ A GRT /IR1 Z "!
UN"QABLY WD H BE5 IF NI<T _H B1T5 (F B"R
"D1 & TAK5 POSSES.N (! _W4 ,? 0 A GRT
RELIEF1 2C 8,?REE "DS AF SI<T ( ? ,F/ (
,EX*ANGE PAY 6,MR4 ,EB5EZ] ,SCROOGE ON 8
ORD]10 & S =?1 WD H 2COME A M]E ,UNIT$
,/ATES SECUR;Y IF "! 7 NO "DS 6C.T BY4
  ,SCROOGE W5T 6B$ AG1 & ?"\1 & ?"\1 &
?"\ X OV] & OV]1 & CD MAKE NO?+ ( X4 ,!
M HE ?"\1 ! M P]PLEX$ HE WAS2 &1 ! M HE
5D1V\R$ N 6?9K1 ! M HE ?"\4
  ,M>LEY'S ,<O/ BO!R$ HM EXCE$+LY4 ,E "T
HE RESOLV$ )9 HMF1 AF MATURE 9QUIRY T X
0 ALL A DR1M1 8 M9D FLEW BACK AG1 L A
/R;G SPR+ REL1S$1 6XS F/ POSI;N1
&PRES5T$ ! SAME PRO#M 6BE "W$ ALL "?1
8,WAS X A DR1M OR N80
  ,SCROOGE LAY 9 ? /ATE UNTIL ! *IME _H
G"O ?REE-QU>T]S M1 :5 HE REMEMB]$1 ON A
SU451 T ! ,<O/ _HW>N$ HM (A VISIT,N :5 !
BELL TOLL$ "O4 ,HE RESOLV$ 6LIE AWAKE
UNTIL ! H\R 0 PASS$2 &1 3SID]+ T HE CD
NO M G 6SLEEP ?AN G 6H1V51 ? WAS1 P]H1 !
WISE/ RESOLU;N 9 8 P[]4
  ,! QU>T] 0 S L;G1 T HE 0 M ?AN ONCE
3V9C$ HE M/ H SUNK 96A DOZE
UNCONSCI\SLY1 & MISS$ ! CLOCK4 ,AT L5G?
X BROKE ^U 8 LI/5+ E>4
  8,D+1 D;G60
  8,A QU>T] PA/10 SD ,SCROOGE1 C.T+4
  8,D+1 D;G60
  8,HALF PA/10 SD ,SCROOGE4
  8,D+1 D;G60
8,A QU>T] 6X10 SD ,SCROOGE4
8,D+1 D;G60

  8,! H\R XF10 SD ,SCROOGE TRIUMPHANTLY1
8& NO?+ ELSE60
  ,HE SPOKE 2F ! H\R BELL S.D$1 : X N[
DID )A DEEP1 DULL1 HOLL[1 MELAN*OLY
,,"O4 ,LI<T FLA%$ UP 9 ! ROOM ^U !
9/ANT1 &! CURTA9S ( 8 B$ 7 DRAWN4
  ,! CURTA9S ( 8 B$ 7 DRAWN ASIDE1 ,I
TELL Y1 0A H&4 ,N ! CURTA9S AT 8 FEET1
NOR ! CURTA9S AT 8 BACK1 B ^? 6: 8 FACE
0 A4RESS$4 ,! CURTA9S ( 8 B$ 7 DRAWN
ASIDE2 & ,SCROOGE1 />T+ UP 96A HALF-
RECUMB5T ATTITUDE1 F.D HMF FACE 6FACE )!
UNE>?LY VISITOR :O DREW !M3 Z CLOSE 6X Z
,I AM N[ 6Y1 & ,I AM /&+ 9 ! _S AT YR
ELB[4
  ,X 0 A /RANGE FIGURE -- L A *3 YET N S
L A * Z L AN OLD MAN1 VIEW$ "? "S
SUP]NATURAL M$IUM1 : GAVE HM ! APPE>.E (
HAV+ REC$$ F ! VIEW1 & 2+ DIM9I%$ 6A *'S
PROPOR;NS4 ,XS HAIR1 : HUNG AB XS NECK &
D[N XS BACK1 0 :ITE Z IF ) AGE2 & YET !
FACE _H N A WR9KLE 9 X1 &! T5D]E/ BLOOM
0 ON ! SK94 ,! >MS 7 V L;G & MUSCUL>2 !
H&S ! SAME1 Z IF XS HOLD 7 ( UNCOMMON
/R5G?4 ,XS LEGS & FEET1 MO/ DELICATELY
=M$1 W]E1 L ^? UPP] MEMB]S1 B>E4 ,X WORE
A TUNIC (! PURE/ :ITE1 & R.D XS WAI/ 0
B.D A LU/R\S BELT1 ! %E5 ( : 0 B1UTI;L4
,X HELD A BRAN* ( FRE% GRE5 HOLLY 9 XS
H&2 &1 9 S+UL> 3TRADIC;N ( T W9TRY EM#M1
_H XS DRESS TRIMM$ ) SUMM] FL[]S4 ,B !
/RANGE/ ?+ AB X WAS1 T F ! CR[N ( XS H1D
"! SPRUNG A B"R CLE> JET ( LI<T1 0: ALL
? 0 VISI#2 & : 0 D\BT.S ! O3A.N ( XS
US+1 9 XS DULL] MO;TS1 A GRT EXT+UI%] =A
CAP1 : X N[ HELD "U XS >M4
  ,EV5 ?1 ?\<1 :5 ,SCROOGE LOOK$ AT X )
9CR1S+ /1DI;S1 0 N XS /RANGE/ QUAL;Y4 ,=
Z XS BELT SP>KL$ & GLITT]$ N[ 9 "O "P &
N[ 9 ANO!R1 & :AT 0 LI<T "O 9/ANT1 AT
ANO!R "T 0 D>K1 S ! FIGURE XF FLUCTUAT$
9 XS 4T9CT;S3 2+ N[ A ?+ ) "O >M1 N[ )
"O LEG1 N[ ) TW5TY LEGS1 N[ A PAIR (
LEGS )\T A H1D1 N[ A H1D )\T A BODY3 ( :
4SOLV+ "PS1 NO \TL9E WD 2 VISI# 9 ! D5SE
GLOOM ":9 !Y MELT$ AWAY4 ,& 9 ! V WOND]
( ?1 X WD 2 XF AG2 4T9CT & CLE> Z "E4
,8,>E Y ! ,_S1 SIR1 ^: -+ 0 =ETOLD TO
ME4' ASK$ ,SCROOGE4

,8,I AM4'

  ,! VOICE 0 S(T & G5TLE4 ,S+UL>LY L[1 Z
IF 9/1D ( 2+ S CLOSE 2S HM1 X 7 AT A
4T.E4
  ,8,:O1 & :AT >E Y4' ,SCROOGE DEM&$4

,8,I AM ! ,<O/ ( ,*RI/MAS ,PA/4'

  ,8,L;G ,PA/4' 9QUIR$ ,SCROOGE3
OBS]VANT ( XS DW>FI% /ATURE4

,8,NO4 ,YR PA/4'

  ,P]H1 ,SCROOGE CD N H TOLD ANYBODY :Y1
IF ANYBODY CD H ASK$ HM2 B HE _H A
SPECIAL DESIRE 6SEE ! ,_S 9 8 CAP2 &
BE7$ HM 6BE COV]$4
  ,8,:AT4' EXCLAIM$ ! ,<O/1 ,8WD Y S
SOON PUT \1 ) _WLY H&S1 ! LI<T ,I GIVE4
,IS X N 5 T Y >E "O ( ^? ^: PAS.NS MADE
? CAP1 & =CE ME "? :OLE TRA9S ( YE>S
6WE> X L[ ^U MY BR[4'
  ,SCROOGE R"E5TLY 4CLAIM$ ALL 9T5;N
6(F5D OR ANY K ( HAV+ WIL;LLY BONNET$ !
,_S AT ANY P]IOD ( 8 LIFE4 ,HE !N MADE
BOLD 69QUIRE :AT BUSI;S BR"\ HM "!4
  ,8,YR WELF>E4' SD ! ,<O/4
  ,SCROOGE EXPRESS$ HMF M* OBLIG$1 B CD
N HELP ?9K+ T A NI<T ( UNBROK5 RE/ WD H
BE5 M 3DUCIVE 6T 5D4 ,! ,_S M/ H HE>D HM
?9K+1 = X SD IMMLY3

,8,YR RECLAM,N1 !N4 ,TAKE HE$4'

,X PUT \ XS /R;G H& Z X SPOKE1 & CLASP$
  HM
G5TLY 0! >M4

,8,RISE4 & WALK ) ME4'

  ,X WD H BE5 9 VA9 = ,SCROOGE 6PL1D T !
W1!R &! H\R 7 N ADAPT$ 6P$E/RIAN
PURPOSES2 T B$ 0 W>M1 &! !RMOMET] A L;G
WAY 2L FREEZ+2 T HE 0 CLAD B LI<TLY 9 8
SLIPP]S1 DRESS+-G[N1 & NI<TCAP2 & T HE
_H A COLD ^U HM AT T "T4 ,! GRASP1 ?\<
G5TLE Z A WOMAN'S H&1 0 N 6BE RESI/$4
,HE ROSE3 B F9D+ T ! ,_S MADE T[>DS !
W9D[1 CLASP$ 8 ROBE 9 SUPPLIC,N4
  ,8,I AM MORTAL1' ,SCROOGE REMON/RAT$1
,8& LIA# 6FALL4'
  ,8,BE> B A T\* ( MY H& "!1' SD ! ,_S1
LAY+ X ^U 8 HE>T1' & Y % 2 UPHELD 9 M
?AN ?4'
  ,Z ! ^WS 7 SPOK51 !Y PASS$ "? ! WALL1
& /OOD ^U AN OP5 C.TRY ROAD1 ) FIELDS ON
EI H&4 ,! C;Y _H 5TIRELY VANI%$4 ,N A
VE/IGE ( X 0 6BE SE54 ,! D>K;S &! MI/ _H
VANI%$ ) X1 = X 0 A CLE>1 COLD1 W9T] "D1
) SN[ ^U ! GR.D4
  ,8,GD ,H1V56' SD ,SCROOGE1 CLASP+ 8
H&S TGR1 Z HE LOOK$ AB HM4 ,8,I 0 BR$ 9
? PLACE4 ,I 0 A BOY "H4'
  ,! ,_S GAZ$ ^U HM MILDLY4 ,XS G5TLE
T\*1 ?\< X _H BE5 LI<T & 9/ANTANE\S1
APPE>$ / PRES5T 6! OLD MAN'S S5SE (
FEEL+4 ,HE 0 3SCI\S (A ?\S& OD\RS FLOAT+
9 ! AIR1 EA* "O 3NECT$ )A ?\S& ?"\S1 &
HOPES1 & JOYS1 & C>ES L;G1 L;G1 =GOTT54


,8,YR LIP IS TREMBL+1' SD ! ,<O/4 ,8,&
  :AT IS
T ^U YR *EEK4'

  ,SCROOGE MUTT]$1 ) AN UNUSUAL CAT*+ 9
8 VOICE1 T X 0 A PIMPLE2 & BE7$ ! ,<O/
6L1D HM ": HE WD4
  ,8,Y RECOLLECT ! WAY4' 9QUIR$ ! ,_S4

,8,REMEMB] X4' CRI$ ,SCROOGE ) F]V\R2
  ,8,I CD
WALK X BLFOLD4'

  ,8,/RANGE 6H =GOTT5 X = S _M YE>S4'
OBS]V$ ! ,<O/4 ,8,LET U G ON4'
  ,!Y WALK$ AL;G ! ROAD1 ,SCROOGE
RECOGNIS+ E GATE1 & PO/1 & TREE2 UNTIL A
LL M>KET-T[N APPE>$ 9 ! 4T.E1 ) XS
BRIDGE1 XS *UR*1 & W9D+ RIV]4 ,"S %A7Y
PONIES N[ 7 SE5 TROTT+ T[>DS !M ) BOYS
^U _! BACKS1 :O CALL$ 6O!R BOYS 9 C.TRY
GIGS & C>TS1 DRIV5 0F>M]S4 ,ALL ^! BOYS
7 9 GRT _SS1 & %\T$ 6EA* O!R1 UNTIL !
BROAD FIELDS 7 S FULL ( M]RY MUSIC1 T !
CRISP AIR LAU<$ 6HE> X4
  ,8,^! >E B %AD[S (! ?+S T H BE51' SD !
,<O/4 ,8,!Y H NO 3SCI\S;S ( U4'
  ,! JOCUND TRAVELL]S CAME ON2 & Z !Y
CAME1 ,SCROOGE KNEW & "ND !M E "O4 ,:Y 0
HE RJCD 2Y ALL B.DS 6SEE !M4 ,:Y DID 8
COLD EYE GLI/51 & 8 HE>T L1P UP Z !Y W5T
PA/4 ,:Y 0 HE FILL$ ) GLAD;S :5 HE HE>D
!M GIVE EA* O!R ,M]RY ,*RI/MAS1 Z !Y "P$
AT CROSS-ROADS & BYE-WAYS1 = _! S"EAL
HOMES4 ,:AT 0 M]RY ,*RI/MAS 6,SCROOGE4
,\ ^U M]RY ,*RI/MAS4 ,:AT GD _H X "E D"O
6HM4
  ,8,! S*OOL IS N Q DES]T$1' SD ! ,<O/4
,8,A SOLIT>Y *1 NEGLECT$ 0HIS FRS1 IS
LEFT "! /4'
  ,SCROOGE SD HE KNEW X4 ,& HE SO2$4
  ,!Y LEFT ! HI<-ROAD1 0A WELL-REMEMB]$
LANE1 & SOON APPROA*$ A MAN.N ( DULL R$
BRICK1 )A LL W1!RCOCK-SURM.T$ CUPOLA1 ON
! RO(1 &A BELL HANG+ 9 X4 ,X 0 A L>GE
H\SE1 B "O ( BROK5 =TUNES2 =! SPACI\S
(FICES 7 LL US$1 _! WALLS 7 DAMP &
MOSSY1 _! W9D[S BROK51 & _! GATES
DECAY$4 ,F[LS CLUCK$ & /RUTT$ 9 ! /A#S2
&! COA*-H\SES & %$S 7 OV]-RUN ) GRASS4
,NOR 0 X M RET5TIVE ( XS ANCI5T /ATE1
)92 = 5T]+ ! DRE>Y HALL1 & GLANC+ "? !
OP5 DOORS ( _M ROOMS1 !Y F.D !M POORLY
FURNI%$1 COLD1 & VA/4 ,"! 0 AN E>?Y
SAV\R 9 ! AIR1 A *ILLY B>E;S 9 ! PLACE1
: ASSOCIAT$ XF "SH[ ) TOO M* GETT+ UP
0C&LE-LI<T1 & N TOO M* 6EAT4
  ,!Y W5T1 ! ,<O/ & ,SCROOGE1 ACR !
HALL1 6A DOOR AT ! BACK (! H\SE4 ,X OP5$
2F !M1 & 4CLOS$ A L;G1 B>E1 MELAN*OLY
ROOM1 MADE B>] / 0L9ES ( PLA9 D1L =MS &
DESKS4 ,AT "O ( ^! A L"OLY BOY 0 R1D+
NE> A FEE# FIRE2 & ,SCROOGE SAT D[N ^U A
=M1 & WEPT 6SEE 8 POOR =GOTT5 SELF Z HE
US$ 6BE4
  ,N A LAT5T E*O 9 ! H\SE1 N A SQU1K &
SCU6LE F ! MICE 2H ! PANELL+1 N A DRIP F
! HALF-?AW$ WAT]-SP\T 9 ! DULL Y>D 2H1 N
A SI< AM;G ! L1F.S B\<S ( "O DESPOND5T
POPL>1 N ! IDLE SW++ ( AN EMPTY /ORE-
H\SE DOOR1 NO1 N A CLICK+ 9 ! FIRE1 B
FELL ^U ! HE>T ( ,SCROOGE )A S(T5+
9FLU;E1 & GAVE A FRE] PASSAGE 6HIS TE>S4
  ,! ,_S T\*$ HM ON ! >M1 & PO9T$ 6HIS
"Y] SELF1 9T5T ^U 8 R1D+4 ,SU45LY A MAN1
9 =EIGN G>;TS3 WOND];LLY R1L & 4T9CT
6LOOK AT3 /OOD \TSIDE ! W9D[1 ) AN AXE
/UCK 9 8 BELT1 & L1D+ 0! BRIDLE AN ASS
LAD5 ) WOOD4
  ,8,:Y1 X'S ,ALI ,BABA4' ,SCROOGE
EXCLAIM$ 9 EC/ASY4 ,8,X'S DE> OLD H"O/
,ALI ,BABA4 ,YES1 YES1 ,I "K4 ,"O
,*RI/MAS "T1 :5 YOND] SOLIT>Y * 0 LEFT
"H ALL AL"O1 HE DID -E1 =! F/ "T1 J L T4
,POOR BOY4 ,& ,VAL5T9E1' SD ,SCROOGE1' &
8 WILD BRO!R1 ,ORSON2 "! !Y G4 ,& :AT'S
8 "N1 :O 0 PUT D[N 9 8 DRAW]S1 ASLEEP1
AT ! ,GATE ( ,DAMASCUS2 DON'T Y SEE HM4
,&! ,SULTAN'S ,GROOM TURN$ UPSIDE D[N 0!
,G5II2 "! HE IS ^U 8 H1D4 ,S]VE HM "R4
,I'M GLAD ( X4 ,:AT BUSI;S _H HE 6BE
M>RI$ 6! ,PR9CESS4'
  ,6HE> ,SCROOGE EXP5D+ ALL ! E>NE/;S (
8 NATURE ON S* SUBJECTS1 9 A MO/
EXTRAORD9>Y VOICE 2T LAU<+ & CRY+2 &
6SEE 8 HEI<T5$ & EXCIT$ FACE2 WD H BE5 A
SURPRISE 6HIS BUSI;S FRS 9 ! C;Y1 9DE$4
  ,8,"!'S ! ,P>ROT4' CRI$ ,SCROOGE4
,8,GRE5 BODY & YELL[ TAIL1 )A ?+ L A
LETTUCE GR[+ \ (! TOP ( 8 H1D2 "! HE IS4
,POOR ,ROB9 ,CRUSOE1 HE CALL$ HM1 :5 HE
CAME HOME AG AF SAIL+ R.D ! ISL&4
,8,POOR ,ROB9 ,CRUSOE1 ": H Y BE51 ,ROB9
,CRUSOE4' ,! MAN ?"\ HE 0 DR1M+1 B HE
WASN'T4 ,X 0 ! ,P>ROT1 Y "K4 ,"! GOES
,FRI"D1 RUNN+ = 8 LIFE 6! LL CREEK4
,HALLOA4 ,HOOP4 ,HALLO4'
  ,!N1 )A RAPID;Y ( TRANSI;N V =EIGN
6HIS USUAL "*1 HE SD1 9 P;Y = 8 =M]
SELF1 ,8,POOR BOY4' & CRI$ AG4
  ,8,I WI%1' ,SCROOGE MUTT]$1 PUTT+ 8 H&
9 8 POCKET1 & LOOK+ AB HM1 AF DRY+ 8
EYES ) 8 CUFF3 ,8B X'S TOO LATE N[4'
  ,8,:AT IS ! MATT]4' ASK$ ! ,_S4
  ,8,NO?+1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,NO?+4 ,"! 0
A BOY S++ A ,*RI/MAS ,C>OL AT MY DOOR
LA/ NI<T4 ,I %D L 6H GIV5 HM "S?+3 T'S
ALL4'

,! ,<O/ SMIL$ ?"\;LLY1 & WAV$ XS H&3
SAY+ Z X DID S1 ,8,LET U SEE ANO!R
  ,*RI/MAS4'

  ,SCROOGE'S =M] SELF GREW L>G] AT !
^WS1 &! ROOM 2CAME A LL D>K] & M DIRTY4
,! PANELS %RUNK1 ! W9D[S CRACK$2 FRAG;TS
( PLA/] FELL \ (! CEIL+1 &! NAK$ LA?S 7
%[N 9/1D2 B H[ ALL ? 0 BR"\ AB1 ,SCROOGE
KNEW NO M ?AN Y D4 ,HE ONLY KNEW T X 0 Q
CORRECT2 T "EY?+ _H HAPP5$ S2 T "! HE
WAS1 AL"O AG1 :5 ALL ! O!R BOYS _H G"O
HOME =! JOLLY HOLI"DS4

,HE 0 N R1D+ N[1 B WALK+ UP & D[N
DESPAIR+LY4

  ,SCROOGE LOOK$ AT ! ,<O/1 &)A M\RN;L
%AK+ ( 8 H1D1 GL.ED ANXI\SLY T[>DS !
DOOR4
  ,X OP5$2 &A LL GIRL1 M* "Y] ?AN ! BOY1
CAME D>T+ IN1 & PUTT+ H] >MS AB 8 NECK1
& (T5 KISS+ HM1 A4RESS$ HM Z H] ,8,DE>1
DE> BRO!R4'
  ,8,I H -E 6BR+ Y HOME1 DE> BRO!R4' SD
! *1 CLAPP+ H] T9Y H&S1 & B5D+ D[N
6LAU<4 ,8,6BR+ Y HOME1 HOME1 HOME4'
  ,8,HOME1 LL ,FAN4' RETURN$ ! BOY4
  ,8,YES4' SD ! *1 BRIM;L ( GLEE4
,8,HOME1 = GD & ALL4 ,HOME1 = "E & "E4
,"F IS S M* K9D] ?AN HE US$ 6BE1 T
HOME'S L ,H1V54 ,HE SPOKE S G5TLY 6ME "O
DE> NI<T :5 ,I 0 GO+ 6B$1 T ,I 0 N
AFRAID 6ASK HM ONCE M IF Y MI<T -E HOME2
& HE SD ,YES1 Y %D2 & S5T ME 9 A COA*
6BR+ Y4 ,& Y'RE 6BE A MAN4' SD ! *1 OP5+
H] EYES1' & >E N"E 6-E BACK "H2 B F/1
WE'RE 6BE TGR ALL ! ,*RI/MAS L;G1 & H !
M]RIE/ "T 9 ALL ! _W4'
  ,8,Y >E Q A WOMAN1 LL ,FAN4' EXCLAIM$
! BOY4
  ,%E CLAPP$ H] H&S & LAU<$1 & TRI$ 6T\*
8 H1D2 B 2+ TOO LL1 LAU<$ AG1 & /OOD ON
TIPTOE 6EMBRACE HM4 ,!N %E 2GAN 6DRAG
HM1 9 H] *ILDI% EAG];S1 T[>DS ! DOOR2 &
HE1 NO?+ LO? 6G1 A3OMPANI$ H]4
  ,A T]RI# VOICE 9 ! HALL CRI$4 ,8,BR+
D[N ,MA/] ,SCROOGE'S BOX1 "!4' & 9 !
HALL APPE>$ ! S*OOLMA/] HMF1 :O GL>$ ON
,MA/] ,SCROOGE )A F]OCI\S 3DESC5.N1 &
?REW HM 96A DR1D;L /ATE ( M9D 0%AK+ H&S
) HM4 ,HE !N 3VEY$ HM & 8 SI/] 96! V]IE/
OLD WELL (A %IV]+ BE/-P>L\R T "E 0 SE51
": ! MAPS ^U ! WALL1 &! CELE/IAL &
T]RE/RIAL GLOBES 9 ! W9D[S1 7 WAXY )
COLD4 ,"H HE PRODUC$ A DECANT] (
CURI\SLY LI<T W9E1 &A BLOCK ( CURI\SLY
H1VY CAKE1 & ADM9I/]$ 9/AL;TS ( ^?
DA9TIES 6! "Y P3 AT ! SAME "T1 S5D+ \ A
M1GRE S]VANT 6(F] A GLASS ( "S?+ 6!
PO/BOY1 :O ANSW]$ T HE ?ANK$ ! G5TLEMAN1
B IF X 0 ! SAME TAP Z HE _H TA/$ 2F1 HE
_H R N4 ,MA/] ,SCROOGE'S TRUNK 2+ 0? "T
TI$ ON 6! TOP (! *AISE1 ! *N BADE !
S*OOLMA/] GD-BYE "R WILL+LY2 & GETT+
96X1 DROVE GAILY D[N ! G>D5-SWEEP3 ! QK
:EELS DA%+ ! HO>-FRO/ & SN[ F (F ! D>K
L1VES (! "EGRE5S L SPRAY4

,8,ALW A DELICATE CR1TURE1 :OM A BR1?
  MI<T H
)]$1' SD ! ,<O/4 ,8,B %E _H A L>GE
  HE>T4'

,8,S %E _H1' CRI$ ,SCROOGE4 ,8,Y'RE "R4
  ,I W N
GA9SAY X1 ,_S4 ,GOD =BID4'

  ,8,%E DI$ A WOMAN1' SD ! ,<O/1 ,8& _H1
Z ,I ?9K1 *N4'
  ,8,"O *1' ,SCROOGE RETURN$4
,8,TRUE1' SD ! ,<O/4 ,8,YR NEPHEW4'

  ,SCROOGE SEEM$ UNEASY 9 8 M9D2 &
ANSW]$ BRIEFLY1 ,8,YES4'
  ,AL? !Y _H B T MO;T LEFT ! S*OOL 2H
!M1 !Y 7 N[ 9 ! BUSY ?OR\<F>ES (A C;Y1
": %AD[Y PASS5G]S PASS$ & REPASS$2 ":
%AD[Y C>TS & COA*ES BATTLE =! WAY1 & ALL
! /RIFE & TUMULT (A R1L C;Y W]E4 ,X 0
MADE PLA9 5\<1 0! DRESS+ (! %OPS1 T "H
TOO X 0 ,*RI/MAS "T AG2 B X 0 EV5+1 &!
/REETS 7 LI<T$ UP4
  ,! ,<O/ /OPP$ AT A C]TA9 W>EH\SE DOOR1
& ASK$ ,SCROOGE IF HE KNEW X4

,8,"K X4' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,I 0 APPR5TIC$
  "H4'

  ,!Y W5T IN4 ,AT SI<T ( AN OLD G5TLEMAN
9 A ,WEL% WIG1 SITT+ 2H S* A HI< DESK1 T
IF HE _H BE5 TWO 9*ES TALL] HE M/ H
KNOCK$ 8 H1D AG/ ! CEIL+1 ,SCROOGE CRI$
9 GRT EXCITE;T3


,8,:Y1 X'S OLD ,FEZZIWIG4 ,B.S 8 HE>T2
  X'S ,FEZZIWIG
ALIVE AG4'

  ,OLD ,FEZZIWIG LAID D[N 8 P51 & LOOK$
UP AT ! CLOCK1 : PO9T$ 6! H\R ( SEV54
,HE RU2$ 8 H&S2 ADJU/$ 8 CAPACI\S
WAI/COAT2 LAU<$ ALL OV] HMF1 F 8 %[S
6HIS ORGAN ( 2NEVOL;E2 & CALL$ \ 9 A
-=TA#1 OILY1 RI*1 FAT1 JOVIAL VOICE3

,8,YO HO1 "!4 ,EB5EZ]4 ,DICK4'

  ,SCROOGE'S =M] SELF1 N[ GR[N A "Y MAN1
CAME BRISKLY IN1 A3OMPANI$ 0HIS FELL[-
PR5TICE4

,8,DICK ,WILK9S1 6BE SURE4' SD ,SCROOGE
  6! ,<O/4
,8,B.S ME1 YES4 ,"! HE IS4 ,HE 0 V M*
  ATTA*$
6ME1 0 ,DICK4 ,POOR ,DICK4 ,DE>1 DE>4'

  ,8,YO HO1 MY BOYS4' SD ,FEZZIWIG4
,8,NO M "W TN4 ,*RI/MAS ,EVE1 ,DICK4
,*RI/MAS1 ,EB5EZ]4 ,LET'S H ! %UTT]S
UP1' CRI$ OLD ,FEZZIWIG1 )A %>P CLAP ( 8
H&S1' 2F A MAN C SAY ,JACK ,ROB9SON4'
  ,Y WDN'T 2LIEVE H[ ^? TWO FELL[S W5T
AT X4 ,!Y *>G$ 96! /REET )! %UTT]S --
"O1 TWO1 ?REE -- _H !M UP 9 _! PLACES --
F\R1 FIVE1 SIX -- B>R$ !M & P9N$ !N --
SEV51 EI<T1 N9E -- & CAME BACK 2F Y CD H
GOT 6TWELVE1 PANT+ L RACE-HORSES4
  ,8,HILLI-HO6' CRI$ OLD ,FEZZIWIG1
SKIPP+ D[N F ! HI< DESK1 ) WOND];L
AGIL;Y4 ,8,CLE> AWAY1 MY LADS1 & LET'S H
LOTS ( ROOM "H4 ,HILLI-HO1 ,DICK4
,*IRRUP1 ,EB5EZ]4'
  ,CLE> AWAY4 ,"! 0 NO?+ !Y WDN'T H
CLE>$ AWAY1 OR CDN'T H CLE>$ AWAY1 ) OLD
,FEZZIWIG LOOK+ ON4 ,X 0 D"O 9 A M9UTE4
,E MOVA# 0 PACK$ (F1 Z IF X 7 4MISS$ F
PUBLIC LIFE = "EMORE2 ! FLOOR 0 SWEPT &
WAT]$1 ! LAMPS 7 TRIMM$1 FUEL 0 H1P$ ^U
! FIRE2 &! W>EH\SE 0 Z SNUG1 & W>M1 &
DRY1 & B"R A BALL-ROOM1 Z Y WD DESIRE
6SEE ^U A W9T]'S NI<T4
  ,9 CAME A FI4L] )A MUSIC-BOOK1 & W5T
UP 6! L(TY DESK1 & MADE AN OR*E/RA ( X1
& TUN$ L FIFTY /OMA*-A*ES4 ,9 CAME ,MRS
,FEZZIWIG1 "O VA/ SUB/ANTIAL SMILE4 ,9
CAME ! ?REE ,MISS ,FEZZIWIGS1 B1M+ &
LOVA#4 ,9 CAME ! SIX "Y FOLL[]S ^: HE>TS
!Y BROKE4 ,9 CAME ALL ! "Y M5 & WOM5
EMPLOY$ 9 ! BUSI;S4 ,9 CAME ! H\SEMAID1
) H] C\S91 ! BAK]4 ,9 CAME ! COOK1 ) H]
BRO!R'S "PICUL> FR1 ! MILKMAN4 ,9 CAME !
BOY F OV] ! WAY1 :O 0 SUSPECT$ ( N HAV+
BO>D 5 F 8 MA/]2 TRY+ 6HIDE HMF 2H !
GIRL F NEXT DOOR B "O1 :O 0 PROV$ 6H _H
H] E>S PULL$ 0H] MI/RESS4 ,9 !Y ALL
CAME1 "O AF ANO!R2 "S %YLY1 "S BOLDLY1
"S GRACE;LLY1 "S AWKW>DLY1 "S PU%+1 "S
PULL+2 9 !Y ALL CAME1 ANYH[ & "EYH[4
,AWAY !Y ALL W5T1 TW5TY C\PLES AT ONCE2
H&S HALF R.D & BACK AG ! O!R WAY2 D[N !
MI4LE & UP AG2 R.D & R.D 9 V>I\S /AGES (
A6EC;NATE GR\P+2 OLD TOP C\PLE ALW TURN+
UP 9 ! WR;G PLACE2 NEW TOP C\PLE />T+ (F
AG1 Z SOON Z !Y GOT "!2 ALL TOP C\PLES
AT LA/1 & N A BOTTOM "O 6HELP !M4 ,:5 ?
RESULT 0 BR"\ AB1 OLD ,FEZZIWIG1 CLAPP+
8 H&S 6/OP ! D.E1 CRI$ \1' ,WELL D"O4'
&! FI4L] PLUNG$ 8 HOT FACE 96A POT (
PORT]1 ESPECI,Y PROVID$ = T PURPOSE4 ,B
SCORN+ RE/1 ^U 8 REAPPE>.E1 HE 9/ANTLY
2GAN AG1 ?\< "! 7 NO D.ERS YET1 Z IF !
O!R FI4L] _H BE5 C>RI$ HOME1 EXHAU/$1 ON
A %UTT]1 & HE 7 A BRAN-NEW MAN RESOLV$
6B1T HM \ ( SI<T1 OR P]I%4
  ,"! 7 M D.ES1 & "! 7 =FEITS1 & M D.ES1
& "! 0 CAKE1 & "! 0 NEGUS1 & "! 0 A GRT
PIECE ( ,COLD ,ROA/1 & "! 0 A GRT PIECE
( ,COLD ,BOIL$1 & "! 7 M9CE-PIES1 &
PL5TY ( BE]4 ,B ! GRT E6ECT (! EV5+ CAME
AF ! ,ROA/ & ,BOIL$1 :5 ! FI4L] 7AN >T;L
DOG1 M9D4 ,! SORT ( MAN :O KNEW 8 BUSI;S
BETT] ?AN Y OR ,I CD H TOLD X HM47 /RUCK
UP ,SIR ,ROG] DE ,COV]LEY4' ,!N OLD
,FEZZIWIG /OOD \ 6D.E ) ,MRS ,FEZZIWIG4
,TOP C\PLE1 TOO2 )A GD /IFF PIECE ( "W
CUT \ = !M2 ?REE OR F\R & TW5TY PAIR (
"PN]S2 P :O 7 N 6BE TRIFL$ )2 P :O WD
D.E1 & _H NO NO;N ( WALK+4
  ,B IF !Y _H BE5 TWICE Z _M -- AH1 F\R
"TS --OLD ,FEZZIWIG WD H BE5 A MAT* =
!M1 & S WD ,MRS ,FEZZIWIG4 ,Z 6H]1 %E 0
WOR?Y 6BE 8 "PN] 9 E S5SE (! T]M4 ,IF
T'S N HI< PRAISE1 TELL ME HI<]1 & ,I'LL
USE X4 ,A POSITIVE LI<T APPE>$ 6ISSUE F
,FEZZIWIG'S CALVES4 ,!Y %"O 9 E "P (!
D.E L MOONS4 ,Y CDN'T H PREDICT$1 AT ANY
GIV5 "T1 :AT WD H 2COME ( !M NEXT4 ,& :5
OLD ,FEZZIWIG & ,MRS ,FEZZIWIG _H G"O
ALL "? ! D.E2 ADV.E & RETIRE1 BO? H&S
6YR "PN]1 B[ & CURTSEY1 CORKSCREW1 ?R1D-
!-NE$LE1 & BACK AG 6YR PLACE2 ,FEZZIWIG
CUT -- CUT S DEFTLY1 T HE APPE>$
6W9K ) 8 LEGS1 & CAME ^U 8 FEET AG )\T A
/A7]4
  ,:5 ! CLOCK /RUCK ELEV51 ? DOME/IC
BALL BROKE UP4 ,MR & ,MRS ,FEZZIWIG TOOK
_! /,NS1 "O ON EI SIDE (! DOOR1 & %AK+
H&S ) E P]SON 9DIVIDU,Y Z HE OR %E W5T
\1 WI%$ HM OR H] A ,M]RY ,*RI/MAS4 ,:5
"EYBODY _H RETIR$ B ! TWO PR5TICES1 !Y
DID ! SAME 6!M2 & ?US ! *E];L VOICES DI$
AWAY1 &! LADS 7 LEFT 6_! B$S2 : 7 "U A
C.T] 9 ! BACK-%OP4
  ,DUR+ ! :OLE ( ? "T1 ,SCROOGE _H ACT$
L A MAN \ ( 8 WITS4 ,8 HE>T & S\L 7 9 !
SC5E1 &) 8 =M] SELF4 ,HE CORROBORAT$
"EY?+1 REMEMB]$ "EY?+1 5JOY$ "EY?+1 &
"UW5T ! /RANGE/ AGIT,N4 ,X 0 N UNTIL N[1
:5 ! B"R FACES ( 8 =M] SELF & ,DICK 7
TURN$ F !M1 T HE REMEMB]$ ! ,<O/1 &
2CAME 3SCI\S T X 0 LOOK+ FULL ^U HM1
:ILE ! LI<T ^U XS H1D BURNT V CLE>4

,8,A SMALL MATT]1' SD ! ,<O/1 ,86MAKE ^!
  SILLY
FOLKS S FULL ( GRATITUDE4'

  ,8,SMALL4' E*O$ ,SCROOGE4
  ,! ,_S SIGN$ 6HM 6LI/5 6! TWO
APPR5TICES1 :O 7 P\R+ \ _! HE>TS 9
PRAISE ( ,FEZZIWIG3 & :5 HE _H D"O S1
SD1

,8,:Y4 ,IS X N4 ,HE HAS SP5T B A FEW
  P.DS (
YR MORTAL M"OY3 ?REE OR F\R P]H4 ,IS T S
M* T HE DES]VES ? PRAISE4'

  ,8,X ISN'T T1' SD ,SCROOGE1 H1T$ 0!
REM>K1 & SP1K+ UNCONSCI\SLY L 8 =M]1 N 8
LATT]1 SELF4 ,8,X ISN'T T1 ,_S4 ,HE HAS
! P[] 6R5D] U HAPPY OR UNHAPPY2 6MAKE \R
S]VICE LI<T OR BURD5"S2 A PL1SURE OR A
TOIL4 ,SAY T 8 P[] LIES 9 ^WS & LOOKS2 9
?+S S SLI<T & 9SIGNIFICANT T X IS
IMPOSSI# 6ADD & C.T !M UP3 :AT !N4 ,!
HAPPI;S HE GIVES1 IS Q Z GRT Z IF X CO/
A =TUNE4'
  ,HE FELT ! ,_S'S GL.E1 & /OPP$4
  ,8,:AT IS ! MATT]4' ASK$ ! ,<O/4
  ,8,NO?+ 9 "PICUL>1' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,"S?+1 ,I ?9K4' ! ,<O/ 9SI/$4
  ,8,NO1' SD ,SCROOGE1' ,NO4 ,I %D L 6BE
A# 6SAY A ^W OR TWO 6MY CL]K J N[4 ,T'S
ALL4'
  ,8 =M] SELF TURN$ D[N ! LAMPS Z HE
GAVE UTT].E 6! WI%2 & ,SCROOGE &! ,<O/
AG /OOD SIDE 0SIDE 9 ! OP5 AIR4

,8,MY "T GR[S %ORT1' OBS]V$ ! ,_S4
  ,8,QK4'

  ,? 0 N A4RESS$ 6,SCROOGE1 OR 6ANY "O
:OM HE CD SEE1 B X PRODUC$ AN IMM E6ECT4
,= AG ,SCROOGE SAW HMF4 ,HE 0 OLD] N[2 A
MAN 9 ! PRIME ( LIFE4 ,8 FACE _H N ! H>%
& RIGID L9ES ( LAT] YE>S2 B X _H 2GUN
6WE> ! SIGNS ( C>E & AV>ICE4 ,"! 0 AN
EAG]1 GRE$Y1 RE/.S MO;N 9 ! EYE1 : %[$ !
PAS.N T _H TAK5 ROOT1 & ": ! %AD[ (!
GR[+ TREE WD FALL4
  ,HE 0 N AL"O1 B SAT 0! SIDE (A FAIR "Y
GIRL 9 A M\RN+-DRESS3 9 ^: EYES "! 7
TE>S1 : SP>KL$ 9 ! LI<T T %"O \ (! ,<O/
( ,*RI/MAS ,PA/4
  ,8,X MATT]S LL1' %E SD1 S(TLY4 ,8,6Y1
V LL4 ,ANO!R IDOL HAS 4PLAC$ ME2 & IF X
C *E] & -=T Y 9 "T 6-E1 Z ,I WD H TRI$
6D1 ,I H NO J CAUSE 6GRIEVE4'
  ,8,:AT ,IDOL HAS 4PLAC$ Y4' HE REJO9$4

,8,A GOLD5 "O4'

  ,8,? IS ! EV5-H&$ D1L+ (! _W4' HE SD4
,8,"! IS NO?+ ON : X IS S H>D Z POV]TY2
& "! IS NO?+ X PROFESSES 63DEMN ) S*
SEV];Y Z ! PURSUIT ( W1L?4'
  ,8,Y FE> ! _W TOO M*1' %E ANSW]$1
G5TLY4 ,8,ALL YR O!R HOPES H M]G$ 96!
HOPE ( 2+ 2Y ! *.E ( XS SORDID REPROA*4
,I H SE5 YR NO#R ASPIR,NS FALL (F "O
0"O1 UNTIL ! MA/]-PAS.N1 ,GA91 5GROSSES
Y4 ,H ,I N4'
,8,:AT !N4' HE RETORT$4 ,8,EV5 IF ,I H
  GR[N S
M* WIS]1 :AT !N4 ,I AM N *ANG$ T[>DS Y4'

  ,%E %OOK H] H1D4

,8,AM ,I4'

  ,8,\R 3TRACT IS AN OLD "O4 ,X 0 MADE
:5 WE 7 BO? POOR & 3T5T 6BE S1 UNTIL1 9
GD S1SON1 WE CD IMPROVE \R _WLY =TUNE
0\R PATI5T 9DU/RY4 ,Y >E *ANG$4 ,:5 X 0
MADE1 Y 7 ANO!R MAN4'
  ,8,I 0 A BOY1' HE SD IMPATI5TLY4
  ,8,YR [N FEEL+ TELLS Y T Y 7 N :AT Y
>E1' %E RETURN$4 ,8,I AM4 ,T : PROMIS$
HAPPI;S :5 WE 7 "O 9 HE>T1 IS FRAU<T )
MIS]Y N[ T WE >E TWO4 ,H[ (T5 & H[ KE5LY
,I H ?"\ ( ?1 ,I W N SAY4 ,X IS 5 T ,I H
?"\ ( X1 & C REL1SE Y4'

,8,H ,I "E S"\ REL1SE4'

,8,IN ^WS4 ,NO4 ,N"E4'

,8,IN :AT1 !N4'

  ,8,IN A *ANG$ NATURE2 9 AN ALT]$ _S2 9
ANO!R ATMOSPH]E ( LIFE2 ANO!R ,HOPE Z XS
GRT 5D4 ,9 "EY?+ T MADE MY LOVE ( ANY
WOR? OR VALUE 9 YR SI<T4 ,IF ? _H N"E
BE5 2T U1' SD ! GIRL1 LOOK+ MILDLY1 B )
/1DI;S1 ^U HM2' TELL ME1 WD Y SEEK ME \
& TRY 6W9 ME N[4 ,AH1 NO4'
  ,HE SEEM$ 6YIELD 6! JU/ICE ( ?
SUPPOSI;N1 9 SPITE ( HMF4 ,B HE SD )A
/RU7LE1' ,Y ?9K N4'
  ,8,I WD GLADLY ?9K O!RWISE IF ,I CD1'
%E ANSW]$1 ,8,H1V5 "KS4 ,:5 ,I H LE>N$ A
,TRU? L ?1 ,I "K H[ /R;G & IRRESI/I# X
M/ BE4 ,B IF Y 7 FREE TD1 TM1 YE/]"D1 C
EV5 ,I 2LIEVE T Y WD *OOSE A D[].S GIRL
-- Y :O1 9 YR V 3FID;E ) H]1 WEI< "EY?+
0,GA93 OR1 *OOS+ H]1 IF =A MO;T Y 7
FALSE 5 6YR "O GUID+ PR9CIPLE 6D S1 D ,I
N "K T YR REP5T.E & REGRET WD SURELY
FOLL[4 ,I D2 & ,I REL1SE Y4 ,)A FULL
HE>T1 =! LOVE ( HM Y ONCE W]E4'


,HE 0 AB 6SP1K2 B ) H] H1D TURN$ F
HM1 %E RESUM$4

  ,8,Y MAY -- ! MEMORY ( :AT IS PA/ HALF
MAKES ME HOPE Y W -- H PA9 9 ?4 ,A V1 V
BRIEF "T1 & Y W 4MISS ! RECOLLEC;N ( X1
GLADLY1 Z AN UNPR(ITA# DR1M1 F : X
HAPP5$ WELL T Y AWOKE4 ,MAY Y 2 HAPPY 9
! LIFE Y H *OS54'
  ,%E LEFT HM1 & !Y "P$4

,8,_S4' SD ,SCROOGE1' %[ ME NO M4 ,3DUCT
ME HOME4 ,:Y D Y DELI<T 6TORTURE ME4'

  ,8,"O %AD[ M4' EXCLAIM$ ! ,<O/4

,8,NO M4' CRI$ ,SCROOGE4 ,8,NO M1 ,I
  DON'T WI% TO
SEE X4 ,%[ ME NO M4'

,B ! REL5T.S ,<O/ P9ION$ HM 9 BO? 8 >MS1
& =C$ HM 6OBS]VE :AT HAPP5$ NEXT4

  ,!Y 7 9 ANO!R SC5E & PLACE2 A ROOM1 N
V L>GE OR H&"S1 B FULL ( -=T4 ,NE> 6!
W9T] FIRE SAT A B1UTI;L "Y GIRL1 S L T
LA/ T ,SCROOGE 2LIEV$ X 0 ! SAME1 UNTIL
HE SAW H]1 N[ A -ELY MATRON1 SITT+
OPPOSITE H] DAU<T]4 ,! NOISE 9 ? ROOM 0
P]FECTLY TUMULTU\S1 = "! 7 M *N "!1 ?AN
,SCROOGE 9 8 AGITAT$ /ATE ( M9D CD C.T2
&1 UNLIKE ! CELEBRAT$ H]D 9 ! POEM1 !Y 7
N =TY *N 3DUCT+ !MVS L "O1 B E * 0
3DUCT+ XF L =TY4 ,! 3SEQU;ES 7 UPRO>I\S
2Y 2LIEF2 B NO "O SEEM$ 6C>E2 ON !
3TR>Y1 ! "M & DAU<T] LAU<$ HE>TILY1 &
5JOY$ X V M*2 &! LATT]1 SOON 2G9N+ 6M+LE
9 ! SPORTS1 GOT PILLAG$ 0! "Y BRIG&S MO/
RU?.SLY4 ,:AT WD ,I N H GIV5 6"O ( !M4
,?\< ,I N"E CD H BE5 S RUDE1 NO1 NO4 ,I
WDN'T =! W1L? ( ALL ! _W H CRU%$ T
BRAID$ HAIR1 & TORN X D[N2 &=! PRECI\S
LL %OE1 ,I WDN'T H PLUCK$ X (F1 ,GOD B.S
MY S\L4 6SAVE MY LIFE4 ,Z 6M1SUR+ H]
WAI/ 9 SPORT1 Z !Y DID1 BOLD "Y BROOD1
,I CDN'T H D"O X2 ,I %D H EXPECT$ MY >M
6H GR[N R.D X =A PUNI%;T1 & N"E -E
/RAI<T AG4 ,& YET ,I %D H DE>LY LIK$1 ,I
[N1 6H T\*$ H] LIPS2 6H "Q$ H]1 T %E
MI<T H OP5$ !M2 6H LOOK$ ^U ! LA%ES ( H]
D[NCA/ EYES1 & N"E RAIS$ A BLU%2 6H LET
LOOSE WAVES ( HAIR1 AN 9* ( : WD 2 A
KEEPSAKE 2Y PRICE3 9 %ORT1 ,I %D H LIK$1
,I D 3FESS1 6H _H ! LI<TE/ LIC;E (A *1 &
YET 6H BE5 MAN 5 6"K XS VALUE4
  ,B N[ A KNOCK+ AT ! DOOR 0 HE>D1 & S*
A RU% IMMLY 5SU$ T %E ) LAU<+ FACE &
PL"U$ DRESS 0 BORNE T[>DS X ! C5TRE (A
FLU%$ & BOI/]\S GR\P1 J 9 "T 6GREET !
"F1 :O CAME HOME ATT5D$ 0A MAN LAD5 )
,*RI/MAS TOYS & PRES5TS4 ,!N ! %\T+ &!
/RU7L+1 &! ONSLAU<T T 0 MADE ON !
DEF;E.S PORT]4 ,! SCAL+ HM ) *AIRS =
LA4]S 6DIVE 96HIS POCKETS1 DESPOIL HM (
BR[N-PAP] P>CELS1 HOLD ON TI<T 0HIS
CRAVAT1 HUG HM R.D 8 NECK1 POMMEL 8
BACK1 & KICK 8 LEGS 9 IRREPRESSI#
A6EC;N4 ,! %\TS ( WOND] & DELI<T ) : !
DEVELOP;T ( E PACKAGE 0 RCVD4 ,! T]RI#
ANN\NCE;T T ! BABY _H BE5 TAK5 9 ! ACT (
PUTT+ A DOLL'S FRY+-PAN 96HIS M\?1 & 0 M
?AN SUSPECT$ ( HAV+ SWALL[$ A FICTITI\S
TURKEY1 GLU$ ON A WOOD5 PLATT]4 ,!
IMM5SE RELIEF ( F9D+ ? A FALSE AL>M4 ,!
JOY1 & GRATITUDE1 & EC/ASY4 ,!Y >E ALL
9DESCRIBA# ALIKE4 ,X IS 5 T 0DEGREES !
*N & _! EMO;NS GOT \ (! P>L\R1 & 0"O
/AIR AT A "T1 UP 6! TOP (! H\SE2 ": !Y
W5T 6B$1 & S SUBSID$4
  ,& N[ ,SCROOGE LOOK$ ON M ATT5TIVELY
?AN "E1 :5 ! MA/] (! H\SE1 HAV+ 8 DAU<T]
L1N+ FONDLY ON HM1 SAT D[N ) H] & H] "M
AT 8 [N FIRESIDE2 & :5 HE ?"\ T S* ANO!R
CR1TURE1 Q Z GRACE;L & Z FULL ( PROMISE1
MI<T H CALL$ HM "F1 & BE5 A SPR+-"T 9 !
HA7>D W9T] ( 8 LIFE1 8 SI<T GREW V DIM
9DE$4

,8,BELLE1' SD ! HUSB&1 TURN+ 6HIS WIFE
  )A
SMILE1' ,I SAW AN OLD FR ( YRS ? AFN4'

,8,:O 0 X4'

,8,GUESS4'

,8,H[ C ,I4 ,TUT1 DON'T ,I "K4' %E A4$ 9
  !
SAME BR1?1 LAU<+ Z HE LAU<$4 ,8,MR
  ,SCROOGE4'
  ,8,MR ,SCROOGE X WAS4 ,I PASS$ 8 (FICE
W9D[2 & Z X 0 N %UT UP1 & HE _H A C&LE
9SIDE1 ,I CD SC>CELY HELP SEE+ HM4 ,8
"PN] LIES ^U ! PO9T ( D1?1 ,I HE>2 & "!
HE SAT AL"O4 ,Q AL"O 9 ! _W1 ,I D
2LIEVE4'

,8,_S4' SD ,SCROOGE 9 A BROK5 VOICE1'
  REMOVE ME
F ? PLACE4'

,8,I TOLD Y ^! 7 %AD[S (! ?+S T H
BE51' SD ! ,<O/4 ,8,T !Y >E :AT !Y >E1 D
N BLAME ME4'

,8,REMOVE ME4' ,SCROOGE EXCLAIM$1' ,I _C
  BE> X4'

  ,HE TURN$ ^U ! ,<O/1 & SEE+ T X LOOK$
^U HM )A FACE1 9 : 9 "S /RANGE WAY "! 7
FRAG;TS ( ALL ! FACES X _H %[N HM1
WRE/L$ ) X4

,8,L1VE ME4 ,TAKE ME BACK4 ,HAUNT ME NO
  L;G]4'
  ,9 ! /RU7LE1 IF T C 2 CALL$ A /RU7LE 9
: ! ,<O/ ) NO VISI# RESI/.E ON XS [N "P
0 UNDISTURB$ 0ANY EF=T ( XS ADV]S>Y1
,SCROOGE OBS]V$ T XS LI<T 0 BURN+ HI< &
B"R2 & DIMLY 3NECT+ T ) XS 9FLU;E OV]
HM1 HE SEIZ$ ! EXT+UI%]-CAP1 & 0A SU45
AC;N PRESS$ X D[N ^U XS H1D4
  ,! ,_S DROPP$ 2N X1 S T ! EXT+UI%]
COV]$ XS :OLE =M2 B ?\< ,SCROOGE PRESS$
X D[N ) ALL 8 =CE1 HE CD N HIDE ! LI<T1
: /R1M$ F "U X1 9 AN UNBROK5 FLOOD ^U !
GR.D4
  ,HE 0 3SCI\S ( 2+ EXHAU/$1 & OV]COME
0AN IRRESI/I# DR[SI;S2 &1 FUR!R1 ( 2+ 9
8 [N B$ROOM4 ,HE GAVE ! CAP A "P+
SQUEEZE1 9 : 8 H& RELAX$2 & _H B>ELY "T
6REEL 6B$1 2F HE SANK 96A H1VY SLEEP4

,/AVE #C3 ,! ,SECOND (! ,?REE ,_SS

  ,AWAK+ 9 ! MI4LE (A PRODIGI\SLY T\<
SNORE1 & SITT+ UP 9 B$ 6GET 8 ?"\S TGR1
,SCROOGE _H NO O3A.N 6BE TOLD T ! BELL 0
AG ^U ! /ROKE ( ,"O4 ,HE FELT T HE 0
RE/OR$ 63SCI\S;S 9 ! "R NICK ( "T1 =!
ESPECIAL PURPOSE ( HOLD+ A 3F];E )!
SECOND MESS5G] DESPAT*$ 6HM "? ,JACOB
,M>LEY'S 9T]V5;N4 ,B1 F9D+ T HE TURN$
UNCOM=TABLY COLD :5 HE 2GAN 6WOND] : ( 8
CURTA9S ? NEW SPECTRE WD DRAW BACK1 HE
PUT !M E "O ASIDE ) 8 [N H&S1 & LY+ D[N
AG1 E/ABLI%$ A %>P LOOK-\ ALL R.D ! B$4
,=1 HE WI%$ 6*ALL5GE ! ,_S ON ! MO;T (
XS APPE>.E1 & DID N WI% 6BE TAK5
0SURPRISE1 & MADE N]V\S4
  ,G5TLEM5 (! FREE-&-EASY SORT1 :O PLUME
!MVS ON 2+ ACQUA9T$ )A MOVE OR TWO1 & 2+
USU,Y
EQUAL 6! "T-(-"D1 EXPRESS ! WIDE RANGE (
_! CAPAC;Y = ADV5TURE 0OBS]V+ T !Y >E GD
= ANY?+ F PIT*-&-TOSS 6MANSLAU<T]2 2T :
OPPOSITE EXTREMES1 NO D\BT1 "! LIES A
TOL]ABLY WIDE & -PREH5SIVE RANGE (
SUBJECTS4 ,)\T V5TUR+ = ,SCROOGE Q Z
H>DILY Z ?1 ,I DON'T M9D CALL+ ON Y
62LIEVE T HE 0 R1DY =A GD BROAD FIELD (
/RANGE APPE>.ES1 & T NO?+ 2T A BABY &
RH9OC]OS WD H A/ONI%$ HM V M*4
  ,N[1 2+ PREP>$ = ALM ANY?+1 HE 0 N
0ANY M1NS PREP>$ = NO?+2 &1 3SEQU5TLY1
:5 ! ,BELL /RUCK ,"O1 & NO %APE APPE>$1
HE 0 TAK5 )A VIOL5T FIT ( TREMBL+4 ,FIVE
M9UTES1 T5 M9UTES1 A QU>T] ( AN H\R W5T
BY1 YET NO?+ CAME4 ,ALL ? "T1 HE LAY ^U
8 B$1 ! V CORE & C5TRE (A BLAZE ( RU4Y
LI<T1 : /R1M$ ^U X :5 ! CLOCK PROCLAIM$
! H\R2 & :1 2+ ONLY LI<T1 0 M AL>M+ ?AN
A DOZ5 <O/S1 Z HE 0 P[].S 6MAKE \ :AT X
M1NT1 OR WD 2 AT2 & 0 "S"TS APPREH5SIVE
T HE MI<T 2 AT T V MO;T AN 9T]E/+ CASE (
SPONTANE\S -BUS;N1 )\T HAV+ ! 3SOL,N (
"K+ X4 ,AT LA/1 H["E1 HE 2GAN 6?9K -- Z
Y OR ,I WD H ?"\ AT F/2 = X IS ALW !
P]SON N 9 ! PREDICA;T :O "KS :AT "\ 6H
BE5 D"O 9 X1 & WD UN"QABLY H D"O X TOO
-- AT LA/1 ,I SAY1 HE 2GAN 6?9K T !
S\RCE & SECRET ( ? <O/LY LI<T MI<T 2 9 !
ADJO9+ ROOM1 F :;E1 ON FUR!R TRAC+ X1 X
SEEM$ 6%9E4 ,? IDEA TAK+ FULL POSSES.N (
8 M9D1 HE GOT UP S(TLY & %U6L$ 9 8
SLIPP]S 6! DOOR4




,! MO;T ,SCROOGE'S H& 0 ON ! LOCK1 A
  /RANGE
VOICE CALL$ HM 0HIS "N1 & BADE HM 5T]4
  ,HE
OBEY$4

  ,X 0 8 [N ROOM4 ,"! 0 NO D\BT AB T4 ,B
X _H "UG"O A SURPRIS+ TRANS=M,N4 ,!
WALLS & CEIL+ 7 S HUNG ) LIV+ GRE51 T X
LOOK$ A P]FECT GROVE2 F E "P ( :1 B"R
GL1M+ B]RIES GLI/5$4 ,! CRISP L1VES (
HOLLY1 MI/LETOE1 & IVY REFLECT$ BACK !
LI<T1 Z IF S _M LL MIRRORS _H BE5
SCATT]$ "!2 & S* A MI<TY BLAZE W5T RO>+
UP ! *IMNEY1 Z T DULL PETRIFIC,N (A HE>?
_H N"E "KN 9 ,SCROOGE'S "T1 OR ,M>LEY'S1
OR = _M & _M A W9T] S1SON G"O4 ,H1P$ UP
ON ! FLOOR1 6=M A K9D ( ?R"O1 7 TURKEYS1
GEESE1 GAME1 P\LTRY1 BRAWN1 GRT JO9TS (
M1T1 SUCK+-PIGS1 L;G WR1?S ( SAUSAGES1
M9CE-PIES1 PLUM-PU4+S1 B>RELS ( OY/]S1
R$-HOT *E/NUTS1 *]RY-*EEK$ APPLES1 JUICY
ORANGES1 LUSCI\S PE>S1 IMM5SE TWELF?-
CAKES1 & SEE?+ B[LS ( PUN*1 T MADE !
*AMB] DIM ) _! DELICI\S /1M4 ,9 EASY
/ATE ^U ? C\*1 "! SAT A JOLLY ,GIANT1
GLORI\S 6SEE1 :O BORE A GL[+ TOR*1 9
%APE N UNLIKE ,PL5TY'S HORN1 & HELD X
UP1 HI< UP1 6%$ XS LI<T ON ,SCROOGE1 Z
HE CAME PEEP+ R.D ! DOOR4

,8,-E IN4' EXCLAIM$ ! ,<O/4 ,8,-E IN1 &
  "K
ME BETT]1 MAN4'

  ,SCROOGE 5T]$ TIMIDLY1 & HUNG 8 H1D 2F
? ,_S4 ,HE 0 N ! DO7$ ,SCROOGE HE _H
BE52 & ?\< ! ,_S'S EYES 7 CLE> & K9D1 HE
DID N L 6MEET !M4

,8,I AM ! ,<O/ ( ,*RI/MAS ,PRES5T1' SD !
  ,_S4
,8,LOOK ^U ME4'

  ,SCROOGE R"E5TLY DID S4 ,X 0 CLO!D 9
"O SIMPLE GRE5 ROBE1 OR MANTLE1 BORD]$ )
:ITE FUR4 ,? G>;T HUNG S LOOSELY ON !
FIGURE1 T XS CAPACI\S BR1/ 0 B>E1 Z IF
4DA9+ 6BE W>D$ OR 3C1L$ 0ANY >TIFICE4
,XS FEET1 OBS]VA# 2N ! AMPLE FOLDS (!
G>;T1 7 AL B>E2 & ON XS H1D X WORE NO
O!R COV]+ ?AN A HOLLY WR1?1 SET "H & "!
) %9+ ICICLES4 ,XS D>K BR[N CURLS 7 L;G
& FREE2 FREE Z XS G5IAL FACE1 XS SP>KL+
EYE1 XS OP5 H&1 XS *E]Y VOICE1 XS
UNCON/RA9$ DEM1N\R1 & XS JOY;L AIR4
,GIRD$ R.D XS MI4LE 0 AN ANTIQUE SCA2>D2
B NO SWORD 0 9 X1 &! ANCI5T %1? 0 EAT5
UP ) RU/4

,8,Y H N"E SE5 ! L ( ME 2F4' EXCLAIM$
! ,_S4

  ,8,N"E1' ,SCROOGE MADE ANSW] 6X4
  ,8,H N"E WALK$ =? )! "Y] MEMB]S ( MY
FAMILY2 M1N+ 7= ,I AM V "Y7 MY ELD]
BRO!RS BORN 9 ^! LAT] YE>S4' PURSU$ !
,PHANTOM4
  ,8,I DON'T ?9K ,I H1' SD ,SCROOGE4
,8,I AM AFRAID ,I H N4 ,H Y _H _M
BRO!RS1 ,_S4'
  ,8,M ?AN EI<TE5 HUNDR$1' SD ! ,<O/4
  ,8,A TREM5D\S FAMILY 6PROVIDE =4'
MUTT]$ ,SCROOGE4
  ,! ,<O/ ( ,*RI/MAS ,PRES5T ROSE4
,8,_S1' SD ,SCROOGE SUBMISSIVELY1' 3DUCT
  ME ":

  Y W4 ,I W5T =? LA/ NI<T ON -PUL.N1 &
,I LE>NT A LESSON : IS "W+ N[4 ,TN1 IF Y
H AU<T 6T1* ME1 LET ME PR(IT 0X4'

,8,T\* MY ROBE4'

  ,SCROOGE DID Z HE 0 TOLD1 & HELD X
FA/4
  ,HOLLY1 MI/LETOE1 R$ B]RIES1 IVY1
TURKEYS1 GEESE1 GAME1 P\LTRY1 BRAWN1
M1T1 PIGS1 SAUSAGES1 OY/]S1 PIES1 PU4+S1
FRUIT1 & PUN*1 ALL VANI%$ 9/ANTLY4 ,S
DID ! ROOM1 ! FIRE1 ! RU4Y GL[1 ! H\R (
NI<T1 & !Y /OOD 9 ! C;Y /REETS ON
,*RI/MAS MORN+1 ": 7=! W1!R 0 SEV]E7 ! P
MADE A R\<1 B BRISK & N UNPL1SANT K9D (
MUSIC1 9 SCRAP+ ! SN[ F ! PAVE;T 9 FRONT
( _! DWELL+S1 & F ! TOPS ( _! H\SES1 :;E
X 0 MAD DELI<T 6! BOYS 6SEE X -E PLUMP+
D[N 96! ROAD 2L1 & SPLITT+ 96>TIFICIAL
LL SN[-/ORMS4
  ,! H\SE FRONTS LOOK$ BLACK 5\<1 &!
W9D[S BLACK]1 3TRA/+ )! SMOO? :ITE %EET
( SN[ ^U ! RO(S1 &)! DIRTI] SN[ ^U !
GR.D2 : LA/ DEPOSIT _H BE5 PL\<$ UP 9
DEEP FURR[S 0! H1VY :EELS ( C>TS &
WA7ONS2 FURR[S T CROSS$ & RECROSS$ EA*
O!R HUNDR$S ( "TS ": ! GRT /REETS BRAN*$
(F2 & MADE 9TRICATE *ANNELS1 H>D 6TRACE
9 ! ?ICK YELL[ MUD & ICY WAT]4 ,! SKY 0
GLOOMY1 &! %ORTE/ /REETS 7 *OK$ UP )A
D+Y MI/1 HALF ?AW$1 HALF FROZ51 ^: H1VI]
"PICLES DESC5D$ 9 %[] ( SOOTY ATOMS1 Z
IF ALL ! *IMNEYS 9 ,GRT ,BRITA9 _H1 0"O
3S5T1 CAU<T FIRE1 & 7 BLAZ+ AWAY 6_! DE>
HE>TS' 3T5T4 ,"! 0 NO?+ V *E];L 9 !
CLIMATE OR ! T[N1 & YET 0 "! AN AIR (
*E];L;S ABROAD T ! CLE>E/ SUMM] AIR &
B"RE/ SUMM] SUN MI<T H 5D1V\R$ 6DI6USE 9
VA94
  ,=1 ! P :O 7 %OVELL+ AWAY ON !
H\SETOPS 7 JOVIAL & FULL ( GLEE2 CALL+ \
6"O ANO!R F ! P>APETS1 & N[ & !N EX*ANG+
A FACETI\S SN[BALL -- BETT]-NATUR$
MISSILE F> ?AN _M A ^WY JE/ --LAU<+
HE>TILY IF X W5T "R & N LESS HE>TILY IF
X W5T WR;G4 ,! P\LT]]S' %OPS 7 / HALF
OP51 &! FRUIT]]S' 7 RADIANT 9 _! GLORY4
,"! 7 GRT1 R.D1 R.D1 POT-BELLI$ BASKETS
( *E/NUTS1 %AP$ L ! WAI/COATS ( JOLLY
OLD G5TLEM51 LOLL+ AT ! DOORS1 & TUMBL+
\ 96! /REET 9 _! APOPLECTIC OPUL;E4 ,"!
7 RU4Y1 BR[N-FAC$1 BROAD-GIR!D ,SPANI%
,FRI>S1 & W9K+ F _! %ELVES 9 WANTON
SLY;S AT ! GIRLS Z !Y W5T BY1 & GL.ED
DEMURELY AT ! HUNG-UP MI/LETOE4 ,"! 7
PE>S & APPLES1 CLU/]$ HI< 9 BLOOM+
PYRAMIDS2 "! 7 BUN*ES ( GRAPES1 MADE1 9
! %OPKEEP]S' 2NEVOL;E 6DANGLE F 3SPICU\S
HOOKS1 T P'S M\?S MI<T WAT] GRATIS Z !Y
PASS$2 "! 7 PILES ( FILB]TS1 MOSSY &
BR[N1 RECALL+1 9 _! FRAGR.E1 ANCI5T
WALKS AM;G ! WOODS1 & PL1SANT %U6L+S
ANKLE DEEP "? )]$ L1VES2 "! 7 ,NORFOLK
,BI69S1 SQUAB & SW>?Y1 SETT+ (F ! YELL[
(! ORANGES & LEMONS1 &1 9 ! GRT -PACT;S
( _! JUICY P]SONS1 URG5TLY 5TR1T+ &
2SEE*+ 6BE C>RI$ HOME 9 PAP] BAGS & EAT5
AF D9N]4 ,! V GOLD & SILV] FI%1 SET =?
AM;G ^! *OICE FRUITS 9 A B[L1 ?\< MEMB]S
(A DULL & /AGNANT-BLOOD$ RACE1 APPE>$
6"K T "! 0 "S?+ GO+ ON2 &1 6A FI%1 W5T
GASP+ R.D & R.D _! LL _W 9 SL[ & PAS.N.S
EXCITE;T4
  ,! ,GROC]S'4 OH ! ,GROC]S'4 NE>LY
CLOS$1 ) P]H TWO %UTT]S D[N1 OR "O2 B "?
^? GAPS S* GLIMPSES4 ,X 0 N AL"O T !
SCALES DESC5D+ ON ! C.T] MADE A M]RY
S.D1 OR T ! TW9E & ROLL] "P$ -PANY S
BRISKLY1 OR T ! CANI/]S 7 RATTL$ UP &
D[N L JU7L+ TRICKS1 OR EV5 T ! BL5D$
SC5TS ( TEA & C(FEE 7 S GRATE;L 6! NOSE1
OR EV5 T ! RAIS9S 7 S PL5TI;L & R>E1 !
ALMONDS S EXTREMELY :ITE1 ! /ICKS (
C9NAMON S L;G & /RAI<T1 ! O!R SPICES S
DELICI\S1 ! C&I$ FRUITS S CAK$ & SPOTT$
) MOLT5 SUG> Z 6MAKE ! COLDE/ LOOK]S-ON
FEEL FA9T & SUBSEQU5TLY BILI\S4 ,NOR 0 X
T ! FIGS 7 MOI/ & PULPY1 OR T ! ,FR5*
PLUMS BLU%$ 9 MODE/ T>T;S F _! HI<LY-
DECORAT$ BOXES1 OR T "EY?+ 0 GD 6EAT & 9
XS ,*RI/MAS DRESS2 B ! CU/OM]S 7 ALL S
HURRI$ & S EAG] 9 ! HOPE;L PROMISE (!
"D1 T !Y TUM#D UP AG/ EA* O!R AT ! DOOR1
CRA%+ _! WICK] BASKETS WILDLY1 & LEFT _!
PUR*ASES ^U ! C.T]1 & CAME RUNN+ BACK
6FET* !M1 & -MITT$ HUNDR$S (! L
MISTAKES1 9 ! BE/ HUM\R POSSI#2 :ILE !
,GROC] & 8 P 7 S FRANK & FRE% T ! POLI%$
HE>TS ) : !Y FA/5$ _! APRONS 2H MI<T H
BE5 _! [N1 WORN \TSIDE = G5]AL 9SPEC;N1
&= ,*RI/MAS DAWS 6PECK AT IF !Y *OSE4
  ,B SOON ! /EEPLES CALL$ GD P ALL1
6*UR* & *APEL1 & AWAY !Y CAME1 FLOCK+ "?
! /REETS 9 _! BE/ CLO!S1 &) _! GAYE/
FACES4 ,& AT ! SAME "T "! EM]G$ F SCORES
( BYE-/REETS1 LANES1 & "N.S TURN+S1
9NUM]A# P1 C>RY+ _! D9N]S 6! BAK]' %OPS4
,! SI<T ( ^! POOR REVELL]S APPE>$ 69T]E/
! ,_S V M*1 = HE /OOD ) ,SCROOGE 2S HM 9
A BAK]'S DOORWAY1 & TAK+ (F !
COV]S Z _! BE>]S PASS$1 SPR9KL$ 9C5SE ON
_! D9N]S F 8 TOR*4 ,& X 0 A V UNCOMMON
K9D ( TOR*1 = ONCE OR TWICE :5 "! 7
ANGRY ^WS 2T "S D9N]-C>RI]S :O _H JO/L$
EA* O!R1 HE %$ A FEW DROPS ( WAT] ON !M
F X1 & _! GD HUM\R 0 RE/OR$ DIRECTLY4 ,=
!Y SD1 X 0 A %AME 6QU>REL ^U ,*RI/MAS
,"D4 ,& S X WAS4 ,GOD LOVE X1 S X WAS4
  ,9 "T ! BELLS C1S$1 &! BAK]S 7 %UT UP2
& YET "! 0 A G5IAL %AD[+ =? ( ALL ^!
D9N]S &! PROGRESS ( _! COOK+1 9 ! ?AW$
BLOT* ( WET ABV EA* BAK]'S OV52 ": !
PAVE;T SMOK$ Z IF XS /"OS 7 COOK+ TOO4

,8,IS "! A PECULI> FLAV\R 9 :AT Y
  SPR9KLE F
YR TOR*4' ASK$ ,SCROOGE4

,8,"! IS4 ,MY [N4'

,8,WD X APPLY 6ANY K9D ( D9N] ON ? "D4'
ASK$ ,SCROOGE4

,8,6ANY K9DLY GIV54 ,6A POOR "O MO/4'

  ,8,:Y 6A POOR "O MO/4' ASK$ ,SCROOGE4

,8,2C X NE$S X MO/4'

  ,8,_S1' SD ,SCROOGE1 AF A MO;T'S ?"\1'
,I WOND] Y1 ( ALL ! 2+S 9 ! _M _WS AB U1
%D DESIRE 6CRAMP ^! P'S OPPORTUNITIES (
9NOC5T 5JOY;T4'
  ,8,I4' CRI$ ! ,_S4
  ,8,Y WD DEPRIVE !M ( _! M1NS ( D9+ E
SEV5? "D1 (T5 ! ONLY "D ON : !Y C 2 SD
6D9E AT ALL1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,WDN'T Y4'
  ,8,I4' CRI$ ! ,_S4
  ,8,Y SEEK 6CLOSE ^! PLACES ON ! ,SEV5?
,"D4' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,& X -ES 6! SAME
?+4'
  ,8,I SEEK4' EXCLAIM$ ! ,_S4
  ,8,=GIVE ME IF ,I AM WR;G4 ,X HAS BE5
D"O 9 YR "N1 OR AT L1/ 9 T ( YR FAMILY1'
SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,"! >E "S ^U ? E>? ( YRS1' RETURN$ !
,_S1' :O LAY CLAIM 6"K U1 & :O D _! DE$S
( PAS.N1 PRIDE1 ILL-W1 HATR$1 5VY1
BIGOTRY1 & SELFI%;S 9 \R "N1 :O >E Z
/RANGE 6U & ALL \R KI? & K91 Z IF !Y _H
N"E LIV$4 ,REMEMB] T1 & *>GE _! DO+S ON
!MVS1 N U4'
  ,SCROOGE PROMIS$ T HE WD2 & !Y W5T ON1
9VISI#1 Z !Y _H BE5 2F1 96! SUBURBS (!
T[N4 ,X 0 A REM>KA# QUAL;Y (! ,<O/ 7:
,SCROOGE _H OBS]V$ AT ! BAK]'S71 T
NOT)/&+ 8 GIGANTIC SIZE1 HE CD
A3OMMODATE HMF 6ANY PLACE ) EASE2 & T HE
/OOD 2N A L[ RO( Q Z GRACE;LLY & L A
SUP]NATURAL CR1TURE1 Z X 0 POSSI# HE CD
H D"O 9 ANY L(TY HALL4
  ,& P]H X 0 ! PL1SURE ! GD ,_S _H 9 %[+
(F ? P[] ( HIS1 OR ELSE X 0 8 [N K9D1
G5]\S1 HE>TY NATURE1 & 8 SYMPA?Y ) ALL
POOR M51 T L$ HM /RAI<T 6,SCROOGE'S
CL]K'S2 = "! HE W5T1 & TOOK ,SCROOGE )
HM1 HOLD+ 6HIS ROBE2 & ON ! ?RE%OLD (!
DOOR ! ,_S SMIL$1 & /OPP$ 6B.S ,BOB
,CRAT*IT'S DWELL+ )! SPR9KL+ ( 8 TOR*4
,?9K ( T4 ,BOB _H B FIFTE5 BOB A-WEEK
HMF2 HE POCKET$ ON ,SATUR"DS B FIFTE5
COPIES ( 8 ,*RI/IAN "N2 & YET ! ,<O/ (
,*RI/MAS ,PRES5T B.S$ 8 F\R-ROOM$ H\SE4
  ,!N UP ROSE ,MRS ,CRAT*IT1 ,CRAT*IT'S
WIFE1 DRESS$ \ B POORLY 9 A TWICE-TURN$
G[N1 B BRAVE 9 RI2ONS1 : >E *1P & MAKE A
GDLY %[ = SIXP;E2 & %E LAID ! CLO?1
ASSI/$ 0,2L9DA ,CRAT*IT1 SECOND ( H]
DAU<T]S1 AL BRAVE 9 RI2ONS2 :ILE ,MA/]
,PET] ,CRAT*IT PLUNG$ A =K 96! SAUCEPAN
( POTATOES1 & GETT+ ! CORN]S ( 8 MON/R\S
%IRT COLL> 7,BOB'S PRIVATE PROP]TY1
3F]R$ ^U 8 SON & HEIR 9 HON\R (! "D7
96HIS M\?1 RJCD 6F9D HMF S GALLANTLY
ATTIR$1 & YE>N$ 6%[ 8 L95 9 ! FA%IONA#
,P>KS4 ,& N[ TWO SMALL] ,CRAT*ITS1 BOY &
GIRL1 CAME TE>+ IN1 SCR1M+ T \TSIDE !
BAK]'S !Y _H SMELT ! GOOSE1 & "KN X = _!
[N2 & BASK+ 9 LUXURI\S ?"\S ( SAGE &
ONION1 ^! "Y ,CRAT*ITS D.ED AB ! TA#1 &
EXALT$ ,MA/] ,PET] ,CRAT*IT 6! SKIES1
:ILE HE 7N PR\D1 AL? 8 COLL>S NE>LY *OK$
HM7 BLEW ! FIRE1 UNTIL ! SL[ POTATOES
BU2L+ UP1 KNOCK$ L\DLY AT ! SAUCEPAN-LID
6BE LET \ & PEEL$4

,8,:AT HAS "E GOT YR PRECI\S "F !N4' SD
  ,MRS
,CRAT*IT4 ,8,& YR BRO!R1 ,T9Y ,TIM4 ,&
  ,M>?A

W>N'T Z LATE LA/ ,*RI/MAS ,"D 0HALF-AN-
  H\R4'

,8,"H'S ,M>?A1 "M4' SD A GIRL1 APPE>+ Z
  %E
SPOKE4

,8,"H'S ,M>?A1 "M4' CRI$ ! TWO "Y
  ,CRAT*ITS4
,8,HURRAH4 ,"!'S S* A GOOSE1 ,M>?A4'
  ,8,:Y1 B.S YR HE>T ALIVE1 MY DE>1 H[
LATE Y >E4' SD ,MRS ,CRAT*IT1 KISS+ H] A
DOZ5 "TS1 & TAK+ (F H] %AWL & BONNET =
H] ) (FICI\S Z1L4
  ,8,WE'D A D1L ( "W 6F9I% UP LA/ NI<T1'
REPLI$ ! GIRL1' & _H 6CLE> AWAY ? MORN+1
"M4'
  ,8,WELL4 ,N"E M9D S L;G Z Y >E -E1' SD
,MRS ,CRAT*IT4 ,8,SIT YE D[N 2F ! FIRE1
MY DE>1 & H A W>M1 ,"L B.S YE4'

,8,NO1 NO4 ,"!'S "F -+1' CRI$ ! TWO "Y
,CRAT*ITS1 :O 7 "EY": AT ONCE4 ,8,HIDE1
  ,M>?A1
HIDE4'

  ,S ,M>?A HID H]F1 & 9 CAME LL ,BOB1 !
"F1 ) AT L1/ ?REE FEET ( -=T] EXCLUSIVE
(! FR+E1 HANG+ D[N 2F HM2 & 8 ?R1DB>E
CLO!S D>N$ UP & BRU%$1 6LOOK S1SONA#2 &
,T9Y ,TIM ^U 8 %\LD]4 ,ALAS = ,T9Y ,TIM1
HE BORE A LL CRUT*1 & _H 8 LIMBS
SUPPORT$ 0AN IRON FRAME4


,8,:Y1 ":'S \R ,M>?A4' CRI$ ,BOB
  ,CRAT*IT1 LOOK+
R.D4

  ,8,N -+1' SD ,MRS ,CRAT*IT4
  ,8,N -+4' SD ,BOB1 )A SU45 DECL5.N 9 8
HI< _SS2 = HE _H BE5 ,TIM'S BLOOD HORSE
ALL ! WAY F *UR*1 & _H -E HOME RAMPANT4
,8,N -+ ^U ,*RI/MAS ,"D4'
  ,M>?A DIDN'T L 6SEE HM 4APPO9T$1 IF X
7 ONLY 9 JOKE2 S %E CAME \ PREMATURELY F
2H ! CLOSET DOOR1 & RAN 96HIS >MS1 :ILE
! TWO "Y ,CRAT*ITS HU/L$ ,T9Y ,TIM1 &
BORE HM (F 96! WA%-H\SE1 T HE MI<T HE> !
PU4+ S++ 9 ! COPP]4

,8,& H[ DID LL ,TIM 2HAVE4 ASK$ ,MRS
  ,CRAT*IT1
:5 %E _H RALLI$ ,BOB ON 8 CR$UL;Y1 &
  ,BOB _H
HU7$ 8 DAU<T] 6HIS HE>T'S 3T5T4

  ,8,Z GD Z GOLD1' SD ,BOB1' & BETT]4
,"SH[ HE GETS ?"\;L1 SITT+ 0HMF S M*1 &
?9KS ! /RANGE/ ?+S Y "E HE>D4 ,HE TOLD
ME1 -+ HOME1 T HE HOP$ ! P SAW HM 9 !
*UR*1 2C HE 0 A CRIPPLE1 & X MI<T 2
PL1SANT 6!M 6REMEMB] ^U ,*RI/MAS ,"D1 :O
MADE LAME BE7>S WALK1 & BL M5 SEE4'

,BOB'S VOICE 0 TREMUL\S :5 HE TOLD !M ?1
  &
TREM#D M :5 HE SD T ,T9Y ,TIM 0 GR[+
/R;G & HE>TY4

  ,8 ACTIVE LL CRUT* 0 HE>D ^U ! FLOOR1
& BACK CAME ,T9Y ,TIM 2F ANO!R ^W 0
SPOK51 ESCORT$ 0HIS BRO!R & SI/] 6HIS
/OOL 2F ! FIRE2 & :ILE ,BOB1 TURN+ UP 8
CU6S -- Z IF1 POOR FELL[1 !Y 7 CAPA# (
2+ MADE M %A2Y -- -P.D$ "S HOT MIXTURE 9
A JUG ) G9 & LEMONS1 & /IRR$ X R.D & R.D
& PUT X ON ! HOB 6SIMM]2 ,MA/] ,PET]1 &!
TWO UBIQUIT\S "Y ,CRAT*ITS W5T 6FET* !
GOOSE1 ) : !Y SOON RETURN$ 9 HI<
PROCES.N4
  ,S* A BU/LE 5SU$ T Y MI<T H ?"\ A
GOOSE ! R>E/ ( ALL BIRDS2 A F1!R$
PH5OM5ON1 6: A BLACK SWAN 0 A MATT] (
C\RSE -- & 9 TRU? X 0 "S?+ V L X 9 T
H\SE4 ,MRS ,CRAT*IT MADE ! GRAVY 7R1DY
2FH& 9 A LL SAUCEPAN7 HISS+ HOT2 ,MA/]
,PET] MA%$ ! POTATOES ) 9CR$I# VIG\R2
,MISS ,2L9DA SWEET5$ UP ! APPLE-SAUCE2
,M>?A DU/$ ! HOT PLATES2 ,BOB TOOK ,T9Y
,TIM 2S HM 9 A T9Y CORN] AT ! TA#2 ! TWO
"Y ,CRAT*ITS SET *AIRS = "EYBODY1 N
=GETT+ !MVS1 & M.T+ GU>D ^U _! PO/S1
CRAMM$ SPOONS 96_! M\?S1 LE/ !Y %D %RIEK
= GOOSE 2F _! TURN CAME 6BE HELP$4 ,AT
LA/ ! DI%ES 7 SET ON1 & GRACE 0 SD4 ,X 0
SU3E$$ 0A BR1?.S PAUSE1 Z ,MRS ,CRAT*IT1
LOOK+ SL[LY ALL AL;G ! C>V+-KNIFE1
PREP>$ 6PLUNGE X 9 ! BR1/2 B :5 %E DID1
& :5 ! L;G EXPECT$ GU% ( /U6+ ISSU$ =?1
"O MURMUR ( DELI<T >OSE ALL R.D ! BO>D1
& EV5 ,T9Y ,TIM1 EXCIT$ 0! TWO "Y
,CRAT*ITS1 B1T ON ! TA# )! H&LE ( 8
KNIFE1 & FEEBLY CRI$ ,HURRAH4
  ,"! N"E 0 S* A GOOSE4 ,BOB SD HE
DIDN'T 2LIEVE "! "E 0 S* A GOOSE COOK$4
,XS T5D];S & FLAV\R1 SIZE & *1P;S1 7 !
!MES ( UNIV]SAL ADMIR,N4 ,EK$ \ 0APPLE-
SAUCE & MA%$ POTATOES1 X 0 A SU6ICI5T
D9N] =! :OLE FAMILY2 9DE$1 Z ,MRS
,CRAT*IT SD ) GRT DELI<T 7SURVEY+ "O
SMALL
ATOM (A B"O ^U ! DI%71 !Y _HN'T ATE X
ALL AT LA/4 ,YET E "O _H _H 5\<1 &! "YE/
,CRAT*ITS 9 "PICUL>1 7 /EEP$ 9 SAGE &
ONION 6! EYEBR[S4 ,B N[1 ! PLATES 2+
*ANG$ 0,MISS ,2L9DA1 ,MRS ,CRAT*IT LEFT
! ROOM AL"O -- TOO N]V\S 6BE> WIT;SES --
6TAKE ! PU4+ UP & BR+ X IN4
  ,SUPPOSE X %D N 2 D"O 5\<4 ,SUPPOSE X
%D BR1K 9 TURN+ \4 ,SUPPOSE "SBODY %D H
GOT OV] ! WALL (! BACK-Y>D1 & /OL5 X1
:ILE !Y 7 M]RY )! GOOSE -- A SUPPOSI;N
AT : ! TWO "Y ,CRAT*ITS 2CAME LIVID4
,ALL SORTS ( HORRORS 7 SUPPOS$4
  ,HALLO4 ,A GRT D1L ( /1M4 ,! PU4+ 0 \
(! COPP]4 ,A SMELL L A WA%+-"D4 ,T 0 !
CLO?4 ,A SMELL L AN EAT+-H\SE &A
PA/RYCOOK'S NEXT DOOR 6EA* O!R1 )A
LAUNDRESS'S NEXT DOOR 6T4 ,T 0 ! PU4+4
,9 HALF A M9UTE ,MRS ,CRAT*IT 5T]$ --
FLU%$1 B SMIL+ PR\DLY -- )! PU4+1 L A
SPECKL$ CANNON-BALL1 S H>D & FIRM1 BLAZ+
9 HALF ( HALF-A-QU>T]N ( IGNIT$ BR&Y1 &
2DI<T ) ,*RI/MAS HOLLY /UCK 96! TOP4
  ,OH1 A WOND];L PU4+4 ,BOB ,CRAT*IT SD1
& CALMLY TOO1 T HE REG>D$ X Z ! GRTE/
SU3ESS A*IEV$ 0,MRS ,CRAT*IT S9CE _!
M>RIAGE4 ,MRS ,CRAT*IT SD T N[ ! WEI<T 0
(F H] M9D1 %E WD 3FESS %E _H _H H] D\BTS
AB ! QUANT;Y ( FL\R4 ,"EYBODY _H "S?+
6SAY AB X1 B NOBODY SD OR ?"\ X 0 AT ALL
A SMALL PU4+ =A L>GE FAMILY4 ,X WD H BE5
FLAT H]ESY 6D S4 ,ANY ,CRAT*IT WD H
BLU%$ 6H9T AT S* A ?+4
  ,AT LA/ ! D9N] 0 ALL D"O1 ! CLO? 0
CLE>$1 ! HE>? SWEPT1 &! FIRE MADE UP4 ,!
-P.D 9 ! JUG 2+ TA/$1 & 3SID]$ P]FECT1
APPLES & ORANGES 7 PUT ^U ! TA#1 &A
%OVEL-FULL ( *E/NUTS ON ! FIRE4 ,!N ALL
! ,CRAT*IT FAMILY DREW R.D ! HE>?1 9 :AT
,BOB ,CRAT*IT CALL$ A CIRCLE1 M1N+ HALF
A "O2 & AT ,BOB ,CRAT*IT'S ELB[ /OOD !
FAMILY 4PLAY ( GLASS4 ,TWO TUM#RS1 &A
CU/>D-CUP )\T A H&LE4
  ,^! HELD ! HOT /UFF F ! JUG1 H["E1 Z
WELL Z GOLD5 GO#TS WD H D"O2 & ,BOB S]V$
X \ ) B1M+ LOOKS1 :ILE ! *E/NUTS ON !
FIRE SPUTT]$ & CRACK$ NOISILY4 ,!N ,BOB
PROPOS$3
,8,A ,M]RY ,*RI/MAS 6U ALL1 MY DE>S4
  ,GOD B.S U4'

  ,: ALL ! FAMILY RE-E*O$4
  ,8,GOD B.S U E "O4' SD ,T9Y ,TIM1 !
LA/ ( ALL4
  ,HE SAT V CLOSE 6HIS "F'S SIDE ^U 8 LL
/OOL4 ,BOB HELD 8 )]$ LL H& 9 HIS1 Z IF
HE LOV$ ! *1 & WI%$ 6KEEP HM 0HIS SIDE1
& DR1D$ T HE MI<T 2 TAK5 F HM4
  ,8,_S1' SD ,SCROOGE1 ) AN 9T]E/ HE _H
N"E FELT 2F1 ,8TELL ME IF ,T9Y ,TIM W
LIVE4'
  ,8,I SEE A VACANT S1T1' REPLI$ ! ,<O/1
,8IN ! POOR *IMNEY-CORN]1 &A CRUT* )\T
AN [N]1 C>E;LLY PRES]V$4 ,IF ^! %AD[S
REMA9 UNALT]$ 0! ,FUTURE1 ! * W DIE4'

,8,NO1 NO1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,OH1 NO1 K9D
  ,_S4 SAY HE
W 2 SP>$4'

  ,8,IF ^! %AD[S REMA9 UNALT]$ 0!
,FUTURE1 N"O O!R ( MY RACE1' RETURN$ !
,<O/1 ,8W F9D HM "H4 ,:AT !N4 ,IF HE 2 L
6DIE1 HE _H BETT] D X1 & DECR1SE !
SURPLUS POPUL,N4'
  ,SCROOGE HUNG 8 H1D 6HE> 8 [N ^WS
QUOT$ 0! ,_S1 & 0 OV]COME ) P5IT;E &
GRIEF4 ,8,MAN1' SD ! ,<O/1 ,8IF MAN Y 2
9 HE>T1 N ADAMANT1 =BE> T WICK$ CANT
UNTIL Y H 4COV]$ ,:AT ! SURPLUS IS1 &
,": X IS4 ,W Y DECIDE :AT M5 % LIVE1 :AT
M5 % DIE4 ,X MAY BE1 T 9 ! SI<T ( ,H1V51
Y >E M WOR?.S & LESS FIT 6LIVE ?AN
MILLIONS L ? POOR MAN'S *4 ,OH ,GOD4
6HE> ! ,9SECT ON ! L1F PRON\NC+ ON ! TOO
M* LIFE AM;G 8 HUNGRY BRO!RS 9 ! DU/4'
  ,SCROOGE B5T 2F ! ,<O/'S REBUKE1 &
TREMBL+ CA/ 8 EYES ^U ! GR.D4 ,B HE
RAIS$ !M SPE$ILY1 ON HE>+ 8 [N "N4

,8,MR ,SCROOGE4' SD ,BOB2 ,8,I'LL GIVE Y
  ,MR ,SCROOGE1 !
,F.D] (! ,F1/4'





,8,! ,F.D] (! ,F1/ 9DE$4' CRI$ ,MRS
  ,CRAT*IT1
R$D5+4 ,8,I WI% ,I _H HM "H4 ,I'D GIVE
  HM A PIECE
( MY M9D 6F1/ ^U1 & ,I HOPE HE'D H A GD
APPETITE = X4'

,8,MY DE>1' SD ,BOB1 ,8! *N4 ,*RI/MAS
  ,"D4'

  ,8,X %D 2 ,*RI/MAS ,"D1 ,I AM SURE1'
SD %E1 ,8ON : "O DR9KS ! H1L? ( S* AN
ODI\S1 /+Y1 H>D1 UNFEEL+ MAN Z ,MR
,SCROOGE4 ,Y "K HE IS1 ,ROB]T4 ,NOBODY
"KS X BETT] ?AN Y D1 POOR FELL[4'

,8,MY DE>1' 0 ,BOB'S MILD ANSW]1
  ,8,*RI/MAS ,"D4'

  ,8,I'LL DR9K 8 H1L? = YR SAKE &!
,"D'S1' SD ,MRS ,CRAT*IT1 ,8N = HIS4
,L;G LIFE 6HM4 ,A M]RY ,*RI/MAS &A HAPPY
NEW YE>4 ,HE'LL 2 V M]RY & V HAPPY1 ,I H
NO D\BT4'
  ,! *N DRANK ! TOA/ AF H]4 ,X 0 ! F/ (
_! PROCE$+S : _H NO HE>TI;S4 ,T9Y ,TIM
DRANK X LA/ ( ALL1 B HE DIDN'T C>E
TWOP;E = X4 ,SCROOGE 0 ! ,OGRE (!
FAMILY4 ,! M5;N ( 8 "N CA/ A D>K %AD[ ON
! "PY1 : 0 N 4PELL$ = FULL FIVE M9UTES4
  ,AF X _H PASS$ AWAY1 !Y 7 T5 "TS M]RI]
?AN 2F1 F ! M]E RELIEF ( ,SCROOGE !
,BALE;L 2+ D"O )4 ,BOB ,CRAT*IT TOLD !M
H[ HE _H A SITU,N 9 8 EYE = ,MA/] ,PET]1
: WD BR+ IN1 IF OBTA9$1 FULL FIVE-&-
SIXP;E WEEKLY4 ,! TWO "Y ,CRAT*ITS LAU<$
TREM5D\SLY AT ! IDEA ( ,PET]'S 2+ A MAN
( BUSI;S2 & ,PET] HMF LOOK$ ?"\;LLY AT !
FIRE F 2T 8 COLL>S1 Z IF HE 7 DELIB]AT+
:AT "PICUL> 9VE/;TS HE %D FAV\R :5 HE
CAME 96! RECEIPT ( T 2WILD]+ 9COME4
,M>?A1 :O 0 A POOR APPR5TICE AT A
MILL9]'S1 !N TOLD !M :AT K9D ( "W %E _H
6D1 & H[ _M H\RS %E "W$ AT A /RET*1 & H[
%E M1NT 6LIE AB$ TM MORN+ =A GD L;G RE/2
TM 2+ A HOLI"D %E PASS$ AT HOME4 ,AL H[
%E _H SE5 A C.TESS &A "L "S "DS 2F1 & H[
! "L 0 M* AB Z TALL Z ,PET]2 AT : ,PET]
PULL$ UP 8 COLL>S S HI< T Y CDN'T H SE5
8 H1D IF Y _H BE5 "!4 ,ALL ? "T !
*E/NUTS &! JUG W5T R.D & R.D2 & BY-&-BYE
!Y _H A S;G1 AB A LO/ * TRAVELL+ 9 !
SN[1 F ,T9Y ,TIM1 :O _H A PLA9TIVE LL
VOICE1 & SANG X V WELL 9DE$4
  ,"! 0 NO?+ ( HI< M>K 9 ?4 ,!Y 7 N A
H&"S FAMILY2 !Y 7 N WELL DRESS$2 _! %OES
7 F> F 2+ WAT]-PRO(2 _! CLO!S 7 SCANTY2
& ,PET] MI<T H "KN1 & V LIKELY DID1 !
9SIDE (A PAWNBROK]'S4 ,B1 !Y 7 HAPPY1
GRATE;L1 PL1S$ ) "O ANO!R1 & 3T5T$ )!
"T2 & :5 !Y FAD$1 & LOOK$ HAPPI] YET 9 !
B"R SPR9KL+S (! ,_S'S TOR* AT "P+1
,SCROOGE _H 8 EYE ^U !M1 & ESPECI,Y ON
,T9Y ,TIM1 UNTIL ! LA/4
  ,0? "T X 0 GETT+ D>K1 & SN[+ PRETTY
H1VILY2 & Z ,SCROOGE &! ,_S W5T AL;G !
/REETS1 ! B"R;S (! RO>+ FIRES 9 KIT*5S1
P>L\RS1 & ALL SORTS ( ROOMS1 0 WOND];L4
,"H1 ! FLICK]+ (! BLAZE %[$ PREP>,NS =A
COSY D9N]1 ) HOT PLATES BAK+ "? & "? 2F
! FIRE1 & DEEP R$ CURTA9S1 R1DY 6BE
DRAWN 6%UT \ COLD & D>K;S4 ,"! ALL ! *N
(! H\SE 7 RUNN+ \ 96! SN[ 6MEET _! M>RI$
SI/]S1 BRO!RS1 C\S9S1 UNCLES1 AUNTS1 & 2
! F/ 6GREET !M4 ,"H1 AG1 7 %AD[S ON !
W9D[-BL ( GUE/S ASSEMBL+2 & "! A GR\P (
H&"S GIRLS1 ALL HOOD$ & FUR-BOOT$1 & ALL
*ATT]+ AT ONCE1 TRIPP$ LI<TLY (F 6"S NE>
NEI<B\R'S H\SE2 ":1 WOE ^U ! S+LE MAN :O
SAW !M 5T] -- >T;L WIT*ES1 WELL !Y KNEW
X -- 9 A GL[4
  ,B1 IF Y _H JUDG$ F ! NUMB]S ( P ON _!
WAY 6FRLY GA!R+S1 Y MI<T H ?"\ T NO "O 0
AT HOME 6GIVE !M WELCOME :5 !Y GOT "!1
9/1D ( E H\SE EXPECT+ -PANY1 & PIL+ UP
XS FIRES HALF-*IMNEY HI<4 ,B.S+S ON X1
H[ ! ,<O/ EXULT$4 ,H[ X B>$ XS BR1D? (
BR1/1 & OP5$ XS CAPACI\S PALM1 & FLOAT$
ON1 \TP\R+1 )A G5]\S H&1 XS B"R & H>M.S
MIR? ON "EY?+ )9 XS R1*4 ,! V LAMPLI<T]1
:O RAN ON 2F1 DOTT+ ! DUSKY /REET )
SPECKS ( LI<T1 & :O 0 DRESS$ 6SP5D !
EV5+ "S":1 LAU<$ \ L\DLY Z ! ,_S PASS$1
?\< LL K5N$ ! LAMPLI<T] T HE _H ANY
-PANY B ,*RI/MAS4
  ,& N[1 )\T A ^W ( W>N+ F ! ,<O/1 !Y
/OOD ^U A BL1K & DES]T MOOR1 ": MON/R\S
MASSES ( RUDE /"O 7 CA/ AB1 Z ?\< X 7 !
BURIAL-PLACE ( GIANTS2 & WAT] SPR1D XF
":SO"E X LI/$1 OR WD H D"O S1 B =! FRO/
T HELD X PRISON]2 & NO?+ GREW B MOSS &
FURZE1 & CO>SE RANK GRASS4 ,D[N 9 ! WE/
! SETT+ SUN _H LEFT A /R1K ( FI]Y R$1 :
GL>$ ^U ! DESOL,N = AN 9/ANT1 L A SULL5
EYE1 & FR[N+ L[]1 L[]1 L[] YET1 0 LO/ 9
! ?ICK GLOOM ( D>KE/ NI<T4
  ,8,:AT PLACE IS ?4' ASK$ ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,A PLACE ": ,M9]S LIVE1 :O LAB\R 9 !
B[ELS (! E>?1' RETURN$ ! ,_S4 ,8,B !Y "K
ME4 ,SEE4'
  ,A LI<T %"O F ! W9D[ (A HUT1 & SWIFTLY
!Y
ADV.ED T[>DS X4 ,PASS+ "? ! WALL ( MUD &
/"O1 !Y F.D A *E];L -PANY ASSEM#D R.D A
GL[+ FIRE4 ,AN OLD1 OLD MAN & WOMAN1 )
_! *N & _! *N'S *N1 & ANO!R G5],N 2Y T1
ALL DECK$ \ GAILY 9 _! HOLI"D ATTIRE4 ,!
OLD MAN1 9 A VOICE T SELDOM ROSE ABV !
H[L+ (! W9D ^U ! B>R5 WA/E1 0 S++ !M A
,*RI/MAS S;G -- X _H BE5 A V OLD S;G :5
HE 0 A BOY -- & F "T 6"T !Y ALL JO9$ 9 !
*ORUS4 ,S SURELY Z !Y RAIS$ _! VOICES1 !
OLD MAN GOT Q BLI! & L\D2 & S SURELY Z
!Y /OPP$1 8 VIG\R SANK AG4
  ,! ,_S DID N T>RY "H1 B BADE ,SCROOGE
HOLD 8 ROBE1 & PASS+ ON ABV ! MOOR1 SP$
-- :I!R4 ,N 6SEA4 ,6SEA4 ,6,SCROOGE'S
HORROR1 LOOK+ BACK1 HE SAW ! LA/ (! L&1
A F"R;L RANGE ( ROCKS1 2H !M2 & 8 E>S 7
D1F5$ 0! ?"U+ ( WAT]1 Z X ROLL$ & RO>$1
& RAG$ AM;G ! DR1D;L CAV]NS X _H WORN1 &
FI]CELY TRI$ 6"UM9E ! E>?4
  ,BUILT ^U A 4MAL REEF ( SUNK5 ROCKS1
"S L1GUE OR S F %ORE1 ON : ! WAT]S *AF$
& DA%$1 ! WILD YE> "?1 "! /OOD A SOLIT>Y
LI<TH\SE4 ,GRT H1PS ( SEA-WE$ CLUNG 6XS
BASE1 & /ORM-BIRDS -- BORN (! W9D "O
MI<T SUPPOSE1 Z SEA-WE$ (! WAT] -- ROSE
& FELL AB X1 L ! WAVES !Y SKIMM$4
  ,B EV5 "H1 TWO M5 :O WAT*$ ! LI<T _H
MADE A FIRE1 T "? ! LOOPHOLE 9 ! ?ICK
/"O WALL %$ \ A RAY ( B"R;S ON ! AW;L
SEA4 ,JO9+ _! HORNY H&S OV] ! R\< TA# AT
: !Y SAT1 !Y WI%$ EA* O!R ,M]RY ,*RI/MAS
9 _! C ( GROG2 & "O ( !M3 ! ELD]1 TOO1 )
8 FACE ALL DAMAG$ & SC>R$ ) H>D W1!R1 Z
! FIGURE-H1D ( AN OLD %IP MI<T BE3 /RUCK
UP A /URDY S;G T 0 L A ,GALE 9 XF4
  ,AG ! ,<O/ SP$ ON1 ABV ! BLACK & H1V+
SEA -- ON1 ON -- UNTIL1 2+ F> AWAY1 Z HE
TOLD ,SCROOGE1 F ANY %ORE1 !Y LI<T$ ON A
%IP4 ,!Y /OOD 2S ! HELMSMAN AT ! :EEL1 !
LOOK-\ 9 ! B[1 ! (FIC]S :O _H ! WAT*2
D>K1 <O/LY FIGURES 9 _! S"EAL /,NS2 B E
MAN AM;G !M HUMM$ A ,*RI/MAS TUNE1 OR _H
A ,*RI/MAS ?"\1 OR SPOKE 2L 8 BR1? 6HIS
-PANION ( "S BYG"O ,*RI/MAS ,"D1 )
HOMEW>D HOPES 2L;G+ 6X4 ,& E MAN ON
BO>D1 WAK+ OR SLEEP+1 GD OR BAD1 _H _H A
K9D] ^W = ANO!R ON T "D ?AN ON ANY "D 9
! YE>2 & _H %>$ 6"S EXT5T 9 XS
FE/IVITIES2 & _H REMEMB]$ ^? HE C>$ = AT
A 4T.E1 & _H "KN T !Y DELI<T$ 6REMEMB]
HM4
  ,X 0 A GRT SURPRISE 6,SCROOGE1 :ILE
LI/5+ 6! MOAN+ (! W9D1 & ?9K+ :AT A
SOLEMN ?+ X 0 6MOVE ON "? ! L"OLY D>K;S
OV] AN UN"KN ABYSS1 ^: DEP?S 7 SECRETS Z
PROF.D Z ,D1?3 X 0 A GRT SURPRISE
6,SCROOGE1 :ILE ?US 5GAG$1 6HE> A HE>TY
LAU<4 ,X 0 A M* GRT] SURPRISE 6,SCROOGE
6RECOGNISE X Z 8 [N NEPHEW'S & 6F9D HMF
9 A B"R1 DRY1 GL1M+ ROOM1 )! ,_S /&+
SMIL+ 0HIS SIDE1 & LOOK+ AT T SAME
NEPHEW ) APPROV+ A6ABIL;Y4
,8,HA1 HA4' LAU<$ ,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW4
  ,8,HA1 HA1 HA4'

  ,IF Y %D HAPP51 0ANY UNLIKELY *.E1 6"K
A MAN M BLE/ 9 A LAU< ?AN ,SCROOGE'S
NEPHEW1 ALL ,I C SAY IS1 ,I %D L 6"K HM
TOO4 ,9TRODUCE HM 6ME1 & ,I'LL CULTIVATE
8 ACQUA9T.E4
  ,X IS A FAIR1 EV5-H&$1 NO# ADJU/;T (
?+S1 T :ILE "! IS 9FEC;N 9 41SE & SORR[1
"! IS NO?+ 9 ! _W S IRRESI/IBLY 3TAGI\S
Z LAU<T] & GD-HUM\R4 ,:5 ,SCROOGE'S
NEPHEW LAU<$ 9 ? WAY3 HOLD+ 8 SIDES1
ROLL+ 8 H1D1 & TWI/+ 8 FACE 96! MO/
EXTRAVAGANT 3TOR;NS3 ,SCROOGE'S NIECE1
0M>RIAGE1 LAU<$ Z HE>TILY Z HE4 ,& _!
ASSEM#D FRS 2+ N A BIT 2HH&1 RO>$ \
LU/ILY4

,8,HA1 HA4 ,HA1 HA1 HA1 HA4'

,8,HE SD T ,*RI/MAS 0 A HUMBUG1 Z ,I
  LIVE4' CRI$
,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW4 ,8,HE 2LIEV$ X TOO4'

  ,8,M %AME = HM1 ,FR$4' SD ,SCROOGE'S
NIECE1 9DIGNANTLY4 ,B.S ^? WOM52 !Y N"E
D ANY?+ 0HALVES4 ,!Y >E ALW 9 E>NE/4
  ,%E 0 V PRETTY3 EXCE$+LY PRETTY4 ,)A
DIMPL$1 SURPRIS$-LOOK+1 CAPITAL FACE2 A
RIPE LL M\?1 T SEEM$ MADE 6BE KISS$ -- Z
NO D\BT X WAS2 ALL K9DS ( GD LL DOTS AB
H] *91 T MELT$ 96"O ANO!R :5 %E LAU<$2
&! SUNNIE/ PAIR ( EYES Y "E SAW 9 ANY LL
CR1TURE'S H1D4 ,ALT %E 0 :AT Y WD H
CALL$ PROVOK+1 Y "K2 B SATISFACTORY4
  ,8,HE'S A -ICAL OLD FELL[1' SD
,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW1' T'S ! TRU?3 & N S
PL1SANT Z HE MI<T BE4 ,H["E1 8 (F;ES
C>RY _! [N PUNI%;T1 & ,I H NO?+

6SAY AG/ HM4'

  ,8,I'M SURE HE IS V RI*1 ,FR$1' H9T$
,SCROOGE'S NIECE4 ,8,AT L1/ Y ALW TELL
ME S4'
  ,8,:AT ( T1 MY DE>4' SD ,SCROOGE'S
NEPHEW4 ,8,HIS W1L? IS ( NO USE 6HM4 ,HE
DON'T D ANY GD ) X4 ,HE DON'T MAKE HMF
-=TA# ) X4 ,HE HASN'T ! SATISFAC;N (
?9K+ -- HA1 HA1 HA4 -- T HE IS "E GO+
6B5EFIT U ) X4'
  ,8,I H NO PATI;E ) HM1' OBS]V$
,SCROOGE'S NIECE4 ,SCROOGE'S NIECE'S
SI/]S1 & ALL ! O!R LADIES1 EXPRESS$ !
SAME OP9ION4
  ,8,OH1 ,I H4' SD ,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW4
,8,I AM SORRY = HM2 ,I CDN'T 2 ANGRY )
HM IF ,I TRI$4 ,:O SU6]S 0HIS ILL :IMS4
,HMF1 ALW4 ,"H1 HE TAKES X 96HIS H1D
64LIKE U1 & HE WON'T -E & D9E ) U4
,:AT'S ! 3SEQU;E4 ,HE DON'T LOSE M* (A
D9N]4'
  ,8,9DE$1 ,I ?9K HE LOSES A V GD D9N]1'
9T]RUPT$ ,SCROOGE'S NIECE4 ,"EYBODY ELSE
SD ! SAME1 & !Y M/ 2 ALL[$ 6H BE5 -PET5T
JUDGES1 2C !Y _H J _H D9N]2 &1 )! DESS]T
^U ! TA#1 7 CLU/]$ R.D ! FIRE1
0LAMPLI<T4
  ,8,WELL4 ,I'M V GLAD 6HE> X1' SD
,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW1 ,82C ,I HAV5'T GRT
FAI? 9 ^! "Y H\SEKEEP]S4 ,:AT D Y SAY1
,TOPP]4'
  ,TOPP] _H CLE>LY GOT 8 EYE ^U "O (
,SCROOGE'S NIECE'S SI/]S1 = HE ANSW]$ T
A BA*ELOR 0 A WRET*$ \TCA/1 :O _H NO "R
6EXPRESS AN OP9ION ON ! SUBJECT4 ,":AT
,SCROOGE'S NIECE'S SI/] -- ! PLUMP "O )!
LACE TUCK]3 N ! "O )! ROSES -- BLU%$4
  ,8,D G ON1 ,FR$1' SD ,SCROOGE'S NIECE1
CLAPP+ H] H&S4 ,8,HE N"E F9I%ES :AT HE
2G9S 6SAY4 ,HE IS S* A RIDICUL\S FELL[4'
  ,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW REVELL$ 9 ANO!R
LAU<1 & Z X 0 IMPOSSI# 6KEEP ! 9FEC;N
(F2 ?\< ! PLUMP SI/] TRI$ H>D 6D X )
>OMATIC V9EG>2 8 EXAMPLE 0 UNANIM\SLY
FOLL[$4
  ,8,I 0 ONLY GO+ 6SAY1' SD ,SCROOGE'S
NEPHEW1' T ! 3SEQU;E ( 8 TAK+ A 4LIKE
6U1 & N MAK+ M]RY ) U1 IS1 Z ,I ?9K1 T
HE LOSES "S PL1SANT MO;TS1 : CD D HM NO
H>M4 ,I AM SURE HE LOSES PL1SANT]
-PANIONS ?AN HE C F9D 9 8 [N ?"\S1 EI 9
8 M\LDY OLD (FICE1 OR 8 DU/Y *AMB]S4 ,I
M1N 6GIVE HM ! SAME *.E E YE>1 :E!R HE
LIKES X OR N1 = ,I P;Y HM4 ,HE MAY RAIL
AT ,*RI/MAS TILL HE DIES1 B HE C'T HELP
?9K+ BETT] ( X -- ,I DEFY HM -- IF HE
F9DS ME GO+ "!1 9 GD TEMP]1 YE> AF YE>1
& SAY+ ,UNCLE ,SCROOGE1 H[ >E Y4 ,IF X
ONLY PUTS HM 9 ! VE9 6L1VE 8 POOR CL]K
FIFTY P.DS1 T'S "S?+2 & ,I ?9K ,I %OOK
HM YE/]"D4'
  ,X 0 _! TURN 6LAU< N[ AT ! NO;N ( 8
%AK+ ,SCROOGE4 ,B 2+ ?OR\<LY GD-NATUR$1
& N M* C>+ :AT !Y LAU<$ AT1 S T !Y LAU<$
AT ANY RATE1 HE 5C\RAG$ !M 9 _! M]RI;T1
& PASS$ ! BOTTLE JOY\SLY4
  ,AF TEA4 !Y _H "S MUSIC4 ,= !Y 7 A
MUSICAL FAMILY1 & KNEW :AT !Y 7 AB1 :5
!Y SUNG A ,GLEE OR ,CAT*1 ,I C ASSURE Y3
ESPECI,Y ,TOPP]1 :O CD GR[L AWAY 9 !
BASS L A GD "O1 & N"E SWELL ! L>GE VE9S
9 8 =EH1D1 OR GET R$ 9 ! FACE OV] X4
,SCROOGE'S NIECE PLAY$ WELL ^U ! H>P2 &
PLAY$ AM;G O!R TUNES A SIMPLE LL AIR 7A
M]E NO?+3 Y MI<T LE>N 6:I/LE X 9 TWO
M9UTES71 : _H BE5 FAMILI> 6! * :O FET*$
,SCROOGE F ! BO>D+-S*OOL1 Z HE _H BE5
REM9D$ 0! ,<O/ ( ,*RI/MAS ,PA/4 ,:5 ?
/RA9 ( MUSIC S.D$1 ALL ! ?+S T ,<O/ _H
%[N HM1 CAME ^U 8 M9D2 HE S(T5$ M & M2 &
?"\ T IF HE CD H LI/5$ 6X (T51 YE>S AGO1
HE MI<T H CULTIVAT$ ! K9D;SES ( LIFE = 8
[N HAPPI;S ) 8 [N H&S1 )\T RESORT+ 6!
SEXTON'S SPADE T BURI$ ,JACOB ,M>LEY4
  ,B !Y DIDN'T DEVOTE ! :OLE EV5+
6MUSIC4 ,AF A :ILE !Y PLAY$ AT =FEITS2 =
X IS GD 6BE *N "S"TS1 & N"E BETT] ?AN AT
,*RI/MAS1 :5 XS MI<TY ,F.D] 0 A * HMF4
,/OP4 ,"! 0 F/ A GAME AT BL-MAN'S BUFF4
,( C\RSE "! WAS4 ,& ,I NO M 2LIEVE
,TOPP] 0 RE,Y BL ?AN ,I 2LIEVE HE _H
EYES 9 8 BOOTS4 ,MY OP9ION IS1 T X 0 A
D"O ?+ 2T HM & ,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW2 & T !
,<O/ ( ,*RI/MAS ,PRES5T KNEW X4 ,! WAY
HE W5T AF T PLUMP SI/] 9 ! LACE TUCK]1 0
AN \TRAGE ON ! CR$UL;Y ( HUMAN NATURE4
,KNOCK+ D[N ! FIRE-IRONS1 TUMBL+ OV] !
*AIRS1 BUMP+ AG/ ! PIANO1 S"M+ HMF AM;G
! CURTA9S1 :]"E %E W5T1 "! W5T HE4 ,HE
ALW KNEW ": ! PLUMP SI/] WAS4 ,HE WDN'T
CAT* ANYBODY ELSE4 ,IF Y _H FALL5 UP AG/
HM 7Z "S ( !M DID71 ON PURPOSE1 HE WD
H MADE A FE9T ( 5D1V\R+ 6SEIZE Y1 : WD H
BE5 AN A6RONT 6YR "U/&+1 & WD 9/ANTLY H
SIDL$ (F 9 ! DIREC;N (! PLUMP SI/]4 ,%E
(T5 CRI$ \ T X WASN'T FAIR2 & X RE,Y 0
N4 ,B :5 AT LA/1 HE CAU<T H]2 :51 9
SPITE ( ALL H] SILK5 RU/L+S1 & H] RAPID
FLUTT]+S PA/ HM1 HE GOT H] 96A CORN] :;E
"! 0 NO ESCAPE2 !N 8 3DUCT 0 ! MO/
EXECRA#4 ,= 8 PRET5D+ N 6"K H]2 8
PRET5D+ T X 0 NEC 6T\* H] H1D-DRESS1 &
FUR!R 6ASSURE HMF ( H] ID5T;Y 0PRESS+ A
C]TA9 R+ ^U H] F+]1 &A C]TA9 *A9 AB H]
NECK2 0 VILE1 MON/R\S4 ,NO D\BT %E TOLD
HM H] OP9ION ( X1 :51 ANO!R BL-MAN 2+ 9
(FICE1 !Y 7 S V 3FID5TIAL TGR1 2H !
CURTA9S4
  ,SCROOGE'S NIECE 0 N "O (! BL-MAN'S
BUFF "PY1 B 0 MADE -=TA# )A L>GE *AIR &A
FOOT/OOL1 9 A SNUG CORN]1 ": ! ,<O/ &
,SCROOGE 7 CLOSE 2H H]4 ,B %E JO9$ 9 !
=FEITS1 & LOV$ H] LOVE 6ADMIR,N ) ALL !
LRS (! ALPHABET4 ,LIKEWISE AT ! GAME (
,H[1 ,:51 & ,":1 %E 0 V GRT1 & 6! SECRET
JOY ( ,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW1 B1T H] SI/]S
HOLL[3 ?\< !Y 7 %>P GIRLS TOO1 Z CD H
TOLD Y4 ,"! MI<T H BE5 TW5TY P "!1 "Y &
OLD1 B !Y ALL PLAY$1 & S DID ,SCROOGE1
=1 :OLLY =GETT+ ! 9T]E/ HE _H 9 :AT 0
GO+ ON1 T 8 VOICE MADE NO S.D 9 _! E>S1
HE "S"TS CAME \ ) 8 GUESS Q L\D1 & V (T5
GUESS$ Q "R1 TOO2 =! %>PE/ NE$LE1 BE/
,:ITE*APEL1 W>RANT$ N 6CUT 9 ! EYE1 0 N
%>P] ?AN ,SCROOGE2 BLUNT Z HE TOOK X 9 8
H1D 6BE4
  ,! ,<O/ 0 GRTLY PL1S$ 6F9D HM 9 ?
MOOD1 & LOOK$ ^U HM ) S* FAV\R1 T HE
BE7$ L A BOY 6BE ALL[$ 6/AY UNTIL !
GUE/S DE"P$4 ,B ? ! ,_S SD CD N 2 D"O4

,8,"H IS A NEW GAME1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,"O
  HALF H\R1
,_S1 ONLY "O4'

  ,X 0 A ,GAME CALL$ ,YES & ,NO1 ":
,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW _H 6?9K ( "S?+1 &! RE/
M/ F9D \ :AT2 HE ONLY ANSW]+ 6_! "QS YES
OR NO1 Z ! CASE WAS4 ,! BRISK FIRE ( "Q+
6: HE 0 EXPOS$1 ELICIT$ F HM T HE 0 ?9K+
( AN ANIMAL1 A LIVE ANIMAL1 R A 4AGREEA#
ANIMAL1 A SAVAGE ANIMAL1 AN ANIMAL T
GR[L$ & GRUNT$ "S"TS1 & TALK$ "S"TS1 &
LIV$ 9 ,LONDON1 & WALK$ AB ! /REETS1 &
WASN'T MADE A %[ (1 & WASN'T L$
0ANYBODY1 & DIDN'T LIVE 9 A M5AG]IE1 & 0
N"E KILL$ 9 A M>KET1 & 0 N A HORSE1 OR
AN ASS1 OR A C[1 OR A BULL1 OR A TIG]1
OR A DOG1 OR A PIG1 OR A CAT1 OR A BE>4
,AT E FRE% "Q T 0 PUT 6HM1 ? NEPHEW BUR/
96A FRE% RO> ( LAU<T]2 & 0 S
9EXPRESSIBLY TICKL$1 T HE 0 OBLIG$ 6GET
UP (F ! S(A & /AMP4 ,AT LA/ ! PLUMP
SI/]1 FALL+ 96A SIMIL> /ATE1 CRI$ \3

,8,I H F.D X \4 ,I "K :AT X IS1 ,FR$4 ,I
  "K
:AT X IS4'

  ,8,:AT IS X4' CRI$ ,FR$4

,8,X'S YR ,UNCLE ,SCROOGE4'

  ,: X C]TA9LY WAS4 ,ADMIR,N 0 !
UNIV]SAL S5TI;T1 ?\< "S OBJECT$ T !
REPLY TO ,8,IS X A BE>4' "\ 6H BE5
,8,YES2' 9ASM* Z AN ANSW] 9 ! NEGATIVE 0
SU6ICI5T 6H DIV]T$ _! ?"\S F ,MR
,SCROOGE1 SUPPOS+ !Y _H "E _H ANY T5D5CY
T WAY4
  ,8,HE HAS GIV5 U PL5TY ( M]RI;T1 ,I AM
SURE1' SD ,FR$1' & X WD 2 UNGRATE;L N
6DR9K 8 H1L?4 ,"H IS A GLASS ( MULL$ W9E
R1DY 6\R H& AT ! MO;T2 & ,I SAY1 8,UNCLE
,SCROOGE40'
  ,8,WELL4 ,UNCLE ,SCROOGE4' !Y CRI$4
  ,8,A ,M]RY ,*RI/MAS &A ,HAPPY ,NEW
,YE> 6! OLD MAN1 :AT"E HE IS4' SD
,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW4 ,8,HE WDN'T TAKE X F
ME1 B MAY HE H X1 N"E!.S4 ,UNCLE
,SCROOGE4'
  ,UNCLE ,SCROOGE _H IMP]CEPTIBLY 2COME
S GAY & LI<T ( HE>T1 T HE WD H PL$G$ !
UNCONSCI\S -PANY 9 RETURN1 & ?ANK$ !M 9
AN 9AUDI# SPEE*1 IF ! ,<O/ _H GIV5 HM
"T4 ,B ! :OLE SC5E PASS$ (F 9 ! BR1? (!
LA/ ^W SPOK5 0HIS NEPHEW2 & HE &! ,_S 7
AG ^U _! TRAVELS4
  ,M* !Y SAW1 & F> !Y W5T1 & _M HOMES !Y
VISIT$1 B ALW )A HAPPY 5D4 ,! ,_S /OOD
2S SICK B$S1 & !Y 7 *E];L2 ON =EIGN L&S1
& !Y 7 CLOSE AT HOME2 0/RU7L+ M51 & !Y 7
PATI5T 9 _! GRT] HOPE2 0POV]TY1 & X 0
RI*4 ,9 ALMSH\SE1 HOSPITAL1 & JAIL1 9
MIS]Y'S E REFUGE1 ": VA9 MAN 9 8 LL
BRIEF AU?OR;Y _H N MADE FA/ ! DOOR &
B>R$ ! ,_S \1 HE LEFT 8 B.S+1 & TAU<T
,SCROOGE 8 PRECEPTS4
  ,X 0 A L;G NI<T1 IF X 7 ONLY A NI<T2 B
,SCROOGE _H 8 D\BTS ( ?1 2C ! ,*RI/MAS
,HOLI"DS APPE>$ 6BE 3D5S$ 96! SPACE ( "T
!Y PASS$ TGR4 ,X 0 /RANGE1 TOO1 T :ILE
,SCROOGE REMA9$ UNALT]$ 9 8 \TW>D =M1 !
,<O/ GREW OLD]1 CLE>LY OLD]4 ,SCROOGE _H
OBS]V$ ? *ANGE1 B N"E SPOKE ( X1 UNTIL
!Y LEFT A *N'S ,TWELF? ,NI<T "PY1 :51
LOOK+ AT ! ,_S Z !Y /OOD TGR 9 AN OP5
PLACE1 HE NOTIC$ T XS HAIR 0 GREY4
  ,8,>E _SS' LIVES S %ORT4' ASK$
,SCROOGE4
  ,8,MY LIFE ^U ? GLOBE1 IS V BRIEF1'
REPLI$ ! ,<O/4 ,8,X 5DS TN4'
  ,8,TN4' CRI$ ,SCROOGE4

,8,TN AT MIDNI<T4 ,H>K4 ,! "T IS DRAW+
NE>4'

  ,! *IMES 7 R++ ! ?REE QU>T]S PA/ ELEV5
AT T MO;T4
  ,8,=GIVE ME IF ,I AM N JU/IFI$ 9 :AT
,I ASK1' SD ,SCROOGE1 LOOK+ 9T5TLY AT !
,_S'S ROBE1' B ,I SEE "S?+ /RANGE1 & N
2L;G+ 6YRF1 PROTRUD+ F YR SKIRTS4 ,IS X
A FOOT OR A CLAW4'
  ,8,X MI<T 2 A CLAW1 =! FLE% "! IS ^U
X1' 0 ! ,_S'S SORR[;L REPLY4 ,8,LOOK
"H4'
  ,F ! FOLD+S ( XS ROBE1 X BR"\ TWO *N2
WRET*$1 ABJECT1 F"R;L1 HIDE\S1 MIS]A#4
,!Y KNELT D[N AT XS FEET1 & CLUNG ^U !
\TSIDE ( XS G>;T4

,8,OH1 ,MAN4 LOOK "H4 ,LOOK1 LOOK1 D[N
  "H4' EXCLAIM$
! ,<O/4

  ,!Y 7 A BOY &A GIRL4 ,YELL[1 M1GRE1
RA7$1 SC[L+1 WOLFI%2 B PRO/RATE1 TOO1 9
_! HUMIL;Y4 ,": GRACE;L Y\? %D H FILL$
_! F1TURES \1 & T\*$ !M ) XS FRE%E/
T9TS1 A /ALE & %RIVELL$ H&1 L T ( AGE1
_H P9*$1 & TWI/$ !M1 & PULL$ !M 96%R$S4
,": ANGELS MI<T H SAT 5?RON$1 DEVILS
LURK$1 & GL>$ \ M5AC+4 ,NO *ANGE1 NO
DEGRAD,N1 NO P]V].N ( HUMAN;Y1 9 ANY
GRADE1 "? ALL ! MY/]IES ( WOND];L CRE,N1
HAS MON/]S HALF S HORRI# & DR1D4
  ,SCROOGE />T$ BACK1 APPALL$4 ,HAV+ !M
%[N 6HM 9 ? WAY1 HE TRI$ 6SAY !Y 7 F9E
*N1 B ! ^WS *OK$ !MVS1 R ?AN 2 "PIES 6A
LIE ( S* ENORM\S MAGNITUDE4
  ,8,_S4 >E !Y YRS4' ,SCROOGE CD SAY NO
M4
  ,8,!Y >E ,MAN'S1' SD ! ,_S1 LOOK+ D[N
^U !M4 ,8,& !Y CL+ 6ME1 APP1L+ F _! "FS4
,? BOY IS ,IGNOR.E4 ,? GIRL IS ,WANT4
,2W>E !M BO?1 & ALL ( _! DEGREE1 B MO/ (
ALL 2W>E ? BOY1 = ON 8 BR[ ,I SEE T
WRITT5 : IS ,DOOM1 UN.S ! WRIT+ 2 ERAS$4
,D5Y X4' CRI$ ! ,_S1 /RET*+ \ XS H&
T[>DS ! C;Y4 ,8,SL&] ^? :O TELL X YE4
,ADMIT X = YR FACTI\S PURPOSES1 & MAKE X
WORSE4 ,& ABIDE ! 5D4'
  ,8,H !Y NO REFUGE OR RES\RCE4' CRI$
,SCROOGE4
  ,8,>E "! NO PRISONS4' SD ! ,_S1 TURN+
ON HM =! LA/ "T ) 8 [N ^WS4 ,8,>E "! NO
"WH\SES4' ,! BELL /RUCK TWELVE4
  ,SCROOGE LOOK$ AB HM =! ,<O/1 & SAW X
N4 ,Z ! LA/ /ROKE C1S$ 6VIBRATE1 HE
REMEMB]$ ! PREDIC;N ( OLD ,JACOB ,M>LEY1
& LIFT+ UP 8 EYES1 2HELD A SOLEMN
,PHANTOM1 DRAP$ & HOOD$1 -+1 L A MI/
AL;G ! GR.D1 T[>DS HM4

,/AVE #D3 ,! ,LA/ (! ,_SS

  ,! ,PHANTOM SL[LY1 GRAVELY1 SIL5TLY
APPROA*$4 ,:5 X CAME1 ,SCROOGE B5T D[N
^U 8 KNEE2 = 9 ! V AIR "? : ? ,_S MOV$ X
SEEM$ 6SCATT] GLOOM & MY/]Y4
  ,X 0 %R\D$ 9 A DEEP BLACK G>;T1 :
3C1L$ XS H1D1 XS FACE1 XS =M1 & LEFT
NO?+ ( X VISI# SAVE "O \T/RET*$ H&4 ,B =
? X WD H BE5 DI6ICULT 6DETA* XS FIGURE F
! NI<T1 & SEP>ATE X F ! D>K;S 0: X 0
SURR.D$4
  ,HE FELT T X 0 TALL & /ATELY :5 X CAME
2S HM1 & T XS MY/]I\S PRES;E FILL$ HM )A
SOLEMN DR1D4 ,HE KNEW NO M1 =! ,_S NEI
SPOKE NOR MOV$4

,8,I AM 9 ! PRES;E (! ,<O/ ( ,*RI/MAS
  ,YET ,TO

  ,-E4' SD ,SCROOGE4


,! ,_S ANSW]$ N1 B PO9T$ ONW>D ) XS
H&4

  ,8,Y >E AB 6%[ ME %AD[S (! ?+S T H N
HAPP5$1 B W HAPP5 9 ! "T 2F U1' ,SCROOGE
PURSU$4 ,8,IS T S1 ,_S4'
  ,! UPP] POR;N (! G>;T 0 3TRACT$ = AN
9/ANT 9 XS FOLDS1 Z IF ! ,_S _H 9CL9$ XS
H1D4 ,T 0 ! ONLY ANSW] HE RCVD4
  ,AL? WELL US$ 6<O/LY -PANY 0? "T1
,SCROOGE FE>$ ! SIL5T %APE S M* T 8 LEGS
TREM#D 2N HM1 & HE F.D T HE CD H>DLY /&
:5 HE PREP>$ 6FOLL[ X4 ,! ,_S PAUSES A
MO;T1 Z OBS]V+ 8 3DI;N1 & GIV+ HM "T
6RECOV]4
  ,B ,SCROOGE 0 ALL ! WORSE = ?4 ,X
?RILL$ HM )A VAGUE UNC]TA9 HORROR1 6"K T
2H ! DUSKY %R\D1 "! 7 <O/LY EYES 9T5TLY
FIX$ ^U HM1 :ILE HE1 ?\< HE /RET*$ 8 [N
6! UTMO/1 CD SEE NO?+ B A SPECTRAL H& &
"O GRT H1P ( BLACK4
  ,8,<O/ (! ,FUTURE4' HE EXCLAIM$1' ,I
FE> Y M ?AN ANY SPECTRE ,I H SE54 ,B Z
,I "K YR PURPOSE IS 6D ME GD1 & Z ,I
HOPE 6LIVE 6BE ANO!R MAN F :AT ,I WAS1
,I AM PREP>$ 6BE> Y -PANY1 & D X )A
?ANK;L HE>T4 ,W Y N SP1K 6ME4'

,X GAVE HM NO REPLY4 ,! H& 0 PO9T$
  /RAI<T
2F !M4

  ,8,L1D ON4' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,L1D ON4 ,!
NI<T IS WAN+ FA/1 & X IS PRECI\S "T 6ME1
,I "K4 ,L1D ON1 ,_S4'
  ,! ,PHANTOM MOV$ AWAY Z X _H -E T[>DS
HM4 ,SCROOGE FOLL[$ 9 ! %AD[ ( XS DRESS1
: BORE HM UP1 HE ?"\1 & C>RI$ HM AL;G4
  ,!Y SC>CELY SEEM$ 65T] ! C;Y2 =! C;Y R
SEEM$ 6SPR+ UP AB !M1 & 5COMPASS !M ( XS
[N ACT4 ,B "! !Y W]E1 9 ! HE>T ( X2 ON
,*ANGE1 AM;G/ ! M]*ANTS2 :O HURRI$ UP &
D[N1 & *9K$ ! M"OY 9 _! POCKETS1 & 3V]S$
9 GR\PS1 & LOOK$ AT _! WAT*ES1 & TRIFL$
?"\;LLY ) _! GRT GOLD S1LS2 & S =?1 Z
,SCROOGE _H SE5 !M (T54
  ,! ,_S /OPP$ 2S "O LL KNOT ( BUSI;S
M54 ,OBS]V+ T ! H& 0 PO9T$ 6!M1 ,SCROOGE
ADV.ED 6LI/5 6_! TALK4

,8,NO1' SD A GRT FAT MAN )A MON/R\S *91'
  ,I
DON'T "K M* AB X1 EI WAY4 ,I ONLY "K
  HE'S
D1D4'

  ,8,:5 DID HE DIE4' 9QUIR$ ANO!R4

,8,LA/ NI<T1 ,I 2LIEVE4'

  ,8,:Y1 :AT 0 ! MATT] ) HM4' ASK$ A
?IRD1 TAK+ A VA/ QUANT;Y ( SNUFF \ (A V
L>GE SNUFF-BOX4 ,8,I ?"\ HE'D N"E DIE4'
  ,8,GOD "KS1' SD ! F/1 )A YAWN4
  ,8,:AT HAS HE D"O ) 8 M"OY4' ASK$ A
R$-FAC$ G5TLEMAN )A P5DUL\S EXCRESC;E ON
! 5D ( 8 NOSE1 T %OOK L ! GILLS (A
TURKEY-COCK4
  ,8,I HAV5'T HE>D1' SD ! MAN )! L>GE
*91 YAWN+ AG4 ,8,LEFT X 6HIS -PANY1 P]H4
,HE HASN'T LEFT X 6ME4 ,T'S ALL ,I "K4'
  ,? PL1SANTRY 0 RCVD )A G5]AL LAU<4
  ,8,X'S LIKELY 6BE A V *1P FUN]AL1' SD
! SAME SP1K]2' = ^U MY LIFE ,I DON'T "K
( ANYBODY 6G 6X4 ,SUPPOSE WE MAKE UP A
"PY & VOLUNTE]4'
  ,8,I DON'T M9D GO+ IF A LUN* IS
PROVID$1' OBS]V$ ! G5TLEMAN )! EXCRESC;E
ON 8 NOSE4 ,8,B ,I M/ 2 F$1 IF ,I MAKE
"O4'
  ,ANO!R LAU<4
  ,8,WELL1 ,I AM ! MO/ 49T]E/$ AM;G Y1
AF ALL1' SD ! F/ SP1K]1' = ,I N"E WE>
BLACK GLOVES1 & ,I N"E EAT LUN*4 ,B
,I'LL (F] 6G1 IF ANYBODY ELSE W4 ,:5 ,I
-E 6?9K ( X1 ,I'M N AT ALL SURE T ,I
WASN'T 8 MO/ "PICUL> FR2 = WE US$ 6/OP &
SP1K :5"E WE MET4 ,BYE1 BYE4'
  ,SP1K]S & LI/5]S /ROLL$ AWAY1 & MIX$ )
O!R GR\PS4 ,SCROOGE KNEW ! M51 & LOOK$
T[>DS !
,_S = AN EXPLAN,N4
  ,! ,PHANTOM GLID$ ON 96A /REET4 ,XS
F+] PO9T$ 6TWO P]SONS MEET+4 ,SCROOGE
LI/5$ AG1 ?9K+ T ! EXPLAN,N MI<T LIE "H4
  ,HE KNEW ^! M51 AL1 P]FECTLY4 ,!Y 7 M5
( AYE BUSI;S3 V W1L?Y1 &( GRT IMPORT.E4
,HE _H MADE A PO9T ALW ( /&+ WELL 9 _!
E/EEM3 9 A BUSI;S PO9T ( VIEW1 T IS2
/RICTLY 9 A BUSI;S PO9T ( VIEW4
  ,8,H[ >E Y4' SD "O4
  ,8,H[ >E Y4' RETURN$ ! O!R4

,8,WELL4' SD ! F/4 ,8,OLD ,SCRAT* HAS
  GOT 8 [N AT
LA/1 HEY4'

,8,S ,I AM TOLD1' RETURN$ ! SECOND4
  ,8,COLD1 ISN'T X4'

,8,S1SONA# = ,*RI/MAS "T4 ,Y'RE N A
  SKAT]1 ,I
SUPPOSE4'

,8,NO4 ,NO4 ,"S?+ ELSE 6?9K (4 ,GD
  MORN+4'

,N ANO!R ^W4 ,T 0 _! MEET+1 _!
3V]S,N1 & _! "P+4

  ,SCROOGE 0 AT F/ 9CL9$ 6BE SURPRIS$ T
! ,_S %D ATTA* IMPORT.E 63V]S,NS
APP>5TLY S TRIVIAL2 B FEEL+ ASSUR$ T !Y
M/ H "S HI45 PURPOSE1 HE SET HMF 63SID]
:AT X 0 LIKELY 6BE4 ,!Y CD SC>CELY 2
SUPPOS$ 6H ANY BE>+ ON ! D1? ( ,JACOB1 8
OLD "PN]1 = T 0 ,PA/1 & ? ,<O/'S PROV9CE
0 ! ,FUTURE4 ,NOR CD HE ?9K ( ANY "O
IMMLY 3NECT$ ) HMF1 6:OM HE CD APPLY !M4
,B NO?+ D\BT+ T 6:OMSO"E !Y APPLI$ !Y _H
"S LAT5T MORAL = 8 [N IMPROVE;T1 HE
RESOLV$ 6TR1SURE UP E ^W HE HE>D1 &
"EY?+ HE SAW2 & ESPECI,Y 6OBS]VE ! %AD[
( HMF :5 X APPE>$4 ,= HE _H AN EXPECT,N
T ! 3DUCT ( 8 FUTURE SELF WD GIVE HM !
CLUE HE MISS$1 & WD R5D] ! SOLU;N ( ^!
RI4LES EASY4
  ,HE LOOK$ AB 9 T V PLACE = 8 [N IMAGE2
B ANO!R MAN /OOD 9 8 A3U/OM$ CORN]1 &
?\< ! CLOCK PO9T$ 6HIS USUAL "T ( "D =
2+ "!1 HE SAW NO LIKE;S ( HMF AM;G !
MULTITUDES T P\R$ 9 "? ! ,POR*4 ,X GAVE
HM LL SURPRISE1 H["E2 = HE _H BE5
REVOLV+ 9 8 M9D A *ANGE ( LIFE1 & ?"\ &
HOP$ HE SAW 8 NEW-BORN RESOLU;NS C>RI$ \
9 ?4
  ,QUIET & D>K1 2S HM /OOD ! ,PHANTOM1 )
XS \T/RET*$ H&4 ,:5 HE R\S$ HMF F 8
?"\;L QUE/1 HE FANCI$ F ! TURN (! H&1 &
XS SITU,N 9 REF];E 6HMF1 T ! ,UNSE5
,EYES 7 LOOK+ AT HM KE5LY4 ,X MADE HM
%U4]1 & FEEL V COLD4
  ,!Y LEFT ! BUSY SC5E1 & W5T 96AN
OBSCURE "P (! T[N1 ": ,SCROOGE _H N"E
P5ETRAT$ 2F1 AL? HE RECOGNIS$ XS SITU,N1
& XS BAD REPUTE4 ,! WAYS 7 F\L & N>R[2 !
%OPS & H\SES WRET*$2 ! P HALF-NAK$1
DRUNK51 SLIP%OD1 UGLY4 ,ALLEYS & >*WAYS1
L S _M CESSPOOLS1 4GORG$ _! (F;ES (
SMELL1 & DIRT1 & LIFE1 ^U ! /RA7L+
/REETS2 &! :OLE QU>T] REEK$ ) CRIME1 )
FIL?1 & MIS]Y4
  ,F> 9 ? D5 ( 9FAM\S RESORT1 "! 0 A L[-
BR[$1 BEETL+ %OP1 2L A P5T-H\SE RO(1 ":
IRON1 OLD RAGS1 BOTTLES1 B"OS1 & GR1SY
(FAL1 7 B"\4 ,^U ! FLOOR )91 7 PIL$ UP
H1PS ( RU/Y KEYS1 NAILS1 *A9S1 H+ES1
FILES1 SCALES1 WEI<TS1 & REFUSE IRON (
ALL K9DS4 ,SECRETS T FEW WD L 6SCRUT9ISE
7 BR$ & HI45 9 M.TA9S ( UNSEEMLY RAGS1
MASSES ( CORRUPT$ FAT1 & SEPUL*RES (
B"OS4 ,SITT+ 9 AM;G ! W>ES HE D1LT IN1
0A *>COAL /OVE1 MADE ( OLD BRICKS1 0 A
GREY-HAIR$ RASCAL1 NE>LY SEV5TY YE>S (
AGE2 :O _H SCRE5$ HMF F ! COLD AIR )\T1
0A FR\SY CURTA9+ ( MISCELLANE\S TATT]S1
HUNG ^U A L9E2 & SMOK$ 8 PIPE 9 ALL !
LUXURY ( CALM RETIRE;T4
  ,SCROOGE &! ,PHANTOM CAME 96! PRES;E (
? MAN1 J Z A WOMAN )A H1VY BUNDLE SLUNK
96! %OP4 ,B %E _H SC>CELY 5T]$1 :5 ANO!R
WOMAN1 SIMIL>LY LAD51 CAME 9 TOO2 & %E 0
CLOSELY FOLL[$ 0A MAN 9 FAD$ BLACK1 :O 0
NO LESS />TL$ 0! SI<T ( !M1 ?AN !Y _H
BE5 ^U ! RECOGNI;N ( EA* O!R4 ,AF A %ORT
P]IOD ( BLANK A/ONI%;T1 9 : ! OLD MAN )!
PIPE _H JO9$ !M1 !Y ALL ?REE BUR/ 96A
LAU<4
  ,8,LET ! *>WOMAN AL"O 6BE ! F/4' CRI$
%E :O _H 5T]$ F/4 ,8,LET ! LAUNDRESS
AL"O 6BE ! SECOND2 & LET ! "UTAK]'S MAN
AL"O 6BE ! ?IRD4 ,LOOK "H1 OLD ,JOE1
"H'S A *.E4 ,IF WE HAV5'T ALL ?REE MET
"H )\T M1N+ X4'
  ,8,Y CDN'T H MET 9 A BETT] PLACE1' SD
OLD ,JOE1 REMOV+ 8 PIPE F 8 M\?4 ,8,-E
96! P>L\R4 ,Y 7 MADE FREE ( X L;G AGO1 Y
"K2 &! O!R TWO AN'T /RANG]S4 ,/OP TILL
,I %UT ! DOOR (! %OP4 ,AH4 ,H[ X
SKREEKS4 ,"! AN'T S* A RU/Y BIT ( METAL
9 ! PLACE Z XS [N H+ES1 ,I 2LIEVE2 &
,I'M SURE "!'S NO S* OLD B"OS "H1 Z M9E4
,HA1 HA4 ,WE'RE ALL SUITA# 6\R CALL+1
WE'RE WELL MAT*$4 ,-E 96! P>L\R4 ,-E 96!
P>L\R4'
  ,! P>L\R 0 ! SPACE 2H ! SCRE5 ( RAGS4
,! OLD MAN RAK$ ! FIRE TGR ) AN OLD
/AIR-ROD1 & HAV+ TRIMM$ 8 SMOKY LAMP 7=
X 0 NI<T71 )! /EM ( 8 PIPE1 PUT X 9 8
M\? AG4
  ,:ILE HE DID ?1 ! WOMAN :O _H ALR
SPOK5 ?REW H] BUNDLE ON ! FLOOR1 & SAT
D[N 9 A FLAUNT+ MANN] ON A /OOL2 CROSS+
H] ELB[S ON H] KNEES1 & LOOK+ )A BOLD
DEFI.E AT ! O!R TWO4
  ,8,:AT O4S !N4 ,:AT O4S1 ,MRS ,DILB]4'
SD ! WOMAN4 ,8,E P]SON HAS A "R 6TAKE
C>E ( !MVS4 ,HE ALW DID4'

,8,T'S TRUE1 9DE$4' SD ! LAUNDRESS4
  ,8,NO MAN
M S4'

  ,8,:Y !N1 DON'T /& />+ Z IF Y 0
AFRAID1 WOMAN2 :O'S ! WIS]4 ,WE'RE N GO+
6PICK HOLES 9 EA* O!R'S COATS1 ,I
SUPPOSE4'

,8,NO1 9DE$4' SD ,MRS ,DILB] &! MAN TGR4
,8,WE %D HOPE N4'

  ,8,V WELL1 !N4' CRI$ ! WOMAN4 ,8,T'S
5\<4 ,:O'S ! WORSE =! LOSS (A FEW ?+S L
^!4 ,N A D1D MAN1 ,I SUPPOSE4'
  ,8,NO1 9DE$1' SD ,MRS ,DILB]1 LAU<+4
  ,8,IF HE WANT$ 6KEEP !M AF HE 0 D1D1 A
WICK$ OLD SCREW1' PURSU$ ! WOMAN1' :Y
WASN'T HE NATURAL 9 8 LIFE"T4 ,IF HE _H
BE51 HE'D H _H "SBODY 6LOOK AF HM :5 HE
0 /RUCK ) ,D1?1 9/1D ( LY+ GASP+ \ 8 LA/
"!1 AL"O 0HMF4'

,8,X'S ! TRUE/ ^W T "E 0 SPOKE1' SD ,MRS
,DILB]4 ,8,X'S A JUDG;T ON HM4'

  ,8,I WI% X 0 A LL H1VI] JUDG;T1'
REPLI$ ! WOMAN2' & X %D H BE51 Y MAY
DEP5D ^U X1 IF ,I CD H LAID MY H&S ON
ANY?+ ELSE4 ,OP5 T BUNDLE1 OLD ,JOE1 &
LET ME "K ! VALUE ( X4 ,SP1K \ PLA94
,I'M N AFRAID 6BE ! F/1 NOR AFRAID = !M
6SEE X4 ,WE "K PRETTY WELL T WE 7 HELP+
\RVS1 2F WE MET "H1 ,I 2LIEVE4 ,X'S NO
S94 ,OP5 ! BUNDLE1 ,JOE4'
  ,B ! GALLANTRY ( H] FRS WD N ALL[ ( ?2
&! MAN 9 FAD$ BLACK1 M.T+ ! BR1* F/1
PRODUC$ 8 PL"U4 ,X 0 N EXT5SIVE4 ,A S1L
OR TWO1 A P5CIL-CASE1 A PAIR ( SLEEVE-
BUTTONS1 &A BROO* ( NO GRT VALUE1 7 ALL4
,!Y 7 S"E,Y EXAM9$ & APPRAIS$ 0OLD ,JOE1
:O *ALK$ ! SUMS HE 0 4POS$ 6GIVE = EA*1
^U ! WALL1 & A4$ !M UP 96A TOTAL :5 HE
F.D "! 0 NO?+ M 6-E4
  ,8,T'S YR A3.T1' SD ,JOE1' & ,I WDN'T
GIVE ANO!R SIXP;E1 IF ,I 0 6BE BOIL$ = N
DO+ X4 ,:O'S NEXT4'
  ,MRS ,DILB] 0 NEXT4 ,%EETS & T[ELS1 A
LL WE>+ APP>EL1 TWO OLD-FA%ION$ SILV]
T1SPOONS1 A PAIR ( SUG>-T;GS1 &A FEW
BOOTS4 ,H] A3.T 0 /AT$ ON ! WALL 9 !
SAME MANN]4
  ,8,I ALW GIVE TOO M* 6LADIES4 ,X'S A
W1K;S ( M9E1 & T'S ! WAY ,I RU9 MYF1' SD
OLD ,JOE4 ,8,T'S YR A3.T4 ,IF Y ASK$ ME
= ANO!R P5NY1 & MADE X AN OP5 "Q1 ,I'D
REP5T ( 2+ S LIB]AL & KNOCK (F HALF-A-
CR[N4'
  ,8,& N[ UNDO MY BUNDLE1 ,JOE1' SD ! F/
WOMAN4
  ,JOE W5T D[N ON 8 KNEES =! GRT] 3V5I;E
( OP5+ X1 & HAV+ UNFA/5$ A GRT _M KNOTS1
DRA7$ \ A L>GE & H1VY ROLL ( "S D>K
/UFF4

,8,:AT D Y CALL ?4' SD ,JOE4 ,8,B$-
  CURTA9S4'

,8,AH4' RETURN$ ! WOMAN1 LAU<+ & L1N+
  =W>D
ON H] CROSS$ >MS4 ,8,B$-CURTA9S4'

,8,Y DON'T M1N 6SAY Y TOOK !M D[N1 R+S &
ALL1 ) HM LY+ "!4' SD ,JOE4

,8,YES ,I D1' REPLI$ ! WOMAN4 ,8,:Y N4'

,8,Y 7 BORN 6MAKE YR =TUNE1' SD ,JOE1' &
Y'LL C]TA9LY D X4'

  ,8,I C]TA9LY %AN'T HOLD MY H&1 :5 ,I C
GET ANY?+ 9 X 0R1*+ X \1 =! SAKE ( S* A
MAN Z HE WAS1 ,I PROMISE Y1 ,JOE1'
RETURN$ ! WOMAN COOLLY4 ,8,DON'T DROP T
OIL ^U ! BLANKETS1 N[4'
  ,8,HIS BLANKETS4' ASK$ ,JOE4

,8,^: ELSE'S D Y ?9K4' REPLI$ ! WOMAN4
  ,8,HE
ISN'T LIKELY 6TAKE COLD )\T !M1 ,I D>E
  SAY4'

,8,I HOPE HE DIDN'T DIE ( ANY ?+ CAT*+4
  ,EH4' SD
OLD ,JOE1 /OPP+ 9 8 "W1 & LOOK+ UP4

  ,8,DON'T Y 2 AFRAID ( T1' RETURN$ !
WOMAN4 ,8,I AN'T S FOND ( 8 -PANY T ,I'D
LOIT] AB HM = S* ?+S1 IF HE DID4 ,AH4 Y
MAY LOOK "? T %IRT TILL YR EYES A*E2 B Y
WON'T F9D A HOLE 9 X1 NOR A ?R1DB>E
PLACE4 ,X'S ! BE/ HE _H1 &A F9E "O TOO4
,!Y'D H WA/$ X1 IF X _HN'T BE5 = ME4'
  ,8,:AT D Y CALL WA/+ ( X4' ASK$ OLD
,JOE4
  ,8,PUTT+ X ON HM 6BE BURI$ IN1 6BE
SURE1' REPLI$ ! WOMAN )A LAU<4 ,8,"SBODY
0 FOOL 5 6D X1 B ,I TOOK X (F AG4 ,IF
CALICO AN'T GD 5 = S* A PURPOSE1 X ISN'T
GD 5 = ANY?+4 ,X'S Q Z 2COM+ 6! BODY4
,HE C'T LOOK UGLI] ?AN HE DID 9 T "O4'
  ,SCROOGE LI/5$ 6? DIALOGUE 9 HORROR4
,Z !Y SAT GR\P$ AB _! SPOIL1 9 ! SCANTY
LI<T AF=D$ 0! OLD MAN'S LAMP1 HE VIEW$
!M )A DETE/,N & 4GU/1 : CD H>DLY H BE5
GRT]1 ?\< ! DEMONS1 M>KET+ ! CORPSE XF4
  ,8,HA1 HA4' LAU<$ ! SAME WOMAN1 :5 OLD
,JOE1 PRODUC+ A FLANNEL BAG ) M"OY 9 X1
TOLD \ _! S"EAL GA9S ^U ! GR.D4 ,8,? IS
! 5D ( X1 Y SEE4 ,HE F"R5$ E "O AWAY F
HM :5 HE 0 ALIVE1 6PR(IT U :5 HE 0 D1D4
,HA1 HA1 HA4'
  ,8,_S4' SD ,SCROOGE1 %U4]+ F H1D
6FOOT4 ,8,I SEE1 ,I SEE4 ,! CASE ( ?
UNHAPPY MAN MI<T 2 MY [N4 ,MY LIFE T5DS
T WAY1 N[4 ,M]CI;L ,H1V51 :AT IS ?4'
  ,HE RECOIL$ 9 T]ROR1 =! SC5E _H *ANG$1
& N[ HE ALM T\*$ A B$3 A B>E1 UNCURTA9$
B$3 ON :1 2N A RA7$ %EET1 "! LAY A "S?+
COV]$ UP1 :1 ?\< X 0 DUMB1 ANN\NC$ XF 9
AW;L LANGUAGE4
  ,! ROOM 0 V D>K1 TOO D>K 6BE OBS]V$ )
ANY A3URACY1 ?\< ,SCROOGE GL.ED R.D X 9
OB$I;E 6A SECRET IMPULSE1 ANXI\S 6"K :AT
K9D ( ROOM X WAS4 ,A PALE LI<T1 RIS+ 9 !
\T] AIR1 FELL /RAI<T ^U ! B$2 & ON X1
PL"U$ & 2REFT1 UNWAT*$1 UNWEPT1 UNC>$ =1
0 ! BODY ( ? MAN4
  ,SCROOGE GL.ED T[>DS ! ,PHANTOM4 ,XS
/1DY H& 0 PO9T$ 6! H1D4 ,! COV] 0 S
C>E.SLY ADJU/$ T ! SLI<TE/ RAIS+ ( X1 !
MO;N (A F+] ^U ,SCROOGE'S "P1 WD H
4CLOS$ ! FACE4 ,HE ?"\ ( X1 FELT H[ EASY
X WD 2 6D1 & L;G$ 6D X2 B _H NO M P[]
6)DRAW ! VEIL ?AN 64MISS ! SPECTRE AT 8
SIDE4
  ,OH COLD1 COLD1 RIGID1 DR1D;L ,D1?1
SET UP ?9E ALT> "H1 & DRESS X ) S*
T]RORS Z ?\ HA/ AT ?Y -M&3 = ? IS ?Y
DOM9ION4 ,B (! LOV$1 REV]$1 & HON\R$
H1D1 ?\ CAN/ N TURN "O HAIR 6?Y DR1D
PURPOSES1 OR MAKE "O F1TURE ODI\S4 ,X IS
N T ! H& IS H1VY & W FALL D[N :5 REL1S$2
X IS N T ! HE>T & PULSE >E /2 B T ! H& 0
OP51 G5]\S1 & TRUE2 ! HE>T BRAVE1 W>M1 &
T5D]2 &! PULSE A MAN'S4 ,/RIKE1 ,%AD[1
/RIKE4 ,& SEE 8 GD DE$S SPR++ F ! W.D1
6S[ ! _W ) LIFE IMMORTAL4
  ,NO VOICE PRON\NC$ ^! ^WS 9 ,SCROOGE'S
E>S1 & YET HE HE>D !M :5 HE LOOK$ ^U !
B$4 ,HE ?"\1 IF ? MAN CD 2 RAIS$ UP N[1
:AT WD 2 8 =EMO/ ?"\S4 ,AV>ICE1 H>D-
D1L+1 GRIP+ C>ES4 ,!Y H BR"\ HM 6A RI*
5D1 TRULY4
  ,HE LAY1 9 ! D>K EMPTY H\SE1 ) N A
MAN1 A WOMAN1 OR A *1 6SAY T HE 0 K9D
6ME 9 ? OR T1 &=! MEMORY ( "O K9D ^W ,I
W 2 K9D 6HM4 ,A CAT 0 TE>+ AT ! DOOR1 &
"! 0 A S.D ( GNAW+ RATS 2N ! HE>?-/"O4
,:AT !Y WANT$ 9 ! ROOM ( D1?1 & :Y !Y 7
S RE/.S & 4TURB$1 ,SCROOGE DID N D>E
6?9K4
  ,8,_S4' HE SD1' ? IS A FE>;L PLACE4 ,9
L1V+ X1 ,I % N L1VE XS LESSON1 TRU/ ME4
,LET U G4'

,/ ! ,<O/ PO9T$ ) AN UNMOV$ F+] 6!
H1D4

  ,8,I "U/& Y1' ,SCROOGE RETURN$1' & ,I
WD D X1 IF ,I CD4 ,B ,I H N ! P[]1 ,_S4
,I H N ! P[]4'
  ,AG X SEEM$ 6LOOK ^U HM4
  ,8,IF "! IS ANY P]SON 9 ! T[N1 :O
FEELS EMO;N CAUS$ 0? MAN'S D1?1' SD
,SCROOGE Q AGONIS$1 ,8%[ T P]SON 6ME1
,_S1 ,I 2SEE* Y4'
  ,! ,PHANTOM SPR1D XS D>K ROBE 2F HM =A
MO;T1 L A W+2 & )DRAW+ X1 REV1L$ A ROOM
0"DLI<T1 ": A "M & H] *N W]E4
  ,%E 0 EXPECT+ "S "O1 &) ANXI\S EAG];S2
= %E WALK$ UP & D[N ! ROOM2 />T$ AT E
S.D2 LOOK$ \ F ! W9D[2 GL.ED AT ! CLOCK2
TRI$1 B 9 VA91 6"W ) H] NE$LE2 & CD
H>DLY BE> ! VOICES (! *N 9 _! PLAY4
  ,AT L5G? ! L;G-EXPECT$ KNOCK 0 HE>D4
,%E HURRI$ 6! DOOR1 & MET H] HUSB&2 A
MAN ^: FACE 0 C>EWORN & DEPRESS$1 ?\< HE
0 "Y4 ,"! 0 A REM>KA# EXPRES.N 9 X N[2 A
K9D ( S]I\S DELI<T ( : HE FELT A%AM$1 &
: HE /RU7L$ 6REPRESS4
  ,HE SAT D[N 6! D9N] T _H BE5 BO>D+ =
HM 0! FIRE2 & :5 %E ASK$ HM FA9TLY :AT
NEWS 7: 0 N UNTIL AF A L;G SIL;E71 HE
APPE>$ EMB>RASS$ H[ 6ANSW]4
  ,8,IS X GD4' %E SD1 ,8OR BAD8' --
6HELP HM4
  ,8,BAD1' HE ANSW]$4

,8,WE >E Q RU9$4'

,8,NO4 ,"! IS HOPE YET1 ,C>OL9E4'

  ,8,IF HE REL5TS1' %E SD1 AMAZ$1 ,8"!
IS4 ,NO?+ IS PA/ HOPE1 IF S* A MIRACLE
HAS HAPP5$4'

,8,HE IS PA/ REL5T+1' SD H] HUSB&4 ,8,HE
  IS D1D4'

  ,%E 0 A MILD & PATI5T CR1TURE IF H]
FACE SPOKE TRU?2 B %E 0 ?ANK;L 9 H] S\L
6HE> X1 & %E SD S1 ) CLASP$ H&S4 ,%E
PRAY$ =GIVE;S ! NEXT MO;T1 & 0 SORRY2 B
! F/ 0 ! EMO;N ( H] HE>T4
  ,8,:AT ! HALF-DRUNK5 WOMAN :OM ,I TOLD
Y ( LA/ NI<T1 SD 6ME1 :5 ,I TRI$ 6SEE HM
& OBTA9 A WEEK'S DELAY2 & :AT ,I ?"\ 0 A
M]E EXCUSE 6AVOID ME2 TURNS \ 6H BE5 Q
TRUE4 ,HE 0 N ONLY V ILL1 B DY+1 !N4'

,8,6:OM W \R DEBT 2 TRANSF]R$4'

  ,8,I DON'T "K4 ,B 2F T "T WE % 2 R1DY
)! M"OY2 & EV5 ?\< WE 7 N1 X WD 2 A BAD
=TUNE 9DE$ 6F9D S M]CI.S A CR$ITOR 9 8
SU3ESSOR4 ,WE MAY SLEEP TN ) LI<T HE>TS1
,C>OL9E4'
  ,YES4 ,S(T5 X Z !Y WD1 _! HE>TS 7
LI<T]4 ,! *N'S FACES1 HU%$ & CLU/]$ R.D
6HE> :AT !Y S LL "U/OOD1 7 B"R]2 & X 0 A
HAPPI] H\SE = ? MAN'S D1?4 ,! ONLY EMO;N
T ! ,<O/ CD %[ HM1 CAUS$ 0! EV5T1 0 "O (
PL1SURE4
  ,8,LET ME SEE "S T5D];S 3NECT$ )A
D1?1' SD ,SCROOGE2' OR T D>K *AMB]1 ,_S1
: WE LEFT J N[1 W 2 = "E PRES5T 6ME4'
  ,! ,<O/ 3DUCT$ HM "? S"EAL /REETS
FAMILI> 6HIS FEET2 & Z !Y W5T AL;G1
,SCROOGE LOOK$ "H & "! 6F9D HMF1 B NO":
0 HE 6BE SE54 ,!Y 5T]$ POOR ,BOB
,CRAT*IT'S H\SE2 ! DWELL+ HE _H VISIT$
2F2 & F.D ! "M &! *N S1T$ R.D ! FIRE4
  ,QUIET4 ,V QUIET4 ,! NOISY LL
,CRAT*ITS 7 Z / Z /ATUES 9 "O CORN]1 &
SAT LOOK+ UP AT ,PET]1 :O _H A BOOK 2F
HM4 ,! "M & H] DAU<T]S 7 5GAG$ 9 SEW+4
,B SURELY !Y 7 V QUIET4

,8,& HE TOOK A *1 & SET HM 9 ! MID/ (
!M4'

,": _H ,SCROOGE HE>D ^? ^WS4 ,HE _H N
DR1M$ !M4 ,! BOY M/ H R1D !M \1 Z HE
&! ,_S CROSS$ ! ?RE%OLD4 ,:Y DID HE N
G ON4

,! "M LAID H] "W ^U ! TA#1 & PUT H]
H& UP 6H] FACE4

  ,8,! COL\R HURTS MY EYES1' %E SD4
  ,! COL\R4 ,AH1 POOR ,T9Y ,TIM4
  ,8,!Y'RE BETT] N[ AG1' SD ,CRAT*IT'S
WIFE4 ,8,X MAKES !M W1K 0C&LE-LI<T2 & ,I
WDN'T %[ W1K EYES 6YR "F :5 HE -ES HOME1
=! _W4 ,X M/ 2 NE> 8 "T4'
  ,8,PA/ X R1' ,PET] ANSW]$1 %UTT+ UP 8
BOOK4 ,8,B ,I ?9K HE HAS WALK$ A LL SL[]
?AN HE US$1 ^! FEW LA/ EV5+S1 "M4'


,!Y 7 V QUIET AG4 ,AT LA/ %E SD1 & 9 A
/1DY1 *E];L VOICE1 T ONLY FALT]$ ONCE3

,8,I H "KN HM WALK ) -- ,I H "KN HM WALK
) ,T9Y ,TIM ^U 8 %\LD]1 V FA/ 9DE$4'

,8,& S H ,I1' CRI$ ,PET]4 ,8,(T54'

  ,8,& S H ,I1' EXCLAIM$ ANO!R4 ,S _H
ALL4
  ,8,B HE 0 V LI<T 6C>RY1' %E RESUM$1
9T5T ^U H] "W1' & 8 "F LOV$ HM S1 T X 0
NO TR\#3 NO TR\#4 ,& "! IS YR "F AT !
DOOR4'
  ,%E HURRI$ \ 6MEET HM2 & LL ,BOB 9 8
-=T] -- HE _H NE$ ( X1 POOR FELL[ --
CAME IN4 ,8 TEA 0 R1DY = HM ON ! HOB1 &
!Y ALL TRI$ :O %D HELP HM 6X MO/4 ,!N !
TWO "Y ,CRAT*ITS GOT ^U 8 KNEES & LAID1
EA* * A LL *EEK1 AG/ 8 FACE1 Z IF !Y
SD1' ,DON'T M9D X1 "F4 ,DON'T 2 GRIEV$4'
  ,BOB 0 V *E];L ) !M1 & SPOKE PL1SANTLY
6ALL ! FAMILY4 ,HE LOOK$ AT ! "W ^U !
TA#1 & PRAIS$ ! 9DU/RY & SPE$ ( ,MRS
,CRAT*IT &! GIRLS4 ,!Y WD 2 D"O L;G 2F
,SUN"D1 HE SD4

,8,SUN"D4 ,Y W5T TD1 !N1 ,ROB]T4' SD 8
WIFE4

  ,8,YES1 MY DE>1' RETURN$ ,BOB4 ,8,I
WI% Y CD H G"O4 ,X WD H D"O Y GD 6SEE H[
GRE5 A PLACE X IS4 ,B Y'LL SEE X (T54 ,I
PROMIS$ HM T ,I WD WALK "! ON A ,SUN"D4
,MY LL1 LL *4' CRI$ ,BOB4 ,8,MY LL *4'
  ,HE BROKE D[N ALL AT ONCE4 ,HE CDN'T
HELP X4 ,IF HE CD H HELP$ X1 HE & 8 * WD
H BE5 F>!R A"P P]H ?AN !Y W]E4
  ,HE LEFT ! ROOM1 & W5T UP-/AIRS 96!
ROOM ABV1 : 0 LI<T$ *E];LLY1 & HUNG )
,*RI/MAS4 ,"! 0 A *AIR SET CLOSE 2S ! *1
& "! 7 SIGNS ( "S "O HAV+ BE5 "!1
LATELY4 ,POOR ,BOB SAT D[N 9 X1 & :5 HE
_H ?"\ A LL & -POS$ HMF1 HE KISS$ ! LL
FACE4 ,HE 0 RECONCIL$ 6:AT _H HAPP5$1 &
W5T D[N AG Q HAPPY4
  ,!Y DREW AB ! FIRE1 & TALK$2 ! GIRLS &
"M "W+ /4 ,BOB TOLD !M (! EXTRAORD9>Y
K9D;S ( ,MR ,SCROOGE'S NEPHEW1 :OM HE _H
SC>CELY SE5 B ONCE1 & :O1 MEET+ HM 9 !
/REET T "D1 & SEE+ T HE LOOK$ A LL -0' J
A LL D[N Y "K10' SD ,BOB1 9QUIR$ :AT _H
HAPP5$ 64TRESS HM4 ,8,ON :1' SD ,BOB1' =
HE IS ! PL1SANTE/-SPOK5 G5TLEMAN Y "E
HE>D1 ,I TOLD HM4 ,8,I AM HE>TILY SORRY
= X1 ,MR ,CRAT*IT1' HE SD1' & HE>TILY
SORRY = YR GD WIFE4' ,0! BYE1 H[ HE "E
KNEW T1 ,I DON'T "K4'

,8,KNEW :AT1 MY DE>4'

  ,8,:Y1 T Y 7 A GD WIFE1' REPLI$ ,BOB4
  ,8,"EYBODY "KS T4' SD ,PET]4
  ,8,V WELL OBS]V$1 MY BOY4' CRI$ ,BOB4
,8,I HOPE !Y D4 ,8,HE>TILY SORRY1' HE
SD1' = YR GD WIFE4 ,IF ,I C 2 ( S]VICE
6Y 9 ANY WAY1' HE SD1 GIV+ ME 8 C>D1'
T'S ": ,I LIVE4 ,PRAY -E 6ME4' ,N[1 X
WASN'T1' CRI$ ,BOB1' =! SAKE ( ANY?+ HE
MI<T 2 A# 6D = U1 S M* Z = 8 K9D WAY1 T
? 0 Q DELI<T;L4 ,X RE,Y SEEM$ Z IF HE _H
"KN \R ,T9Y ,TIM1 & FELT ) U4'
  ,8,I'M SURE HE'S A GD S\L4' SD ,MRS
,CRAT*IT4
  ,8,Y WD 2 SUR] ( X1 MY DE>1' RETURN$
,BOB1' IF Y SAW & SPOKE 6HM4 ,I %DN'T 2
AT ALL SURPRIS$ -- M>K :AT ,I SAY4 -- IF
HE GOT ,PET] A BETT] SITU,N4'
  ,8,ONLY HE> T1 ,PET]1' SD ,MRS
,CRAT*IT4
  ,8,& !N1' CRI$ "O (! GIRLS1' ,PET] W 2
KEEP+ -PANY ) "S "O1 & SETT+ UP = HMF4'
  ,8,GET AL;G ) Y4' RETORT$ ,PET]1
GR9N+4
  ,8,X'S J Z LIKELY Z N1' SD ,BOB1' "O (
^! "DS2 ?\< "!'S PL5TY ( "T = T1 MY DE>4
,B H["E & :5 "E WE "P F "O ANO!R1 ,I AM
SURE WE
% N"O ( U =GET POOR ,T9Y ,TIM -- % WE --
OR ? F/ "P+ T "! 0 AM;G U4'
  ,8,N"E1 "F4' CRI$ !Y ALL4
  ,8,& ,I "K1' SD ,BOB1' ,I "K1 MY DE>S1
T :5 WE RECOLLECT H[ PATI5T & H[ MILD HE
WAS2 AL? HE 0 A LL1 LL *2 WE % N QU>REL
EASILY AM;G \RVS1 & =GET POOR ,T9Y ,TIM
9 DO+ X4'
  ,8,NO1 N"E1 "F4' !Y ALL CRI$ AG4

,8,I AM V HAPPY1' SD LL ,BOB1' ,I AM V
  HAPPY4'
  ,MRS ,CRAT*IT KISS$ HM1 8 DAU<T]S
KISS$ HM1 ! TWO "Y ,CRAT*ITS KISS$ HM1 &
,PET] & HMF %OOK H&S4 ,_S ( ,T9Y ,TIM1
?Y *ILDI% ESS;E 0 F ,GOD4

,8,SPECTRE1' SD ,SCROOGE1' "S?+ 9=MS ME
  T \R
"P+ MO;T IS AT H&4 ,I "K X1 B ,I "K N
H[4 ,TELL ME :AT MAN T 0 :OM WE SAW LY+
  D1D4'

  ,! ,<O/ ( ,*RI/MAS ,YET ,6,-E 3VEY$
HM1 Z 2F -- ?\< AT A DI6]5T "T1 HE ?"\3
9DE$1 "! SEEM$ NO ORD] 9 ^! LATT] VI.NS1
SAVE T !Y 7 9 ! ,FUTURE -- 96! RESORTS (
BUSI;S M51 B %[$ HM N HMF4 ,9DE$1 ! ,_S
DID N /AY = ANY?+1 B W5T /RAI<T ON1 Z 6!
5D J N[ DESIR$1 UNTIL 2S"\ 0,SCROOGE
6T>RY =A MO;T4
  ,8,? C\RTS1' SD ,SCROOGE1' "? : WE
HURRY N[1 IS ": MY PLACE ( O3UP,N IS1 &
HAS BE5 =A L5G? ( "T4 ,I SEE ! H\SE4
,LET ME 2HOLD :AT ,I % BE1 9 "DS 6-E4'
  ,! ,_S /OPP$2 ! H& 0 PO9T$ ELSE":4

,8,! H\SE IS YOND]1' ,SCROOGE EXCLAIM$4
  ,8,:Y D Y
PO9T AWAY4'

  ,! 9EXORA# F+] "UW5T NO *ANGE4
  ,SCROOGE HA/5$ 6! W9D[ ( 8 (FICE1 &
LOOK$ IN4 ,X 0 AN (FICE /1 B N HIS4 ,!
FURNITURE 0 N ! SAME1 &! FIGURE 9 ! *AIR
0 N HMF4 ,! ,PHANTOM PO9T$ Z 2F4
  ,HE JO9$ X ONCE AG1 & WOND]+ :Y & :I!R
HE _H G"O1 A3OMPANI$ X UNTIL !Y R1*$ AN
IRON GATE4 ,HE PAUS$ 6LOOK R.D 2F 5T]+4
  ,A *UR*Y>D4 ,"H1 !N1 ! WRET*$ MAN ^:
"N HE _H N[ 6LE>N1 LAY "UN1? ! GR.D4 ,X
0 A WOR?Y PLACE4 ,WALL$ 9 0H\SES2 OV]RUN
0GRASS & WE$S1 ! GR[? ( VEGET,N'S D1?1 N
LIFE2 *OK$ UP ) TOO M* BURY+2 FAT )
REPLET$ APPETITE4 ,A WOR?Y PLACE4







,! ,_S /OOD AM;G ! GRAVES1 & PO9T$ D[N
  TO
,"O4 ,HE ADV.ED T[>DS X TREMBL+4 ,!
  ,PHANTOM 0
EXACTLY Z X _H BE51 B HE DR1D$ T HE SAW
  NEW
M1N+ 9 XS SOLEMN %APE4

  ,8,2F ,I DRAW NE>] 6T /"O 6: Y PO9T1'
SD ,SCROOGE1 ,8ANSW] ME "O "Q4 ,>E ^! !
%AD[S (! ?+S T ,W BE1 OR >E !Y %AD[S (
?+S T ,MAY BE1 ONLY4'

,/ ! ,<O/ PO9T$ D[NW>D 6! GRAVE 0:
X /OOD4

  ,8,M5'S C\RSES W =E%AD[ C]TA9 5DS1 6:1
IF P]SEV]$ IN1 !Y M/ L1D1' SD ,SCROOGE4
,8,B IF ! C\RSES 2 DE"P$ F1 ! 5DS W
*ANGE4 ,SAY X IS ?US ) :AT Y %[ ME4'
  ,! ,_S 0 IMMOVA# Z "E4
  ,SCROOGE CREPT T[>DS X1 TREMBL+ Z HE
W5T2 & FOLL[+ ! F+]1 R1D ^U ! /"O (!
NEGLECT$ GRAVE 8 [N "N1 ,EB5EZ]
,SCROOGE4
,8,AM ,I T MAN :O LAY ^U ! B$4' HE CRI$1
  ^U
8 KNEES4

  ,! F+] PO9T$ F ! GRAVE 6HM1 & BACK AG4

,8,NO1 ,_S4 ,OH NO1 NO4'

  ,! F+] / 0 "!4
  ,8,_S4' HE CRI$1 TI<T CLUT*+ AT XS
ROBE1' HE> ME4 ,I AM N ! MAN ,I WAS4 ,I
W N 2 ! MAN ,I M/ H BE5 B = ? 9T]C\RSE4
,:Y %[ ME ?1 IF ,I AM PA/ ALL HOPE4'
  ,=! F/ "T ! H& APPE>$ 6%AKE4

,8,GD ,_S1' HE PURSU$1 Z D[N ^U ! GR.D
  HE

  FELL 2F X3' ,YR NATURE 9T]C$ES = ME1 &
PITIES ME4 ,ASSURE ME T ,I YET MAY *ANGE
^! %AD[S Y H %[N ME1 0AN ALT]$ LIFE4'
  ,! K9D H& TREM#D4
  ,8,I W HON\R ,*RI/MAS 9 MY HE>T1 & TRY
6KEEP X ALL ! YE>4 ,I W LIVE 9 ! ,PA/1 !
,PRES5T1 &! ,FUTURE4 ,! ,_SS ( ALL ,?REE
% /RIVE )9 ME4 ,I W N %UT \ ! LESSONS T
!Y T1*4 ,OH1 TELL ME ,I MAY SP;GE AWAY !
WRIT+ ON ? /"O4'
  ,9 8 AGONY1 HE CAU<T ! SPECTRAL H&4 ,X
S"\ 6FREE XF1 B HE 0 /R;G 9 8 5TR1TY1 &
DETA9$ X4 ,! ,_S1 /R;G] YET1 REPULS$ HM4
  ,HOLD+ UP 8 H&S 9 A LA/ PRAY] 6H 8
FATE AYE REV]S$1 HE SAW AN ALT],N 9 !
,PHANTOM'S HOOD & DRESS4 ,X %RUNK1
COLLAPS$1 & DW9DL$ D[N 96A B$PO/4

,/AVE #E3 ,! ,5D ( ,X

  ,YES6 &! B$PO/ 0 8 [N4 ,! B$ 0 8 [N1 !
ROOM 0 8 [N4 ,BE/ & HAPPIE/ ( ALL1 ! ,"T
2F HM 0 8 [N1 6MAKE AM5DS IN6
  ,8,I W LIVE 9 ! ,PA/1 ! ,PRES5T1 &!
,FUTURE4' ,SCROOGE REP1T$1 Z HE SCRAM#D
\ ( B$4 ,8,! ,_SS ( ALL ,?REE % /RIVE )9
ME4 ,OH ,JACOB ,M>LEY4 ,H1V51 &!
,*RI/MAS ,"T 2 PRAIS$ = ?4 ,I SAY X ON
MY KNEES1 OLD ,JACOB1 ON MY KNEES4'
  ,HE 0 S FLUTT]$ & S GL[+ ) 8 GD
9T5;NS1 T 8 BROK5 VOICE WD SC>CELY ANSW]
6HIS CALL4 ,HE _H BE5 SO2+ VIOL5TLY 9 8
3FLICT )! ,_S1 & 8 FACE 0 WET ) TE>S4
  ,8,!Y >E N TORN D[N4' CRI$ ,SCROOGE1
FOLD+ "O ( 8 B$-CURTA9S 9 8 >MS1' !Y >E
N TORN D[N1 R+S & ALL4 ,!Y >E "H -- ,I
AM "H -- ! %AD[S (! ?+S T WD H BE51 MAY
2 4PELL$4 ,!Y W BE4 ,I "K !Y W4'
  ,8 H&S 7 BUSY ) 8 G>;TS ALL ? "T2
TURN+ !M 9SIDE \1 PUTT+ !M ON UPSIDE
D[N1 TE>+ !M1 MISLAY+ !M1 MAK+ !M "PIES
6E K9D ( EXTRAVAG.E4
  ,8,I DON'T "K :AT 6D4' CRI$ ,SCROOGE1
LAU<+ & CRY+ 9 ! SAME BR1?2 & MAK+ A
P]FECT ,LAOCOON ( HMF ) 8 /OCK+S4 ,8,I
AM Z LI<T Z A F1!R1 ,I AM Z HAPPY Z AN
ANGEL1 ,I AM Z M]RY Z A S*OOLBOY4 ,I AM
Z GI4Y Z A DRUNK5 MAN4 ,A M]RY ,*RI/MAS
6"EYBODY4 ,A HAPPY ,NEW ,YE> 6ALL ! _W4
,HALLO "H4 ,:OOP4 ,HALLO4'
  ,HE _H FRISK$ 96! SITT+-ROOM1 & 0 N[
/&+ "!3 P]FECTLY W9D$4
  ,8,"!'S ! SAUCEPAN T ! GRUEL 0 IN4'
CRI$ ,SCROOGE1 />T+ (F AG1 & GO+ R.D !
FIREPLACE4 ,8,"!'S ! DOOR1 0: ! ,<O/ (
,JACOB ,M>LEY 5T]$4 ,"!'S ! CORN] ": !
,<O/ ( ,*RI/MAS ,PRES5T1 SAT4 ,"!'S !
W9D[ ": ,I SAW ! W&]+ ,_SS4 ,X'S ALL "R1
X'S ALL TRUE1 X ALL HAPP5$4 ,HA HA HA4'
  ,RE,Y1 =A MAN :O _H BE5 \ ( PRACTICE =
S _M YE>S1 X 0 A SPL5DID LAU<1 A MO/
ILLU/RI\S LAU<4 ,! "F (A L;G1 L;G L9E (
BRILLIANT LAU<S4

,8,I DON'T "K :AT "D (! MON? X IS4' SD
,SCROOGE4 ,8,I DON'T "K H[ L;G ,I'VE BE5
  AM;G !
,_SS4 ,I DON'T "K ANY?+4 ,I'M Q A BABY4
  ,N"E
M9D4 ,I DON'T C>E4 ,I'D R 2 A BABY4
  ,HALLO4 ,:OOP4
,HALLO "H4'

  ,HE 0 *ECK$ 9 8 TRANSPORTS 0! *UR*ES
R++ \ ! LU/IE/ P1LS HE _H "E HE>D4
,CLA%1 CLANG1 HAMM]2 D+1 D;G1 BELL4
,BELL1 D;G1 D+2 HAMM]1 CLANG1 CLA%4 ,OH1
GLORI\S1 GLORI\S4
  ,RUNN+ 6! W9D[1 HE OP5$ X1 & PUT \ 8
H1D4 ,NO FOG1 NO MI/2 CLE>1 B"R1 JOVIAL1
/IRR+1 COLD2 COLD1 PIP+ =! BLOOD 6D.E
TO2 ,GOLD5 SUNLI<T2 ,H1V5LY SKY2 SWEET
FRE% AIR2 M]RY BELLS4 ,OH1 GLORI\S4
,GLORI\S4
  ,8,:AT'S TD4' CRI$ ,SCROOGE1 CALL+
D[NW>D 6A BOY 9 ,SUN"D CLO!S1 :O P]H _H
LOIT]$ 9 6LOOK AB HM4
  ,8,EH4' RETURN$ ! BOY1 ) ALL 8 MI<T (
WOND]4
  ,8,:AT'S TD1 MY F9E FELL[4' SD
,SCROOGE4

,8,TD4' REPLI$ ! BOY4 ,8,:Y1 ,*RI/MAS
  ,"D4'

,8,X'S ,*RI/MAS ,"D4' SD ,SCROOGE 6HMF4
  ,8,I

  HAV5'T MISS$ X4 ,! ,_SS H D"O X ALL 9
"O NI<T4 ,!Y C D ANY?+ !Y L4 ,( C\RSE !Y
C4 ,( C\RSE !Y C4 ,HALLO1 MY F9E FELL[4'
  ,8,HALLO4' RETURN$ ! BOY4
  ,8,D Y "K ! ,P\LT]]'S1 9 ! NEXT /REET
B "O1 AT ! CORN]4' ,SCROOGE 9QUIR$4
  ,8,I %D HOPE ,I DID1' REPLI$ ! LAD4
  ,8,AN 9TELLIG5T BOY4' SD ,SCROOGE4
,8,A REM>KA# BOY4 ,D Y "K :E!R !Y'VE
SOLD ! PRIZE ,TURKEY T 0 HANG+ UP "! --
,N ! LL PRIZE ,TURKEY3 ! BIG "O4'
  ,8,:AT1 ! "O Z BIG Z ME4' RETURN$ !
BOY4

,8,:AT A DELI<T;L BOY4' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,X'S A PL1SURE
6TALK 6HM4 ,YES1 MY BUCK4'

  ,8,X'S HANG+ "! N[1' REPLI$ ! BOY4

,8,IS X4' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,G & BUY X4'

  ,8,WALK-]4' EXCLAIM$ ! BOY4
  ,8,NO1 NO1' SD ,SCROOGE1 ,8,I AM 9
E>NE/4 ,G & BUY X1 & TELL !M 6BR+ X "H1
T ,I MAY GIVE !M ! DIREC;N ": 6TAKE X4
,-E BACK )! MAN1 & ,I'LL GIVE Y A %ILL+4
,-E BACK ) HM 9 LESS ?AN FIVE M9UTES &
,I'LL GIVE Y HALF-A-CR[N4'
  ,! BOY 0 (F L A %OT4 ,HE M/ H _H A
/1DY H& AT A TRI7] :O CD H GOT A %OT (F
HALF S FA/4
  ,8,I'LL S5D X 6,BON ,CRAT*IT'S4'
:ISP]$ ,SCROOGE1 RU2+ 8 H&S1 & SPLITT+
)A LAU<4 ,8,HE %AN'T "K :O S5DS X4 ,X'S
TWICE ! SIZE ( ,T9Y ,TIM4 ,JOE ,MILL]
N"E MADE S* A JOKE Z S5D+ X 6,BOB'S W
BE4'
  ,! H& 9 : HE WROTE ! A4RESS 0 N A /1DY
"O1 B WRITE X HE DID1 "SH[1 & W5T D[N-
/AIRS 6OP5 ! /REET DOOR1 R1DY =! -+ (!
P\LT]]'S MAN4 ,Z HE /OOD "!1 WAIT+ 8
>RIVAL1 ! KNOCK] CAU<T 8 EYE4
  ,8,I % LOVE X1 Z L;G Z ,I LIVE4' CRI$
,SCROOGE1 PATT+ X ) 8 H&4 ,8,I SC>CELY
"E LOOK$ AT X 2F4 ,:AT AN H"O/ EXPRES.N
X HAS 9 XS FACE4 ,X'S A WOND];L KNOCK]4
-- ,"H'S ! ,TURKEY4 ,HALLO4 ,:OOP4 ,H[
>E Y4 ,M]RY ,*RI/MAS4'
  ,X 0 A ,TURKEY4 ,HE N"E CD H /OOD ^U 8
LEGS1 T BIRD4 ,HE WD H SNAPP$ !M %ORT (F
9 A M9UTE1 L /ICKS ( S1L+-WAX4

,8,:Y1 X'S IMPOSSI# 6C>RY T 6,CAMD5
  ,T[N1'
SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,Y M/ H A CAB4'

  ,! *UCKLE ) : HE SD ?1 &! *UCKLE ) :
HE PD =! ,TURKEY1 &! *UCKLE ) : HE PD =!
CAB1 &! *UCKLE ) : HE RECOMP5S$ ! BOY1 7
ONLY 6BE EXCE$$ 0! *UCKLE ) : HE SAT D[N
BR1?.S 9 8 *AIR AG1 & *UCKL$ TILL HE
CRI$4
  ,%AV+ 0 N AN EASY TASK1 = 8 H& 3T9U$
6%AKE V M*2 & %AV+ REQUIRES ATT5;N1 EV5
:5 Y DON'T D.E :ILE Y >E AT X4 ,B IF HE
_H CUT ! 5D ( 8 NOSE (F1 HE WD H PUT A
PIECE ( /ICK+-PLA/] OV] X1 & BE5 Q
SATISFI$4
  ,HE DRESS$ HMF ALL 9 8 BE/1 & AT LA/
GOT \ 96! /REETS4 ,! P 7 0? "T P\R+ =?1
Z HE _H SE5 !M )! ,<O/ ( ,*RI/MAS
,PRES5T2 & WALK+ ) 8 H&S 2H HM1 ,SCROOGE
REG>D$ E "O )A DELI<T$ SMILE4 ,HE LOOK$
S IRRESI/IBLY PL1SANT1 9 A ^W1 T ?REE OR
F\R GD-HUM\R$ FELL[S SD1' ,GD MORN+1
SIR4 ,A M]RY ,*RI/MAS 6Y4' ,& ,SCROOGE
SD (T5 AFWS1 T ( ALL ! BLI! S.DS HE _H
"E HE>D1 ^? 7 ! BLI!/ 9 8 E>S4
  ,HE _H N G"O F>1 :5 -+ ON T[>DS HM HE
2HELD ! PORTLY G5TLEMAN1 :O _H WALK$
96HIS C.T+-H\SE ! "D 2F1 & SD1' ,SCROOGE
& ,M>LEY'S1 ,I 2LIEVE4' ,X S5T A PANG
ACR 8 HE>T 6?9K H[ ? OLD G5TLEMAN WD
LOOK ^U HM :5 !Y MET2 B HE KNEW :AT PA?
LAY /RAI<T 2F HM1 & HE TOOK X4

,8,MY DE> SIR1' SD ,SCROOGE1 QK5+ 8
  PACE1 &
TAK+ ! OLD G5TLEMAN 0BO? 8 H&S4 ,8,H[ D
  Y
D4 ,I HOPE Y SU3E$$ YE/]"D4 ,X 0 V K9D (
Y4 ,A M]RY ,*RI/MAS 6Y1 SIR4'

,8,MR ,SCROOGE4'

  ,8,YES1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,T IS MY "N1 &
,I FE> X MAY N 2 PL1SANT 6Y4 ,ALL[ ME
6ASK YR P>DON4
,& W Y H ! GD;S' -- "H ,SCROOGE :ISP]$ 9
8 E>4

,8,"L B.S ME4' CRI$ ! G5TLEMAN1 Z IF 8
  BR1?
7 TAK5 AWAY4 ,8,MY DE> ,MR ,SCROOGE1 >E
  Y S]I\S4'

  ,8,IF Y PL1SE1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,N A
F>?+ LESS4 ,A GRT _M BACK-PAY;TS >E
9CLUD$ 9 X1 ,I ASSURE Y4 ,W Y D ME T
FAV\R4'

,8,MY DE> SIR1' SD ! O!R1 %AK+ H&S ) HM4
,8,I DON'T "K :AT 6SAY 6S* MUNIFIC;E4'

,8,DON'T SAY ANY?+ PL1SE1' RETORT$
  ,SCROOGE4 ,8,-E
& SEE ME4 ,W Y -E & SEE ME4'

,8,I W4' CRI$ ! OLD G5TLEMAN4 ,& X 0
  CLE> HE
M1NT 6D X4

,8,?ANK Y1' SD ,SCROOGE4 ,8,I AM M*
  OBLIG$ 6Y4
,I ?ANK Y FIFTY "TS4 ,B.S Y4'

  ,HE W5T 6*UR*1 & WALK$ AB ! /REETS1 &
WAT*$ ! P HURRY+ 6& FRO1 & PATT$ *N ON !
H1D1 & "Q$ BE7>S1 & LOOK$ D[N 96! KIT*5S
( H\SES1 & UP 6! W9D[S1 & F.D T "EY?+ CD
YIELD HM PL1SURE4 ,HE _H N"E DR1M$ T ANY
WALK -- T ANY?+ -- CD GIVE HM S M*
HAPPI;S4 ,9 ! AFN HE TURN$ 8 /EPS T[>DS
8 NEPHEW'S H\SE4

,HE PASS$ ! DOOR A DOZ5 "TS1 2F HE _H !
C\RAGE 6G UP & KNOCK4 ,B HE MADE A DA%1
  &
DID X3

,8,IS YR MA/] AT HOME1 MY DE>4' SD
  ,SCROOGE 6!
GIRL4 ,NICE GIRL4 ,V4

,8,YES1 SIR4'

  ,8,": IS HE1 MY LOVE4' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,8,HE'S 9 ! D9+-ROOM1 SIR1 AL;G )
MI/RESS4 ,I'LL %[ Y UP-/AIRS1 IF Y
PL1SE4'
  ,8,?ANK Y4 ,HE "KS ME1' SD ,SCROOGE1 )
8 H& ALR ON ! D9+-ROOM LOCK4 ,8,I'LL G 9
"H1 MY DE>4'
  ,HE TURN$ X G5TLY1 & SIDL$ 8 FACE IN1
R.D ! DOOR4 ,!Y 7 LOOK+ AT ! TA# 7: 0
SPR1D \ 9 GRT >RAY72 = ^! "Y H\SEKEEP]S
>E ALW N]V\S ON S* PO9TS1 & L 6SEE T
"EY?+ IS "R4
  ,8,FR$4' SD ,SCROOGE4
  ,DE> HE>T ALIVE1 H[ 8 NIECE 0M>RIAGE
/>T$4 ,SCROOGE _H =GOTT51 =! MO;T1 AB H]
SITT+ 9 ! CORN] )! FOOT/OOL1 OR HE WDN'T
H D"O X1 ON ANY A3.T4

,8,:Y B.S MY S\L4' CRI$ ,FR$1' :O'S T4'

,8,X'S ,I4 ,YR UNCLE ,SCROOGE4 ,I H -E
  6D9N]4
,W Y LET ME IN1 ,FR$4'

  ,LET HM IN4 ,X IS A M]CY HE DIDN'T
%AKE 8 >M (F4 ,HE 0 AT HOME 9 FIVE
M9UTES4 ,NO?+ CD 2 HE>TI]4 ,8 NIECE
LOOK$ J ! SAME4 ,S DID ,TOPP] :5 HE
CAME4 ,S DID ! PLUMP SI/] :5 %E CAME4 ,S
DID E "O :5 !Y CAME4 ,WOND];L "PY1
WOND];L GAMES1 WOND];L UNANIM;Y1 WOND];L
HAPPI;S4
  ,B HE 0 E>LY AT ! (FICE NEXT MORN+4
,OH1 HE 0 E>LY "!4 ,IF HE CD ONLY 2 "!
F/1 & CAT* ,BOB ,CRAT*IT -+ LATE4 ,T 0 !
?+ HE _H SET 8 HE>T ^U4
  ,& HE DID X2 YES1 HE DID4 ,! CLOCK
/RUCK N9E4 ,NO ,BOB4 ,A QU>T] PA/4 ,NO
,BOB4 ,HE 0 FULL EI<TE5 M9UTES &A HALF
2H 8 "T4 ,SCROOGE SAT ) 8 DOOR WIDE OP51
T HE MI<T SEE HM -E 96! ,TANK4
  ,8 HAT 0 (F1 2F HE OP5$ ! DOOR2 8 -=T]
TOO4 ,HE 0 ON 8 /OOL 9 A JI6Y2 DRIV+
AWAY ) 8 P51 Z IF HE 7 TRY+ 6OV]TAKE N9E
O'C4

,8,HALLO4' GR[L$ ,SCROOGE1 9 8 A3U/OM$
  VOICE1 Z
NE> Z HE CD FEIGN X4 ,8,:AT D Y M1N 0-+
"H AT ? "T ( "D4'

  ,8,I AM V SORRY1 SIR1' SD ,BOB4 ,8,I
AM 2H MY "T4'

,8,Y >E4' REP1T$ ,SCROOGE4 ,8,YES4 ,I
  ?9K Y >E4
,/EP ? WAY1 SIR1 IF Y PL1SE4'

  ,8,X'S ONLY ONCE A YE>1 SIR1' PL1D$
,BOB1 APPE>+ F ! ,TANK4 ,8,X % N 2
REP1T$4 ,I 0 MAK+ R M]RY YE/]"D1 SIR4'

,8,N[1 ,I'LL TELL Y :AT1 MY FR1' SD
  ,SCROOGE1' ,I

  AM N GO+ 6/& ? SORT ( ?+ ANY L;G]4 ,&
"!=E1' HE 3T9U$1 L1P+ F 8 /OOL1 & GIV+
,BOB S* A DIG 9 ! WAI/COAT T HE /A7]$
BACK 96! ,TANK AG2' & "!=E ,I AM AB
6RAISE YR SAL>Y4'
  ,BOB TREM#D1 & GOT A LL NE>] 6! RUL]4
,HE _H A MO;T>Y IDEA ( KNOCK+ ,SCROOGE
D[N ) X1 HOLD+ HM1 & CALL+ 6! P 9 ! C\RT
= HELP &A /RAIT-WAI/COAT4
  ,8,A M]RY ,*RI/MAS1 ,BOB1' SD
,SCROOGE1 ) AN E>NE/;S T CD N 2 MISTAK51
Z HE CLAPP$ HM ON ! BACK4 ,8,A M]RI]
,*RI/MAS1 ,BOB1 MY GD FELL[1 ?AN ,I H
GIV5 Y = _M A YE>4 ,I'LL RAISE YR SAL>Y1
& 5D1V\R 6ASSI/ YR /RU7L+ FAMILY1 & WE W
4CUSS YR A6AIRS ? V AFN1 OV] A ,*RI/MAS
B[L ( SMOK+ BI%OP1 ,BOB4 ,MAKE UP !
FIRES1 & BUY ANO!R COAL-SCUTTLE 2F Y DOT
ANO!R ;I1 ,BOB ,CRAT*IT4'
  ,SCROOGE 0 BETT] ?AN 8 ^W4 ,HE DID X
ALL1 & 9F9ITELY M2 & 6,T9Y ,TIM1 :O DID
N DIE1 HE 0 A SECOND "F4 ,HE 2CAME Z GD
A FR1 Z GD A MA/]1 & Z GD A MAN1 Z ! GD
OLD C;Y KNEW1 OR ANY O!R GD OLD C;Y1
T[N1 OR BOR\<1 9 ! GD OLD _W4 ,"S P
LAU<$ 6SEE ! ALT],N 9 HM1 B HE LET !M
LAU<1 & LL HE$$ !M2 = HE 0 WISE 5 6"K T
NO?+ "E HAPP5$ ON ? GLOBE1 = GD1 AT : "S
P DID N H _! FILL ( LAU<T] 9 ! \TSET2 &
"K+ T S* Z ^! WD 2 BL ANYWAY1 HE ?"\ X Q
Z WELL T !Y %D WR9KLE UP _! EYES 9 GR9S1
Z H ! MALADY 9 LESS ATTRACTIVE =MS4 ,8
[N HE>T LAU<$3 & T 0 Q 5 = HM4
  ,HE _H NO FUR!R 9T]C\RSE ) ,_SS1 B
LIV$ ^U ! ,TOTAL ,AB/9;E ,PR9CIPLE1 "E
AFWS2 & X 0 ALW SD ( HM1 T HE KNEW H[
6KEEP ,*RI/MAS WELL1 IF ANY MAN ALIVE
POSSESS$ ! K4 ,MAY T 2 TRULY SD ( U1 &
ALL ( U6 ,& S1 Z ,T9Y ,TIM OBS]V$1 ,GOD
B.S ,U1 ,E ,"O6